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Areaboy come and see your food" ooo! Lexus toh bad!

MAKE HIM PASS PORTHARCOURT NAH.......

Walahi Some Nigerians ready traffic cocaine enter "heaven" sef.... Name checkers i dedicate Michael Jacksons "SPEECHLESS" to you all

WAILERS!!! WAILERS!!! WAILERS!!! ITS TIME!!! THIS TIME YOUR COUNTRY 'ACTUALLY' NEEDS YOU

With her nose like Volkswagen passat exhaust pipe!

Hahahahahahaahah! My brother just take heart, its not der fault, it is because NCC has decided to be more useless than the 'P' in pneumonia. The same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago, i activated the 1gb weekend plan and all i did was chat on bbm and nairaland for a few minutes before i went out, only to get a text later in the evening that my data plan was exhausted. I called customer care and one semi-literate girl with a funny accent was trying to convince me that i used up my data, i had to explain to her that i have used different data plans in more than 6 different countries and that i am not a layman in the field of technology, we went back and forth for a while until she agreed to send me my data usage history and i gave her my email address, unless if she go send am tonight. IT IS NO SECRET THAT ALL THE GSM OPERATORS IN NIGERIA ARE ROBBING CUSTOMERS BLIND, WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHY NCC IS DOING NOTHING!!!

eh ehen?? What is there? IS HE NOT A FOOTBALLER? ARE THEY NOT A CLUB??

CHAI! THESE VILLAGE PEOPLE DON UPGRAGE TO '4G LITE' oooooo!! RIP MAN!

PLEASE PLEASE! A MINUTE SILENCE AS WE REMEMBER A COMPANY ONCE CALLED "CWAY"!........ RIP TO THE DEAD....."

I have come to terms with so many of life's 'oddities' but I "CANNOT' AND WILL "NEVER" UNDERSTAND MAN TO MAN NEVER!!! WITH THE WAY I LIKE WOMAN REACH, SOMETIMES I EVEN FEAR AM A 'MALE' 'LESBIAN' ! IS IT THAT THESE GAY MEN HAVE NEVER TRIED WOMAN OR THEY ARE ALLERGIC, COS I DONT KNOW HOW AFTER EATING "MEAT" PERSON GO SAY NAH "SAND" HE PREFER TO CHOP...........

People go just dey use style swear for themselves, if u start marriage with mortal 'kombat' fighting' characters, how the married life wan take peaceful?!!.....

buty:
I think this is either acting or pure stupidity, cos she would have just used the same ankara her fellow women are wearing to escort her to sew a simple dress instead of this. It is not a must to wear a white dress on your wedding day .

Typical Nigerian woman has jumped into conclusion

Mariojane:
tell us how the lipstick got there. you were definitely not trying it on when buying it for her.

don't worry we will not judge you too much

I have a very strict "Test before buy" policy, i test almost everything before i buy it........

on live tv?!!!! I WILL NOT TAKEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!! HOW DARE HIM RISK THE SECURITY OF MY 'FUTURE' FATHER-IN-LAW

Lemme just respect myself and shut up because she don marry and nah person wife, if not i for talk say she be like Eba way dem make with cold water.......

ALL NA "HYPE", NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS GIRL.........

See how 'happy' and 'optimistic' they all look, thinking that the future of Nigeria was 'bright' not knowing that hatred for each other, corruption, religious and ethnic discrimination will be the norm of the future Nigeria

PEOPLE WILL COME HERE AND BE WRITING RUBBISH, IF NAH VERSACE" OR ONE HYPED 'OYINBO" TAILOR MAKE AM PUT THE PRICE AT $50,000 THESE SAME HYPOCRITES WILL SCREAMING "WOW"! "CREATIVE" "ARTISTIC" "UNIQUE"

YES!! I SUPPORT YOU OGA!!! PERSON NOR FIT USE HIN LIFE SAVINGS MARRY WOMAN FINISH, THEN ONE FOOL GO COME DEY DO BONAZA ONTOP AM! FEMINISTS CAN YALL PLS SHUT THE HELL UP UNTIL YOU START PAYING "GROOM PRICE"

Sorry to deviate but that oyinbo" man in the first picture, his facial expression be like "DAMN I HOPE THIS PICTURE DOESNT GO VIRAL, I TOLD CATHEY I WAS COMING TO HEAD 'CHEVRON' IN NIGERIA NOT BUY GOAT AND SHEEP SKIN"

QUICK QUESTION!!! WHAT WERE THE POLICEMEN HE CAME BACK WITH DOING WHEN THE SOLDIERS WERE PLUCKING' OUT THE EYE....... THE GUY SEF 'OVERDO'! SHEBI YOU DON RESCUE THE VICTIM, YOU 4 DEY GO UR HOUSE JEJELY" NAH YOU BE COMMANDO?

Women and jealousy sha!! Wont be surprised if the husband was only talking to his mother..............that is how my ex gf and i had a fight cos she saw lipstick @ the side of my lips, there is always 'an explanation'---What if i wanted to buy u lipstick and i decided to try it on to see if i will react to it if you kiss me when you put it on.......WOMEN JUMP INTO CONCLUSION TOO QUICKLY!!

YOU CANNOT FIGHT DESTINY.............

I HEREBY CROWN THEE "kING OF OBSERVERS"

Somebody help me with her contact, lemme put that "crase" to the test........

Cmon stop it! Their own na "GAME OF 'THRONE 'S' with "S" our own nah "GAME OF "THRONE" no "S", so why all the noise? Besides nah one person dey born, nah everybody dey train am......

Omo if you try this 'rough play' with some Nigerian pillows, somebody fit end up for hospital oooo like one pillow way i buy that year way dem write "FINTAFOAM' on top, if u go use that type knack person daughter in the name of 'pillow fight', he fit end up as Police case....

FILMTRICK TOH BAD!!

This bolt sef, dem gats investigate the guy

Medicine after death!!

Na Agama llizard egg?

CHAI! CHAI! CHAI! EFCC MUST HEAR THIS!! KAI! TAKE HEART MY BROTHER!