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I prefer tokubo cars with high mileage, nah car way good dey waka well.....

Who was counting?

I wonder what these "sick" men enjoy in underage girls, how can someone leave 'juicy' ripe succulent mango and be licking green, hard, acidic unripe mango....... Even 19-25 don't catch my fancy, nothing is as sweet as enjoying a 'fully' matured independent woman that knows how to take care of herself, you can even install your software inside confidently without the "my period is late and I don't know what to do" wahala........

Fine boy governor, i heard he likes to fight the 'sober feeling', make he give us venue nah........

Liftedhands:
erm what's that thing covered in creamy dressing? Looks like something else in my mind oh God.

Dirty mind.....

Sansa143:
Join me

Aunty Sansa!! I have not forgotten your prize oooo!! You wee hear from me.......

pemiakd:
Egusi soup

Kai!!! This one hit me!!!

Soberdrunk sef dey chop......

Bad belle gospel artiste!!! Even if she is 54 she is still hooooottt!!! Kemi Kemi!!! Omo re bi parrot!! She is not a bigot!!! Look at her!!!!

QuinieR:
Apologies for saying the truth bah...
Am in my house come and arrest me

You are taking this joke too far, for the last time apologize to the lady, you are not as anonymous as you think you are and you don't want a little joke to spoil plenty things for you......

QuinieR:
Better dnt mind them,they are both husband Nd wife looking for attention...make den go crown their self d winner

Madam how can you just come on a public forum and accuse two strangers of being 'husband and wife"? Me i dont have a problem because i kuku nor get shame or send anybody but what if the lady is married and her husband is reading this. You need to apologize for this because it is very wrong......

QuinieR:
Yu didn't because the first egusi pix which was uploaded was by ur wife or do u think we re suprise to see husband Nd wife on nairaland,make una dey decieve una seff .. everybody already no breadplanets egusi is the baddest so stop finding one fault or the other .go nd crown ur wife pomo egusi d winner abeg

Aunty if you want to toast me, TOAST ME!! I be chubby fine boy with big belle Stop this 1999 investigation technique, Sansa143 seems like an amazing lady but i dont even know what she looks like talkless of her sharing my surname. If you wee not toast then stay in your lonely lane and don't chase away my future wife.........

zaynie:

Why lying?
The little fly perched on your shoulder swears you even licked your phone, bought fufu and ate it with the virtual soup.

I didn't see any "soft kpomo" and i am not a fan of "fufu"

zaynie:
Don't me.



You have salivated on the egusi pictures
Now pay the piper(s)

I didn't salivate on the second picture because for all i know it could have been downloaded from the internet .........

zaynie:
Maami, let's all chill biko..

Your egusi was superb and so was hers.
The competition had no rules and that's why the misunderstanding came in.
Soberdrunk must give both contestants prizes

By your village people....the positive vibes own or the dancing naked on your head kind?

There was only 1 rule----- "write your moniker on a piece of paper and place it in the picture".........

Sansa143:
Oha soup,bin awhile(thick one sef not all dis watery ones the sell in d restaurant).My house now smells ogiri

Kai!!! Sansa ooooo!!! Haba!!! When am I visiting you?

Sansa143:
See me blushing here.Your welcome,family friend's we are.Oya,my likes are gathering,do n bring forth the prize ;DEwu n Malu join 4 inside d soup

I strongly doubt if anyone can beat you but let's just give them till sunday 2pm so they won't scream "Nepotism" the price is the budget you gave for making Egusi in cash or recharge card...

Sansa143:
I say make I open the floor for the egusi soup contest by soberdrunk.
So here is mine,na likes I want I no need mentions
Oya floor don open

Heeeyyyyyyyy Gaaawwwddddd!!!! Sansa143 just KEEE MEEE!!! See how the egusi is romancing the SOFT KPOMO!!! BLIMEY!!! You just hit my center of gravity! There is no way i wont visit you one of these days You and i are now officially "Family friends"......

Earthbound:

Ordinary noodles, some girls cannot cook right. This is chicken flavored, curry broth noodles. Simple and elegant.

Noodles is not 'ordinary' ooo! Ironically men are better at cooking noodles than ladies, ladies don't understand noodles like we do.....

Earthbound:
Dinner, something light.

Homemade is better than Aboki's anytime.


This thread is mouth watering.

This Indomie looks exactly like the indomie one babe that came to visit my guy a while ago made, the aroma was out of this world and boys were already hyped but when she dished it the taste was nothing to write home about.......

codedflowz:
Thread: Yam and Egg!!!
Codedflowz: Present!!!

See as your egg just fine anyhow, how was the taste?

Audina:
lunch corn meal

Is this Nigerian food? Chaarly come and see ooo!!

Hyinkar97:
Breakfast this morning

Egusi ooooo!!! There are only 2 soups on earth, Egusi and others........

chaarly:
yay! See fooooOoooOoooOod!!!!!

Soberdrunk cumman chee chom tin

What manner of intimidation is this!!! The person now served not 2, not 3 but FOUR "SOFT"!!! meat(judging by how confident the meat is looking inside the soup, it must have come from a stubborn cow) and 1 fully matured full smoked catfish!! HABA!! Even finance minister nor dey chop this kain life...........

Before any man or woman born of a woman can scam me of "81 million", they 'must' spend at least 50million and involve one "popular" Hollywood actor.......

[quote author=Ejika48 post=69851707]I no b Bros o. I beperson mama. #100 shaki #100 beef note... with my money o...[/quote

Ha!!! Yawa!!! I am sorry Ma! I was only looking for trouble, abeg oo!! Nah dobale mode i dey ooo!! Forgive me Ma!!!

See all their Epic facial expressions

1) The guy sitting with the red cap------"Hmmmm!! This man is just saying rubbish, my only problem now is how to return his 100m"

2) The other guy sitting with blue cap-----"Let him just say his rubbish quickly and go because i need to meet with our real candidate"

3) The aide closest to Atiku wearing suit--- "To slap this guy just dey hungry me but i make i behave cos i cant loose this job"

4) Fair guy standing-----"Kai!!! This guy sabi lie sha!! Make i just play along for now........."

zicoraads:


No nau

I like meat a whole lot. As a Tiv man from Gboko division.

My brother i like meat pass you but this your combination is illegal in like 6-9 countries, if my future wife cooks this type of soup i will sue her to court for "Embezzlement".......

Ejika48:
Suyyah from yesterday night almost finished before remembering I had to share

Bros!!!! I can bet my good kidney that it is 200 naira suya you bought!

zicoraads:
I just mix chicken, beef, dried fish, ponmo, stock fish... Ugu and water leaf and the rest.

Inside one soup!!!?? You don't have conscience!! What sort of intimidation is this!!!?? I pity your neighbors because if you can do this, you can on generator all night even when there is Nepa light.......

The grass isn't always greener on the other side, if you are desperate and know leaving Nigeria seems like your only option please and please make sure its a country that respects human rights........

Ps-"Head dresser"??

One can never be too careful, with the way these insurance companies disappoint, Baba had to insure the car locally!!