simdam500:
let do these together




Peter and John are related. But Peter's Father is John's Father's Only Son, Who is Peter to John?

simdam500:
In a hotel, a man was sleeping when he heard a knock on the door. He shifted the blanket and stepped down from the bed. He waked to the door and opened it to find a stranger standing outside.
Upon opening the gate, that stranger said, "Pardon me, I must have made a mistake. I thought this was my room."
The stranger then walked the corridor and climbed down the stairs. The man closed the door and immediately called the security. He asked them to arrest that stranger immediately.
Why did he asked them to arrest that stranger? What made him suspicious?

prettydiva89:

get your brain,she isn't a Nigerian read before you comment

prettydiva89:

get your brain,she isn't a Nigerian read before you comment

prettydiva89:

yea may God protect you,but for now don't come to Nigeria,apart from this ritual stuff,there is election

Homguy:
lmao. funny pics you got there.

skywalker888:
Yesterday evening when I was returning from a church service a tall fair guy approached me, he looked confident and relaxed, he was a smooth talker and didn't stammer to say any word he said the usually things and after telling me his name he inquired mine I told him he said I had a beautiful name and all that I was starting to like him until he asked for my no. I gave him he didn't stop there he asked if I was on 2go, I was like who tha hell uses 2go this days(in my mind) then he brought out an s5 from his pocket logged in his 2go and inquire my user name,
I smiled and told him that all his mate are using bbm and he's still on 2go? After then he felt embarrassed and speechless. I had to excuse my self and left him.
The funniest thing is that he never called

listenersky:
Igbo parents ask for heaven and earth just to marry their daughters.they recently gave a friend of mine a list that contains so many things and all the school fees they paid for his. Ibo girlfriend from primary school up to the post graduate level.The guy has been really depressed since he saw that list.

I already gave him an advice that the best way to marry an Igbo girl is to just pump some sper.m into her and impregnate her wether with or without her concent.My friend is working towards that now.

ayztech:


lol@ ur message to ur babies...you'll get a good dad for them.

ak4God:
No big deal.Its better to marry a 16yr old virgin than overused 18yr old girl.Moreover Kanu married a 16yr old girl and they are living happily.Age is just a number.

hotgunz:
today s 4th it was yesterday she told us....