₦airaland Forum

walcolm:
Have you tried to measure the amount of data you used before you had to renew your subscription?

My measurement this February on the airtel unlimited BIS plan showed only 1.5gb consumed before the sim started requesting a new subscription?

And the 1k airtel BIS plan is a hit or miss on a BlackBerry 10 device!!! Some are able to use it and others are not

danidee10:
I like buhari but give credit to Gej BVN was actually initiated by his govt

Seyiblogz:
Thank God o just imagine 18k x 23500

itoese:
I have about 2000 USD for sale @ N305/ USD. If you are interested, pls contact me through my signature

Ymodulus:
Guarding your business secrets and confidential Information is advisable and imperative in order to prevent improper disclosure of your mojo to competitors or the public. Secret formulas, drawings, ingredients, Manufacturer's contact are all information that should be protected and never released just for free.
Too many, diluting the words of the first paragraph, would sound as a big shock, noting the fact that I have been known since time immemorial for sharing contact details/ formulas / secrets / working drawing of past- ongoing - future business deals that i have carried out successfully in the aspect of importation. Too some, at the sight of the topic will say to themselves either subconsciously or not. Ymodulus has learned. Well yes I have.

These are my reasons;
1. Favor For Favor
2. Monopolistic Behavior even when they were given such ideas on a platter of gold.
3. Some make more than u the originator, and not even remembering u


1. Favour for Favour
If you belong to the class that a favor given today will not directly or indirectly pave the way for a favour tomorrow, then you are dreaming. Even in the Holy Book of the Bible, David protecting Nabal’s cattle and expecting food in return, Jesus – Christ and God sacrificing their life and turning back to punish humans in the name of freedom of choice are both epitome examples of favour for favour.

Example 1:
This happened between me and a supposed – internet friend. November 2nd this month.

Friend: Hi! Ymodulus am Bleep from nairaland. I got your contact.
Ymodulus: Ok. How can I help u?
Friend: Please can you help me with any seller details for PlayStation 4? I saw on Alibaba but am scared as negative comments.
Ymodulus: Guy do not risk your money buying PlayStation 4 from china, they will sell you fake one of 64GB telling you its 500GB.
Friend: So please how do I get a good one?
Ymodulus: Ok call me later in the evening I will send you the contact of a trusted Seller. Also I will give you someone that will help verify the PlayStation after paying before it leaves China
Friend: Thanks so much
** Friend begins praises and eulogies **
***** I sent him all the contacts same day for free and without asking him even recharge card***


This Occurred Wednesday, 9th of November.

I tried contacting my PlayStation 4 Seller and found out I misplaced the contact. I quickly checked my Phone contacts and call this Unknown Nairalander.

Ymodulus: Hi afternoon its Ymodulus.
Friend: I know na. Afternoon boss
Ymodulus: Bros abeg I lost that my playstation 4 seller contact wei I give u. Abeg u fit send me back the contact?
Friend: *** Begins to stammer ***
*** Ymodulus calling and calling to plead for the contact***

Friend: Guy abeg, u go find me something to send u this contact o.
Ymodulus: Ok I will transfer you N1000 to go to café or get data. Send me your account details
Friend: I MEAN U GO BUY THE CONTACT. U no say na money u and me wan make
Ymodulus: ***** so shock couldn’t believe my ears. Hung up the phone ***
********** Long story Short I got the contact back via another means. Through the Q.I *****


Example2:
This Happened yesterday.
A close business partner, gave out a contact to A FRIEND OF MINE sometime, now went back to ask that FRIEND OF MINE for his belt seller contact. See the conversation that ensured.

