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MAMA THE MAMA! ! # when you get your American visa in your 50s

One and half bottle of cold gulder and you will be fine........

Kudos to Fayose for this, "a ki duro ki won ni Ife....' Ps-Is that guy in denim walking past in the first picture part of their security detail or he is just a 'nosy parker'??

BLOOD OF ORUNMILA OOOOOOOO!!! SEE PACKAGING!! SEE AS THEM PACKAGE 'MUMMY BOLA' RICE TURN AM TO "MR BIGGS" RICE.........MY NEXT GF MUST SHOW ME ALL HER PICTURES FROM CRADLE TO PRESENT!! SHE CANNOT COME AND BE CALLING ALBINO' AMERICANA TO MY FACE

The face of the guy on the left in the middle picture tho the guy be like "mtcheeeww! Who camo epp? Let them hurry and finish jare make i go back to my Banku"

.............and some girls will still be forming "how did you get my number" in 2016! I so so hate' that question!!

BLOOD OF NICODEMUS!!!! hahahahahaha! In all honesty, almost every guy has that 'scary Mary' on the side that gives it 'real good' that we cannot let go

I sight the 'cigar'

This type of case nor require 'jail' nah to just deport the fool go Borno go dey use am as 'bomb detector dog'

Kenyans again What type of 'konji epidemic' outbreak do they have in that country??

If na me be dis woman, i nor work again dis year, i don use dis actress hammer 4 taking my picture without my permission and making it go viral....

Lmao @ the way hin guys dey deny am , nah all dis kain case i dey wish say nah me dey handle----- so out of 2.7 million u only bought blackberry? "Yes sir" *hot slap!!*, you mean if we release you, you are willing to work for '7 years and five months' without pay to refund the money? "Yes sir" *another hot slap*!! You go club with oga money? "Yes sir' *uppercut*! How many girls u carry? "4 sir" *elbow slam*!! ..........

Devil will just be on his own jejely, some people go just go dey find him trouble........ I can bet my left kidney and left ball say na 'poor' people like me go full this church, na we like to fight 'imaginary' enemy pass..... Ps- This is what happens when your pastor is in love with seasonal movies....

Berlyn:

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Rubbish!!

PROPER NAIJA QUEEN I GREET YOU!! As 'sharwamah', 'shopping', isi-ewu, nkwobi, snap, ice-cream, human hair' account number' etc etc nor dey the writeup she don run vex!

Looking at these pictures, all i can say to myself is "SOBERDRUNK YOUR NEXT GIRLFRIEND MUST BE AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE OR BE AS FLEXIBLE AS ONE......... "

1stCitizen:
Why d boy dey worry sef.

If curse dey work. APC for don run comot Naija

Hahahahaha! True talk my brother ontop ordinary chicken, nor be person thief on full trailer load of rice meant for "IDP" camp? Nor be person thief 'pensioners' fund, untop this chicken way nor fit beleful only me dem come dey panic....

Amen somebody!!! *dodging slippers*! let us not persecute this man *dodging bottles*,! His intentions were noble *dodging frying pan*! He used the 'hard' earned money to spread the gospel *dodging microwave*! I pray we 'tamper' justice with mercy *dodging 55 inches sony wegagate tv**!! Bless you as you consider *dodging volkswagen bettle*!!

nma24:
Father in law gat no say anymore biko. What's there to hide.

I dont know about you but where am from, a father 'ALWAYS' has a say in his child's life...

APBL MEMBERS/POT BELLY RAMBOS I GREET YOU MY BROTHERS!!! . Young Africans of nowadays, always wanting to copy oyinbo, how can your father in law be present and you will be playing this type of game......

APBL PRESIDENT PRESENT!!! APBL MEMBERS/POT BELLY RAMBOS I GREET YOU MY BROTHERS!!!!! Name checkers do your work! i just came to greet my people!

Chai! Chicken way mama don dey save 4 december and december is around the corner anyway *Yusuf*! Come go buy peppersoup things and 3 bottles of gulder ! Wetin don happen don happen!!

Why oynibo come dey give dem space nah?

Why she come do eyebrows like "KIA SORENTO" headlamp??

dynamite11:
I have talked to my wife over and over about not been comfortable with her mom showing up every time and she will always tell me the words I WILL TALK TO HER. I have talked to my father inlaw and he feels bad for me, he told me there is nothing he can do because hey are divorced and he has talked to his daughter so many times but I think this woman knows how to play her cards when it comes to her daughters heart and sense.

I guess "OPERATION FLUSH HER OUT"! Is the only option you have left then..... , the mother-in-law that says her son-in-law will not sleep, "must" not sleep oooooo

My brother you have three options::::::

1) You can man up and tell your wife and her mother that you are not comfortable with the way things are and that you need your privacy.(this option is not easy because you will have to face the 'wrath' of your wife or her mother or 'both')

2) You can get a male elder in your wife's family that is 'understanding' to talk to your mother-in-law to respect you and your wife's privacy(this too is risky because it can backfire if ypur mother-in-law takes it the wrong way)

3) 'OPERATION FLUSH HER OUT"--- make your home very 'uncomfortable' for her! Old women are superstitious so you can take advantage of that, you can start by dropping strange objects in the room she sleeps whenever she visits, you can arrange for strange noises to be made close to her window in the middle of the night, if your wife travels you can even go hardcore Nollywood on her, like pretend you are carrying out strange rituals in the middle of the night or just wear all white and be dancing azonto at odd hours and make sure she sees you

GOODLUCK MAN! DONT FORGET TO COME BACK AND THANK ME WITH COLD BOTTLES OF GULDER

This baby is what we yorubas call "o ja bo ko fo, omo na bouncing" i guess it is truly a "bouncing baby"

Hahahahahahaha!!! Mamas epic facial expression tho!!!

Is the labour minister on leave Wetin concern our baba with milk??

yourboyWill:
Maybe the judges were "soberdrunk"

Even if they were 'drunksober' its still a wrong choice

RCCG AVENGERS WILL NOT LIKE THIS, THEY BE LIKE "DEVIL IS A LIAR", "BLASPHEMY", "TOUCH NOT MY ANNOITED" "ENDTIME DOCTOR"

Nice move, but this is the most beautiful girl in Abuja?? ADONBELIVIT!!! Who were the judges