Tboss just step on a ninja now ?? or what

thanks to ZINIcouture

ever811:
conditions to withdraw there money or my money? local save is now recommendable for save,free,stress free and unconditional banking system.. thunder strike them,leme hear its applicable to politicians too..

the matter tire oo, how do they expect students pay school fees.. It's really absurd

I got this mail from Firstbank

This should be Turkey or North Cyprus arkadas

saud shuraim

amogba ti bukky wani primary 4, ni 94, nigba to shin wa nwo pinafore. bukky ti domoge mowa lowo - Dagrin.. this song would be played on her wedding.

am yet to get the Upgrade, anyone upgraded ?

where the picture, frontpage mods, why una dey lie

[LIVE] APC "HOUSE OF CHANGE" TV Program | Ongoing now


#HouseOfChange, Produced and Directed by Kunle Afolayan award winning
director of October 1.
Staring Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, Olamide, Nice, DJ Jimmy Jatt, Gbenga Adeyinka,
Yomi Fash Lanso, Dammy Krane, Omojuwa and Kehinde Bankole.

http://silverbirdtv.com/live

cc. seun lalastical ishilove

Sobeautiful:
Can someone tell me when this interview took place? Is it an old interview?

it was Published on Mar 20, 2015 by BBC, 4 hours ago

atlwireles:
[s][/s]

RUBBISH

May your eye be opened to truth before its too late....

you better say Amen

i can see you are not trained properly or you are trained buh never listen , do you think the money GEJ is paying you will make you succeed??, i doubt it, get some brain and work on your future and stop backing incompetency.

frankmishael1:
may u die of hunger

Akpan107:
The former coupist will never rule this country again.

GEJ is the best President in the whole of Africa.

We love him and he must rule till 2019

why the word must?? SayNoToViolence.. He got nothing to offer us bro, All what he couldnt give us in 5 years, he is trying to achieved it 6 weeks.

emeka2847:


CORRECTION: He's a disgrace to UNIPORT PhD holders

sorry bro, GEj caused this,

JustCalMeDBoss:


Your father is a disgrace to fatherhood for giving birth to you

get some brain bro, instead of you to see incompetency of GEJ for 5 years, you are busy collecting Salary from him, why wont you support him smh

anonimi:


Nice try at demonising our president as usual with EMPTY, RIDICULOUS allegations.

One thing is sure Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is miles ahead of Muhammadu Buhari on any area be it security, economy, infrastructure, education etc.



www.nairaland.com/attachments/2168547_boko_jpegb68e1f99d87674891f8bb5b8e27161d0

He achieved everything in 6 weeks all because he want us to vote for him right ? Think mehhn or Are you been paid by GEJ, probably Yes

front page please, so Nigerians can see president on set

cc. seun lalastical ishilove

SMH

GEJ is a disgrace to PHD holder's and Nigeria


see the look he is giving the Journalist and he responded cluelessly, is he trying to intimidate the Guy.


Some part where even cut off, maybe Okupe wan interfere, wan help him oga



#IHAVEDECIDED

#GMB15

The International Criminal Court (ICC) on Monday confirmed receiving correspondence from the All Progressives Congress (APC), against Patience Jonathan, the Nigerian first lady. TheCable had written to the Office of the Prosecutor (OTP) seeking clarification on reports that the court had formally received a petition against the first lady from APC.

The response was that communication was received from APC and the petition would be given the necessary considerations within the ambits of the the law. “Under Article 15 of the Rome Statute, the Prosecutor of the ICC may receive information on crimes within the jurisdiction on the Court (also called ‘communications’),” OTP said.

“With regards to your enquiry, the Office of the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court can confirm receipt of the communication referred to since the sender of the communication has made this fact public in the media.”

Earlier on Monday, the United Kingdom arm of the APC claimed that the criminal court said it would begin investigating the wife of the president. “The ICC based in the Hague has sent confirmation to APC UK, that an investigation will begin against Mrs Jonathan who repeatedly called for the stoning of opposition APC members as captured in the videos released earlier this month,” it said. “The criminal case investigation ICC reference number is: OTP-CR-83/15.”

