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RomanceRe: "No Bra In Here" Beautiful Lady Celebrates Her Birthday In A Club In Style (phot by somehow: 5:58pm On Feb 07, 2019
Like pawpaw like chest.

By their posture, ye shall know their prowess in the bederumu
PoliticsRe: Borno Idps Protest Shortage Of Food In Camps(video,photos) by somehow: 5:55pm On Feb 07, 2019
IDP staff stealing una food.

BTW, some of these people no go gree go back house o. Free food every day for years!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Campaigns In Daura, Katsina. See How He Was Welcomed by somehow: 5:52pm On Feb 07, 2019
Just 9 days to go.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is An Enemy Of Ndigbo. By Ugonna Utulor by somehow: 5:29pm On Feb 07, 2019
Until Buhari wins, he will become their hero again. Watch and see!
sureheaven:
From hero to enemy, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


You won't kill me with laughter.. grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is An Enemy Of Ndigbo. By Ugonna Utulor by somehow: 5:29pm On Feb 07, 2019
Sense indeed. They simply chose a rich Fulani man over their own son.

Assuming Buhari was rich and ready to dash them money, they would have gone for him instead.
Newznow:
This people are beginning to have sense grin grin grin
Chai I for scam them Again grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Presidential Poll: SDP Adopts Buhari As Candidate by somehow: 4:56pm On Feb 07, 2019
And met GEJ too or you didn't know?
SpearHead:
No be this party wey get 2 presidential candidates?
Confusion is their second name.
Very soon, we'll hear that it's the Omisore faction of the SDP that adopted this dementiari man. They'll lose together....
PoliticsRe: Why The APC Is Failing In Kwara by somehow: 4:29pm On Feb 07, 2019
I was thinking he had something reasonable to write, never knew he was on to lick Saraki's foot.
PoliticsRe: Lagos APC Campaign Rally: 18 Roads Will Be Restricted For Movement On Saturday by somehow: 4:04pm On Feb 07, 2019
Which road come remain na?
PoliticsRe: CUPP Alleges Plan To Frame Up Atiku, Saraki, Melaye by somehow: 2:27pm On Feb 07, 2019
Is CUPP a branch of PDP or what?
RomanceRe: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by somehow: 1:34pm On Feb 07, 2019
Even if she dryhump as long as it's still intact (her anus too), then she can be trusted with self control.
gentlechyke:
Even at that. Ever heard of dry-hump undecided
PoliticsRe: 9837 Dump PDP In Nsit Ubium LGA As Paramount Ruler Of Etinan Joins Next Level by somehow: 1:30pm On Feb 07, 2019
So they should use government money to build palace?
doctokwus:
So this so called Paramount ruler all the 8 years Akpabio was governor and his son chairman of the party,could not get a befitting palace but is still using the "parlor"of his bungalow with it's old ceiling as his palace?
Paramount ruler indeed.
RomanceRe: Share You Experience Using VEGA 100 For Sex by somehow: 1:23pm On Feb 07, 2019
Except you are doing it with your wife, why do you want to kill yourself over random girls?
PoliticsRe: Video:Massive Crowd At APC Presidential Rally In Taraba by somehow: 12:22pm On Feb 07, 2019
Lies! Check 2007, 2011 and 2015 results
KVC1970:
APC wailers should understand that since 1999 Taraba has been PDP.
It does not mean APC have no members in thousands, but the question is can they deliver any of there candidates.
The answer is CAPITAL NO.
Even in Kastina today you will see full house for PDP because we controlled that state since 1999.
PoliticsRe: Video:Massive Crowd At APC Presidential Rally In Taraba by somehow: 12:20pm On Feb 07, 2019
We're waiting
id911:

You guys are funny I swear... Taraba? If Buhari gets 25% here, call me bastard
BusinessRe: CBN Warns Public Against Fake Entrepreneurship Development Institutions by somehow: 12:02pm On Feb 07, 2019
Example?
Viking007:
When even the govt keeps churning out fake empowerment/entrepreneurship schemes every day what do you expect? undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: Yahya Usman Ahmad Constructs Airplane Model With Local Materials. Photos by somehow: 11:50am On Feb 07, 2019
All the books you have read, please what have you created? Even matchbox?
Oblongata:
I don't get it!

Is the plane functional? Can it fly? is it qualified to be in the airspace?

Something any welder can do... The boy should have channelled his energy into reading books, going to the University and achieve a feat there, then just maybe he might become an aeronautical engineer one day...

Let us stop celebrating mediocrity jare!
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Who Started The Lagos - Ibadan Railway Project? by somehow: 11:17am On Feb 07, 2019
If the physical construction starts during this dispensation which has already started, then Buhari did (Not Ameachi) or was Jonathan the minister of transport?
izzou:
So if the PH rail is constructed in 2027 , by let's say another party, will it be wrong to say Amaechi started it?
RomanceRe: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by somehow: 11:14am On Feb 07, 2019
Except that of a confirmed virgin
gentlechyke:
A lady I so loved got engaged and still prophesing love up n down. Never knew her hubby to-be went to collect list when she told me she was going to see her elder brother in the village. The guy (fiance) somehow figured out she was seeing someone else after engagement and he once traveled through the night to catch me in her place...but I was unavoidably absent. Her lodge mates told me. As a smart guy, i continued drilling the oil well till I found a new babe n when she knew about us and called me over for official breakup, I answered the court like Nnamdi kanu grin. Went in n twisted her plot to her submission nd confession. To even think of the lies she told me about the spouse that time, fear still dey catch me. Out of sight, the pussy ain't yours bruv.
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Who Started The Lagos - Ibadan Railway Project? by somehow: 7:34am On Feb 07, 2019
Tinubu and Fashola are in the same party, not same with Jonathan and Buhari. Buhari could have also cancelled the MOU just as Yaradua (same party with OBJ) did with the MOU signed by OBJ.



