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somebody cannot just chop something in secret again Nigerian girls are addicted to publicity sha!!! *now singing*! "Every little that we do............" |
hahahahahahahahaha! TWO WORDS "EARLY" "RETIREMENT"!!! RUN NIGGA! RUN!! I wonder how you go see person way 'funky' and flexing dey hin body(analysis from the pic) make am accountant! That is how one guy came to my office to apply for position of "accountant" and in his CV he listed his hobbies as meeting people, 'bird watching'', 'traveling', "clubbing" 'planning'. Ironically it was the 'bird watching' i had issues with make he nor come dey watch and money go dey 'fly' away from company ![]() |
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I SMELL A RAT! I dont trust NPF, dem fit don tell the guy to talk this cos dem dey find "donation" from Baba Otedola Anyway i sure say baba go upgrade security....... |
'Hard'working men need time out to relax but they should have invited some Malaysian government officials like the Police chief, Health minister, drug enforcement officials, immigration officerS, Just to show gratitude to the host country...... ![]() |
Is it Just me or the second pic and the first pic looks worlds apart >: Am not buying it jare! Not the same Person...... |
Tbamo:"27" and counting!!! ![]() |
Abeg na only nipple she enlarge abi eye dey pain?? ![]() |
Awoofawo: |
Rossikki:Same way i take my gulder, LIKE A REAL MAN!!! ![]() |
Rossikki:Breathe!!! Let it out!! I used to be bitter too! Try 2 bottles of "cold" gulder after work, it helps ![]() |
9jii:Chai! They will finish you today! TGIF. I Hope you have cold gulder in your fridge? |
khalids:If you do not agree with someones opinion, the 'grown up' thing to do is present your own and not instantly stereotype somebody you do not know. For all we know, i might be your uncle and for the record i was only joking hence the smileys.... |
mbeheddy:You sound like my ex-gf ! Amanda is that you? |
Hahaha! |
SmartChoices:MY BAD! I didnt know its the "Fire department" that handles visas in your country! I apologize for the error ![]() |
martineinstein:OH MY!! YOU DONT SAY!! Nigeria is the capital of scrabble? NO WONDER THE FRENCH PRESIDENT WILL BE PICKING OUR CHAMPIONS FROM CHARLES DE GAULLE AIRPORT BY HIMSELF! Hahahahahhahaha!!! |
SCRABBLEBOARD:Hahahahahaha! The truth hurts even the 'wise' ones! ![]() |
The biggest irony is that men who admit to "wanking" are just occasional 'wankers', the real 'wankers' always deny wanking like its an abomination........ ![]() |
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So because you win ordinary "scrabble" you now feel you have diplomatic passport to enter any country?? ! If you like be champion of all board games, if you do not prove to the immigration officer that you are qualified to enter and you intend to exit when due, you are not getting visa! Nigerians and sentiment eh!!! PS- for dat last picture, na only 2 people carry face like who go come back, d rest be like who go loss from airport!! ![]() |
*now singing* "am in love with a stripper" ****!REMIX******! Am in love with 'ashawo"!!! ![]() |
Hahahahahahahah! |
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ABEG WHY D GUY 4 D FIRST PIC COME POSE PASS THE 'PROPOSER' and "PROPOSEE"! I HEREBY CROWN THAT GUY "FAMZER GENERAL OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA" ![]() |
Apple laptop! ![]() |
*now singing*! "I be 16 years, i go dey do like this oh! If you touch my thing oh! I go tell mummy oh!" Children of nowadays have spoil sha! See as the mumu dey form fine boy 4 d video like say he win grammy! When i was 16 all i knew was The lion and the Jewel, the trial of brother Jerome, the concubine, the bottled leopard and maybe a couple of harmless love letters every now and then................ |
I trust my yoruba people ! Her dad be like "Mummy Funke shay oti gbo pe omo e shay wedding ni London"(have you heard that 'your' child did wedding in London?) Her mum be like "ko je jebe, Funke o le dan wo! Koni fe te"(he cant be so, Funke cannot try it, she wont want to regret) ![]() |
Hahahahaahhaah "NATO SOLDIER" plus "REAL ESTATE AGENT" in Nigeria how does this add up?? Dem suppose arrest the Vietnamese woman too............ Namecheckers report to the dance floor!!! ![]() |
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somebody cannot just chop something in secret again