The OTP also told TheCable that it would consider the stance of the APC and treat the allegations as appropriate. “The Office will give consideration to this communication, as appropriate, in accordance with the provisions of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, as it does with all such communications.”

In order to ensure a violence-free election, political parties signed a peace accord in January, promising to desist from all acts of violence, hate and inciting speeches.

The APC however filed a complaint before the ICC against Mrs. Jonathan for her inciting speeches, having told Nigerians at a campaign in Cross River to stone anyone who comes to the state to preach “change” – the mantra of the APC.

Fatou Bensouda, prosecutor of the International Criminal Court, released a statement on Monday threatening anyone fuelling violence ahead of the election would be prosecuted.

“Any person who incites or engages in acts of violence in the context of the upcoming elections or otherwise – including by ordering, inciting, encouraging or contributing to the commission of crimes that fall within ICC’s jurisdiction – is liable to prosecution; either by Nigerian Courts or by the ICC,” the statement read. “No one should doubt my office’s resolve to prosecute individuals responsible for the commission of ICC crimes, whenever necessary.”

Read more at: http://www.thecable.ng/just-icc-set-investigate-patience-jonathan | TheCable

DeCritique:
GEJ till 2019.

APC and Buhari only wins elections online

the same way jonathan and pdp won in 2011

jessetom:
Theif!!! Nigga you stole my post!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/2154132/fun-facts-engineer
Niggaz these days... Smh
#stealing posts since the time sodom and gomorrah...[b]Theif!!! Nigga you stole my post!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/2154132/fun-facts-engineer
Niggaz these days... Smh
#stealing posts since the time sodom and gomorrah...[/b]Theif!!! Nigga you stole my post!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/2154132/fun-facts-engineer
Niggaz these days with nairaland PIRACY!!!... Smh
#stealing posts since the time sodom and gomorrah...

i saw the post on a blog, so i shared on nairaland... sorry bro i wouldnt have post if i knew it was here already

dkronicle:
Do they smoke ?

not really

[img]http://www.fotosearch.com/CSP994/k15891850/[/img]
I think that the life of the engineer is quite funny and adventurous, so I kinda complied some fact about we the engineers...


For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.

T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.

A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he
would fix it.

An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl.

An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.

An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers
flirt.

An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.

An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.

An Engineer will never sleep in the night and will never wake up in the morning.

An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.

Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of MALT in his hand.

No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her
emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

Engineer touches his car more often than his girl.

Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it but Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet!

Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur
life.

Engineers don’t really mad when the price of petrol goes up, but mad like a hell when there is
mistake in the vector calculation.

Engineer don’t understand things in mathematics, he just get used to them.

Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of his name, while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Engr.) in front of their names.

The working time for engineer is from morning to
eternity.

5 Years, 120 Subjects, 900 Experiments, 9000 Assignments, 70,000 hours. A normal human
being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’


Feel free to add yours

PDP go and die.

please can a nigerian studying abroad apply ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhE2Ocbybi4#t=132





A leaked audio released by newspunch.org reveals a recent Nigerian army interrogation of an arrested Boko Haram suspect in the northeast. Listen to the interrogation above


Below is a translation of the interview:

Interrogator- who did the Mubi Job

BH- We did but I’m not among. The bomb at kaban we did it.

Interrogator- talk to me or else?

BH- I was staying at EYN church the one on the market road close to kaban.

Interrogator- When you entered Mubi were you all Muslims or all Christians?
BH- there’s nothing to hide we were all Christians.

Interrogator- When you meet people what do you say?
BH- we say Allahu akbar.

Interrogator- what do you call Mubi?
BH- Fityanul Islam.

Interrogator- Now you said DPO knows?
BH- Yes he knows,

Interrogator- who else knows?

BH- all the top shots know. The DPO and the DCO.

Interrogator- how did you come into town?

BH- we came late in the night no one knows we came. Around 2;am. Using a car like that of Banks it cannot be detected I can go and show it to u if you want me to.

Interrogator- which way did you follow.

BH- we came in through many ways but we came in through Kaduna road.
We had someone dressed in suit at the front seat I wasn’t wearing a suit but soldiers thought we were bankers.

Interrogator- What color is the car?

BH- it’s black
Interrogator- where is the car now?

BH- I can show you its here by the Yoruba Mosque
Interrogator- when did you park the car?

