₦airaland Forum

Onoghen is gone.

Eyo Ita has resigned

Fowler is being queried.


The next level train is coming through the south.

“I was invited by Igbo group in Spain to attend their function, I could not go because of the interaction with my constituents,’’ Senator Kalu added.

Orji Kalu please continue interacting with your constituents in your hometown.

If IPOB see your leg for Spain you'll be like;

Orji Kalu should take his question paper to germany.

IPOB will give him enough new yam for his stress.

After roasting that Igbokwe and the yam together, he will be like;

thatigboman:
u no dey shame. No be your mates dey play for epl?

Bros, shame dey catch me ooo, see my mates for EPL.

Abeg come sign me, I sabi score with my two legs, even my village chief don confirm my capabilities when I been play for our village league.

I want Chelsea to win today

When is Chelsea's match ?

One of the dangers of marrying single mothers is that you'll never matter in their lives even after spending your fortune to train her kids.



An example is this right here.

See as this girl just bring shame and disgrace to her family.



I wonder how her parents will face their neighbours, friends and family.



No wonder some men pray not to have a female child.

omerukokwuru:
you are far too fore sighted for the average Nigerian, this is the plan B of Buhari's defense of
RUGA on Nigeria, this policy is a ploy to force government to set up farm establishments (RUGA) across the country,he will stop at nothing to achieve this agenda but southern Nigeria should rise up against this Islamist fantasy

Guy, no mind these silly airheads with their senseless and indirect RUGA.


I only pity the useful idiots from the waste side that is supporting the mad dog.

Doyin2:
This your trash does not make sense.

Your narratives suggest a very shallow knowledge of economics and an attempt at ethnocentrism.

Dumbnesses is when you do not know that when a resource such forex is scarce,then you need to prioritise the utilisation.

This is elementary economics and finance.

The average Nigerian does not need imported food to live a healthy life.

Local Meat,Garri,fufu,plantain,beans,fish ,rice,vegetables,milk,amala,tuwo ,semovita,etc,are enough for healthy living.

We can still do without any of the above food items if not available, because there are other local alternatives.

E.g if local rice is not available in your area,you can still live a better life without eating rice !

Dumbness is when you want to grow Forex by prioritising the expenditure of your limited forex and indirectly increase the inflation rate that will suck up the same FX you intend to save.



You dumb assertion that Nigerians can survive on alternative foods is like putting the cart before the horse. Which food alternative is readily available and accessible to Nigerians?


Tell your daft urchin in Abuja that his indirect RUGA plans will never materialise.

SillyMods:
Reading only your first line tells everything I need to know about you - that is, you are very dumb.

Is not making govt dollars available to food importers same as banning those food items?

Dull thing, I didn't read the remaining jargon after your first line.

Spineless dimwit, I don't expect Lifeless Fc and their minions to read.

Maybe,if your Lifeless Fc captain read the Act establishing the CBN it will know that the financial institution is independent of his daft policies.

SillyMods:
Disgraceful youths.

Buhari has proved to be wiser and smarter than our so-called economists who know nothing about practicals but theory.

Many times Buhari has floored them on economics matter:

1. During the debate to fully float the Naira against the president's position not to do so, Buhari was eventually proved correct by attaining exchange rate stability without floating the currency.

2. PMB, against noise and wailing banned access to 42 items including toothpicks to save dollars. Today, most of those items are locally produced thereby creating local jobs and increasing wealth for the entrepreneurs who took adantage.

This time, the best president in Nigeria's history says that in a bid to encourage local food producers and make them competitive, the CBN should not provide dollars to food importers. Wailers and wailing zombies are masturbating and bringing up voodoo economics to tell us why it is wrong for the president to say/do so. Please tell us how best to encourage local production if not by making them more competitive? How can people produce locally if the imported goods remain cheap or slightly dearer?

Una no get sense I swear. And this senseless thinking is being led by a wannabe presidential candidate who was a deputy governor of CBN when GEJ sacked Sanusi. The idiot stood by GEJ. He was also alive when Jona the fisherman was ordering Emefiele to release billions of dollars for looting (in the name of fighting insurgency) but kept quiet.

IPOBites and sense are words and their opposite.

You want Nigeria to be like China, Korea, Japan, etc, but you don't want to take the hard decisions! Hypocrites and unpatriotic souls.

You're a product of quota system education,so I will not be too hard on you,rather I will cure your nauseating ignorance.



[b]No country is self sufficient,so banning of food importation is a stvpid idea. How can your daft president pretend to make Nigerian farmers productive and compete favourably with their counterparts abroad when same farmers and theirs farmers are being destroyed by killer herdsmen from his tribe?


