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Moreoffaith:
Drive in and drive out no kuku dey kill car pack and e no dey read metre..

Savage response.i hail o.

Offpoint:
I knew this was going to make FP and fortunately or unfortunately I happened to be the first to comment since I joined this forum. the reason this has to happen on a sex thread is best known to the devil.

on behalf of all the 1 minutes guy like me who were not born into this beauty world to exhaust their God given energy on the same hole or gate ways that brought them here. I dedicate this page to you.
if your woman is not satisfied with your natural sexual performanced, please kindly tell her to look for another man cuz you have a life and a future.
for those idiot that will go to any length in pleasing what cannot be please... your condition is pitiable, cuz you'll die for nothing.

..........
that was how one idiot was screaming, ”offpoint harder...faster...I can't feel anything " idiot how can you feel anything when your golf hole is now a well and you expect my golf-ball to fit in perfectly in well' please get down I want to sleep.




I'm not feeling fine today please don't quote me

In all honesty, you are one hell of a crazy, good fella.You got me opening my teeth wide in laughter.

ishowdotgmail:
The problem we are facing in this country is more than just viewing pants of a lady

Am telling you!!
I actually thought underwear should be UNDER a cloth item.Never knew it's going to be the major fashion wear of our time.

Hello,I need a phone friend to chat with.kind of dealing with depression .
You can drop your number.
No insult please.

Every Aboki with his kettle

RuthDaniels:
No!

Sometimes we leave those we love because letting them go is the only way to prove we love them.


If you have never being in love with someone who finds happiness in another, you may never understand me.

If you haven't been in love with someone whom your presence in their lives will only give them pains, you may find me crazy

There is always someone in a person's life whom they love but can't be with.

Your brain correct die.
Looks like you are writing my story.

correctguy0900:
Is either 1 or 2. Highest, it could be 3.

Dazz all......

How many pictures are there in the first place.
I respect nairalanders.

rawpadgin:
In my humble opinion & without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view but also by looking this matter in a different way & without fighting and trying to make it clear & by considering each and everyone's opinion. I honestly believe that i completely forgot what i wanted to say

Na wa o, your case weak me o

BloggersNG:
Founder of 30billion Gang Davido during a chat with MTV Base has revealed the important numbers he has in his phone and according to him he has 13 phone numbers of 13 different Presidents accross the Globe, to dial around with.. he said:

“When I released the song ‘Back then’, I did not know that it was going to be that big. Then I went back to school and the love that I was shown was overwhelming, let alone the way girls began to treat me.

That one song with the video made my father realise that I had the talent. And then, I did the song, ‘Dami Duro’.

“The song became so big and I remember that the President at the time called my father to talk about me and the song. Even during my father’s business meetings with his friends, they would mention my name and the song.

Before long, I started travelling and doing shows around the world. Now I have the numbers of about 13 presidents on my phone and if I call them, they would answer the call. Then the award came and it set me on another level.


News From Ebiwali-- https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/i-have-phone-numbers-of-13-different.html

ANNNNNND.We should fry sand for that.Somebody should tell this guy that Kanye West,Marc Anthony and even Wyclef did not block our breathing space.Am not sure he is a match to half of one of them.

[quote author=RuthDaniels post=64482870] OLX [/quote
You wicked die.you you got me laughing my heart out.never knew they shop for husbands on OLX these days.

[quote author=Sirpaul post=64479770]See how Obasanjo just used Buhari as small chops to celebrate his PhD.[/qu
Na wa o, you use style wicked oo

BloggersNG:
A Video trending on the internet shows the shocking Moment Davido was grabbed by a female fan while he was performing on stage at the one Lagos fiesta, And she grabbed nothing but he's manhood, Instead of moving, the singer and father kept shaking and vibrating.. Watch the video below!


Video Credit: GoldmyneTV

News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/see-moment-female-fan-grabbed-davidos.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j85bLkrO-cY

I sincerely hope and pray that our generation will have a little decency left to pass to the next generation.

doyinisaac:
You still carry mumu reasoning enter new year

The size of beef you hold for that guy large o

TunezMediaBlog:
Popular Ghanian actor, John Dumelo is set to walk down the aisle with his new fiancé after she said yes to his proposal. The actor shared a photo of his bride to be wearing his engagement ring.

John Dumelo who was in a budding on and off affair with new mum, Yvonne Nelson, has been in a joyful state replying all congratulatory messages from fans and family alike on his social page.

http://www.tunezmedia.com.ng/2018/01/yvonne-nelsons-ex-boyfriend-john-dumelo.html

Chai.i need to find that babe.she broke my heart.John is my crush for crying out loud.��

ShyCypher:
Barcelona has always been a city on the cutting edge. It was at the frontier of Spain’s industrial revolution and the location of its first railway in 1848.
https://metrouk2-files-wordpress-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/metrouk2.files./2017/10/prc_57646916.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1024&strip=all

In 1992, it played host to one of the most memorable Olympic Games in recent history. Kind

And in 2017, Barcelona notched up another proud accolade as it welcomed Europe’s first ever sex doll brothel.

It’s a brave new world out there.

