₦airaland Forum

Nigerians why!!!?? Una wan steal Kenya glory?

Omg!! Sad sad!!!

This Shekau way nor dey gree die b4 u say 'boko' d guy fit release another video featuring Dj isis on the beats!!

I still dont know what girls are always looking for on the floor when they take pics

People wicked sha!! See as dem bury am like say nah bushmeat

Chai! This oyinbo don connect to Edo "wifi", he go browse till eternity....... No logging out

Make i add this 1

WIKE IS WORKING!!

Obviously "ajebutter" kids, "kpako" nor get time for this kain thing

I'd rather try my luck in Syria than wake up next to that......... Damn meennnnhhhh!!!! Well dem fit themselves

TrapQueen77:




Ooh now the scammers moved to Germany eeh?


One maga from nairaland sent me an email as well... Telling me tat Buhari has a hiiden wealth and he chose me to be his Beneficiary of his USD 12.5milli


This mumu think I will believe him? Chaaai!

Hahahahaahhaahah!!! Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahaha

99 days for the thief.........

CHAI! World people had to wait till his birthday to do this Ps- i dont in anyway support his lifestyle!!!

So Freeze chop before basketmouth carry am wholesale Dear Future wife please dont give my food to a 'loud mouthed' fellow to "taste" oooo!!

"Must"

Truecelebmedia:
dia is different between pretty and sexy mr professor

Uncle lecturer how can you use "most" and "sexiest" in the same sentence

ANOINTING BREAK THE YORK!!!! see food oooooo!!! "Excuse me sir/ma, are u having' a restaurant? Can i knowing the address?

Stop it!! 'Daddy' was just 'mentoring' them *dodges iron bucket*!, 'daddy' wanted to conduct long term "deliverance" on them *dodges rotten watermelon*

As i see 'most sexiest" i don know say nah 'bobo'

Abeg which part of ph dis one happen? The eclipse nor reach my area ooo!

An apple never falls far from the tree, its obvious your wife's behavior is 'genetic' so i don't think you should waste your patience. About 3.52 "Billion" women on earth my good man, dont allow '2' send you to an early grave.

With the level of hunger and addiction to 'bushmeat' in Nigeria, person gats dey careful ooooo because he get the kain haircut u go barb come rub powder dey waka near bush 4 night, dem fit don kill u finish before dem realize say nor be bushmeat

loveymom:
Snacks

Just kukuma kill me lemme die!!! Dear Sir/ma please if you are doing party anytime soon, can i come and wash plate, "isnor a joking sturvs ooooo"!!!!

Why the sun glasses come be like Kia picanto windscreen?

Obviously this is a Nigerian girl "ABOVE "30" Na them get this kain patience and note that she said "boyfriend" not "bae" or "boo" or "toodles" or "sprinkles" or "pringles" or any of those names young Nigerian girls in their '20's call their bfs ! Follow Nigerian girl in her 20s way her market still dey sell like hot akara play this kain play, before the guy type that "Manuel' finish, the deleting/blocking 4 do am like say dem snap am picture

Trina0936:
Hilarious but why does she look older h
Than him??

Don't worry, when i see her in church this sunday i will ask her and get back to you......

The first step in debt recovery is knowing whether the debtor is "willing" to pay, if the debtor is "willing" but not "capable" then you need to be more patient but if the debtor is "capable" but not "willing" then its time for what i call operation 'HELLFIRE'. Operation 'hellfire' is simply making the debtors life a living hell until he pays your money, create enough awareness, tell everybody that knows him that he is owing you, when i say "everybody", i mean "EVERYBODY" E.g all his friends, enemies, colleagues, neighbors, family, inlaws, church members, pastor, village people, neighboring village people, club members, classmates, facebook friends, twitter followers, instagram followers, all his social media followers and their followers, after this level of awarness shame is supposed to make him pay but if he turns out to be a shamless fellow then its time to bring in the 'fear factor'. Threaten him in every evil way possible, if "shame" and "fear" doesnt make him pay you then am afraid your money is as good as 'gone' cause if you use the authories, you should know..................................... If you collect the money nor forget to come back and buy me four 'cold' bottles of gulder as thank you

IF A MAD MAN LIKES "OHA" SOUP, DOES THAT MAKE HIM "AMADI'OHA??

IF AS A GUY I LIKE TO PLAY GUITAR, DOES THIS MAKE ME A 'G'-STRING?

IF MY 'EX' GIRLFRIEND IS CUTE AND I STILL LOVE HER SO I STEAL HER BACK FROM HER NEW BOYFRIEND, DOES THIS MAKE ME AN "EXECUTIVE"??

IF THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE FOLLOWING YOU ON NAIRALAND IS HIGH, DOES THIS MAKE YOU AN "ISLANDER"?

TrapQueen77:




Cut his kondo and put it in his big mouth....

Blood of Thor!!! Somebody cannot play with you?

Julietcutie:
lol

Aunty u sef are not bad ooo