₦airaland Forum

DonFreshmoney:
Its definitely HIV... sorry bro. Uve joined the HIV Queue

Not necessarily HIV, it may be candidiasis

Collinsade369:
Let us be careful when we say a news is FAKE NEWS..!
Do you know how big igondo is

Because they didn't get to your street, that one no mean say them no reach other streets for igondo.

You all better get prepared...!
Don't wait for them to get to your street before you buy cutlass..!

Below is a screenshot of the chat I had with my friend staying at igondo this morning..!

Pls is it the igando at Ibeju-Lekki after Onosa?

Kwanza:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/wife-children-of-dead-coronavirus-patient-test-positive-in-katsina/

Governor Aminu Masari

Nairalanders I know we are all in this lockdown together. But please any help inorder to buy food will go a long way for me.
0737359785. Access bank. Olorundare Solomon opeyemi.
Thank u as u help a brother out

Nemere2020:
https://punchng.com/covid-19-imo-bans-easter-church-services/

Pls Nairalanders I am broke and have no food to eat. Any amount will be appreciated.
0737359785. Access bank. Olorundare Solomon opeyemi.
God bless u as u help a brother out...

harizonal123:
Psalm 2: 4

Don't be ignorant, read from verse 1. Be careful pls, The one in heaven is laughing at the kings doing meeting against God.... God bless us all

Princeofnigeria:
stop talking shit, what's your business with his money?

You better have this mindset, that poverty is a sin.

Because of your State of poverty now, you might marry a poor man too.

Stop typing like a baby n one who knows only

JaneMafrodite:
Another buhari caused crime, somebori shld tell dat dull brain fulani man to get ready and keep building prisons cos many pepul including Me will end up der.

Ur village people neva leave u abi. Dem dey do u ni? Which kind nonsense comment. Ur personal text in ur Profile says it all. Mtchewww

deepwater:
Lol

Truth be told, this is a circus race
The people of northern Nigeria know what they want, for sure western education ain't part of it!

The northern leaders know this as well, but they need more money from UN and the World Bank to get to their region only, hence they pretend to be more interested upgrading the face of education in the north.

You think that's not smart, it's a used and certified template. It is fail proof!

For over 2 decades the north have always occupied ELDS in JAMB, thus making them get access to tertiary education with scores as much as the number of teeth in an adults mouth. Successfully they release same educated illustrates into the labour market on quick transit to FG establishment on the shoulders of the almighty quota system. This is the only reason any northerner occupying top position in the civil service (CBN, NNPC, NTA, DPR, NIMASA, FAAN, NPA, et al) MUST have graduated from ABU Zaira or BU Kano.
Chances are slimmer than none to see them attend Unilag,unn,futo and graduate with good results, in the first place they won't meet the admission cut off point

Now I ask, over the years why haven't the ELDS treatment and quota system enable some tangible evidence of growth?

√ Buhari told word bank chief to focus on the north

√ Kaduna governor wants to sack teachers (the school would need qualified teachers and the state can't afford, hence a policy must be developed it attract foreign aids on this)

√ Buhari gave a speech in support of the Kaduna state government move (when did he become Minister of education)

√ wait for the international aids funds for school teachers in northern Nigeria

√ they kept the southern youths busy with scampering over a one thousand Naira per day job called npower

√ the big fish is going to the north sooner than you receive your first month npower SALARY
Connect the dots....

U r too intelligent. Where did u get ur brilliance from? Some people can't reason like this

OboOlora:
They better settle out of court before the hubby gets to know.
I remember way back in Nigeria, my neighbour left his wife and son to go seek greener pasture in America. He overstayed his visa and had to do arrangee wedding so he contacted someone back home to help annul his marriage in Nigeria so he could marry his hispanic GF for papers. The wife found out and without confronting him, she 'moved on'. The guy has been in America for 4years now, no papers. My husband told me the hispanic girl left him when the process was almost completed and he's now back to square one. MORAL OF THE STORY: Distance is never advisable, konji is a bastard!

No offence intended, but pls change ur DP ma'am

Sniper12:
U went to serve God but he could not protect u. Is dat one a worthy god. Rip

Be careful, don't say things that will cos harm to urself. Blasphemous ignorant.....