But here you have it

https://www.chronicle.ng/2017/03/22/nigeria-awards-1-79bn-railway-contract-ccecc/
https://thewhistler.ng/amaechi-china-sign-mou-for-construction-of-lagos-ibadan-calabar-ph-rail/
izzou:
If you can show me where Buhari re-initiated the project again, or re-signed a new contract with CCECC, I'll have no choice than to apologize and accept my mistake

As long as he continued with what was signed in 2012, it was Jonathan that started it

The same way we attribute BRT as Tinubu's plan even though it never existed since 2003
PoliticsRe: 4,000 Of Ariaria Shops Now Enjoy Constant Electricity. by somehow: 7:28am On Feb 07, 2019
He's not the one ruling, yet outperforming his precedessors? I prefer it like that.
OhiOfIhima:
That man is never the one ruling the helm of the country affair.. It very obvious.
HealthRe: Memes Every Pregnant Woman Can Relate With by somehow: 7:25am On Feb 07, 2019
My question remains valid.

Some give birth to multiple children at once self. It's the make up of the female specie to get pregnant and give birth!
missyblissy:
Am speechless!!!! Really?
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Who Started The Lagos - Ibadan Railway Project? by somehow: 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2019
Signed and started 2 different things.

He signed but didn't pay!
tempest01:
you are trying to say the newspapers manufactured news, before an event happened?
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Who Started The Lagos - Ibadan Railway Project? by somehow: 7:05pm On Feb 06, 2019
Just as Obj signed it in 2005?

All it takes to take credit in Nigeria is to sign a contract even if you don't even do 0.0001% of the actual project?

izzou:
Not justifying incompetency, but for a project to START, it has to be SIGNED first
Christianity EtcRe: Pre Marital Sex Or Masturbation? by somehow: 6:18pm On Feb 06, 2019
I will make my own findings
paxonel:
John 8:41 Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.

This means, children of several fathers but from one woman(woman who is married to two or more men) were children born of fornication.(children produced from a union called fornication)

Now, how do we know that the several fathers of these children sleeping with this one woman to produce these children are related(that is,they could be brothers or one is father and the other man is his son)?

Read this :

1 Corinthians 5:1 It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife.

So, fornication is a man sleeping with his fathers wife or two brothers having one woman to bear children (In summary, a woman cheating her husband with his close related person)
PoliticsRe: 4,000 Of Ariaria Shops Now Enjoy Constant Electricity. by somehow: 5:29pm On Feb 06, 2019
Not yet o. Until he finishes outstanding projects oh. If not, PDP go scatter them.
OhiOfIhima:
Electricity is the major boost of any business to survive. A very welcome development still Buba is Old enough to retire home n continue looking after his grandchildren and his cattle ranch..


Let say No to Dementia!
PoliticsRe: 'How FG Aided Nnamdi Kanu’s Escape' - George Chukwu, Canada-Based Journalist by somehow: 5:28pm On Feb 06, 2019
People escape everywhere in the world

Alams escaped from the UK
Ojukwu from Nigeria
Etc

So not a biggie that he was able to escape.[quote author=Mkpakala post=75477811][/quote]
PoliticsRe: 'How FG Aided Nnamdi Kanu’s Escape' - George Chukwu, Canada-Based Journalist by somehow: 4:42pm On Feb 06, 2019
When he was insulting and dragging Buhari in the mud, he wasn't working for the FG then, but now that he's shifted attention to the other Fulani/cameroonian which happens to be some of una Lord and savior, he's now working for the FG?


Your sense big well well.
Mkpakala:
You are not far from the truth. I have always known it is 'nearly' impossible for him to escape given the circumstances surrounding the siege. Another question was Kanu passports were confiscated by the court how was he able to escape the shores of Nigeria when all security and border patrol agencies were notified?

There is truth if not all in this write-up.
PoliticsRe: Cross River Governor Presents N1.043 Trillion Budget Estimates For 2019 by somehow: 4:38pm On Feb 06, 2019
This man get issues.

How many people dey that state?
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Don't Vote Candidate With No Knowledge Of Business Or Economy by somehow: 4:31pm On Feb 06, 2019
Just say "don't vote for a candidate that doesn't allow stealing since tithe don drop".


We know una well we'll.
HealthRe: Memes Every Pregnant Woman Can Relate With by somehow: 4:28pm On Feb 06, 2019
But female animals give birth all the time without medical aids.
missyblissy:
Coming from a man, am so disappointed lipsrsealed i pray you dont have a wife that grtd pregnant with many issues such as bed rest, morning sickness, cant take smell around and eat specific foods. If you do. You will come backe here and apologise.
PropertiesRe: Brand New 3 Bedroom Flat For Rent At Gbagada phase 1 by somehow: 1:00pm On Feb 06, 2019
Do you have any 2bdr that is affordable for a new couple within areas one can get a direct bus to the island from? Oshodi, Airport area, Maryland, palm avenue etc?

Should be a bit less noisy.
Christianity EtcRe: Pre Marital Sex Or Masturbation? by somehow: 12:33pm On Feb 06, 2019
Now this one make me laugh.

Oya show me where fornication is said to be what you typed.
paxonel:
absolutely wrong definition!
This is what we were thought in church while we were growing up as christians but we have seen now that it is a wrong definition.

Fornication is the bible means sex with a close relation. That is, father inlaw having sex with a daughter inlaw or woman having sex with her husbands son from another woman. It is worst than adultery.

Adultery is simply cheating on your spouse(wedded or not).

I can show you this in the scripture

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