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I no pay shi shi but I received my call up number in form of code... pls I need a programmer who can decode this coded numbers.
Note:I don't ve 4k oooooo. na free of charge I go do am oooo. Nysc plan to collect dat money 4k from me won't work IJN

This wicked Nysc management has successfully infiltrate reasonable prospective corps members with some set of "money miss road " corpers to be .
For clarification sake ,if any prospective member has access to internet facilities and updates like this then I can beat my chest that 4k won't be a problem for him/her. so never misconstrued their not paying for poverty but instead u shud realise that they are the few patriotic youths that are ready to fight the corrupt ridden system of our nation. I can bet you that with batch A 2015 reading all these online and the Nysc magt didn't com pulse it next year,it will definitely have it way and bfor u know it ,this illegality become norm in Nigeria.
well I have not paid and will not pay, let's togetherness fight did wicked policy or else another NIS saga wait for us in the future. love u all. #IrepEksu

niceeric:
if to say we get better FG, them go don order NYSC to send call up numbers of people like me wey no pay too cod no be Wetin we agree with NYSC b dat......na only call up letter we agree say we no go see for our mailbox

I was actually tempted to pay earlier today BUT when I looked back at the number of years wey I don spend for lasu and d street cred gained and I look back see d number of years wey I don be lagos boy...(infact since birth),...I look say na fall of hand if I fall mugun to this NYSC scam.....wetin I go tell Press wen dey ask me??

Anyways,Good afternoon peepz!......how una dey?..hope d call up number news meet una in good spirit?

u too make sense. if I pay make I get bowl leg. pay foe what? to serve my father land , that iyin Ekiti born DG must be high on local gin

fashoo2010:
Let's whatsapp 08189080576

07032624530 wataap Me too

bukit05:
Are u tru wit ur clearance?

since last 3months

bukit05:
#TeamEksu# ni o #FacultyofArts#

#Facultyofagric Angel gabby

spenca:
Yea so unpritictable but again when Arsenal has played the likes of Chelsea , Manchester city, spurs , Everton and you have just played Everton amongst those pack, you may have a rethink when your tough challenges show up.

dude am a Chelsea fan

Life is so unpredictable, imagine Man
Utd in 4th position and Arsenal in 7th
position. Don't underrate.

noordean:
Yea yea, nw i rememba,sorry for dat.

me too neva c anytin,i tink its for dos dt paid,did u pay?

pay gini? if name today's offering yea I did but for DAT #4000 forget am I can't pay

noordean:
Yea yea, nw i rememba,sorry for dat.

me too neva c anytin,i tink its for dos dt paid,did u pay?

pay gini? if na today's offering yea I did but for DAT #4000 forget am I can't pay

noordean:
its true soji...u no go vex naani

Besides,u seem too busy ds days,so mst people dnt recognise u as a regular member of d aos.

ao va u don c ur own callup number?

I told u guys I was attacked and my phone was forcefully collected. I never see call up number oooo where una dey see am?

bukit05:
Wow! Cool, wat's ur department

#TeamEksu

Even if most of you have forgotten that I was part of the foundational member of this house and most lists don't carry my name again. I no vex but I am happy I am still alive and part of the house on 30days to go. Akerry,Hormorwoomey ,nordean,taiwoforchrist and alot or can bear me witness. happy Sunday.

