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PhonesRe: Lady Wants Who Will Buy Iphone 7 For Her by somehowpenis(m): 10:00am On Sep 12, 2016
Who is this dollyjoy and what has she done to deserve hell on earth?

Is she beautiful or ugly?
PhonesRe: Another Note 7 Explosion Hits New York And Samsung Shares Drops by somehowpenis(op): 9:12am On Sep 12, 2016
But obviously looking at this , Nigeria would be the dumping ground for the ones not recalled and most definitely explosions would occur, so i would hang less with folks using the note 7 . Life safety.
PhonesAnother Note 7 Explosion Hits New York And Samsung Shares Drops by somehowpenis(op):
A 6-year-old Brooklyn boy was watching videos on a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Saturday evening when it burst into flames as he was holding it. The young boy's grandmother, Linda Lewis, told the New York Post that the resulting fire was enough to set off alarms in her house, and her grandson was taken to Downstate Medical Center to treat burns on his body but was later released.

Lewis told the Post, "he doesn't want to see or go near any phones. He's been crying to his mother."

Lewis says the family has been in contact with Samsung but declined further comment.

Late last week the phone maker advised all Note 7 owners to return their handsets under the official recall program, working with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

Note 7

If you are holding on to your Note 7 after Samsung advised you to power it off and return it, this is the risk you're taking. The folks saying "it probably won't happen to me" — including popular media personalities, are right. It probably won't. I'm sure Ms. Lewis didn't think it would happen to her grandchild, either.

Return your Note 7 under the recall. Nobody wants to see this type of story.

We wish the young man and his family the best and hope for a speedy recovery and resolution.


Samsung shares Fall most in 4 years over Note 7 recall


http://m.androidcentral.com/galaxy-note-7-explodes-new-york-injures-6-year-old-boy?utm_content=buffera0c34&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffers

GamingRe: Top Rated Players And Teams In FIFA 17 by somehowpenis(m): 9:42pm On Sep 11, 2016
Silly ratings. It's glaring that messi is number 1. And how can neymar come before suarez?
PhonesRe: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by somehowpenis(m): 9:14pm On Sep 11, 2016
Lolaabokoku:
Waiting patiently.... When its 20k lemme knw,,, where's blackberry todayhuh Vanity upon vanity!!
its 15k here. Earth 4
TV/MoviesRe: Queen Of South Discussion (no Spoilers) by somehowpenis(m): 8:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
TyrantInAsoRock:
Lemme try give the summary


Queen of the South is about a lady called Teresa Mendez she works for a money changer (or something like that) an incident happen and she was save by a drug smuggler working for a drug Lord called epifiano

They later start dating., epifiano later had him and 1 other Calle Chino killed for running another drug biz behind him


Teresa, brenda,aldofo(Chino's wife nd child) both escaped assassination, Teresa met with epifiano unknown to her, epifiano tired to kill her she escape with a book that contains vital info about epifiano biz


Camila vargas (epifiano wife) also run drug in Texas her men keep Teresa up before then she has hid the book somewhere.camila took her in and she works for her with assurance that epifiano won't be able to touch her


As she is working for Camila she's also planning on how to escape with brenda and adolfo
thanks , you tried..
EducationRe: I Need To Withdraw, My WAEC Is Gotten Via Cheating- 300L Student Write Unilorin by somehowpenis(m): 8:07pm On Sep 11, 2016
Wasn't this on the front page before? And OP make up your mind , is it a HE or a SHE?
TV/MoviesRe: Queen Of South Discussion (no Spoilers) by somehowpenis(m): 7:30pm On Sep 11, 2016
You guys should post a review of the movie, storyline, plot
RomanceRe: Confusing Question by somehowpenis(op): 6:26pm On Sep 11, 2016
shocked man/Woman
RomanceRe: Confusing Question by somehowpenis(op): 6:13pm On Sep 11, 2016
DeLioncourt:
The thing sef dey confuse me. Be like say Na to open transgender prison.
honestly very confusing.
RomanceConfusing Question by somehowpenis(op): 6:06pm On Sep 11, 2016
I was watching this tv show, Orange is the new black..


So does it mean when a male transgender is sentenced to prison, he/she will be put inside a female prison instead of a male prison?
PhonesRe: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by somehowpenis(m): 5:45pm On Sep 11, 2016
Apple is simply the tecnology to own, never dissapoints it's users.
FamilyRe: Husband Beats Wife For "Buhari Is Working" Comment (Photos) by somehowpenis(m): 9:39am On Sep 06, 2016
Seun Osewa why i posts breaking no rules being hidden on this thread? Go through it to see.
FamilyRe: Husband Beats Wife For "Buhari Is Working" Comment (Photos) by somehowpenis(m): 9:28am On Sep 06, 2016
She is lucky it wasn't me!
FamilyRe: Husband Beats Wife For "Buhari Is Working" Comment (Photos) by somehowpenis(m): 9:26am On Sep 06, 2016
Progressive01:
Can someone tell me the difference between Mark NsukkaBaggers and terrorists who slit people's throats at the slightest provocation??!!

