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This woman fresh sha!!! Kai!! See as she fresh like Foreign banana

Is it just me or it seems the Devil" has moved his headquarters to Kenya?

This is a case of "literally" 'receiving' your 'healing'

kennygee:
You might not be. But saying "NCAN", adds u to a certain group.



So a mod would think you're guilty by association.

Fair enough! I hold nothing against anybody, its their turf and their rules, just here to have fun

So because one small boy with "facebook coins" enters the country, make everybody dey run up and down If Mark go Abuja go see the money way some small boys dey use play, he fit nor go back again, next thing u go hear say Facebook hq is moving to Nigeria(Na joke ooo)!

The "topography" of the "engine room" is also a major factor, some engine rooms dey rough and this can cause tear......

kennygee:
Lol. No matter how hard the Mods try, I still see a lot if those "NCAN" comments. Oh, I even used to make those, until I discovered tribalism is a ticking time bomb.

My brother am very very very very far from being a 'tribalist', all I was implying was the 'name team' was going to have a field day on that thread and.................

that is bad of him! After collecting 'ban' for small Name joke, I nor the play that play again!

These pictures are "Ill timed"... .

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND ALL THE FUSS ABOUT BOBI "STANDING" OR "FALLING", NA FAN?? BOBI NAH BOBI WHETHER STANDING, SITTING, SLEEPING OR DANCING...

01Mysticdon:
you bad o, boys go kidnap am sharp sharp. 100million dollars ransom.

STOP IT! Rivers state is now safe *!dodges blow*! Our governor has made the state safe *!dodges I pass my neighbor Gen!* "Oyinbo now walk on the streets *!dodges Camry engine!*

He should pay us a visit in Rivers state nah

Guys here are some tips on how to spot a runs girl in Portharcourt:

1) The minute she tells you am a "student" in 'Uniport' or "Ust" and she mentions one very 'weird' course you haven't heard before E.g 'heritage studies', "democratic Economics', 'spiritual relations', your runs girl alarm should start beeping

2) HER PHONES: Once she tells you she is a student, the next thing you should check is her phones. Pay close attention to the following sub categories:

a) Student with Iphone 5 and below- 20% chance of being a runs girl

b) Student with Iphone 6 alone---50% chance of being a runs girl

c) Student with Iphone 6 and medium techo----70% chance of being a runs girl

d) Student with Iphone6 plus Samsung S6 plus medium techno------99% chance of of being a "confirmed" Runs girl, the 1% chance is her having rich parents or relatives or an extremely generous boyfriend.....

3) HER HANDBAG: This Is another way to spot a Ph runs babe", they favor big handbags That can carry their "mobile toiletries" like towel, slippers, shower cap, another fresh pair of clothes, makeup etc. If You invite any girl in Portharcourt to your place without prior arrangements of a 'sleepover' and You spot the aforementioned items in her bags, You runs girl alarms should Start blowing....

4) HER PRESENT LOCATION: Portharcourt runs girls are 'almost' always at their friends place in "Gra" or "Orazi", If every time You call and ask where she is and she says "am at my friends place at gra or Orazi" my brother you fit don dey play 4 FC Runs girls

5) If you tell her to come over and she says "Am waiting for my 'CABMAN'! This is the 'holy grail' of 'Runsgalism' in Portharcourt, every runs girl in Ph has a 'Cabman'

6) If you want to take her on a date and she keeps avoiding "popular" joints then You should be worried because You Just might be a customer and she doesnt want You to meet her other customers because its bad for business. For example she says something like "i dont like beerbarn because it is always rowdy" abeg which joint was opened to be empty?

7) This might seem irrelevant but if she knows all the good sharwamah spots You should also be worried because the official runs girl food is 'sharwamah'

If she doesnt introduce You to her friends, This Is also a red flag because runs girls have been known to snatch customers from each other so they have become very protective of their customers(PS-YOU MIGHT BE A CUSTOMER AND WONT EVEN KNOW, TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY)

9) SHE IS NEVER AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT: This Is a very major sign hence the capital letters, if You call her every friday and she always has one excuse or the other for not being at home then its very likely You have yourself a "runs girl"

10) If You take her to the club and "THE BOUNCERS" know her, Sopoona oooooooo! This Is 'hardcore' proof That she is a 'confirmed' 'stamped' and 'certified' runs girl, if You do not believe 1-9 You cannot doubt This one because every "Guy" man in Portharcourt knows the bouncers in clubs have the 'full', "complete", "uncompromised" database of all the runs girls in the state...


PS- "RUNS GIRL" and "ASHAWO" are not the same as some of You like to argue, unless You are trying to tell me That "DSS" and "NIGERIAN POLICE" are the same thing, ABEG ABEG!!! SHOE GET SIZE!!!! shoutout to areaboy!

favexx:
ok...dnt mind me

Too late! Minding" you already ! When I come to Owerri, will you show me the one in your town?

When your father insists you must marry his friends son ! PS-One of the ironies of life I may never understand is why 'ugly' people are always the first to call others 'ugly".....

If only her resources were "natural"............

favexx:
u stay in owerri?

Tatafish is in Portharcourt too

panditocracy:
So you no see him matchstick leg. Igbos dey get that kind leg?
So you no see as he black as charcoal. Igbos dey black like that?
So you no see him ugly face. Igbos dey get that kind face?
Make I no just say wetin I wan say to you.
But if I hear kpim, just kpim from you. Until then.

If u were not blinded by tribalism, you will know that the "igbo" am talking about is "indian hemp"....

This one way wear designers singlet and shorts nor be like "herdsman" 4 my eyes ooo! Be like one pickpocket/igbo smoker way don tay 4 cell way nobody gree come bail

RedCapChief:
I think any mention of NCAN should attract a ban.
Nobody is interested in the crime again, just the perpetrators.

Somebody cannot just have small "Fun" in these "HARD" times?! HABA!! EASY BROTHER!!

THIS LADY TRIES TOO "DAMN HARD"!!! HABA!! BREATHE IN WOMAN!! DEM NOR DEY FORCE BEAUTY OOOOO! SHE IS NOT UGLY *dodges slippers*! It is just the struggle to look flawless that makes her look 'weird'

I THINK THIS LUPITA IS JUST "OVER HYPED" and before you come and 'murder' me, remember its my 'opinion' and am 'entitled' to it like a cold bottle of gulder and tatafish peppersoup

This man don flex shaaaaaaaaaa!!!

see my pot belly rambos in the 7th pic APBL!!!! APBL!!!!

As i see "India"........... I know Say nah our "hardworking" brothers aka "international pharmacists" ........ NCAN REPORT TO THE DANCEFLOOR!!