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PhonesRe: Give Us The Reason Why U Not Buying Iphone 7 by somehowpenis(m): 11:11pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bossmd:
If you want the Jet black iphone 7 you should get ready to spill about 600-700k in naira!!! grin
stop buying from 3rd parties, buy from apple directly.. I am doing so .. 3rd parties will always hike their prices!
PhonesRe: Give Us The Reason Why U Not Buying Iphone 7 by somehowpenis(m): 11:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
Teedeechian:
other iPhone users can update their os, apart from iPhone 6 and 6s users, it's currently bricking their devices, even T-Mobile has warned it's subscribes not to update to iOS 10.
issue got fixed at exactly that day (sep 13).. get your facts right.
PhonesRe: Give Us The Reason Why U Not Buying Iphone 7 by somehowpenis(m): 11:08pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bossmd:
See as your battery low......iphone and this poor battery sha grin


This one fine pass apple own oooh.....Bros can you buy dat Apple air-trash $160?
of course I ain't buying it, would be buying the iphone 7 though hopefully by October...my battery was low because that screenshot wasn't from me lol, from a friend .. battery has never been my issue on my phone... i look forward to the day it ever will ..


i much rather would buy a beats audio headset... #


And the ios 10 is splendid, dunno how to put it, everything got easy, takes like 2 to 3days of getting used to..

Yes I got the pes2017 on pc..

No crack yet , I bought from steam...
PhonesRe: Give Us The Reason Why U Not Buying Iphone 7 by somehowpenis(m): 9:37am On Sep 16, 2016
They said it was a deadly decision by Apple, but its always a known fact that the top dogs always got haters..AIRBUDS #copiedalready

PhonesRe: Give Us The Reason Why U Not Buying Iphone 7 by somehowpenis(m): 9:34am On Sep 16, 2016
Bossmd:
I just set it up normally with my normal Nigerian Apple ID.....Yes it works flawlessly in Nigeria, I use it to chat with other iFriends with no issues. What's ur Apple ID or email let me buzz u.

Sorry for the delayed response, na Antispam just dey ban person anyhow grin
i already set it up that day lol.. thanks alot bro.. it gave me issues after upgrading to ios 10, found out it was my carrier acting up, but working very perfectly now..

Pes 2017 is out officially got it...

GamingRe: Top Rated Players And Teams In FIFA 17 by somehowpenis(m): 10:30pm On Sep 15, 2016
zzzzy:
Pes got the ratings right
now this right here is a true rating!
WebmastersRe: 4 Compulsory Things Bloggers Don't Take Serious - Techinfo by somehowpenis(m): 7:14am On Sep 15, 2016
Why don't you guys leave this blogging stuff and do much more better things.
PoliticsRe: See What This Guy Said About Buhari That Could Land Him In Jail by somehowpenis(m): 6:52am On Sep 15, 2016
More than half of the populace share same view
RomanceRe: When A Player Fall In Love(only Playees Will Understand This)-pictures by somehowpenis(m): 6:49am On Sep 15, 2016
Nonsense.
RomanceRe: I Know Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, But Let Me Cry In G-Wagon - ABSU Aspirant by somehowpenis(m): 10:56pm On Sep 14, 2016
I don't understand this joke or what? She said it's true that money can't buy happiness but she rather cry in a G wagon.. I understand it as she saying she rather cry being rich than be Imaginary Happy being poor.. i think the OP doesn't comprehend the quote or something.
PhonesRe: Give Us The Reason Why U Not Buying Iphone 7 by somehowpenis(m): 10:31pm On Sep 14, 2016
Bossmd:
The turn off on iPhones is their poor battery performance. A babe was venting here the other day about how bad her battery was. I really felt her pains and saw the truth in her anger. Greenhulk has a battery case to augment his iPPhone. It is ridiculous to buy these expensive phones and still battle with bad battery. That is a leaf cut edge with the S7 edge. It is currently killing all other smartphones with better battery performance that is clocked at 27 hours at average usage!
need your lil time bro, how did you set up your iMessage? What location did you use on your apple id , is Nigeria supported for it? and is yours working? Need slight help on this!

Greenhulk, bossmd
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Compares Linda Ikeji And Dora Akunyili by somehowpenis(m): 9:39am On Sep 13, 2016
VictorRomanov:
Then u re wrong. u re making ur statement cos of ur own sense of right and wrong. U presume that one is shallow while the other is not. But the truth is both women took those pictures to showoff what they think is their success. merging both pictures shows u that success means different things to different people.
i swear you get sense!
PhonesRe: Give Us The Reason Why U Not Buying Iphone 7 by somehowpenis(m): 8:47am On Sep 13, 2016
Anybody who doesn't buy the iphone 7 and still sticks around to throw insults to it at any given time , simply can't afford it.. And is coming up with a consoling reason for him or herself..
RomanceRe: Biggest Scam Of The Season by somehowpenis(op):
Very serious cry cry angry
RomanceRe: Biggest Scam Of The Season by somehowpenis(op): 8:17am On Sep 13, 2016
More pic

RomanceBiggest Scam Of The Season by somehowpenis(op): 8:16am On Sep 13, 2016
I was on Instagram, jejely instagraming on my own, then came across this very beautiful girl's profile, started going through her pictures and was stunned.. But guess what cry cry















I started seeing small signs that she used to be a Man, i sha no believe, until i saw her pic of when she was a man. Blood of Elijah. I zoomed out of her/his profile and never looked back..







I was just wondering, if she/he never tells you she once was a guy, you would hardly know you are dating or tripping for a guy like yourself and i can only but imagine what this world would look like in 50 years, one would not even be sure again who the real male and females are.