Here’s what you need to know about the LumiDolls enterprise.

Plastic and payment

LumiDolls opened to punters in February 2017, the brainchild of a team of young entrepreneurs who spotted a gap in the market.

‘Our services are unique in the world and have generated great expectations,’ says Sergi Prieto, co-founder of LumiDolls.

The brothel is a place where men, and presumably women, can ‘fulfill [their] fantasies without any limits’.

‘Customers come to seek new sexual experiences and new ways of “living sex”. Like us, they believe that this is the beginning of the sex of the future,’ says Sergi.

If you take his word for it then ‘sex of the future’ involves money and moulded plastic.

The hyper-realistic sex dolls are crafted from thermoplastic elastomer – a polymer known to be especially soft.

Sessions start at around £70 for 30 minutes, going up to approximately £158 for a two-hour love-in.

Couples’ sessions are available for £140, and if you can’t or don’t want to leave your house then the dolls can come to you: expect to pay £210 for ‘home service’.

You’ll no doubt be relieved to know that hygiene is a top priority: each doll is thoroughly disinfected with ‘special antibacterial soap’ and customers are encouraged to wear condoms.

Yet what goes on in the private rooms – that come complete with plasma TV and a selection of adult films – (mercifully) stays there.

Visitors can even specify how they would like their plastic playmate to be positioned and dressed, with three fetish looks to choose from: executive (shirt, skirt, sexy stockings), school girl (don’t make me spell it out) and rather unexpectedly, fitness girl, who comes attired in running leggings and sports bra. With optional underwear, of course.

Meet the ladies

LumiDolls offer clients four girls: Katy, Kanda, Lily and Yoko.

At first, it was Katy who proved most popular. At 5ft 6in with inflated lips, giant boobs and a long blonde mane, it’s not hard to work out why.

But Katy has competition.

Prieto explains: ‘Now we have Yoko, a doll with a heating system and a step above the others in quality. Its price is higher but our customers pay it.’

Yoko has a temperature of 37C throughout her body – perhaps a sign that there really is no substitute for the warmth of another human being after all.

Or maybe the draw is just Yoko’s pants, which have ‘F*** me’ emblazoned across the front.



They have no cellulite, no morning breath, no conversation – no demands. The majority has been designed to look young – and we are talking young young.


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/metro.co.uk/2017/10/26/what-you-need-to-know-about-lumidolls-barcelonas-brothel-where-women-have-been-replaced-by-inflatable-dolls-6954600/amp/

LOBATAN.bad news for the slay Mama's/slay Queens.
For ladies/women who don't have a life
Who depends on men for survival
Who sees sex as a means of livelihood.

TOOH
sharaka don end oooo

sodiqapril:
FTC, I comment my reserve.
Seriously Sex doll... * No issue of Pregnancy * No Story of Period issues... * No Uber Money * No story of calling and I am busy * No Story of Am tried * No story of you won kill me ni .you know the rest..... Sex Doll is available for you

I wish I can get a dramatic monologue to portray your person.�

WONDERS001:
Its going to be celebration of life na......














Pls who someone should teach me how to post a new thread on Nairaland.

Pls,no insults o.

Go to any of the section e.g investment, education.click on create new topic
Type your content
Click submit

owukpa:
The death has been announced of Mama Ugbeyibo Ukwo Abutu (Nne Ukwo Ogbe).
Mama Ukwo, who is said to be the oldest woman in Idoma land, passed away on Monday, January 15, 2018 in Udaburu Owukpa, Ogadibo LGA of Benue State.

The deceased, according to her first son, Chief Benedict Abutu, was born on June 10, 1896 in Ai Odu, Ehaje Owukpa.

She got married at the age of 19 to Chief Abutu Ogira on December 14, 1915.

The late Mama Ukwo, as the deceased was popularly called, was a traditional midwife and a professional dancer, who led the popular Okprigidi dance troupe in the late 30s till the mid 70s.
Fu
Following the demise of her husband in 1976, Mama relocated from Agamede in Adepe to her current residence in Udaburu, where she passed away on Monday.

She is survived by five children - 3 sons and 2 daughters, 25 grand children, 52 great grand children, 12 great great grand children and 5 great great great grand children.

SOURCE>>>http://www.idomavoice.com/2018/01/oldest-woman-in-benue-community-who-saw.html

Chai,I made it to front page of the first set of commentators.
Dancing Shoki

ceejayx:
No one beats Cherokee d ass,Kiara Mia Beauty Dior,Victoria cakes Kahfee cakes Julie cash Sarah Jay (mother of all asses) Lela star(Kim kardashian lookalike) Sinammon love,Nautica Audrey bitoni ms Cleo Shyla styles (RIP) diamond Monroe,diamond Mason

You seems to know much.Are you an operator in the industry.

[quote author=Papanwamaikpe post=64218756]This one don get PhD for pornology. Baba, I hail thee![/q
His experience with the names speaks volumes

free2ryhme:


Kasala don burst on dodgy and greedy designer regarding the Mercy Aigbe's birthday

.
Mercy Aigbe the vanity Queen.always in the news.

dollytino4real:
i mad reach you!

