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I wonder how people can trust someone with "thousands of dollars"! I cant trust my own mother with 100k

WIKE IS WORKING!!!

Its time to go back to my place of birth......... I can feel it...........

whose aunty/sugarmummy is this?

Ejytex:
Ok but abeg lv d small babe make she lv her life,her parent kno her beta dan u cox u only c her on pix

Ok sir!!!

Ejytex:
Abeg stop usin her pix for ur masterbating stuff

Egbon speak for yourself ooooo! Me i like my women like i like my wine, the older the better.....

Blood of Pablo escobar!!! Mummy e baaaadd gaaaannn ooooo!! "76"

OUCH!!! KAI!!! Ghanaians get bad mouth oooo! OUCH!! He pain me sha!!!

On top ordinary bele?? *dodges used pad*!

HUNGER BAD!!!

This thread just reminded me of my weed experience, there was this girl i was toasting in uni back then, she had "VERY" strict parents so i used to sneak in and out of their house, one faithful evening some of my friends came over to my place and started smoking weed, normally i always pretend to join them but unfortunately for me that day we were inside the room with all the windows locked and Ac on. To cut the story short, when the weed start to ignite 4 my brain, nah d girl house the thing push me go and by the time i got there i was "stoned", sadly she wasnt around and the gateman opened the gate for me............... Later she told me i had dinner with her mum and dad, misbehaved WELL WELL, dragged remote control with the grandmother, sat on her mothers leg, broke like 4 plates and two cups THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS "KIDS STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS"!!!!!!!

Which type of "akamu", the same type everybody dey drink? They should just say "she worked hard and put herself through school". Do you know how much "akamu" you have to sell to afford university education in Nigeria? No need for the excess exaggeration abeg! YES AM A CYNIC!!!

sunnydayasaba:
Look at d way Bubu is looking like he's watching Shakira tweek.

Hahahahahaha!!! The look is 'epic', almost like he is saying "Kai Mark! Walahi it this thing you are using to 'phack' all our money, walahi you are an intellectual barawo"......

Chai!! This news will give some people Stroke!!!! Hahahahaha! Sai baba!! *dodges bag of rice*!

Chai!!! Timaya na man u be!!! see good food"

Lmao @ "house of reconciliation with God".....

.........then we cannot "guarantee" your salary

Lagos drivers sha!!

I always wonder how righteous/born again people have fun, as a 'sinner' i cannot do without my beer and sticks and sometimes i wonder 'if' or 'when' i find religion, what i will do for fun. It seems religion is against all the things a 'lively' man like me likes to do in my spare time, so i want to hear from religious people what you all do for "FUN" in your free time....................?

So we should use only 1 bridge to judge the securiity of Nigeria?

cruzita:
u sure say u no dey wear bra

NO! But i dey Remove

Nigerians go just dey hail dis guy as he dey ruin him future with hin own hand oga dem say "pikin way him hand never strong nor dey ask wetin kill hin papa" all dis people way dey ginger am like Martin Luther King, nah dem go still abandon am like Charles Taylor at the end of the day!!!

With her level of exposure, she still doesn't know that u wear only a "strapless" bra with this kain of dress?? Even me way be man know

Dis her daughter way wear bum shorts, they gats monitor her well, the girl eye nor good, all her pics nah so so seductive style n pose i know her fans will chew me raw, but the truth must be told......

Una wan give person headache? Billion is okay for me

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What if his girlfriend is on her period and he is going to help her do laundry *dodges big tuber of yam*

Chai!!! Baba don put uncle Fayose 4 "MUTE"!

I still dont know what ladies are always looking for on the floor whenever they take pictures

With dis kain situation na him 1 girl way don dey do shakara 4 me since last year dey expect say i go come pick her from Omagwa airport this saturday!! Thank the gods for "call divert"

This just made me miss my Ex-gf that used to fart in my face....*crying*!!! Oh!!!

HABA DADDY!!! DADDY!!! DAD! FATHER!!!! PAPA!!!! EPPPAAA!!!! WHY?? WHY HABA!!!? NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!! BABA!!! BABA!!! YOU CANNOT SAY THIS TYPE OF THING NAH!!! NO NAAAAHHHH!!!! WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR "YOU ARE VERY WRONG" WALAHI SIR YOU ARE WRONG.........!!!