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Ishilove:
I will come to PH and have a baby for you

No Thank You!!! I prefer "younger" ladies and i dont like to disrespect my elders, how will i be spanking my mothers mate when we are doing "the do" , peradventure i want to try my famous 'crouching tiger holding protector' style and you now faint and enter coma, what will i tell Nigerian Police??

I am a very big fan of President Buhari and i respect him very much but i will never allow sentiment cloud my judgment, the writer of this article has made very valid points although he blew some of his points out of proportion by adding some conspiracy theories. If truly our dear president is incapacitated in anyway, the honorable and responsible thing to do is to hand over the mantle of leadership to his vice to finish the good work he has started....

Its about time I submit my proposal to the Federal government for the establishment of a "Special torture centre" for perpetrators of certain "heinous" crimes, this woman deserves my special "Mosheymo"(dont do it again) treatment------ gradually peel off the first layer of her skin over a 5 day period and soak her in a drum full of ants for 2 days.........

He nor fit pain me, my money nor kuku dey der, awon Cozites!!! I greet una!!! Una daddy just buy new toy...........

These kids of nowadays, no dignity and no honour, they think shooting someone makes them a "hard man", No sir!!! It only makes you a 'coward', a real 'hard man' gives his opponent a "fair fight" Rip to the dead

Like say the "Nepa Eclipse" way we dey see everyday never do us........

Call me "old fashioned" but it just irritates me when i see a guy that looks above 30 wearing earrings and big chain, how can you have money and be looking like an 'upcoming artiste"


Ps-I like the connection and energy between them.....

The boobs look familiar

What is wrong with these people? How can you pour acid on your fellow man?!

I weep for Africa!!! How can you do this to a human being??

This Stella be like Helen of Troy, her beauty dey cause wahala

Ishilove good news!!! You may no longer need to buy a cat

The problem with changing plugs is getting 'original' plugs, abeg which plug is reliable these days because once upon a time it was NGk but my mechanic said you cant find it again.......

TerrorSquad147:
it seems like there are tribal marks on you brain

Hahahaahaha!! This is epic!!!

Ishilove:
I repeat, your reverse psychology will not werk on me. I no dey tif remote control

Ogbeni we have derailed this thread enough. Ejo kuro l'ono ka'n ndi ozo no diye ba

Just say goodnight, no need for reverse psychology

poshestmina:
Just 13

How did that happen?

Ishilove:
Reverse psychology. Ko le werk

*sigh*

"I am"...

Hahaha! Madam the only thing i have the strength to reverse is "motor" so dont flatter thy self

poshestmina:
Let's swap!

How many younger ones?

Ishilove:
You need to calm down, son. Je je l'aye. You will just give yourself bp

Lmao! Am the calmest person you will never meet

Ishilove:
You seem very fond of this angry smiley

I am!!! Somehow it reflects my attitude

Ishilove:
Lmaaao!

I'm VEERY far from menopause. Mscheeew

There's no amount of pressure I can't handle

I didnt say anything about "menopause" oooo!

Hahaha! Lucky child just got a younger one, being a Last born sucks!!

Pete Edochie be like(in his voice) "Young lady, the sheep that keeps poking the lion, no matter how filled up the lion may be, might get eaten one day"

Ishilove:
Factors like...?

Family pressure, peer pressure, meno.........

Ishilove:
Never settle for less, brah

Certain factors can change this mindset

AfroSamurai:
you drive a hard bargain, but I'll pass. I don't believe in doing church weddings and wedding reception.

As long as there is booze i don't care if the venue is a cemetery, shrine, seaside, evil forest, bridge, or even the spirit world

AfroSamurai:
Bros, you have no idea. Lol.

Lmao! Seems you have been on her case, i will give you free advice to win her if you will promise me bestman role and unlimited access to the cooling van, deal!??

Ishilove:
Kwale

No wonder your shakara is 1million!

Ishilove:
No be wickedness, na 'love'

In my language it is 'egbono'.

Ehn, omo Ibadan kini so re??

So sure ni ! Am guessing "Urhobo"??

Oooops:
hah baba... only you 12 bottles

I nor dey too drink for weddings....

I nor like this thing way una dey do!!!! You guys will just sample pictures and not give us address shay nah because of 8-12 bottles of beer and 12-24 pieces of meat way person go come chop nah why una nor wan give person address anyway Congrats!!!