₦airaland Forum

KidDarkness:
If your mom isn't slim, then you shouldn't worry yourself about weight gain because yours will still come out. Something will definitely trigger it sooner or later
Most girls take after their mom in weight and size

my mum is slim

Tymk:
someone said get as much raw sex as possible. I can be your first volunteer

you are not serious

Funnyson20:

Drop your WhatsApp number, let me send it there cuz am avoiding something here.

drop yours

Funnyson20:
Its been close to five years now since I had a girl visit me or honour our first date after we meet.
Honestly speaking, it is one thing or the other that will set in and we won't meet up or she would singlehandedly refuse to come,which the cause of that would not be made known to me.

Okay, let me share the one that just happened yesterday.I just met a girl by name Precious like 5 days ago, she was the one looking at me with quick glances which captured my attention and I approached her where she was standing to pick a bike to church for tarry night after closing from work according to her.I didn't say much and after collecting her number, we bade each other goodnight.

We fixed a date over the phone two days later, which was supposedly Wednesday(yesterday) cuz Tuesday was her birthday. Then the time fixed was 8pm for the date.She told me she needed to get back home from work by 7pm and eat,freshen then I should call her back after 30 minutes.I tried calling her back after the 30 minutes elapsed, she never picked my calls,even this morning I called her again, she don't want to pick.

What could be the problem cuz I have been having this same issues overtime in my life.
To be precise, iam handsome and dresses clean as an average nigga should.

Please I want to know, am I the only one suffering this all the time??

let see your picture to know if you are truly handsome

Vinnie2000:
You will see a Pretty SLIM Nigerian Girl in February,
By July or August of dat same year, she is already FAT. 😕

I met one a Slim Girl last November. She is Young, cool and around 22,23 yrs and I was somehow thinking Marriage.

Only for me to meet her Today evening in my Street market, FAT and has even Developed some POT BELLY. 🤦

So What's wrong with our Naija Ladies?

Can't the Slim Ones Maintain that stature for 2,3 years @Least?

Must they get FAT?
Is it Excess intake of Food or Sperms that is the Issue, here? Or What? 🤔

can you please ask her wat she use to gain weight because I want to gain weight also

Florence2021:
I started drinking last year thinking that I will overcome and be fine.

No friends... Nothing...

Everything is just somehow.

But I am grateful that I am alive with sound health.

you don't need to be tired get some one that will make you not to feel bored a lively person

Olachase:
I didi not see that thing attractive, I love slim lady with portable front and back, I hate fat lady's with big tummies 😩😩😩

everyone have there choice

[quote author=Raj10 post=120534099][/quote]I fear my gender also after the love and care you want to divorce some one that takes care of you. If you do that you are a wicked woman

NBAjunior:
I might be one the 5% maybe

be giving yourself hope. am a girl the moment I gain admission I met a guy better than my boyfriend I have to let go of the one I met before I enter school so use your head

Shagbatshagba:
i have by just eating with collegues but i want to have my shame by filling my gas to eat something

colleagues that means you are working

olaeffect:
I will prefer a lady that is having this issue to explain it to.
Because must guys commenting here have not experienced it and are only making comments out of their limited experience. No disrespect ooo.
You might have slept with 600 babes and might have not come across such babes, while I might have slept with only 6 babes and might have come across 1 or 2 of such babes.
The first babe I ever dated, any time we had sex we must change the sheets, she use to be so wet that you need a towel to clean up not tissues paper or ordinary clothe.
More than 30yrs later now, I am yet to come across any girl that is as wet as her.
So are you telling me that I had more experience then than now, or she is the only girl that has ever been into me?
My point is, some girls are natural extra wet and some are naturally extra dry, we are not all the same.
But their is treatment and remedy for almost everything.

she doesn't have feelings for you and her mind is not there

Kipaji:
If a woman is not interested in you, do not take it personally and do not develop negative feelings for her either. Not responding to your text do not make her a "bad" person. Just understand that she does not value you like that (which is fine, since she doesn't have to) and move on with your life.
Trust me, there's some guy she eagerly replies to; as a matter of fact, she is the one starting and maintaining the conversion. But you are not that guy and you can't force it. Now you are triggered and frustrated because you wish you were that guy. But this is not the way.
If she does not reciprocate your attention, just stops giving her that attention (without any grudge or negative feelings) and redirect it towards things that matter and people who reciprocate it.

girls don't have that time to be telling you stories even when you ask me I should tell you about myself is a big problem to me

Jennyclay:
So, girls should be replying broke men? Is that what you're saying?