I know you're a sycophant that needs to earn his paltry crumb to survive, but basic economics will tell you that importers will source their dollars from the black market,thereby making the basic food very expensive and creating inflation in your shithole


If your lifeless president goes ahead and ban the importation of food in the country,what will happen to workers who work in marts and food processing companies in your dead country?


I know by virtue of your dumb education,you lack critical thinking and subject analysis,but try to take your mind back to when your dog banned the importation of rice,did it increase local production which will be felt in the reduction of price of the staple food?



A little education on basic economics will save you from disgracing yourself in the public.[/b]

They will never compare how Obama provided millions of jobs for Americans when he was president rather they will compare stupid things done by the brain dead urchin in Aso rock.




Please,that Aboki should stop comparing Obama to Lifeless, them no be mates for anything.

But while passing the coffee joint, (where Bala was picked) the suspected kidnapper forced his head out of the vehicle and shouted: “I have been kidnapped by these people.”
Soon, the news spread and some of Bala’s ‘boys’ began to chase the vehicle on motorbikes. The operatives had passed the first and second check points, with only one remaining to pass.
Bala’s accomplices then called the military checkpoint where the bus was ambushed. They opened fire on the bus conveying the operatives and suspected kidnapper.

I'm surprised non of the commenters took time to reflect @ the bolded.

If the officers were mistaken for kidnappers by the military as the story teller wants us to believe.
How come the "supposed kidnappers" were not shot at the first and second checkpoint until the military were called?

I'm very sure it's a male child.

We don't joke with bress.

Tblesd:
na one gospel msg u cull ds from

Nope.

If you knew the guy and his antecedents,you'd understand better.

He literally lived and died on the fast lane.



R.I.P

The dumb Nigerian army is very scared of the Nigerian police.



Imagine the daft cowards advising their men to wear mufti while on pass.


No wonder bokoharam kills them like chicken.



COWARDS

Adewinner987:
only if you know what it means to be a mother

Only if you knew what it means to be a legislator.


Only if you knew what it means to be logical and not emotional.

magicminister:
A baby is not a car that you leave at the mechanic (doctor) and come back in 5 hrs to pick it up.
Bro, I guess you came from a decent family, what do you think your mom would do if she was in that woman’s position? Do you think your loving mother would leave you at the mercy of strangers??

Let’s learn to empathize with others because no be everything wey be like kpomo be kpomo

What will be your reaction if you go to a bank to complain about a fraud in your account and the customer rep officer has a baby who is fussing and crying in her arm and at the same trying to attend to you?


I totally understand your position on empathy,but leaving the child with somebody in the assembly for some few hours will not hurt the baby.

Besides,she is a "big madam" and many ladies or even men will oblige to help babysit the youngster for few hours for free.


Also,the legislature is not some kind of family meeting where anything can be excused because what is being deliberated there affects millions of lives and needs maximum attention.


I hope you'll still talk about empathy if a doctor has a baby in her arms when she is about operating on your appendicitis?

lexini:
sure you missed the 'emergency' part in her story...

Somebody can hold the baby during the legislative session.


You think the legislature is some kind of village meeting?

aviato:
If she leaves the child, you will complain she is a slay queen and does not know how to take care of her baby, now that she is trying to take care of her baby, you are being a stupid asshole.

They can't just satisfy people like you, I really doubt you have a wife or even a baby mama to know how hard it is to take care of a child and the amount of attention they take, you are just a lonely single idiot who has free mb to waste.

You're just a delusional bastard from the pit of hell who reasons with his anus.


I don't need to have a wife nor impregnate a whorre (babymama) like it's a tradition in your dysfunctional family to know how to take care of a baby.


You're just a low budget asswipe showcasing your single digit IQ.

All these women and their penchant for attention and victim mentality.

Why not drop the child with a doctor if the child is sick?


Why not drop the child with a nanny if the child is not sick?


Must everything be about "because I'm a woman"?

I'm not surprised by this tweet from this Pastor, cos with the incessant cases of false rape accusations, most men now literally avoid helping and mentoring the female child to avoid soiling your reputation by some demons.

The North can't afford to continue sleeping,allow the tap to run unchecked and helplessly think that the federal character and quota system will salvage their indiscretions and mental laxity.


But if they insist on sleeping;

Banditry,religious extremism and unprecedented increase in crime rate will wake them and ultimately bury them in their slumber.

All the people that collaborated to foist this lifeless scum bag in Aso rock on Nigerians will certainly reap the fruits of their evil machinations.



Mbaka is protesting today,


Sowore was arrested yesterday,



Adeboye has been praying for the release of his pastors.




#Stop condoning evil,cos it will come back to bite you.

If only Ambode had just half the balls of Obaseki he would have still be the Governor today.


#FatCoward.

One of the reasons I detest single mothers;most of them are prostitutes.

The elders did a good thing by boycotting that meeting with those low budget cow herders killing people everyday.