Business Partner: Oga abeg u fit help me with ur contact for ITEM XXXX ?
FRIEND OF MINE: Sorry oga. I no fit make I no lie u.
Business Partner: oga na me be Ymodulus friend wei give u my top Glass seller best clone
FRIEND OF MINE: I no na ** even begin to describe my close business partner further **
FRIEND OF MINE: U should understand that a business contact, 1 business contact can fetch you millions…. Bla blah blah and should not be given out for free. As it’s a business secret.
FRIEND OF MINE: U can tell me the belt you want, and send me the money I will help u buy
**** Long discussion and lecturing of how sharing contacts are bad continued. Phone Hung up ****


2. Monopolistic Behavior even when they were given such ideas on a platter of gold.
This is something that I experienced twice. Once with some group on Nairaland and second time of recent.
You give a lady your personal Kitchen Utensils Contact. This same lady then goes behind you asking your manufacturer that she wants to be the only sole Nigerian distributor. Also other Nigerians coming through her (Including I the Nigerian who gave her the contact).
Why are Humans this wicked? I gave her the contact without even asking her a penny and she goes behind me to tell my contact that!!! .

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3. People Making more Money than you will make.
All the above happenings have made me come to clearer understanding of the words Patent / trademark and likes. Before I had this text-book regurgitating definition of patent / trademark and likes etc. Lets be honest the essence of business is to make money. Most times you give out this contact for free, those you give them too end up making more money than you without showing any form of appreciation.


[size=13pt]Truth be told point 3 is not really a problem to me and is the least reason i wrote this. Point 1 and 2 are.[/size]

capspeter:
Just got this mail from GTBANK.
so nah only deposit we fit do, what of withdrawal

Abayomi94:
there was absolutely no need for the cold tone.grab a chill pill.

Abayomi94:
Sir,with due respect,please check market price and compare with your prices.Do your homework well and come back with marketable prices for these goods. People would rather buy UK used of these goods than the big prices you are expecting them to pay for these brand new devices.. #blessed2016

iamodenigbo1:
pls what happens to the kids when they reach 18 years and above especially the men,how do they survive this our harsh society without kinsmen and relatives. pls I need to know

moonraker:
Ahem

Does the Nigeria has the bandwidth to stream Netflix without buffering??

Sorry, this is a legitimate question.

walcolm:
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imsuboi:
all these virgin marys and jesuses commenting on this thread and insulting the OP as if na them holy pass, may thunder fire your anal sphincters.

what happened to giving advice without being insulting and vindictive?

don't judge him 'cos he sins differently than you. i'm sure most of these females jumping up and down on this thread forming virgins have 10ft wells in between their legs . na god go punish all of una.


OP, its obvious you have a high libido. so here's what you would do:
1) get yourself a PS4 console, a 55" UHD Smart TV (acunon can help you out with that) and get your mind off the temptation.
2)call the young lady, sit her down and warn her sternly; (tell her to stop wearing revealing clothes and to always be decent).
3) PRAY

not everyone would restrain themselves like you did i must commend you for that. (you try)
'cos left for me, i would do and undo. (yes, i said it. deal with it)

**who wouldn't want to hit a tight kitten with no strings attached?



tallesty1, jump in here

Goodboiyy:
Good evening people. . was discussing with someone from north when this discussion came up , and I can bet that his view is common with Most Nigerians especially those from SW, SE and Northern Nigeria.. Below are some misconception about warri and her people.

1. Warri Is Owned By One Ethnic Group : Yea. most people believe Urhobo People own warri, Why some thinks Warri is owned by Itsekiri's. Hell No.. Warri is owned By three Tribe Urhobo, Itsekiri and Ijaw …

2. Ruggedity :. I remember my first visit to Lagos.. At first they taught am Yoruba because of my name so they didn't pay me my due respect, So something came up I then revealed my ID that am from warri.. Mehn from that day They start fearing me, never Knew until Someone told me that they were scared of me.. Also Some People thinks if you are from Warri They You are Automatically Sturborn and Rugged which is not true, If you meet some wafarians like LKO, Fratermathy , Freemanan , Onuwaje e.t.c you did be surprise because they are very Cool and gentle but if You See People like me ... hmmmm



3 Oil City : This gat me laughing.. When we refer to warri as an oil city (Wish is a just a title) some people thinks Warri account For about 50% of Delta State Oil Prod. which is not True, Although the Tribes in Warri (Urhobo, Itsekiri and Ijo ) Account for about 93% of Oil prod. in Delta State.. The title "Oil City" Was just given to warri because of the Refinery and some Oil wells, our Major oil prod. are our Offshore oil field.


