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Lmao @ "comprehensive beating"!!! I dont know why some people are just stubborn, you know fully well that this will be your situation if caught and you still do it!!!

The guy go need painkillers after this "muscular" lap dance.....days

checkolatunji:
You get brain so

This is not down to tribe boy

Its not my fault you dont use "vita-foam and you had a bad night, Tunji egbe uncle eee loun kpe ni "boy"?

Am i the only one that finds it weird that she was already a menstrating female adult before he was born i.e she could have been his Mother . I guess true love always wins!! Congrats sir!

Nah dis kain men dey make ladies label us "Yoruba demons" , if you must be randy at least do it 'discreetly'

'Police cell' hath no fury like a "Runs girl" scorned! I can bet my left ball that this is a case of 'incomplete' payment, looking at this young man its obvious he is a narcissist and believes he is Gods gift to women so he reckons he should be the one getting paid not the other way round

Am scared of "social media", una fit use social media end somebody career, what if she is a Sunday school teacher and her pastor is on Nairaland or she is about to get married to a pastor?

The most annoying part is that some people are still in "denial", you dont need 'primary school certificate' to know that even by some cosmic miracle it comes back, there will be "major panic withdrawal" of funds and it will definitely crash! Shebi when i analysed the scheme in one thread, a lot of you insulted my generation, now who is laughing last?

To jog the memories of all Mmm ninjas, here are the stages of MMM i told you all about and back then it was in stage 3----


1) Create awareness and promise outrageous profits


2) Pay a lot of people to gain trust and bring in more people


3) Start an exit strategy by promising even more profit and bringing in more people (which they did by promising additional 20%)


4) Come up with a phony excuse and "CASH OUT"!!!

Ghen ghen!!

This is the best time to enter the "Coffin buisness"

This is not good news for the "condom industry".......

Awwwww!!! I remember!!

The feeling of Nostalgia is just too much!!


How can i forget her, the way she felt when i put her in my mouth, light her up and take a drag

The sweet flavor she fills my mouth with............


How can i forget?






My darling St-Moritz cigarettes!!!

Daddy cant take a little joke?

Mama toh sure!!!

Oshey!!! What is the name of that dude in Fantastic four that can start fire? This is the African version.......

If he like make he 'Dab', "barb", "bald", "flab", he nor go still enter Aso-Rock

This guys body doesn't fit his "job description" APBL(Association of Pot Belly Lords) members are normally peaceful people but Alhaji is an exception

Well sometimes the apple gets blown by wind and falls far from the tree.

Me i kukuma dey addicted to "Mamaput", i have like 4 different mamaputs" on speed dial, infact on special occasions like xmas, new year and my birthday nah mamaputs dey first send me text so if the future Mrs like, make she nor sabi boil water as long as she nor carry "wahala" come

All i see is a young girl using "Analogue" ATM

TRIUM!!

iomoge2:

Omo Yaraba ni mi o.... swagger.

Jesssssssuuuuusssss is Lorddddddd!!!! Chai!! See soup of life!!

That tall guy with handbag though!! The guy took it a bit too personal, seems like someone is in the closet.....

Hahahahahaahaha!!! See as this young man just use technology fool Wike, so nah dis toy drones he wan use monitor election!!! Hahahahahahaahahahhahaha! I give up!!! This young man just hit the jackpot because of Wikes ignorance.....

Chai!! Bros you try oooo!! But this prison way i dey see still use style get class oo, nor be water dispenser and tv i dey see so??

walahi some people are so deep in the ocean of sentiment that even if government dey come deliver food three times a day to their house and still spoonfeed them, they will never see or say anything good about this government

See major "rocks", schnapps bottles, na wa ooo!!! Thank God say dem nor add "pepsi" bottle

By the time i will finally find a babe i want to marry, dem go don use all the 'pre-wedding photo concepts' finish.......

You dare not eat it!! What am i saying sef, dem fit don dey blend pepper

36b..... Heat fit don dey do the babe...