₦airaland Forum

greenermodels:
I talk to her with respect because I was afraid of her quarrel, cohabiting with her was hellish.

greenermodels:
I know but there's a big limit to what I can endure, i recently had to issue a quit notice to a tenant over his wife's behaviour and utterances. I would die of hypertension if I have a wife like his. Imagine looking for a house in this economic situation when he's owing months of rent already due to recent financial problems facing the family?

greenermodels:
Thanks for the advice but these qualities you listed are common sense qualities that an average Nigerian lady wanting to be married would also display, spend enough time with her and you realise she's faking it. Imagine a lady in her thirties that can't cook even basic soups like eqwusi but would rather die than admit it upfront, the girl would eat up the meat in the soup while eating and would rather argue endlessly than stop it among other even more serious red flags.

greenermodels:
Guys,I'm more than ready to settle but I keep ending up with girls that I later discover very unpleasant things about. I have talked to my married friends about this problem but they would just say that all women are the same so you manage your wife till you become tired. I doubt they're are really happy in their marriages, they're likely managing the situation they found themselves as best as they can, so please I need advice on how to get a potential life partner worth keeping for life,I don't have energy for problematic ladies.

jeromestarks:
For your sanity, avoid Lagos girls if marriage is your next agenda. They are excellent for hookups though.

1phone:
I will be 38! by February. Too much jealousy won't let me have a stable relationship. Upon discovering and confirming that my girlfriend is cheating on me, I break their phones with a serious beating and the relationship ended.

How long should I continue with this? I am not happy that at my age no child, and no stable relationship. I leave alone with a well-pay job here in Lagos. I dated a guy like you but he doesn't beat me. You as a guy atimes you are suppose to overlook some kind of things a girl does, you just need to talk to the girl and also try to keep yourself busy.

How can I handle this, at a point, I began to think it was no longer ordinary. I need help brethren

1phone:
I will be 38! by February. Too much jealousy won't let me have a stable relationship. Upon discovering and confirming that my girlfriend is cheating on me, I break their phones with a serious beating and the relationship ended.

How long should I continue with this? I am not happy that at my age no child, and no stable relationship. I leave alone with a well-pay job here in Lagos. I dated a guy like you but he doesn't beat me. You as a guy atimes you are suppose to overlook some kind of things a girl does, you just need to talk to the girl and also try to keep yourself busy.

How can I handle this, at a point, I began to think it was no longer ordinary. I need help brethren

Obedinho130:
Oya go for me na, I don't misbehave

Obedinho130:
Please why are they not reasoning it anymore

VawulenceProMax:
The last thing I will tolerate from these daughters of jezebel is disrespect.
Yesterday I told my gf that it's over .
Yes she did nothing. I love Vawulence . I just woke up and told her we are breaking up. I expected her to beg like before but this bitch jejely blocked me after I blocked her. She unblocked me today but I still see this as an insult. So for this reason I am officially breaking up with her.

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

udofia234:
Good evening everyone!!! I don't even know how to start!!! its just too funny!!!


I went shopping at the mall this evening, while shopping I saw this lady, she looks beautiful, and mere looking at her wears and footwear u will feel comfortable that she's a matured lady.


I walked up to her and we exchanged pleasantries and the next thing she's already pointing at what she wanted to buy, at that point I was so disappointed to see her do that, anyways I bought it for her and immediately I left the mall I deleted her contact!!!

can you imagine? why are our ladies like this? na so dem dey do till they loose their real husband!!! I never woo at all she don't bring billing!!! so irritating.

inforesource:
Your assertion is wrong if the meaning of an illiterate is a high school drop out.

Enny2013:
U ar 32 with a child of 12?
That means u got a lady pregnant at 20 in yr final year.
Bros eeh! U gained admission at 16. Yr Education was so fast men!

Bro, abeg, include yr real age to make it faster and easier for some Nairaland ladies who could b interested....
Thanks.

Demigod22:
Intelligence and sense of humor top my list when looking for a woman. I don't joke with that.

Wealthbrain22:
Exactly, now I don’t care about their body or face anymore, it’s about character and sense of humor plus intelligence level

feranmi143:
Yo fish, ladies, i give one a ride the other day, i got home before i discover my phone and wallet is gone. so i don't tell ladies my home location

Sonnobax15:

Funny asshole

I can't waste my precious M.B to download those thrash you call songs.... Highest wey I fit do na to send am take through bluetooth . Xender self too big for them

Crownwahley:
So is that why they can’t even try to use new clothes? It was making sense until i read where he said they had to wear thier old clothes.

Christipsy:
Beautiful.... Save for the future b4 una go the sock gari morning n night
During my own ppl that will attend my adding won't be more than 20ppl with the budget of 20k

Nancyeke:
I never believed I could be played like this. This girl seriously played me left right center. I made stupid choices because of this girl.
She looks innocent like she can never hurt a fly.
Oh why me!
I am never gonna talk to any girl again. She

MrBrownJay1:
love is not something that just come every other day like the good weather, and it takes the right chemistry to fall in love...

as for you no having sex for 6yrs...you need to purify yourself (from all your village people's attack) by bathing in the river Jordan for 3 straight days!

house10s:
let start dating, am searching for a gf to start something serious with