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In 2016!!!? Don't y'all read Tech blogs? If u carry this so called "invention" go remote village for China dem go pour u spit! Someone pls attach that "what type of nonsense" pic to this my post.........

"They want to 'shot' Nigerian youths up" we will not tttttaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeee iiiiiiittttttttt! They can never "shot" us up!.......... Solidarity forever!!!!!!!! *phone rings* "Hello this is Senator ........." Me-you guys continue I will be back lemme piss *runs to Abuja*..................

Kgdavid:
Hehehehehe

Mistakenly allow the FBI to pick you up under the Patriot Act and you will know better.

I said "civilized" countries I didn't say "America"

HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION!! We are a backward nation, even mass murderers are not treated like this in civilized countries......

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH RUBBISH!!!






MY DARLING CAN NEVER CHEAT!!!!







SHE "ACCIDENTALLY" FELL ON THE GUYS BED FOR ONE HOUR AND 45 MINS................





I LOVE YOU BOOO!!!






AM SORRY I WASNT DER TO CATCH YOU WHEN U FELL................






PLEASE FORGIVE ME BABY!!!!!................

I give up!!! This flower crown 4 head pic again

OP STOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTT! The Honorable" senator is not sleeping, he is simply deliberating" national issues in his mind with his eyes closed........

Beef apart, none of the girls in the pictures have the "wow" effect, they just look like ur normal everyday 5k thanks for coming" girls........ Those 2 guys in the 14th pic, nah them be the "Chairman and Vice chairman of NFA" Nigerian Friendzone Association.......

Somebody tell her to send me an email, i want to buy her 2017 wheelbarrow with reverse camera.............

We must probe this! We will set up a panel to investigate why man go buy car way fine pass babe for babe.......... Dat is kwarapshun!

NA THAT COSTUME WAY HE DEY WEAR DEY DECEIVE AM! Oga minister is under the illusion that he is the Chief of Army Staff.....

Nigerian girls will goan" find trouble, when they now see it they will be playing "victim".....

Please what is smelling in the first picture?

Suddenly everything in Nigeria is "shower" "shower" baby shower, bridal shower, biirthday shower, bridal shower, burial shower, eja shawa", very soon i will invite all the female nairalanders for my "golden shower",.............

Hungry people will come n be saying "watch your weight" Slim people nor dey die? Its a case of some have food.................

WHETHER POLITICALLY, SPIRITUALLY, RELIGIOUSLY", PSYCHOLOGICALLY, SEXUALLY, CULTURALLY, EMOTIONALLY, AND ANY OTHER "ALLY" motivated MR PRESIDENT TO BORROW THE WORDS OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IN THE HEAT OF PASSION "PLEASE DONT STOP"!! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU DONT HAVE TO BE INTELLIGENT" TO KNOW THIS IN NIGERIA, IT IS MORE THAN OBVIOUS!!!!!!

I dont get all the fuss about "falling", "standing", "sitting", "jogging", "somersaulting", "diving", the keyword to me is "BREAST"! Does it have nipple? Yes! Is it soft? Yes! Then it is "BREAST" enjoy it or gerraway"......

"Heading"? Nigeria don already buy land, build house 4 RECESSION ISLAND"""

emeijeh:
The thing taya me too o

Both Old mama" n Youngie" ooooo....

Lets just say he is serving his "motherland" but with the wrong "mother"

"A parents"? Congrats but please leave the childs future English assignments for daddy please........

If God decides any girl that has created that flower crown picture will not enter heaven, i reckon Nigerian ladies will be scarce in heaven. What is the flower crown madness all about? Ladies please explain.............

Please i want to change my body cream, cocoa butter or pears? Which is smoother on the skin Please i need urgent advise from "experienced" nairalanders........Thanks in advance......

Isnor ur mate that is eating poo in Dubai(na joke oo), Errm well it wont kill u hun, in some countries that is an expensive delicacy...... Bon appetite!!

Ronke Oshodi oke over Kate any time of the day oooo! Macroni n cheese may look better than Pounded yam n egusi soup with bush meat but we all know the one way go hit the spot.........

Let me categorically state here that i Sobedrunk and all my imaginary fans do not in anyway support "murder", now to all of u screaming "Africa" n "black man" its obvious that ur knowledge of history is very very poor! The number of people oyibo killed on allegation of "witchcraft" is enough to form 1 country"

Abeg what is shocking about this method? I was expecting to read about a very high-tech method like remote cloning' or near field contact cloning, nah Alhaja willing give this gal her money nah!.........

But its true nah! What are u doing with a lady that is not ur wife @ dat ungodly hour!?? IPO!!!!! Add "fornication" and "intending rape" to his file extra 30 thousand!!!.......

[quote author=elomez post=47614077]But their husbands can be active on IG abi [/quote

Who paid who's bride price?

Please help us with the guys contact, he deserves 1 crate of cold' gulder NA MAN HIM BE!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]They're still fighting. [/color]

Lmao!! Epic!!