Ceoflexygist:
The first son of music legend, 2face Idibia, proudly showed off his trumpet playing skills during his step dad, Pastor David Adeoye's church's programme over the weekend.


Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/10/04/photos-2face-idibias-son-nino-shows-off-his-trumpet-playing-skills-at-a-church-event/

OMG, that is a saxophone n not trumpet

mustfaith:
first class Graduate?

and they are OWNING you?

thats corruption!!!

I wonder oooo, instead of OWING. How did he become a first class graduate?

sickstars:
Wat shd i av used wen its obvious

god forbid that u would be unfortunate

Na true ooo

sinaj:
Is it dat he never loved her?


Wot did d poor woman commit to deserve diz



Smh for Wolves in human form

He is indeed a wolf

Queenst be careful it may be infatuation. Just be very careful

khristals:
am sure the woman in green meant to carry a broom!

Warn urself Mr. Man that is mummy Adeboye

Addicted2Women:
I blame the government for the bad road.
People will continue to die if this isn't fixed.

Imagine driving from Las Vegas to California, wetin you go drive to crash your car or possibly kill yourself

its a lie jooor, did the Late Paul Walker and his friend Roger Rodas drive on a bad road. Instead make we dey pray say God go protect us, u dey spill RubbiSh
. Meanwhile, the Oshodi-Apapa road is not bad

Addicted2Women:
I blame the government for the bad road.
People will continue to die if this isn't fixed.

Imagine driving from Las Vegas to California, wetin you go drive to crash your car or possibly kill yourself

its a lie jooor, did the Late Paul Walker and his friend Roger Rodas drive on a bad road. Instead make we dey pray say God go protect us, u dey spill RubbiSh

LARRYDKING:
I was not expecting to see OAU among the first five owing to the rot ravaging the system presently. Her students have shown so much indiscipline over the years all in the name of student unionism. I learnt they also have plan to ruin the Ile Ife coronation slated for tommorow. I'm fast losing the respect I once had for OAU.

be sensible now, if u don't know what's up don't spill rubbish

KashyBaby:
DJ drop the beat!!! Yo...yo...Here we go... Her pvsssy good..my d1ck is gold I'm in ur Hood, I proly fvck ur hoe This b1tch is nasty,I need my nuts licked! These b1tches know I got that deep in ur gut, d1ck...


Break it down!

may God forgive u in Jesus name

stupidity:
OP abeg how much is her price for 2hrs gonking?
Meself want to meet her.

. U r really stupid just as ur name depicts

Owliver:
did you guys fhurk?

cos thats the main tin

. Why did u ask such a nonsensical question

sotall:
seriouly...these malians are not under 17 ooooo

. U r very right oooo

War in OAU as PG students and Undergraduates fight over U17 final
There is a protest going on right now in OAU as the undergraduate students quarell with the PG over the refusal of the PG students to allow the undergraduates watch the match in the hostel of the PG as the DSTV isn't showing it, the Startimes in the PG is the only rightful cable to show it

JanethEze:
You would like it if a teacher beats ur child?

. Would u like it if a teacher beats ur child? n not the way u have made the expression?

JanethEze:
If my child does something bad, let the teacher tell me; the parent, and i will deal with him/her myself. Do you know how many children have died in the hands of teachers in Nigeria? CORPORATE punishment needs to end, many lives have been lost because of that

. Its is CORPORAL punishment

kettykin:
So a 42 year old man is now the prime minister and head of government of one of the biggest economies in the world while some fraudsters with their change gimmicks has fooled Nigerians into electing a 70 year old ex military personnel to be their president.

sorry man, he would be most probably a 44year old and not 42

Lilimax:
Eeeyah!
Whatever circumstances that led to her dead may be hidden from men but God knows.
May she rest in peace.
Amen

madam it is DEATH not DEAD

INTROVERT:
ha... I never knew you were this intelligent o intelligent copy copy.. falcon01 supports my initial answer

na wa ooooo for this guy

INTROVERT:
Venus spins backwards compared to most of the other planets. It spins or rotates in the opposite direction that Earth rotates. This means that on Venus the Sun rises in the west and sets in the east. On Earth the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west.


BE EDUCATED OKAY...

don't mind him jawe, he's dumb