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Guy hope say u know say nor be "haircut" the babe go chop?...

omo boy wan go sample models......

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SINCE WE ARE BEING STUPID!!!

Sorry to deviate, Cocoa butter or Vaseline intensive, which is better and smoother on the skin?......

Believe it or not it is a welcome development and a 'morale booster', he go make all the athletes sit up, d only thing way remain nah make them add clause say if u nor win medal "No REFUND"!!!

Some of life's most important lessons are learnt in our hour of need......... plus ACB-Any Cold Beer

12m Awoof? Haba nah!

In d second pic Ooni be like "Ese eyin iya mi oooooo! Ghana la wa yi ooooooo"........

Quick question! Abeg holes suppose dey parachute? The ones I dey see 4 movie nor dey get holes oooo

Somebody cannot just take fresh air in peace again? What type of nonsense is this

This guy shouldnt be charged to court for theft", he should be charged for "Extreme stupidity" What manner of dullness is this??

AS AN OMO YORUBA, IT IS WITH SORROW IN MY HEART THAT I AWAIT THE NCAN MEMBERS..........

THE HUSTLE TO BE CELEBRITY BABYMAMA IS REAL!!!!

Baba nah "forever young'!! He be like all the swear way people dey swear just dey elongate and add quality to this man life..... Baba ibaaa ooo! Eni toh ju mi lo Iba ni mo se, mo se iba Obasanjo Baba ke pe fun wa oooo!!!

Somebody cannot just go and take selfies in First Class again?? Nigerians why why why!! ?

See good food *love struck* nor be all those panla looking gals way go dey form model, i just dont know how guys cope with skinny gals. How i go dey date gal way my breasts big pass her own, u go come dey find her 4 bed when u off light. U need a woman way when dey jam 4 back u go dey see ripples(forgive my vulgarity)........... Fleshy gals rock!!!

This pastor try oooo! Walahi na "true love" i dont think i'd be able to overlook lai lai! Everytime i see my wife i 4 just dey remember say dat randy Benue boy don enter n scatter the place......

In the words of my hommie Emeka japan aka Emmy Japanese! "baby nka bu egole"??

shamecurls:
This re the kind of laps i like keeping my head inbetween

2 bottles of gulder 4 u!!! Na man u be!!!

I guess in this economy, no one is too young to be an entrepreneur........

"Power to the people"!!!

"Catch them young"....

koolet:
You mean your Girlfriend?..
bro you had a blood convenant with a possesed lady so do the simple mathematics

Not gf ooo! N what type of blood covenant on top curing of conji again?

defendedvictim:
shey u suppose ask am why she dey fall

If nah u, u go ask am? Lol! I just pretend like I don't see, d major worry nah my safety! N damn d gal is "good"!

A girl I normally have sex with keeps falling in church every Sunday and starts displaying strange movements during prayer, should I be worried? Am I safe?

*Hello Mallam Audu, I get am 4 BMW 750xi? *Yes oga! *How much? *kai oga 58milliion last gaskia.. *Audu what if I commot am 4 d Side mirrors and spare tyre? *Oga he go be 57.5m, *Audu what if u commot d windscreen front n back? *Oga na 56.5. *Audu if u commot d Radiator n back seats nko? *Oga na 55.2m. *Audu abeg commot the engine n brain box. *Oga na 50m he go be........ *Damburuba Audu! I GET AM 4 CAMRY PENCIL LIGHT?........

Soon guys!! Very soon!!........

NA WA O!! SOMEBODY CANNOT JUST DO "DELIVERANCE" IN PEACE AGAIN?

What if there is more than one witch?......

I stopped @ "handed over to the 'police'". The end!!!!

Wailers be "PHOTOSHOP"!!!!!

AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT SEEING A "RANGE ROVER" BUT A "LAND" ROVER