FamilyRe: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by somehowpenis(m): 1:31am On Sep 13, 2016
davtosh:
Reading this your ordeal is making me boil inside as if Na me the thing happened to. I have never beaten a woman except during childhood clashes and it was twice as a teenager.

The very first day I raised my hand to slap my wife when she was nagging cursing and abusing,I brought it down not hitting her with it and walked away, no spitting though but I felt like really beating her, guess what? it was two or three weeks into our marriage and it would have been a great shame not in the neighbourhood alone but in our church too, plenty gbeboruns in the church.

Women sometimes are like necessary problems. without them your life feels like empty and when they are around they are a pain in the ass.

With all you have said that woman doesn't seem like someone that can change easily, any of these three things can do it and that is

immediate reaction with hot slap not after you have come on Nairaland and You'ld go back and slap her No. When next she spits on you on the spot immediately Gbosa! if she wants to faint let her faint by the time she wakes up the devil in her must have left. Only snakes spits and snakes represent the devil.
And besides as an African spitting on someone represents poverty. many of these things have spiritual meaning.

I'm sorry I sound funny grin but it's no joke!

The second solution is trick her into deliverance service and hand her over to the pastor for deliverance. I know you must be a Christian and that's why she has the efontry to spit on you, A Muslim woman that does that should expect one if not two other women coming right in her home coming to share her husband with her legally.

The last one is give her a serbatical leave of six months or one year to Naija. let her go back to her family to go and collect the remaining training they forgot to give her. by the time she finished the holiday she must have learnt lesson and it must be done now that Buhari is yet to get it right with the economy. She go hear weeen.

I pray she comes back to her senses soon and if not, use any of the three wonderful advices grin and thank me later.

I used the third one to tame mine

I know some wont like it but...
what if she is sent on six month break and awon boys easily get her and starts swinging her like no man business? The mind should simply be made up that she is going finally! Alot can happen under 6 months, the Op might even fall inlove with another woman same as the wife...
FamilyRe: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by somehowpenis(m): 1:27am On Sep 13, 2016
Send her away, life is to short to live a miserable one. Now that she has no kids , peacefully and quietly send her home to her people.. You still have an okay time to meet the love of your life, don't be blinded by lust to make a mistake of forgiving her, she will gang up on you one day with your kids to beat you if you don't act now... Have a long talk with her that you are sending her home though, her reaction will most certainly determine your next step.
RomanceRe: Chinese Man Buys 99 iPhone 6s To Propose To Girlfriend & Was Rejected by somehowpenis(m): 5:58pm On Sep 12, 2016
The girl did right by saying No. The guy is literally _stupid.
FoodRe: Pictures Of Things I Found In My Ram Today. What A Mystery by somehowpenis(m): 3:55pm On Sep 12, 2016
Caption this graphic pictures. Disgusting
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 5c And Lg G2 For Sale by somehowpenis(m): 3:27pm On Sep 12, 2016
Nice deals
Science/TechnologyRe: Earthquake Hits Sambang Dagi, Kaduna State by somehowpenis(m): 2:59pm On Sep 12, 2016
Vengeance on the North
PhonesRe: Another Note 7 Explosion Hits New York And Samsung Shares Drops by somehowpenis(op): 2:05pm On Sep 12, 2016
UPDATE

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 may go down as worst-phone ever

SEOUL: Samsung Electronics Co Ltd's shares fell to their lowest level in nearly two months on Monday after the tech giant told customers to switch off and return their new Galaxy Note 7 smartphones due to fire-prone batteries.
Investors had wiped 15.9 trillion won ($14.3 billion) off the South Korean firm's market capitalization as of 0303 GMT, as a series of warnings from regulators and airlines around the world raised fears for the future of the flagship device.


http://m.timesofindia.com/tech/tech-news/Samsung-Galaxy-Note-7-may-go-down-as-worst-phone-ever-Analyst/articleshow/54292570.cms?utm_source=toimobile&utm_medium=Whatsapp&utm_campaign=referral
LiteratureRe: Mysterious Ileya Ram by somehowpenis(m): 12:46pm On Sep 12, 2016
henrydadon:
SOME UNCLE CAN BE WICKED SHA!

musa was working in the farm when a
scorpion bit his finger. He came home
crying and told his uncle about it. The
neighbor advised that musa should
put his finger inside his uncle vagina
to neutralise the pioson. indeed it
worked.after 3 days musa was healed.
A week later he came home again
crying that a scorpion has bitten his
pen!s. His uncle watched him
angrily and shouted ,"NONSENSE! you are
mad! This time you will die!!!

pls is the uncle not wicked and heartless?


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
an uncle has a _vagina?
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CelebritiesRe: Girls Confessed About How Famous Celebrities Treated Them In Bed, #4 Is Insane by somehowpenis(m): 11:50am On Sep 12, 2016
If it ain't the lilwayne way, then it ain't no way. Send these _bitches away after use
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When You Go For Interview And See These Faces by somehowpenis(m): 11:42am On Sep 12, 2016
Who are these? Are the faces supposed to ring a bell? undecided
PhonesRe: Another Note 7 Explosion Hits New York And Samsung Shares Drops by somehowpenis(op): 10:43am On Sep 12, 2016
Samsung looses 14billion dollars shares in hours, cos of the note7 battery issue..

PhonesRe: Lady Wants Who Will Buy Iphone 7 For Her by somehowpenis(m): 10:08am On Sep 12, 2016
Gladiator1:
Lol... Funny enuf... She has 275 likes... Ain't that cool?
you forget, _imbeciles , _dogs, _rapits , and weaklings in male skin who can't talk to ladies in the real world are all free to like, and contributes to likes.

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