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Wow! See talent!

Ishilove:
Any kid that sings such will feel the wrath of my palms on their backs

Dinner is eba and egbono soup

Wicked aunty! I could have sworn it is "ogbono" but what does this Ibadan boy know.......

Ishilove:
Different strokes for different folks. My man must be able to express himself well

Aunty continue ooo!! Until kids in your street start singing for you "when will you marry"!!??

Ps-What is for dinner?

..................when the assistant queen mother of the marine world decides to an earthly husband

Ishilove see how they used ordinary cucumber to toast this fine geh, you be there waiting for who will write you harvard standard love letter

Tell them!!!!

dante12412:
Lol...bro u funny o . I Don laff laff come go mistakenly touch my colleague boobs for office.

Hahahahaha!!! Which one you touch, right or left?

UncleJudax:
Very shallow thought. While Olga is probably waiting for her fathers will, Mikel is making money and spending like it means nothing.

You obviously dont know the difference between "coming from money" and "coming into money"

Hahahaha!! The things way 'woman' go cause, this just reminded of a similar experience-------There is this girl i was toasting some years

back, she was putting me on a 'long thing', one friday night around '11pm' my phone rang, i looked at the screen and it was her and the

feeling of excitement ran through my body because i thought she was calling for me to come pick her up for some action. I picked the

call and the first thing i heard was "baby!! Baby!! Robbers!! They are jumping my fence", as a sharp guy i screamed "what!!! Let me get my

gun, am on my way". I stood up, went to the toilet, took a piss, went to my fridge and took a cold bottle of "Gulder", went back to my bed and

enjoyed my gulder till sleep came calling. Alakoba!!! After using me to play ping-pong, you want me to come and risk my life! I be

Rambo or Robocop

Nah 'Ajebutter' kids dis kain one fit affect nah! If pako pikin mistakenly get dis kain thing, nah kerosine and pankere dem go use cure am.

Ps-I find it weird when my rich/porshe friends say they are suffering from "food poisoning"

kernel501:
How does it affect your small brain, that can't pen down a local street girl?

The only way to deal with 'frustration" is to find a solution, trying to transfer it will only increase it.......

I see a lot of ignorant people screaming "Mikels money" hahahahaahha!! Ironically Mikel is the "gold digger" in their relationship, Mr Diyachenko and Abramovich are buisness partners/homeboys that grew up together in Russian, Mikels money is 'coins' compared to what Olga is sitting on, i sure say nah Mikel money dem go dey use buy pampers

Lol

Hairnet

Ishilove:
I am proud of you, my son.

Like a war weary soldier, find a quiet place to park your vehicle, if you know what I mean.

No matter how weary a soldier may be, he must still display a high level of chivalry so I cannot just park my vehicle in a random spot

Ishilove:
Karma paid you with remote control thieving chicks

So what informed your retirement?

Maturity/peer pressure

Ishilove:
Ki leyin se ti karma n'le yin kiri?

Ex Balogun lehin obirin lol

The sober part of me just wants to say 'congrats' and move on but the drunk part reckons there is something "fishy"--- see as the guy fresh, you go know say nor be ordinary albino be dis?........

Ishilove:
Master...

Balogun lehin obirin

Agba ti de! Karma nor tun le wa kiri lol

Ishilove:
Ehn, the voice of experience!

Better recognize lol!

SweetWJ:
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And i guess u dont know what she might do after marriage when the man is away. It might be houseboy, gatekeeper or driver. She needs deliverance.

No sir!! She doesnt need "deliverance" she needs "satisfaction" and the best advice we can give this man is to learn how to satisfy his woman "completely"(it is the duty of every man). There are books, articles and even videos that can show him how to give her maximum satisfaction that will make her even give up the 'tools' and any temptation to augument'.

TonyeBarcanista:
Help herself by bruising him? What she simply mean is that he wasn't good/man enough in the other room.
No man/brother will ever be cool EXCEPT for a few.

My brother 'female sexual satisfaction" has "absolutely" nothing to do with "man enough", knowing how to satisfy your woman sexually is not something you learn overnight, it takes time, patience, practise and commitment, the young lady might just be using the tools as a temporary measure till he can provide her with her required level of sexual satisfaction.......

Less than $100 if you minus the profit from the goods sold

9) Stubborn "runs girl"

Ishilove:
Go and marry and stop asking me for food, my friend! I can't baby you forever

Chai!! Low blow!! Ko da ooo!

My brother you need to wake up ooo!!! This is 2017!!! Women have become more adventurous sexually, infact i think "congratulations" is in order because you found a woman that helps herself and not one that jumps up and down "seeking help", at least now when you are out of town you can have rest of mind that if the feelings" come she will help herself and not "seek help". Abeg where is the wedding location and "gulder" go dey?

Ishilove:
Onions is okay. Don't you know meat is too tough for my aged teeth?


Oniyeye

Emabinu ma! What is for dinner, i am hungry!!

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

Three things are involved-------

1) Oga may be naturally romantic and is crazy in love with his wife

2) Oga might be an accountant and has studied the yearly "hair expenditure" and decided to plug the 'leak'(especially in this recession)

3) Madam fit dey give oga some kain "Shaolin" styles like "crouching tiger holding protector", "Enter the dragon", "Snake in the kitchen sink", "Legend of the flexible ninja" and my personal favorite "no retreat no surrender" way don confuse oga phyical and spiritually to the point way oga be like LG tv way madam dey use "smart remote" control........

Ishilove:
ROTFL!!!

Mscheeeeew

You look quite good for your age, if only you were like 30-45 years, i would have let you eat the onions from my suya one weekend....

So the NPF is owing him salary from 1988 to 1997(9 years), if we calculate it to this present day "29 years", lets us assume its an average salary of "50k" per month(plus and minus inflation, salary increase et-al) that is "17,400,000(seventeen million, four hundred thousand)

Two things are involved, its either they "pay" him or "slay" him and am not referring to the instagram "slay"