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Look mind your self o,

E be like say you neva learn after all those bans

I still dey use my username

Ban neva touch me

If wishes were horses . . . they say

mukina2
sharrap dia, family only conversation

iice
wickedness does not suit me, it suits them

As you are a moderator, I expect a lot of changes. For sometime now, like i said earlier, the number of girls I . . . have decreased

1. And it's all mukina's fault so BAN her
2. I will display a list of girls I would want to date immediately, if any of them refuses my advances, I expect an immediate action from you. Let them know that action has serious and immediately dangerous consequences
I mean you should ban them too
3. Any guy that as much as relates with any girl I want should be immediately banned for life

Hope that's not too much to ask my dear grannie

Now lets see . . . who's first on this list . . .

Smartsoft

1. Why were you snooping through her phone?

2. The fact that your partner does not like you snooping through her phone is a cause for concern.

It points to the fact that you may have been trying to go through her private stuff (I'm sensing insecurity here) and that's not good.

From her angle it also means she may have something to hide. If you are insecure, I don't understand why she would want to further aggravate the situation by making an issue out of it.

Through experience I can tell you it's better to let her be with whatever she wants to hide or keep private, if she does not like you, no amount of surveillance would change that . . . and this is where 3 comes in

[b]3. [/b]If you see a dot in your partner's book, you better have a line in yours.

This may sound childish and stupid but when there is unfaithfulness, lack of trust or insecurity then I say bring out the big guns and I mean it.

If she has a skeleton in her closet, you should have Egyptian mummies in yours.

If you guys actually are mature enough to admit that the relationship is not worth it, then you separate, I mean why cheat when you can just break the hell up.

I sincerely hope, you are blowing hot air over nothing man.

On a lighter note . . . so you have finally found a girl huh, you bad boi you

I berra get privileges o, unless prepare to lock ALL the threads for that place.

Chai, na so e dey b when you family enter power?

Even grannie sef

Your loff is wicked

Grannie
Why did you lock that thread
We go fight o

Oya list out all my privileges now, which kain thing be this na

You should be banned by now . . . Seun isn't doing his job

I dont why people see me as troublesome,

Almondjoy got it wrong. It can all be explained.

I'm peace-loving jare.

No I wont, leave me the hell ALONE . . . oh it's not you calling this time . . . my bad

Must there be always sexist issues on Nairaland? All these women sef and their penchant for fostering nothing but trouble.

Na wa.

Yeah,

One thing you can not take from him is his passion for Chelsea. He does have a lot of that.

Our reserves seem to play more exciting footie than our first team. I've seen a few vids of kakuta. Nice lad.

Your mail will be spammed

I have a few ads to send your way

Waiting . . .

Mukina
Basic formula

Seems I finally got the thread ALL to myself . . . Yiippppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Nateevs,

Great idea, i'd love that but be careful to check copyright laws first.

However, I think they'd only bark if you are duplicating them in mass on *storage materials* or using them for commercial purposes.

Still do a check up, better safe than sorry bro.

Ruudie
Oh that's great,
You don't even have to wake up

sharrap dia

na our fault say you slow

Your mate dey take first for school, you dey hia dey kolomental

RuuDie:
"Pammy", "paraga", "ladyTM", "twinny", "deception", "formula", "threats", "warnings" "acid bath". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . & its not ou'tta hand yet

And you are?

Who is this again Grannie?

yeah the list, let me search for it . . . changes everytime

Uspry
Since I saw someone's comment on the admire thread, I have to admit that the person was spot on.

You are rare

Wife? Hell no

Just want to play em . . .

Nateevs,
Drogba is not known for his ball control or movement.
That's his downside.

As for Kalou and SWP, you already know how I feel about them.

Like you noted some time back, our game would not change unless a number of players are replaced with players that play the more fluent and attractive sort of game.

Till then, we just need character, determination and a lot of luck.

Luck is one thing that AG seemed to always possess in stock since he arrived. Let's see how things go.

Mukina2 has been ladynapping all my crushes

Cant even find my wife no more

Do something grannie

Well it's obvious we need a new set of players that actually have a sense of goal.

We can not afford to miss chances like we did in this game.

kalou, SWP should be offloaded.

Like Ibime says we wait till the end of the season and see how it goes.

Full 3 points taken, Race is ON.

What do you think Nateevs?

You will be found out

Justice will be done!

You have stolen all my wives girlfriends crushes

I will get you for this

Lampard dey sleep too?

Men this is scary.

This is what happens when you miss your chances - you place the team under pressure.

iice
I'm working on my deception skills but I think I need to take lessons on location skills . . . every of them on the list have suddenly gone missing

I sense fowl play.

mukina2, oya begin to dey confess

Well don't do it again

NEXT!!!

Acid? Yeah, i'd take a Drop of her too

I have a list of girls, I want to date on nairaland . . . searching for it

Haa

Na wa o

We almost conceded!

Our fans are sleeping? Thats just media crap

We play exciting footie.

I see what ajadrage is saying . . . means I'm not one of the blind ones

Why do you want to bathe me? Is that some kind of quest to get my clothes off

Grannie,
Are you noticing continual her advances?
Seems her ever flourishing crush on moi has started manifesting . . . again

Nateevs and Cassiel . . . hmmm

Anyway thanks Nateevs, will be following thread.

Cassiel . . . a simple modify would do
Luckily for you we are not as violent as those on your thread.

Here

While everyone is playing kiss and make up . . . erm can I get a few apologies too? I'm the most peaceful creature on Nairaland and I just get unnecessarily picked on and pushed around and I rarely reply back

I think everyone owes me an apology