NYSC, N4,000 and the criminal
exploitation of the vulnerable By Emmanuel onwe

To paraphrase the immortal words of the oath
of the ancient musketeers: this world is an
uncertain realm filled with danger. Honour is
undermined by the pursuit of rotten lucre. In
today’s Nigeria, the prize for being vulnerable,
weak and helpless are oppression, deprivation,
extortion and deliberate trampling by the
powerful, the rich and the politically
connected. But there are those who oppose
these powerful forces; those who dedicate
their lives to truth, honour and freedom.
I am proud to come from this constituency of
brave and forthright citizens who will not
stand silent whilst the powerless are
degraded, exploited and ultimately crushed.
On March 15, 2014, a particular strain of
scandal married to tragedy erupted over the
employment test for recruitment into the
Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) conducted
across the country. The Immigration service is
a government department under the Ministry
of Internal Affairs. The narrative of the scandal
is simple but devastating. About 6.5 million
jobless young Nigerians had been made to pay
an application fee of N1,000 each for only
4,000 vacancies. The tragedy followed a
pattern that has become a typical Nigerian
signature.
Tens of thousands of jobseekers turned up at
designated centres in Abuja, Port Harcourt,
Minna, Gombe and Benin. There were
stampedes at the National Stadium, Abuja,
Liberation Stadium, Port Harcourt, and in
Minna. About 16 innocent, hungry, tired but
hopeful young Nigerian souls perished. Scores
were injured. The culpable criminals got away
with it because they are rich and politically
connected. The brutalised and traumatised
youth leaked their wounds, out of pocket and
still out of work. It stinks but our noses have
become stuffed with indifference. A couple of
years ago, the Nigerian people were informed
by news reports that a staggering amount of
N33 billion had been stolen from the Police
Pensions Fund.
A comical series of investigations, hearings
and committees to analyse and report on the
investigations and hearings ensued.
Somewhere down the line, this joke that
parades in Nigeria as a legal process swung,
or, rather, limped into action. Some nonentity
was convicted and offered the option of
paying a fine in the breathtaking sum of
N250,000. Another mega-nonentity deployed
dozens of armed policemen as a shield
against police investigations into the
embezzlement of funds meant to aid their
erstwhile colleagues as they languished on the
breadline waiting for the cold embrace of the
grave.
The raucous noise that emanated from civil
society soon died down. The oppression of the
vulnerable continued unhindered in many other
sectors of society. These examples typify the
horror that awaits you if you ever find yourself
in any of the vulnerable constituencies in the
Nigerian republic. Everyone hired and paid
from public funds to protect your interests,
defend your rights, and guarantee your
wretched subsistence will deploy the full
powers of his office to oppress you, cheat you,
steal from you and finally shuffle your bones
into a premature grave.
A few days ago, it came to public notice that
another vulnerable constituency, the Nigerian
youth, are being stolen from, being cheated,
being oppressed and their painful existence
being exacerbated. The National Youth Service
Corps (NYSC) remains a beacon of national
unity – yes, with grave but certainly
surmountable challenges. Our sons and
daughters have continued to pay a terrible
prize, sometimes in blood, in the line of duty
to the Corps. But the patriotism of the youth
has once again been rewarded with wicked
exploitation and total lack of compassion. The
Director, Corps Mobilisation, Anthony Ani,
disclosed in a radio programme recently that
corps members will now pay N4, 000 to
download their call-up letters online.
This is an outrage! N4,000 to travel, at cost,
to an internet cafe, log into some website and
download a letter informing you that you are
obligated to render a full year’s service,
possibly in a very dangerous environment,
while subsisting on a paltry stipend, to your
country? Our public servants not only appear
to thrive on wickedness, they appear to be a
select band of sadistic psychopaths, utterly
bereft of any form of consideration for the
circumstances of others. Now, consider this:
the mischief for which the imposition of the
fee of N4,000 was meant to cure, according to
Mr. Ani’s explanation, was that “the N4, 000
online registration fee was introduced so as to
stop fresh graduates from travelling back to
their various schools to pick up the letters.”
As far as explanations go, this one takes the
trophy for galactic stupidity.
Simple email, the administration cost of which
should already be captured in the
organisation’s budget, is a perfect solution.
Domestic text messages cost N4 and, for
students domiciled abroad, it will cost no
more than N15 for the call-up notification.
This is not a study or a thesis on the efficient
running of the NYSC to avoid imposing
unacceptable measures and costs on the
hapless corps members. But you get my drift
– a tiny measure of quickness of mind will
deliver the required service at insignificant
cost to the Corps.
Nigerians should stand up and call this
nonsense out for what it is – a bald faced
criminal extortion of our jobless young. The
current system which compels graduates to
collect their call-up letters from their alma
mater is bereft of imagination. But what is
truly depressing about the entire deplorable
affair is that the initiators and executors of the
scam know it to be such – an imagination-
free scheme designed to defraud but pursued,
nonetheless, with the full knowledge that the
vulnerable in Nigeria are too easily and
profitably exploited and adverse consequences
seldom, if ever, follow. “The abuse of greatness
is when it disjoins remorse from power” –
William Shakespeare.
In other words, Nigerians in positions of
authority abuse and pervert their power when
they separate it from compassion and
decency. If the Nigerian youth were the
products of the harsh conditions of existence
bequeathed and enforced upon them, they
would today be grease-soaked rags strewn on
the roadsides – useless, inconvenient
eyesores. But they are not. They thrive and
soldier on in spite of the indignities,
carelessness and disregard which stand as
their only inheritance. Where Nigerian senior
citizens are the villains, the youth are the
heroes.
If you inquired carefully into the status and
background of the decision makers who derive
pleasure in enacting punitive policies against
young people, you will find that they belong to
the generation that enjoyed free education,
had jobs, accommodation and cars thrust on
them upon graduation from universities. They
are now marshalling the resources and
capacities of a Nigeria that was so good to
them to undermine and destroy the generation
that will take all our hopes and aspirations as
a nation forward. The younger generation are
poorly educated not because of their inherent
inadequacies but because of the grossly
inadequate system of education that the
privileged generation has put in place.
Today, the graduates who paid their own way
through university education outnumber by far
those who relied on contributions from any
other source. There are no jobs for our young
because the older generation has delivered
two devastating blows to the system; one is
by stealing all that can be stolen from the
common coffers and the other is a tragic lack
of a sense of intergenerational altruism.
Having stolen everything, they have now
devised a means of sinking their paws directly
into the pockets of young people. Let’s
amputate those goddamn greasy paws.w

