₦airaland Forum

Palmwinetapper:
please respect the queen. Your words are trashy

Oh! Forgive me your 'high'ness, i am but a humble drunk who wants to savor the hotness of the queen in an imaginary realm

Why she come stingy with cleavage Vaseline crew be like "WE WILL NOT TAKKKKKEEEEEEEEE IIITTTTTT! MUNA IS 'BIASED'" she is a hottie any day any time, even in recession! If to say she dey drink beer, i 4 buy her brewery.........

On a lighter note, Dat dss guy just dey form Fbi like Jack bauer, see as d thing the sweet am!!

engrhorla:
U never chi sumthing

I dey go ya gf offiz to show her dis

And ah go tell am yhu dey drunk wen u post am...#gbam

I kuku nor get gf! Na 'future disclaimer' i do

Lordkylie:
yea yeah you'll cheat when the opportunity presents itself so please remove the "idont support cheating"

...........what makes you so sure

Mznaett:
Una no dey tire 4 'em girlz matter sèf?......

People wey get d "ba" no dey make dz kind noise 4my ear...na people wey no even get dey disturb my peace....abeg shift joor..

I was curious to know the type of 'female' that will type like this so i checked your profile and trust me i wasn't disappointed.........

Hahahahaha! He pain am!! nor be everyday "hamburger", sometimes 'amala' dey hungry person! Ps-i dont support 'cheating' oooo! Na joke ooo!

See gionee sef dey sell for 92k ooo!!?? Nigerians haff suffer ooo! See akara sef wan dey form pizza!!

No life jacket?

somebody cannot jejely wear his sisters cloth again? Somebody nor fit follow una play?

HABA!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I WILLL NOT TAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE IIIIIITTTTTT!! I have seen finer igbo girls selling okpa on the street! IGBO GIRLS ARE THE FINEST IN AFRICA and this girl doesnt represent that at all! PS-am yoruba!

Obama be like "Bill i see light everywhere, i farms filled with crops, these niggas growing der own food, i see good roads and bridges, are sure this is Nigeria we flying over"?? *dodging slippers and broken bottles*!

OH NO!!!! OH WHY! PLEASE DONT GO!! WE LOVE YOU! WE NEED YOU! WAIT OH! CAN ANYBODY NAME ANY OF HIS ALBUMS OR ANY POPULAR TRACK??

i sure say back then Vaseline crew will still be like "WOW"!! Cos the bar was still low

Donshemzy1234:
oya tell me which of the dogs bite you

is it the dog named Buhari??

Let the record state that i do not know this individual, i do not own a dog and i do not in any way support naming dogs after our esteemed leaders, Dss, ICPC, EFCC, NTA, RSTV, NPF, NA, NAF, NN, FRSC, NSCDC, ETC ETC TAKE NOTE!!!

Nothing irritates me more than a Nigerian girl with the mindset of my 'boyfriend must take care of me', are you an orphan? How were you surviving before i came into the picture? Guys don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong in spoiling your woman every now and then but when she makes it seem like it is your duty and dumps all her financial burdens on you because you guys are intimate then it is obvious you have invited 'cankerworm' into your home. Guys ask yourselves the following questions;

1) After paying all her bills for lets say 2-3 years and she finally dumps you, is that profit or loss?

2) Even if after paying all her bills for lets say 2-3 years and she decides to marry you, do you think her family will give you discount on the bride price because you have being paying her bills?!

3) If you start paying all her bills and she gets used to it, what do you think will happen if God forbid you can no longer afford to?

To the ladies that hang all their financial burdens on men, i hope you know the minute the start becoming dependent on any man, he begins to feel this 'right of ownership' over you. Statistics have shown that a higher percentage of women that get physically abused in relationships are 'dependent women'. DEAR WOMEN THE ONLY THING A MAN 'TRULY' 'OWES' YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP IS "LOVE" AND "RESPECT" AND IF YOU DECIDE TO EXCHANGE THESE FOR "SALARY"', like my Warri brothers will say "any thing way your eye see, make you take am like that'

WE SHALL NOT TAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE IIITTTTT!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTE DEFAMATION OF MY STATE!!! WHERE IS PROOF THAT THEY WENT TO "OYO STATE" MAYBE THEY MEANT "OWO" in ONDO STATE

In my opinion this picture represents over 95% of internet users, in other words almost everyone is guilty of what this picture is saying......

N nah Person go marry dis one put 4 house.....

Interesting! So ignorance in Nigeria is as old as Nigeria

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN OF SINGLE LADIES HER ROYAL 'BRIGHTNESS' (na joke oooo)

This girl nor fine, she is always trying to deceive us with backyard' and frontyard' to hide the 'wowoness' ! I refuse to be deceived, abeg how much is pears baby lotion

Bravo! Bravo! This is how a 'true' leader should sound when making a 'valid' point not coming out to insult people that are old enough to be your father and mother.......

So its now official, there is a 'Pre photo shoot/shower" for every event. "Pre wedding shoot/shower", "pre baby shoot/shower", "pre birthday shoot/shower", wont be surprised if they start "pre burial shoot/shower"......

Is it just me or it looks like the beating has changed her complexion Women sha!! I sure say one 'gentle' man bin dey toast her oooo but nah the 'bad' guy dem dey always agree 4........

Chai! I watch all oooo *covers face*

When Nigerians who do not have the required qualifications to travel to the US Will still be trying their luck like say nah BET9JA........

"FRIENDZONE"!!!

Eh yah!!! I feel this guy's pain, i have been through something like this before, one time i put 4 bottles of gulder in the freezer for a quick chill and i mistakenly slept off, when i woke up the next morning all 4 bottles had broken, i was so 'heartbroken' i 'nearly' cried.....