How could ANY NORMAL HUMAN BEING support unwarranted cruelty like this?? A man brutalised a woman leaving her in this state simply because she said "Buhari is working[/b] and they fall over themselves heaping praises on him!!

Do these people have mothers at all?? What manner of hatred is this?? Tufiakwa!!

Seun, nairaland shouldn't be seen promoting or applauding acts of savagery against women if it can't tolerate same against animals. Those comments up there should be taken down asap.

Cc: Mynd44.
mtcheew.. Bark, bark, whoof, whoof, .. undecided
RomanceRe: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by somehowpenis(m): 9:22am On Sep 06, 2016
MzErica:
I smell lie. In your post
lies cannot be smelt, they have no scents angry
RomanceRe: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by somehowpenis(m): 9:19am On Sep 06, 2016
MzErica:
Share your sexcapade mister smiley
last night came home, put her on the kitchen sink and banged her brains out. #true story
RomanceRe: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by somehowpenis(m): 9:13am On Sep 06, 2016
Black mamba!
PhonesRe: Samsung Is So Far Gone!!! Can Apple Catch Up?? by somehowpenis(m): 8:49am On Sep 06, 2016
A , B , C
PhonesRe: Samsung Is So Far Gone!!! Can Apple Catch Up?? by somehowpenis(m): 8:48am On Sep 06, 2016
U V W X
PhonesRe: Samsung Is So Far Gone!!! Can Apple Catch Up?? by somehowpenis(m): 8:47am On Sep 06, 2016
Q R S T
PhonesRe: Samsung Is So Far Gone!!! Can Apple Catch Up?? by somehowpenis(m): 8:47am On Sep 06, 2016
M,N,O,P
PhonesRe: Samsung Is So Far Gone!!! Can Apple Catch Up?? by somehowpenis(m): 8:21am On Sep 06, 2016
K.

A , B , C , D
PhonesRe: Airtel Introduces N200 For 20GB Data Bundle And More by somehowpenis(m): 10:47pm On Sep 05, 2016
Airtel have stopped it and slashed the data down to 200mb for 200, and for those who have the 20gb already it has already been slashed to 1.5gb..
GamingRe: Pes Lovers Oya Enter. . . by somehowpenis(m): 3:12pm On Sep 05, 2016
lonics:
@somehowpenis,with due respect,never compare the pes patch with fifa patches(moddingway). Am a fan of both pes and fifa patches.
i am not a fan of both, i own both.. And pes's is much more better..
PhonesRe: Airtel Introduces N200 For 20GB Data Bundle And More by somehowpenis(m): 4:03pm On Sep 04, 2016
It works, the plan is a legitimate ine but only works for Facebook, whatsapp alone, so far the psi phon doesn't work.. Heads up
PhonesRe: Is Buying And Using Iphone In Nigeria A Waste Of Fund Or Wise Venture? by somehowpenis(m): 9:06am On Sep 04, 2016
Bossmd:
Thick heads will never learn and that is your basic undoing. You do not understand the rudiments involved in phone performance. You believe in RAM algorithms and processor clock speeds. You buy a phone based on the advertised capacities. You do not compare Android to iOS in any contest. Whether your wife uses iPhone 10 or you use Note 15 is your prerogative, not my bizness. The aim of this thread is to educate people that came with their pen and paper and obviously you came late so shift!

Why will a bloke just believe that buying an iPhone makes you ostentatious, when did buying a phone that pleases you become a sign of luxury? Nobody says only rich people buy iPhones, even the latest Samsu g flagships are more expensive than the iPhone. But your friend went ahead to say using iPhone is a sign of show off, what do you call that? When you feel everyone using an iPhone around you is trying to oppress you. Did you even read his posts before making your clandestine remarks? People need to get Alice and rid themselves of such spirits of low self esteem. We all go to the stores to buy phones that please us. I do not even use an iPhone if you must know, I prefer the iPad and that's why I got myself the fastest of the series. Some people are brain dead when it comes to rational thinking and that is purely unfortunate.
They call us Isheeps but you forget that they are androids already programmed to run at a static and slower speed, so ignore them.. Allow them feel those using an iphone are out to oppress them, its more of a good than a bad thing.. You forget it is an online forum where anyone can even claim to be zuckerberg immediate direct cousin... grin cool
PhonesRe: Is Buying And Using Iphone In Nigeria A Waste Of Fund Or Wise Venture? by somehowpenis(m): 8:19am On Sep 04, 2016
Bossmd:
This is an abysmal display of idiocy. You have been caged!!! I feel sorry for you.