Taiye4Christ: Sorry ooo, how body?

thanks am fast recuperating and will be fit before October 28

Taiye4Christ: Omo, see strong thing! Hope dem no cause any bodily harm?

them try O cos me self stubborn but I latter succb when power of four pass mine

The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC)
has been mandated to suspend the online
registration of prospective corps members
which requires them to pay N4,000.
The House of Representatives gave this
directive on Tuesday following a motion
moved by Hon. Hassan Saleh (PDP, Benue).
“As laudable as the idea of sending call-up
letters though the internet may be, the
decision requiring fresh graduates to cough
out N4,000 to access letters appears
insensitive and exploitative,” said Saleh.
Although the NYSC argued that the old
system of prospective corps members
picking up their call-up letters at their
schools still exist and that the body was not
forcing anyone to get on the new system, the
argument held no water with the lawmakers
who have now initiated a probe into the
matter.
The public petitions’ committee he chairs
was already working on the matter, ruled
that committee on youth development and
the sponsor of the motion be invited to be
part of the panel that will conduct a session
on the matter.

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God bless ur new age

noordean: sojiboy , e don tey o!

My dear I was attacked by cultist and my phone was collected here in my school. Thanks for the care.

Yes am back house, how are you all doing, what did I miss? I live u alll

RE: #4,000 CALL UP LETTER FEE
By COMRADE JEREMIAH OLATINWO, PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER, NANS SOUTHWEST (ZONE D)

"My people perish for lack of knowledge; And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free" - Curled from the Holy Book

Please take your time to read the following sections of the NYSC Decree to backup our claim that the #4,000 fee imposed on Nigerian youth corp members for call up letters be reversed and to make baseless the excuse by the Director General that the money is meant to increase their efficiency and service delivery.

NYSC DECREE

SECTION 5
1. There shall be for the service corps, a Director - General who shall be appointed by the President, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces
2. The Director-General shall be the Chief Executive and shall be charged with general responsibility for matters affecting the day-to-day running of the service corps
3. The Director-General shall be assisted by Directors at the National Directorate Headquarters and State Co-ordinators at the State Headquarters

SECTION 6
1. There is hereby established for each State, a National Youth Service Corps Governing Board with its office in the Office of the State Governor (in this Decree referred to as "the State Governing Board".

SECTION 7
3.The Governor of a State and the Chairman of the Federal capital Territory, Abuja shall be required to give to the State Governing Board a minimum annual subvention of N500,000 to enable it cater adequately for the welfare needs of corps members deployed to the State and such minimum subvention shall be provided before the commencement of the service year for which it is intended.
4. Every State Governing Board shall be required to provide such other facilities and contribute to the implementation and achievement of the programmes and projects of the service corps in the State including but not limited to land for agriculture, orientation camps and transportation facilities.