Sir, if you don't have money and you keep disturbing my peace on whatsapp... I won't only ignore you, I will also block you. Nonsense!

lol you harsh o

jogsman01:
you're included also, right

there's a guy I met online so we decided to see each other I told him where I want him to take me to he agreed. We decided to meet in a bar, when I got there he asked me wat i will I take, I told him I will like to drink Hollandia yoghurt and barbecue fish he brought the yoghurt and told me the barbecue fish is 7k. I shouted and told him that is too expensive that we should just buy ASU meat that was all. You see this life you don't need to kill some one son because you want to enjoy life. Some of us can't even bring out 7k just to buy the fish then why are we putting guys under pressure

boobfan:
Please i need your advice on this.I met this lady about seven(7) years older than me (but she doesn't look her age)in an office i work.Other managers have been making a pass at her but she refused.One day while going home together she asked me to come over to know her house since it was close bye,i agreed and went,about 8pm i decided to leave but she asked me to stay till the next day because it was late.I agreed.When it was bed time, i wanted to lie on the chair but she invited me over the bed and told me not to worry.While lying on the bed,she turned and asked if i thought she would disturb me,she said in a weak voice while her hand was resting on my chest tickling my hair,I held her and caressed her with my blood boiling hot and my manhood erect.Suddenly i discovered there was no condom and i withdrew myself explaining to her and she laughed telling me she was sorry taking me unawares that when next i should come with my ''tools''.I went back next time and bleeped her for almost 2hours(no exaggeration).That was the beginning of the journey.She told neighbors that i was her brother that just got a job around.As we proceeded,she told me not to commit my heart too much in the relationship because she may be ordained a female priest in their church which doesnt permit them to marry.Some months later she came with the news that the situation has changed and as a female priest one could still marry.When she wanted to relocate to a new place the owner of the new house refused to accept payment from her cos she had a policy of not accepting single ladies.She missed the first opportunity.When she got another accommodation opportunity she begged me to present myself as the person in need,so i went and made the payment in my name and smartly told the owner that i have a sister that would be staying with me.I therefore decided to be passing most of my nights there to prevent suspicion from the owner of the house.The landlady was seeing us as a brother and sister.Our relationship started building,until a day she called me to complain that i was not showing her love outside,like holding her while walking on the streets but i reminded her that our representation to people around as brother and sister could not allow that.She continued complaining and later she called me in a night to ask me if i have plans of marrying her.That was a big question! I told her that my plan of marriage is in distant future.She reminded me that she was not getting younger,and asked if she should wait till any time im ready.I blankly told her that i would not be a clog to her wheels especially if she has gotten anybody that was ready to marry her,she should go ahead.She became angry and said i was deceiving her all the while,which i reminded her that i never,because i have helped her in several ways.Then anytime i dreamt i would be seeing another man in her house,i tried to find out if she had anybody,but she denied.All the while i saw that i could trust her because she said she didnt double date.We later settled our differences and she said since i wasnt ready to marry yet,i should leave her alone.I was touched but to prevent her from being thrown out of the house i rented with my name,i quickly told the landlady that i have been transfered that i would not be always around and my sister would be representing me.All these while we would still meet in the office and when there was need for me to see the landlady,i would pretend as if i came from journey and go.I discovered that anytime i went around,my girlfriend would be very excited,suddenly my feelings even to get married to her within a short time increased.I protected her interest in the office as a superior and my coleagues though suspected could not get any clue till date if we are dating or not.I take care of some of her financial needs anytime she called on me not to make her feel bad.She asked me to promise her not to date any female coleague in the office as they all fall head over heels for me and i agreed.She receives calls from different men almost every minute in the office and when going home(unlike before).Sometimes in some of the calls,she would inform the caller that she was with a coleague that they would talk later.One day, i became angry and told her that telling someone that on phone was a disregard to me.She apologised,but i told her no problem,she went ahead to swear that she still loved me that all the callers are just face book friends not even living in lagos.Because i trust her,i agreed. Yesterday, i got the shocker of my life when i got to my office and discovered she used my system to access her facebook without not logging off.I saw a message she sent to a male friend that she has missed his kisses,hugs and love making.I discoverd that the friend lives in lagos and her church member!.I left her face book logged on and getting to office today i saw another message telling another male friend that she had a child at 18. Now i am lost.I still drove her home from office today but decided to control myself.What should i do? I am boiling!

