₦airaland Forum

EniHolar:
Shey u no know the kain 'thing' wey u carry go house?

You Never buy cloth for boutique before, reach house see say nor be wetin You expect??

Why her body come look strong like Eba way dem use "cold water" make? Areaboy2 Yay or Nay?

EniHolar:
Why u sef go off light?

Wetin we need light for? Nah homevideo we Wan shoot?

Just kill me ooooo!!! Kill me oooo!!! Lebagroup kill me ooo!! Lemme just die!!!! See Food!!!! Wow!!! Very sweet!!!! This is what a 'real' woman looks like, not all these 'malnourished' girls forming "model" , when you off light, you go begin find them for bed

The problem with couples of nowadays is that y'all see each other as each others property and tend to be 'over-protective", young man if you love that woman then love her "completely" whether she sleeps with the whole community or state!! The reason for the many relationship 'breakups' nowadys is the many 'terms and conditions' that people attach to 'Love'. Porn stars have boyfriends and husbands, just 'one' extra 'reserve player' and you want to give up on a woman you claim to love!!

Somebody cannot just do "deliverance" in peace again? The husband just came to cause trouble, "Ride on" pastor!!!

I will continue to say it, a 'benevolent' 'dictator' is better than a 'weak' democratic leader, especially in Africa.......

Chai!!!! Even Aunty Kemi has "boo"!! And 'almost' normal fine boy like me is still single!!


Ps-Whoever did juju concerning my love life should please tamper justice with mercy, i have learnt my lesson!!

Malaysia and bad news............

This benz is older than some people on Nairaland

......same reason most of us prefer 'cash' to "post dated cheques"

.........maybe you are dialling the wrong number or maybe you should send text


Ps-in the words of a great Roman thief "When i was a boy i prayed so hard and so long for a horse but it didnt come so i went out and stole one"........

........and they wonder why people like me gave up on 'religion', too many contradictions....... "A" is never truly "A" and "1" is never truly "1", it is always complicated........

Both Deji and Garba deserve the "agbaya must get sense" treatment(i.e soak them in water, find a big anthill, make big holes in it and tie them to it for 3-6hours)

Dear EFFC, are you guys telling me that this oga did not eat even ordinary 'potato' in the last adminstration?

enuk80:
that's harsh...its typing rror

Am just hating my brother!!! No woman has ever paid money into my account

You are complicating issues by reporting and arranging meetings with the boss, the only true way to stop a 'bully' is to 'bully the bully'. As long as you continue playing the victim and letting the bully know you are offended by his or her actions,, the bullying will never stop. Put on your crazy cap and let them know you are from Africa...............

If she really loves you, by now she would have paid for English lessons that you really need!

Landlord and tenant

If this woman was my sugarmummy, by now i will have been on the run in my private yatch

DJ!!! Please hook me up with track "22" "This isnt goodbye" dedicated to Uncle Jammeh the African Putin"

Container loading........... Soon one guy in a room with blue light will be telling somebody "Nah stock, handcarry"

Its times like this that you Suddenly realize that "Police is your friend"

Dear Future wife HAVE NO FEAR my engine is the original "YAMAHA" and am 'shaolin' trained , Will show you the "Drunken master, squirting dragon" style,

You cant blame them ooooo!! In this recession, some evil minded Nigerians fit enter there go form falling or fainting just to get "settlement"

curvilicious:
Bhahaha ok
Next week will cook and invite u

Satisfied?

Not satisfied until my tummy is filled!!

Ps-I prefer turkey to chicken, i dont like my salad cream mixed in my salad(i do it myself), i dont like 'plenty' pepper, i like my onions "half cooked", i like extra garlic..........

curvilicious:
Yes but u not invited cos i don't want wahala

.........yet you will go to church tomorrow and be shouting "amen", "ride on pastor" when ordinary "Nigerian"(not even foreign) jollof rice you cant share......

.......even if he could not afford ordinary "nivea" or "vaseline 'intensive'" lotion, shebi he would have gone 'organic'(saliva) Now he just rendered a son "motherless", a boyfriend "girlfriendless" and numerous customers "konjiful"!!! He deserves to rot in jail!!!!

youngelder:
Bros, carry me too ooo. So that the intentions won't be evil

hahahahahahahah

You sound like person way fit finish the whole pot, you sure say the food go reach me and you?

curvilicious:
@ bhahahaha evil intentions you kuku agree you can be evil

Are you cooking the rice?