NANS ZONE D unequivocally say no to the imposed fee of #4,000 on Youth corp members for call up letter.

The NYSC decree has made enough provisions for their sustenance and day to day operations. Where are the subventions from the 36 state governments?

Sidmach technologies is a gold digger. It has raked in hundred of millions for itself through electronic services for WAEC and JAMB and has never given back to education by improving facilities in any tertiary institution.

The greatest and ever dogged and rugged Nigerian student will not hesitate to visit the NYSC with the mother of protest if it doesn't reverse the #4,000 yoke on the corpers.

NYSC is a call to national service and is meant to be free and must remain free!

Aluta continua Victoria Ascerta


Comrade Jeremiah Olatinwo
University of Lagos
NANS ZONE D P.R.O
08077888285, 08166859917

The Management of the National Youth Service Corps has come out to explain the reason why the Corps has decided to charge prospective corps members N4, 000 for online registration.

According to a statement on YNaija, Brig-General J. B. Olawunmi, the Direcot General of the Corps said it was in a bid to cover the logistics expenses of partnering institutions in the online process.

NYSC recently went into partnership with “SIDMACH Technologies Nigeria Limited”, for the full computerisation of the orientation and mobilisation process..

Do you think this reason is tenable enough. Is the amount too exuberant?

Good morning fellow prospective Batch C'14 corp members how was your night? ?? Sowi it's been a while I have been here, missed u all like Ebola Missed my family despite its outrageous cry in nooks of Lagos.

HAPPY Born day to today's celebrity celebrants, Many merry years ahead. See u all @ 189years teaching ur Grand children how to dance Shoki, Sekem, etighi, alanta, Makosa et al.

I have been so busy monitoring Nans National convention scheduled to hold on the 11th through 14th of Sept, pls pardon my absence, though it won't be total.
Wishing those of us that have problem in filling the form a quick solution.

Akerry abeg help me whatsapp any emergency reports to me, na God I take beg u oooooo.

Going to Delta State today, pls wish me well.

Taiye4christ, Akerry, Nabsprada, titiluvly, and Co miss u like Ebola Arsenal miss Champions league trophy.

***Nans 27th National Convention, Delta 2014 ***

On behalf of the coordinator of the most ideological, Radical, peaceful and Coordinated zone (Zone-d), I wish every Senators, Stakeholders, students across the nation safe journey as they set for the journey to fight for the survival
Of the soul of our noble association.

While we wish every participants of the convention a safe journey, we implore our members to drive carefully, be watchful and be at alert and be of noble conduct like we have always been and known of.

Also this should serve as reminder to members of Our great zone that the meeting slated for 11th of Sept at Delta State University, Asaba Campus is Still very Crucial and will hold as earlier scheduled.
Once again do have a safe trip.

Signed
Adesoji Gabriel. O (ANGELGABBY)
S. S. A MEDIA AND PUBLICITY

***Nans 27th National Convention, Delta 2014 ***

On behalf of the coordinator of the most ideological, Radical, peaceful and Coordinated zone (Zone-d), I wish every Senators, Stakeholders, students across the nation safe journey as they set for the journey to fight for the survival
Of the soul of our noble association.

While we wish every participants of the convention a safe journey, we implore our members to drive carefully, be watchful and be at alert and be of noble conduct like we have always been and known of.

Also this should serve as reminder to members of Our great zone that the meeting slated for 11th of Sept at Delta State University, Asaba Campus is Still very Crucial and will hold as earlier scheduled.
Once again do have a safe trip.

Signed
Adesoji Gabriel. O (ANGELGABBY)
S. S. A MEDIA AND PUBLICITY

***Nans National convention ²0¹⁴***
Ahmadu Jibril is the Only CONFIRMED BONAFIDE Student among the NANS Presidential Candidates and he is also the youngest as he is 27years while others are 38,42,49 et al.
Some of them have left school for the past 17years,Ahmadu Jibril is a Pharmacy student in ABU zaria.

