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Celebrities › Re: Afrocandy Having Fun With Man In A Hotel by soberdrunk(m): 7:18pm On Jul 15, 2016

I will put extra #5000 in the offering box this Sunday just to say "Thank God this is not my mother!!!!......

Romance › Re: 10 Top Beautiful Romancelanders (July 2016) - Photos Attached by soberdrunk(m): 12:33pm On Jul 15, 2016

That geh in the fourth pic; wherever u are; I will find you and get u pregnant!!...

Celebrities › Re: Seun Akindele's Wedding: Iyabo Ojo, Empress Njamah, Tayo Sobola, Others Attend by soberdrunk(m): 11:26am On Jul 15, 2016

I wonder what Nigérian women used to look like before the arrival[/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] sad

[color=#990000] of makeup......

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Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan And Color Red Are Inseperable, Even Goes To Bed In Red by soberdrunk(m): 11:23am On Jul 15, 2016

50k to whoever gets me Cynthias whatsapp number grin

Career › Re: Modern Day Slavery At GTB Contact Center by soberdrunk(m): 10:42pm On Jul 14, 2016

achieverme:
If he doesn't work there, what will he eat? Or will you start feeding him for free?

Isn't it obvious that the gentleman is simply looking for motivation to quit?

Romance › Re: What does a lady mean when She Says "I Was There For Him" by soberdrunk(m): 10:29pm On Jul 14, 2016

Means in plain terms that she has better options but has decided to manage ur 'broke ass'..........

Politics › Re: Gbella, Ikon, Gololo At Public Hearing On Alleged Sexual Misconduct Against Reps by soberdrunk(m): 10:24pm On Jul 14, 2016

Why all of them get "oju come n do"? If the case was to be judged by mere looks, then they are GUILTY!

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Career › Re: Modern Day Slavery At GTB Contact Center by soberdrunk(m): 9:20pm On Jul 14, 2016

orjikuramo:
was ganna get pissed at your response and then i saw your name....... waved off

Its not me u should be waving off; its d chains gtb has tied u with u should be waving off.......

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Celebrities › Re: "Bring Your Boobs Closer"- Fans To Emma Nyra After Sharing This Photo by soberdrunk(m): 9:15pm On Jul 14, 2016

Where is the boobs? All I see is padded bra.......

Romance › Re: She Stopped Picking My Calls After Her First Visit To My House. by soberdrunk(m): 9:11pm On Jul 14, 2016

how in Soponas name do u make 'indomie and egg" for a girl visiting ur house 4 d first time?! The girl don see say u n poverty nah roommates so she 'Benjohnsoned".....

Career › Re: Modern Day Slavery At GTB Contact Center by soberdrunk(m): 9:04pm On Jul 14, 2016

I don't mean no disrespect but DEM TIE UR SOUL TO THAT JOB? Even Chinese slave workers dey escape even with d risk of getting killed......... Unnle and aunty office work is not by force ooo!

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Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Is No God – Melaye by soberdrunk(m): 8:58pm On Jul 14, 2016

Tinubu be like "emi ni bobo Dino jati jati soro si"? *hello Mc Oluomo; Kunle Poly; God dey; Fori fogo; Scorpion tell all the NURTW members ti eba ri Dino E BA TI E JE PELU BLOW!

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Romance › Re: Blackandwhite Picture Challenge! by soberdrunk(m): 9:37pm On Jul 13, 2016

ireneony:
#blackandwhiteChallenge accepted

Cc twaci

See as human being fresh like cinnamon bun.. ..

Romance › Re: Won't You Rather Marry A Yoruba Man? (pics) by soberdrunk(m): 11:47am On Jul 11, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff1744]Look guy,don't stretch out your jock strap.
....❤What my english and word choice concern you?[/color]

Am sorry ma'am! *tightening jock strap back* lol

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Romance › Re: Won't You Rather Marry A Yoruba Man? (pics) by soberdrunk(m): 11:23am On Jul 11, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cccc00]Don't worry,hommie. Them Yoruba women will have you
......❤but know their just managing you [/color]

I had to go to ur profile to confirm; Ma'am its very 'unlady' like to call a man "hommie" and to say words like "them Yoruba women" and no its not my ego talking.....

Romance › Re: Is Lesbianism On The Increase In Nigeria? (pics Included) by soberdrunk(m): 11:16am On Jul 11, 2016

With the way i like boobs; Sometimes I feel am a "male" 'lesbian' *sad face*

Education › Re: Joaness Frimpong Graduates With First Class In Petroleum Engineering In Ghana by soberdrunk(m): 10:52am On Jul 11, 2016

I don't get impressed by "first class", its simply 'uploading' and 'downloading' or vice versa, the true test of knowledge is in its 'application', when she starts affecting peoples lives 'positively' I will take a knee and applaud her.......

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Kidnappers Use SMS Job Interview Invitation To Kidnap Job Seekers by soberdrunk(m): 10:43am On Jul 11, 2016

This is just "senseless"!!! Why kidnap a 'jobless' person?

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Romance › Re: Won't You Rather Marry A Yoruba Man? (pics) by soberdrunk(m): 10:41am On Jul 11, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff1744]See I was right then...❤[/color]

*sad face*!

Romance › Re: Won't You Rather Marry A Yoruba Man? (pics) by soberdrunk(m): 10:23am On Jul 11, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cccc00]I've had the misadvantage of having interaction with 5 they've all got big heads and egos....❤[/color]

Lmao! Had me checking my head in my rear view mirror.....

Politics › Re: N2.5B Found In Stella Oduah’s Housemaid’s Account by soberdrunk(m): 10:28pm On Jul 03, 2016

DaBullIT:
[size=18pt]This is witch hunt[/size]

[size=0pt]Default wailer settings[/size]
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[font=Lucida Sans Unicode] why is it only "witch" they always hunt, Dem nor dey hunt "wizard"

Politics › Re: N2.5B Found In Stella Oduah’s Housemaid’s Account by soberdrunk(m): 10:26pm On Jul 03, 2016

princey83:
Dear Madam Stella Oduah. I hereby tender my application letter for the position of houseboy.

Pls find attached copies of my BSc and MSc certificates. Thank you.

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