So in your deluded mind all American citizens buy phones on contract? The iPhone is not meant for Nigeria but the Galaxy Note 7 of around 430k is right? You have an appalling hate and disdain for iPhone, your mind is already eroded with poverty and you will go to any length to kidnap any successful person around you because you hate success. You belong to the same class of people that see the iPhone as a god-phone so how can I help you now? You come here to type without any reasoning at all. All your arguments were dead on arrival and I could easily knock you out without breaking a sweat. You should know better than to trade words with me because naturally I'm a slayer! That is actually not the point, I would have loved to educate you but you are too jumpy, you know nothing yet you are obtrusively boisterous. I weep at your ignorance, so Pokémon go is meant for only iOS right? Oh yes, Pokémon go is the only game available in the AppStore, and yes all Americans must play Pokémon go as a condition to use the iPhone.....You seem to think everyone has a wretched mind like you that is why you will say data is not affordable in Nigeria. I am on an unlimited data plan so I enjoy my iDevice to the fullest and I expect anyone trying to purchase such device to know that it is data hungry. No matter how you try not everyone will buy the Tecno or Infinix phones, not everyone will buy the Samsung, likewise not everyone will buy the iPhone. Your reasoning is so low and you think you can speak for every of the 150 million Nigerians. Quit the show of folly and grab a seat to learn bro. Believe me, you know nada. You are obscured and trapped in ignorance, people like you have low self esteem and suffer from a high level of inferiority complex and your post has vindicated me.

Just yesterday I streamed a 2hr movie from beginning to the end with absolutely no lagging at all, like I said you are only limited by what you know, you are still tied to your past and you have refused to grow with time and realise that we have 4G LTE networks in Nigeria already. It is purely a matter of affordability. No one is forcing you to use an iPhone so why are you hyperventilating just to make a pointless argument. Hit the market and pick the phone of your choice, who gives a rats ass what you think, you don't even exist in the world of forward thinkers because you are so fvcking backward! Easier to download paid apps my foot.....what is the limiting factor for downloads? Does the Internet differentiate paid apps from freewares. Guy go back and equip yourself the more then come back and face me. You know you already self destruct with all this your fallacious brouhaha. You are just a noise maker and an angry wretch. Don't bite me Niggār, bite your government. I ain't gat nothing to do with this shïït.

Top celebrities in Hollywood endorse the iPhone, so who are you to call it a shiitty device. The most celebrated OAPs in America love the iPhone, the top musicians in the US use the iPhone, so who cares what Nigerian artistes think anyway. The Opulent and high net worth individuals around the world even go a step further to customise the iPhone and add an extra layer of luxury by adding external finishes to it like gold plating or diamond encrusting. A gold plated iPhone 6 with Swarovski or VS1 diamond crystals will cost upwards of $7,000, that is beyond you!!! Some people will ONLY buy the iPhone with those peripherals embedded.

To watch series you'd have to get an Android? Which planet are you from? Most TV sitcoms are available on the go with your iPhone and I just told you that yesterday I downloaded the entire Narcos season. Somehowpee watches the entire GOT series with his iPhone, Netflix is everywhere already, Showbox is your friend bro, who cares about HBO! You are one of those individuals who think the iPhone cannot exist without iTunes sync but meTellyu bro, hell NO!!! You obviously have not been following this thread, you just jumped into the argument from nowhere like a junkie that is high on morphine. Get a sit, sit calmly and learn and stop barking around like a starved Rottweiler!!!

I'm out onto the next one!
Chisos shocked grin. Killer punch

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TV/MoviesRe: The Marvel Super Hero's.... THE FLASH by somehowpenis(m): 11:43pm On Sep 03, 2016
Harrison wells isn't a speedster, Eaobard twayne killed harrison wells and took his form.. Eaobard is the reverse flash.


Black racer is believed to be black flash.


Barry allen didn't outrun death, it was only wally west who did and he was aided twice.. The first time the blackflash almost caught up with him, but his girlfriend linda got in the way and the black flash claimed her instead.

The second time

It later returned to try and take Wally again, freezing time except for those who possessed a connection to the Speed Force. Max Mercury, Jay Garrick, and Jesse Quick broke out from the speed force where they were all put by the black flash and all attempted to assist Wally by distracting the Black Flash; Wally finally defeated the Black Flash by racing it to the end of time, to a point where Death would have no meaning, causing it to dissipate. The black flash still came back to life again.
PhonesRe: Is Buying And Using Iphone In Nigeria A Waste Of Fund Or Wise Venture? by somehowpenis(m): 10:18pm On Sep 03, 2016
Bossmd:
Me sef surprise as him talk say him buy infinix grin.
Maybe one of his younger brothers in the University just advised him that "Bros stop wasting money on all these expensive phones, the same thing Samsung can do, Infinix can do and Infinix is cheaper." grin

But I'm happy my brother has tasted both worlds and seen that "Adidas" is different from "Addidas" grin grin
lol.. I use to own a tecno n7 like 4 years back, it was an expirience I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy sadshocked

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