While others are using Pre-degree, Diploma and part-time form to contest, Ahmadu Jibril is using a Bachelor programme student hence he his using is authentic Programme to contest.

Nans Senators over to you, looks before you leap, vote wisely, let's not be influenced with money, Ahmadu Jibril may not have money but his intention to bring Nans Back to Our campuses is a true and genuine course. Let's make it happen together.

Pray, Support and vote Ahmadu Jibril (Jibril) for Nans President...

Operation take our Association back to campuses where it Originally belong
‪#‎BringNansBack2Campus‬

***Meet your contestants ***

According to My earlier request that all Aspirants in the coming Nans National convention should forward there information to me, while majority ignored, Few sent their details and Justice must be done to it.
As time goes on I will bring forward their manifestos but for now we will know their name school and office they are contesting for.

*Office of the National President
1.Name: Comrade Ahmadu Jibril (Jibril)
School :ABU Zaria
Office: President

*Office of the National Vice President

1. Name: Ogunkuade Oluwatosin F. (Jasper)
School : Unilorin Ilorin
Office : V. P (External Affairs)

2.Name: Taiwo Bamigbade (Egalitarian)
School : FUTA, Akure.
Office : V. P (National Affairs)

3.Name: OluwaFemi Williams (Jabulani)
School : FUTA, Akure.
Office : V. P (National affairs)

*Office of the National Financial Secretary

1. Name :Comrade. Muhd M. Lima (Dan Liman)
School :UMYUK Katsina.
Office :National Financial Secretary

*Office Of Public Relations Officer
1. Name: Eniola Opeyemi (Kaakaki)
School : AOCOED, Ijanikin, Lagos.
Office : National P. R. O

2.Name: Olusegun S. Olasunkanmi (S. K)
School: TASUED, Ijebu.
Office : National P. R. O

*Office of Director Of Sports
1 . Name : Oyinloye Oluwasegun A (D-Prince)
School : EKSU Ado-Ekiti.
Office: Director of sports

These are the names of the aspirants we are able to gather, as time goes on I will post their manifestoes for Public perusal and for future use.

Adesoji Gabriel. O
S. S. A MEDIA AND PUBLICITY to Nans Zone-d

sodiqyinka: Do nothing for you can actually do nothing ... On a more serious note, a new directive has bn put in place as per the correction of DOB. You can check nysc.org.ng for more info.

. What is the directive please?

Postcorpershunphobia - fear of remaining jobless many years after NYSC. All Nigerian graduates have this fear

A pretty and wealthy woman was serving life sentence in prison.
Angry and resentful about her plight she had
decided that she would rather die than to live
another year in prison.
Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others,
was to bury those prisoners who died in a graveyard
just outside the prison walls.
When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell,
which was heard by everyone.
The caretaker then
got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he
put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.
Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker;

The next time
the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and
sneak into the dark room where the coffins were
kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead
body while the caretaker was filling out the death
certificate..
When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body.
He would then bury the coffin. The woman having pre-arranged with the caretaker for special vents in the coffin knew there
would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.
She wld also carry along a small flashlight to cope with the darkness beneath until the hour of expected freedom.

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good
friends over the years, and knowing dat he stands to gain a lot from this pretty and wealthy womam, especially when he catches glimpse of the well defined 'V-shape' between her thighs he more than agreed to do it.

The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she
heard the death bell ring.
She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was
beating fast. She opened the door to the darkened
room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the
dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.

Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the
hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with
a thud.
Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of
the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time and she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh...happily feeling free already nd chanting she was free! she was free!
Feeling curious, she decided to light the flashlight to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her.

To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next
to the CARETAKER....her only hope to freedom.

Many people believe they have life all figured
out...dat they ar well connected and can arrange and pre-arrange things to their favour... but sometimes it just doesn't turn out the
way they planned it.
Think of a 'Plan B'!!!

"I don't know what
tomorrow holds, but I know WHO
holds tomorrow."

The Happiest People Don't Have the Best of
Everything,
They Just Make The Best Of What They Have...But at times even the BEST FAILS...
Only one thing never fails...GOD.
May he never fail u... How's ur day going Distinguished Comrades?