calm down and talk to her

jogsman01:
you agree with the OP that most ladies are very expensive. Most ladies nowadays don't fall in love except money is involved. So, the OP doesn't meet her expectations. Shey you get?

I agree with him

jogsman01:
speak out your mind, Aunty Sophie

actually wat the guy talk about the girl means the girl doesn't like him

quentin06:
Insult? You willingness to pass the night with a stranger for money speaks volumes.
I only paid you a compliment.

If you don't see selling yourself like crayfish for a few quid as an insult to your personality then my humble complement shouldn't be an insult.

why will I pass the night with someone I don't even know

Zonefree:
Taa. You wey still dey struggle with Carry over for DELSU.

na you give her the Carry over

SerikiFulani:
She'll still end up in the Kitchen even if she becomes a Professor All those degrees don't matter in marriage

then wat matters in marriage

jogsman01:
That's how one of them came visiting for the first time, telling me she wasn't comfortable with my room and parlor. I just told her; sisi mi, whatever makes me happy and gives me peace. I'm comfortable with where I am and we never talk marriage sef, you dey want flat. I just zeroed her from my mind straight up.

hmm

EvilRampage:
Anyhow girl no fit just stay my house. O wrong na

except your babe

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See them, hungry hoes.[/quote]na wa o wetin I do way make you they insult me

mmadu5:
We have some Yoruba girls that can speak English . And besides speaking English should not be your problem . most Yoruba girls are good with broken .

Me I won't even hesitate if I find a wife material in Yoruba land . Our igbo girls are hoes

not all

Mumusaphire:
Any girl wey go join me to celebrate go receive good price. I dey lonely.

how much

olamoses75:
may God give you what you are asking for.

amen o

LaSenior:


So Instead of rubbing funbact you prefer to wash your face with urine


Baba no won spend Money that's why he prefers washing with urine

laughing

luizpippo:
And you are coming as what?

Hookup, without a negotiation?

One night stand, when we have not met before

Or

Girlfriend, when we haven't dated before.

just joking o before you reason another thing because I no say una mind corrupt

luizpippo:
If you want to do hookup, have an agreement and fulfill your end of the bargain, then all this long story would be unnecessary.


As for girlfriend or one night stands, i live alone in my compound, and unless you want trouble, that's when you would come to make trouble at my gate, a very quite army estate.

My neighbors on the four sides are Rtd Air commodore in front, NIA director to the right, Rtd Brig. Gen to the back and a Serving Major Gen to the left, their korofos will help me throw you out of not only the estate but out of Africa.

send me your address I don't care about people staying there

dudusky007:
Lol..ur 16yrs old girl abi Diz tins luks lyk wetyn u go collect 4 ur mama store

ebi like say na secondary school girl him they date

greenermodels:
I left her, I had no choice.

looking for a right partner is not easy

BirtherOfKings:
you are well in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ name, amen
Ideal partner is one that I enjoy looking at, gives me peace of mind , has money and knowhow to make it ,also makes me laff dat I forget TV..still believing GOD for that this month

the person will locate you