BH- Today its still there.
Interrogator- now tell me what is you name?

BH- my name is Jacob

Interrogator- where are you from and what’s your tribe?

BH- am from Kaduna and am Kataf.

Interrogator- then what took you to Keffi?

BH- I went there on my own. I stay there I have a place to stay. I have been there for like 4 months now.

Interrogator- when did you leave Mubi?

BH- like a month now.

Interrogator- what took you to Mubi?

BH- we were sent? Wallahi I never wanted to go, it was never my choice.

Interrogator- who sent you?

Interrogator- you said you guys have planted a bomb in Kaduna. How may did you plant yourself?

BH- yes we did plant a bomb in Kaduna but I have planted only one.

Interrogator- did the bomb that you planted go off and are there people in house and who own the house Muslim or Christian?

BH- Christians.

Interrogator- why did you kill your fellow Christians?
BH- We are in need of money

*Audio not clear, “Yoruba’ mentioned

Interrogator- the Yoruba woman you were referring to what’s her name and where she?

BH- she’s by the Yoruba mosque. She’s a Christian she’s called Mrs Eizikel.

Interrogator-If we kill you now have we done justice to you?

BH- I brought it upon myself but am asking for forgiveness. Give me a chance to repent.

Interrogator- why did you get yourself into this?

BH- its greed.

Interrogator- how much have you been paid?

BH- not much they said when we finish we are going to be paid in full.

Interrogator- where the girls that are kidnapped?

BH- they are in Abuja with Goodluck they have been given a house.
Interrogator- are the one putting one on hijabs? Say it with your mouth

BH- yes they are the one putting on hijab and killing people.

Interrogator- how many people did you kill in Mubi?

BH- 500

Interrogator- how many did you personally kill?

BH- I killed 5

Interrogator- where did you kill them?

BH- I killed them at eclesiatic of EYN I killed believers.

Interrogator- close to kaban?

BH- yes.

Interrogator- did you shoot or cut their throats?

BH- we shot them.

Interrogator- how many guns did you come with?

BH- 12 they are with Eiziekel
Interrogator- Do you know how to shoot and who taught you?

BH- Yes I do. My people taught me how to.
Interrogator- where are the guns now tell us the truth?

BH- they are with Eiziekel in his shop.
Interrogator- how many bombs did you bring into Mubi?

BH- 20 some are in the car and some in the shop.

Interrogator- how big are the bombs?

BH- they are big like generating set.

Interrogator- we are now taking you to the police and you are saying the police knows about the whole plan.

BH- when you take me to them I will repeat myself in their presence.
Interrogator- do you think you done justice to yourself?

BH- I haven’t. My greed led me into trouble.
Interrogator- you know what I want from?

BH- please give me water and loose this rope is too tight.
Interrogator- I want you to tell us the truth?

BH- at the police station?
Interrogator- we don’t care about the police station.

BH- pls give me water I will tell you everything you want to know.
Interrogator- Tell us first and I will give you water.

BH- to tell you the truth we came with 35 guns they are kept at Eiziekels shop.

Interrogator- where’s the shop?

BH- is by the Yoruba Mosque.
Interrogator- is he familiar with the Yoruba lady their.

BH- yes she’s his wife.
Interrogator- what of the man by the Izallah mosque?

BH- Mallam Habibu.
Interrogator- the one that you said converted you to Islam? You are just lying to people.
Interrogator- how did you know Mallam Habibu’s house?

BH- I asked people for the location telling them I want to convert
Interrogator- and he told you to come here or you brought yourself here.

BH- I brought myself.
Interrogator why did you did lie to us instead of you to come straight?

BH- I made a mistake.


http://omojuwa.com/2015/02/leaked-interrogated-boko-haram-member-implicates-fg-audio/

http://www.newspunch.org/new-audio-arrested-christian-member-of-boko-haram-implicates-fg-security-services-for-terror-attacks/




cc. seun lalastical ishilove

2015 resolution ..... To own a Private Jet

there is a teacher like that always moving from one class to another, searching for foreigners (students not in their class) in classes,so he would beat them back to their class. so students call him Mr Foreigner.

reno omokri has deleted the post on twitter