4 Itsekiri Are Yoruba Subgroup: You mostly hear this from Ignorant people especially those from North and some Yoruba people, Yes they speak almost same language, Bear similar names, But the fact still remains that Itsekiri Are Itsekiri, Yoruba Are Yoruba.. Although Itsekiri have a good relationship with Yoruba especially the Ilaje people who we see as our Kit and Kin.

5. Urhobo, Itsekiri, Ijaw Hates themselves; We usually Hear such Word from Non Niger Deltans who try to use Warri crisis to gain cheap point. You hear statement like " Niger Deltans re not One" "Ijaw hates Itsekiri" e.t.c but I tell you, All are lies, Itsekiri luv ijo , Ijo luv Urhobo Warri crisis is political

6. Warri people cannot speak Good English[/b]
This impression is gotten from the representation of Waffarians as masters of the Nigerian Pidgin. Because of this, most people think people from Warri can speak only pidgin and do not flow well in correct English. Well, this is wrong! The average Waffarian speaks English even much more and far better than the average person from the East, West and North!


7. Warri people are not intelligent
I have actually met quite a few people who have a stereotypical view that Waffarians are dull and unintelligent and only love trouble. Well, this is absolutely FALSE!!! Granted, Warri is a place where it is better IF YOU MAINTAIN YOUR OWN BUSINESS, the people are actually one of the smartest people from Nigeria! Warri has birthed great actors, professors, writers, philosophers, doctors, lawyers, etc. Some of Warri's great products include Richard Mofe Damijo, Professors Tanure Ojaide, Gabriel Darah, J.P. Clark, Isidore Okpewho, Eric Arubayi, Andrew Onokerhoraye, Andrew Evwaraye, etc. These Professors are some of the BEST in their various disciplines. The list of Warri intellectuals and intelligentsia cannot be fully encapsulated in this exposition.

8. The Olu of Warri Rules over ALL of Warri
This erroneous misconception stems from the titular appellation of the monarch himself as the Olu of WARRI! What people dont know is that this title ONLY came to be in the 1950s due to Awolowo. The original title was the Olu of Itsekiri. However, this title has stuck for the major reason that Itsekiris, which are one of the main inhabitants of Warri, call their homeland Iwerre! However, in Warri, there are several other monarchs who rule different ethnic groups. We have the Ovie of Agbarha-Warri, the Orosuen of Okere-Warri, the Pere of Gbaranmatu-Warri, etc. These monarchs rule over various sections of Warri. The Olu rules over the Itsekiri section, the Ovie and Orusuen rules over Urhobo and the Pere rules over Ijaw.

9. Warri is the Capital of Delta State
Well, I wouldn't blame people for thinking this. Most Northerners and Westerners hear only about Warri and assume that it must be Delta's capital. Many have forgotten their primary school States and Capitals... Asaba has always been and remains the capital of Warri. However, the politics that relocated the capital from Warri to Asaba is a story for another day. Warri still houses an annex of the Government House where governors go whenever they want to be close to Waffarians. Former Governor Uduaghan was once attacked for relocating from Asaba to set up a permanent base in Warri. However, I overheard a rumour that Okowa has closed this annex. If Anioma State is ever created for the Igbos of Delta State, Warri shall definitely emerge as a capital. For now, WARRI IS THE ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL CAPITAL OF DELTA STATE.

10. Warri includes Effurun, Udu and Osubi
Many novices in Warri usually count separate towns and cities such as Effurun, Enerhen, Udu, Agbarho, Okuokoko, Osubi, etc as part of Warri. This is not true. These towns/cities are independent of Warri. They are even in different local government areas from Warri. Effurun is in Uvwie, Osubi is in Okpe and Udu is an eponymous LGA. Warri City is in Warri South LGA mainly. The main city starts from Airport Road and connects with Edjeba, Okere, Agbarha-Ame, Jakpa, Ugboroke, Iyara, Idimi, Ajamimogha, Okumagba Avenue, Deco, etc. Effurun is a city of its own. Udu is a town of its own. Osubi and Okuokoko are classed as Okpe villages. However, due to modernisation and the lack of available houses in Warri City, many people move to these surrounding cities/towns to live and setup businesses and they end up calling everywhere WARRI. In a metropolitan sense, they are right. However, historically and otherwise, these cities/towns/villages are NOT IN WARRI!!!