It depends o possible, but I guess I still dey follow you for back

It is no longer news that the conventional way of teaching mathematics is less effective for the twenty first century student.

No matter how long you stand in front of the board, some students will not understand.

Unfortunately, we label these persons derogatory names “dull”, “slow learner”, “olodo” etc without checking ourselves.
Estrada said *if students will not learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.*

Just like we have different temperaments, we learn differently and no learner is superior or inferior. Everyone was uniquely created.

Auditory learners remember the things they hear.
Since the conventional way of teaching (lecture method) is mostly used by teachers, they often do well in class.

We label them brilliant, forgetting that _they are “brilliant” because we are teaching them the way they learn._

If we teach others based on their personality, they will be brilliant too.
Though auditory learners remember what they hear, they may forget when under pressure.

They can be helped further with the use of songs. �� There’s something delightful about songs.

I am yet to meet anyone who does not sing (whether or not they are auditory learners).

Since songs are part of us and our brains are wired to remember songs than words, it is expedient that we include songs in our maths class. *Song is an effective teaching aid* with no cost attached.�

*QUESTION*: If you are told to list the rivers in Africa, what will be your response?
I remember learning the first 20 elements and Avogadro’s law in chemistry with a song and I still remember them today despite not doing chemistry for over a decade yet I have forgotten some maths topics I did in graduate school which is more recent.

I wonder why my maths teachers never taught us songs.
*Alongside writing objectives in your lesson plan, write songs*.

Songs can transform the atmosphere from very boring � to exciting �

Songs improve retention: as a teacher, this is one of your major goals

Songs work well with special needs students. You need not be a music teacher to compose.

You can;
✔ do it yourself
✔ engage your music inclined students, just supply the lyrics.
Personally, I have been wondering why we don’t have *educational musicians*.

By that I mean people that compose songs with school subjects as lyrics.

Our industry is in need of this, if you are musically inclined, this may be your next level idea.
*Grab it now!!!* ��‍♀��‍♂ Why don’t we have *educational concerts*?

Why are we still doing only quiz and debate

_*Let’s put on our thinking cap, things cannot remain the same way if we want these students to love learning maths.

It is no longer news that the conventional way of teaching mathematics is less effective for the twenty first century student.

No matter how long you stand in front of the board, some students will not understand.

Unfortunately, we label these persons derogatory names “dull”, “slow learner”, “olodo” etc without checking ourselves. �
Estrada said *if students will not learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.*

Just like we have different temperaments, we learn differently and no learner is superior or inferior. Everyone was uniquely created.

Auditory learners remember the things they hear.
Since the conventional way of teaching (lecture method) is mostly used by teachers, they often do well in class.

We label them brilliant, forgetting that _they are “brilliant” because we are teaching them the way they learn._

If we teach others based on their personality, they will be brilliant too.
Though auditory learners remember what they hear, they may forget when under pressure.

They can be helped further with the use of songs. �� There’s something delightful about songs.

I am yet to meet anyone who does not sing (whether or not they are auditory learners).

Since songs are part of us and our brains are wired to remember songs than words, it is expedient that we include songs in our maths class. *Song is an effective teaching aid* with no cost attached.�

*QUESTION*: If you are told to list the rivers in Africa, what will be your response?
I remember learning the first 20 elements and Avogadro’s law in chemistry with a song and I still remember them today despite not doing chemistry for over a decade yet I have forgotten some maths topics I did in graduate school which is more recent.

I wonder why my maths teachers never taught us songs.

Songs can transform the atmosphere from very boring � to exciting �

Songs improve retention: as a teacher, this is one of your major goals

Songs work well with special needs students. You need not be a music teacher to compose.

You can;
✔ do it yourself
✔ engage your music inclined students, just supply the lyrics.
Personally, I have been wondering why we don’t have *educational musicians*.

By that I mean people that compose songs with school subjects as lyrics.

Our industry is in need of this, if you are musically inclined, this may be your next level idea.
*Grab it now!!!* Why don’t we have *educational concerts*?

Why are we still doing only quiz and debate?

_*Let’s put on our thinking cap, things cannot remain the same way if we want these students to love learning maths*

Chuknovski:
I can see you are soo offended, pls away with you, go and face whatever is making you pained, don't just drop your garbage on random happy people, OK

Seriously!! Am not a garbage truck driver.if you Care to know am one of the happiest people on earth you'll love to meet.

dollytino4real:
tins men will invest on are much on her

maaaaad guyyyy!!!

I wish my people can differentiate between business men and true men of God

fuckerstard:
This makeover is dope.

Your wickedness is first class

Chuknovski:
indeed proudly yooba

Must you always show that your brain is on perpetual holiday?

GraveMan:
Body C is my favourite.. I like girls with onion botty..
Girls with C shape turns me up
What's ur shape?

See analysis of woman prestigious God given body.chai

Am sure it happened in your dreams

I was going through a post this evening in which a lady said a man BATHE her while drunk.
NOTE:BATH is the washing you do to the whole body either in the morning or night.
BATHE has to do with washing a particular part of the body.E.g I want to BATHE my hand.