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KingCheezyPuff:Whatever happened to "equality" and the feminist movement?....... |
Abeg dem carry the chair go house? Or he still dey der?? |
WE WILL NOT "TAKEEEEEEEIITTT' HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW IT IS FROM IBADAN?? What did we "ibadians" to you all?? Every bad or local thing is from Ibadan....... |
IT HAVE REACH LIKE THAT,!!! ?.......... |
Abeg quick question!! Why always religious people"? We nor dey ever read news say 'atheists murders someone for believing' I just thick it's very ironic and very absurd.......... |
Different strokes for different folks *sad face*! N my ex left me because I wanted just one extra round" from our 5 nights per night to 6nights per round!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!! ![]() |
buharisbae:What is her username lemme follow her . Looking @ ur profile picture I hope the tree is similar to the apple......?? |
halfricanadian:Wanna share? So other females can learn from your experience..... |
halfricanadian:Wanna share? |
Oyin93:Embarrass you? The worst he can do is say the feeling is 'not mutual'......... |
I keep wondering why Nigerian ladies feel it's a taboo to ask a guy out even when they are 'very' attracted to the guy, all they do is drop 'hints'. Do they think it is morally' wrong?, is it against the constitution of Nigeria? Or do parents warn their daughters not to ?................. |
After all these You ask Junior a question and he replies "daddy I didn't does" it", when will you "buyed' me a new "toys".......... |
Lmao! I did not see "shopping" n "sharwamah" on that list so you obviously not talking about Portharcourt girls.......... |
'E SIR'! What if you have an Igbo girlfriend that only likes 'ugba and 'piom piom thruway' n agidi' what type of cake will u make for her birthday and pls anybody that can make it should pls signify......... |
Passy089:Hahahahahaahaha! It's obvious you are an amateur in the "evil world'. We have a saying "aki tori bi gbo ka pa Aja' we do not kill a dog for barking........ |
"EFCC LIKES THIS"!!! |
I don't know why when i read this, one song just kept playing in my head "slowly but surely, we getting there"............. |
It is only a foolish man that will stab his enemy in the market square(sober drunk 2009), revenge is best served cold and silent(Italian Don Laviando 1954), the best way to attack ur enemy is in stealth mode(Us Marine 1993), the best way to suck ur enemy's blood is when they are at sleep(mosquitoes in my area 2016).............. |
..............and this right here is what happens when "YOU HAVE WANKED WITH A LADY's PIC ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOR SO LONG THAT YOU BEGIN TO THINK YALL ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP"! Am telling you guys it's a real health condition I call "CVWD" (chronic Virtual Wanking Dependency)................. |
If you have eaten he is inside the house, if hunger is hugging u from behind then he is outside the house, if you are sober he is on top the house, if you have taken a few bottles there is no house, if you have taken as much liquor as a federal high patrol policeman then there is no house, if you are in Terry G mode" no house no man................................ |
SOPONA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS WHAT I CALL "kILL AND BURY" now consoling Muna---*hugs Muna* Don't cry ehen* moves hand to her back* don't cry dear* unhooks bra****dont cry love****............................... Watch out for part 2!!! |
Hahahahhahahahahahah!!!! Hahahahahahaahahaha!!! Nah u epp' d Bad guy cure Konji!! If to say I sabi d guy I 4 buy am 1 cold crate of gulder cos "NA MAN HIM BE" hahahahahahah |
Hahahahaah! Hahahaahahaha! I laugh with the bad guy!!! Person way don chop clean mouth............ |
Ironic! Very very Ironic that the goose that lays this woman's golden egg belongs to people that can barely afford to survive and instead of the people to think of a reasonable way to collect their goose back they have decided to 'destroy' it.......... |
Even in ordinary school elections?! Na wa oooo! |
I cannot wait for 'made in Nigeria AEROPLANES', so I can be proud of Nigeria from 'the ground'.......... |
As a single guy, I am always amazed when I see my friends wives display sexy pictures on social network. I am not 'old school' or overly conservative but I just don't feel it's right, why display goods that have been sold?(don't mean this in a sexist way) and we all know there are a lot of perverts online that will not hesitate to make 'silly' comments. I want to hear your opinions............... ? |
All these Instagram people make una take am easy with photo editing nah, see as she edit the photo so Tay her hand be like Japanese sausage......... |
This meat go make sense with better garri Ijebu and cold water, whether nah human, spiritual, marine or amphibious, MEAT IS MEAT N ALL DIE NAH DIE"!!! |
DSS- "police what do u feel, should we help him? Police-"Leave am jare, na him work he dey do"... |
WHAT TYPE OF PLAY IS THE GOAT PLAYING WITH THE LION? |
Tinubu be like "HELLO EYIN BOYS EMA KPA PELU BLOW, E "SHAPA" (don't kill him with blow, slice am )! Abeg I just have 1 'kweshun' 4 'Bingo', "WHY DO U WANT TO DIE"?? |
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. Looking @ ur profile picture I hope the tree is similar to the apple......??