Further credits : Fratermathy

queenstlll:
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HaneefahRN:
Mr Dictionary, what does psychopath mean? And how was my use of that word wrong?
Muslims av always been denouncing BH as not Islamic, but the stereotype still continues. I don't know abt the 'most' Muslims who were happy pple were being killed, probably the ones around u, cos I avn't met or heard of a real Muslim who wld claim to be happy with the actions of BH. U gud just like imagining falsehood. I'm still wondering why I'm answering u though

HaneefahRN:
And pray tell me how I am talking to the wrong audience? My audience are stereopythic pple, and I av made my points, wc are facts obvious to any muslim, while at it, teach me, how to reason and preach to deluded psychopaths.

HaneefahRN:
I felt I had to comment on this thread cos the rate of ignorance felled hatred against Islam by non-muslims due to all these propagandas is high.
First and foremost like we always say Islam is a religion of peace and is not synonymous to terrorism. Islam is against murder.
Q6:151 'do not kill a soul God has made sacrosanct, save lawfully'
Q5:53 'whoso kills a soul, unless it be for murder or wrecking corruption in the land, it shall be as if he killed all mankind, and he who saves a life, it shall be as if he has given life to all of mankind'
- There is no compulsion in religion
Q2:256 'There is no compulsion in religion. The ryt way has become distinct from error'
Q18:28 'Say: the truth is from ur Lord; then whosoever will, let him blive and whosoever will, let him disbelieve'
Q10:107'Say: O making, Now hath the truth from ur Lord come to u, whosoever is guided, is for his own soul and whosoever erreth, erreth against his own soul, and I AM NOT A WARDER OVER U'
So if the prophet wasn't given given permission by Allah to coerce pple into the religion, where are the deluded animals coming from?
- I am a Muslim and a Jihadist
JIHAD is a word that has in recent times been greatly misinterpreted. It simply means 'Striving' as against holy war as it has been painted.
Jihad is in 3 phases, jihad on one's soul, that is one doing the right thns and avoiding evil, searching for knowledge and partaking in righteous deeds.
2- Jihad in the Society, this deals with dawah, enjoining pple to do gud and avoiding evil, spreading the mssg of Islam etc.
3- this involves war, this can only be done against oppression and injustice. The Muslims later resorted to this against the pagans of Mecca who were torturing, starving, banishing, and killing Muslims.
The consensus has to be reached by the head of the Muslim community and a warning being given to the enemies
Q2:190 ' Fight in the way of God against those who fight u, but begin not hostilities. Lo! Allah loveth not aggressors!
Q8:61'But if the enemies incline towards peace you also incline towards peace and trust in God! For He is the one who hears and knows all things'
In conclusion, it can be inferred that the terrorists are against what Islam stands for. Like the crusaders fought for Christendom not Christianity. These deluded terrorists aren't fighting for Islam but for whatever personal reason they myt av whether political, territorial or just plain psychotic missions.
The might shout Allah Akbar, it doesn't make what they are doing right or supported by Islam. It is also noticed that more religious Muslims are least inclined to terrorism becos they know what they hold, but pple who know next to nothing and are easily brainwashed are drawn to it. Their motive isn't to fight for Islam, cos what they are doing is against Islam.
And I know there is more to this propaganda than meets the eye and what the media portrays. America has a lot of hand of many things. I pray the truth prevails soon.

tumababa:
are you sure gtb won't charge you at the end of the month for international transaction fee ?

tumababa:
unfortunately, still the cheapest..

tumababa:
Good. Which bank card?