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I just dont "gerrit"!!! If meat dey hungry u, u nor know where to buy suya Or pata pata u steal person goat...."...

He go shock all of una.....

Hahahahaha

Sopona oooooooooo!!! This is what i call "salary extinguisher" "investment without profit", "bright future that ruins future"......

To think that i have two "bsc's" and 1 "msc" and i drive a bloody honda and kia and this guy kicks a ball for a living and see his list of cars! "WALAHI ISNOR BY GRA GRA OOOO" ORI YATO SO ORI

"You okay"? "Is it terminal"? "Should i call someone"?

Na dis type of "funeral" i dey like! LEAVE ME LEMME DIE!!!! I SAY I WANT TO DIE!!!!! IS IT YOUR DEATH??!! WILL YOU TELL ME HOW TO DIE MY DIE??

someone should show me the section of the constitution that "clearly" forbids the IGP from having 'sidechic''??

Make uncle Bubu pity this Aunty give her post nah!!! Even if nah sanitation or religious affairs......

Make he come Portharcourt come taste our bole and Fish, walahi he go move Facebook hq come Rivers state....

Perfecttouch:
ha no vex o,I be dey think say na small vamp u be I no sabi say na u be ogbologbo o,twale sir

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Perfecttouch:
eeleribu sombori,aje a je eyan oooooooooleeeeeeeeeeee

Egbon ko le to yen!! Ha! Nah ordinary eyelids I wan chop nah him u pour all this venom? If I come chop the ear join nko?

The level of bitterness in some people is 'scary' and yet some people are calling for legalization of 'firearms' Una plan nor go work!

Everywhere you turn you hear someone calling GTbank out for "fraud", I think its time the authorities start monitoring GTbank a bit more closely...

Congrats to the funny man! Oluwa Eyiwunmi ooo(God I want 2)

Something 'must' kill a man

Sometimes I hear funny noises when driving my car but my bank account balance tells me am imagining things! Sometimes its better to ignore some things ooo! Last year my brother bought a Toyota highlander, everything was in 'almost' perfect condition, only the "check engine" light was on and as a perfectionist, 3 weeks later he decided to go to mechanic to investigate the "check engine" light. To cut the long story short, the car hasn't hit the road again since then even after handcuffing 3 mechanics and sending like 6 to hospital.......

Lilcentt:
Idiot,datz aw dey will b sayin rubbish
Adekunle local compare to jidenna international
I m sure u r frm abeokuta,local person

Young man are you aware you can counter someone's opinion without 'name calling'?

DeltaOil:
https://i.imgur.com/XeBwjvv.png?1

Hahahahaha! True true e pain me!!

x6blade:
some jokes are not jokes at all,world number 7 richest man shouldn't even be called "boy" he'd pay dangote 3 times over and still be a billionaire so be careful with such "joke"

Young man try not to swallow everything you read online hook, line and sinker, the different 'wealth lists' are complied by agencies like Forbes based on "known" assets and Mark's wealth is determined by the 'stock market" any negative dip' in facebook shares(although not very likely but not impossible') and his wealth drops, now can you compare that to one "Nigerian Chairman" that has billions in several offshore accounts? He is a "small boy" in many quarters.....

JonSnow:
hope? not even in your wildest dreams.

Am sorry if Nigeria is not favoring you, I will pray for you for things to get better for you 'in Nigeria"

Why all the fuss about a "Nigerian" coming to "Nigeria"? Nigerians can like to hype anything with 'foreign' connection ehen! Wetin he sing way Darey abi Adekunle nor fit sing?

After more than 30 years!!!?? What is wrong with African 'rulers' why is the average African 'leader' so addicted to power that they always want to turn to 'eternal' "ruler"

Berlyn:
brother? ? Like seriously ??

Hey!! Sorry Maam/Missy, my bad!!!

Berlyn:
do u work with Dstv ?

My brother I don't know jack about dstv oooo! Ordinary say breeze blow my dish, I gats call Dem to come fix am......

I sure say those white guys way carry bag like school boys nah "special" forces.... Any 'kpakam" Una go know say bread n meat pie nor be mate

Me way girl don save my number as "Dstv guy".........

WOW! THIS SHOWS THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR NIGERIA!!

B oooo! The devil You know......

JUST FOR FUN-- In This harsh economic situation, how Much is the 'least' "realistic" amount That You Will accept to end your relationship with Your 'girlfriend' or "boyfriend"?

........but make I nor lie, eyelids be like meat way go sweet ooo

Everywhere you turn nah "Miss" this, "Miss" that, won't be surprised if I hear "Miss Avengers".....