Happy birthday dear

Lol

What goes around, comes around. Karma is waiting for you at the corner.=NwaAmaikpe


Not so far from the truth.
I cohabitated with someone's daughter as an undergraduate.
She was God's gift to me to use in rehearsing what married life feels like.

Got her pregnant at least five times and served her as kola to a few of my cousins who came visiting.
She was so virtuous that she'd rather stay awake washing my underwears than reading for her exams.

It was through her that I perfected the skills of female manipulation.

I do miss her. She was such a good girl; but I'm glad that I wasn't the unlucky man she ended up with.
Because till today, she's still believing the Lord for a child.

If only she had a dad like KOK who'd check up on her unannounced, she wouldn't have misused her life in the University.[/quote]

Common sense to common to you madam. May you live long!

fergie0o1:


SOURCE

Naija women are useless..... All of them.

Your mother is very useless as well

This job is a scam, just search for the name of the company and you will see they don't have a web site, how can a company that is capable of sending people offshore nnot have a website? Also, you will see people's comments for some years now about them.
Someone I know even got a feedback from them to pay some money for training. Please you guys should shine your eyes!

healthcare1:
Key responsibilities will include:

Forklift operation
Picking orders
Customer inquiries
Event sent up and pack down
The successful candidates will offer the following attributes:

Forklift experience Reach or Counterbalance (F Endorsement would be advantageous)
Be physically fit and healthy (able to lift 25kg+)
Excellent communication skills
Must have reliable transport
A current driver's licence
In return you will receive:


Must be willing to travel overseas for site work on short notice
Ongoing temporary work
Potential to grow your skills and further on the job training
Working for a well-respected company
Day / afternoon shifts available
Pre-employment drug and alcohol screening
Criminal history check


For Details send CV to recruitment@blueseadrill.com

Oh I see. No problem ma. Thank you.

RiyadhGoddess:



Kosi wahala ma.
I appreciate your feedback. Those in my chatroom know the reasons or how the nickname came about. Nothing really special in the name as you can see the Riyadh which is a capital...
My name is Shilekunola. You can call me Shile ma.
Thank you.

Hey dear, your prayer is nice but I have doubts about it because of your name, though I don't know if it's the same Jesus Christ I pray to that you are calling here. If He is, please change this your goddess name to something else. Thanks.

RiyadhGoddess:
Jeez. Like someone said up, served hot. Read my signature

Hello FAM, Happy new month of September to everyone of you again. It's nice seeing you all in this new month. Thank God we made it into September. Glory Glory Glory!

I wanna pray for as many that are reading right now.
Father in the name of Jesus, Thank you for these persons reading and connecting right now in faith. Thank you for the Gift of Life. Thank you for the past 8 months. You say in every situation we should give thanks, so Lord I say thank you. Take all the Glory Lord.

Father in the name of Jesus, I pray for everyone right now connecting in faith and we connect in agreement that in this month of September, the sun will work in your Favor, the moon will work in your Favor, even the air that you breath will work in your Favor, the land you step on will yield fullness for you, the city where you are will yield its fullness for you in the name of Jesus.

Every good doors that has been shut against you, I decree that from this Ember months all doors are opened NOW unto you in the name of Jesus.
Before any needs arise, solution is already waiting for you. No more lack season for you. I repeat no more lack season for you in the name of Jesus.

You will grow from strength to strength.
The grace of the Lord will rest upon you, upon your family, rest upon your home, rest upon your career, rest upon your businesses, rest upon your finances, rest upon your jobs in the name of Jesus.

God's Light will shine upon you. I say it again, His light will shine upon you in the name of Jesus. Father I give you praise for these persons.
When you are done with your works in their life, Father please take all the Glory. I Glorify your name in the mighty name of Jesus I pray Amen! God Bless You all.
I Love you!
Good morning to you all.


Riyagoddess

Gospel367:
Good morning my people,
Well I am Gospel. I have an opportunity I want to advertise to you people. Mind you; I am doing this from my heart and won't ask you for any dine. I am doing this because though I can't benefit from it now, helping someone else is even more divine

Now, this opportunity is for registered nurses. Are you a registered nurses (RN) with BsN (Bacholor degree in Nursing) or just a registered Nurse (RN) that went through nursing school? Do you have up to one year clinical or hospital experience? Do you have your documents and certificates intact and can get recommendations from your present and former employers or referees? Then if yes, inbox me. There are job opportunities in the UK for nurses now with Visa sponsorship and NMC UK registration assistance. All I will do for you is give u the information and you will do the rest.

Disclaimer: I will never demand anything from you. Because it is totally free. Any money u will spend will be maybe costs of running round to get your documents and the rest. You are the one who will do all. You won't even need to see me. ��

There are opportunities for Health and social care workers too. If you have a degree in health and social Care, then let me know. If you don't, I can tell you where to go for a shirt training of 3 to 6 months to get the basic certificate. More of that in inbox. Everything is free and I am doing this to empower us. I am sharing the little I know. My reward will be your good news and you to make way for us in the future.

If interested, give me a DM or message me on WhatsApp +22965790582, or Facebook Gospelo Chinaza Ferdinand

For the ones that will run to shout scam and do background check on themselves and not me, please, steer clear. This is not funny and it is not funny. And don't ask me why I didn't talk about the opportunity here. Because the "I too knows" will come to prove that I am saying trash. Anyway, this opportunity is research based. I tell you what I know, you research about it to verify if u want and then I am done with you. My pay is your good news and then to remember us when we dom finish our own degree.
Remain blessed.

Please I sent a message to your inbox, please reply. I will love to chat with you. Thanks.

How do you people expect those applying to have 2-4years experience, yet they should be fresh graduates who graduated not more than a year ago. Una try.

Olamsoh:
Customer Care Executive
• Job TypeFull Time
• QualificationBA/BSc/HND
• Experience2 - 4 years
• LocationLagos, Oyo, Rivers
• Job FieldCustomer Care

Locations: Abuja, Lagos and Ibadan

Requirements
• Candidate must have Graduated with a B.Sc or HND Degree not less than a year ago (2nd Class Upper)
• Candidate must have completed the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC)
• Candidates should have 2-4 year’s experience in the above stated position.
• Professional qualifications will be an added advantage.
go to method of application »

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume to: hr@revolutionplusproperty.com using the "Position and Preferred location" as the subject of the email

sureheaven:
What a pride and honor for her family.

I pray evil won't befall her on the path of success.

Amen o

We know Rochas didn't try at all but this is arrant nonsense! Was this the reason the current Governor was voted for?

Na wah for this country

Ok

So you think it's better for Buhari to live so fulani herdsmen will keep killing Christians. Is your brain rechargeable?

Nnamdi Kanu is the man of the year

Buhari is an irrevocable failure. An evil dullard.

Nice one. I love this.

JideSM:


Hello Oracle16, really sorry about the challenge you are currently experiencing. MTN has a customer care thread right here on Nairaland with me as the admin, where you can report cases such as this for prompt assistance. (Link to the thread below)
However, I'd love to have this issue resolved for you. Please PM the affected phone number to make this possible.
Thank you.


https://www.nairaland.com/1379574/mtn-customer-care-thread/

Please, I also have similar problem. I have tried to send you a pm and is not going. Can I have an email or whatsapp number so I can forward it.

I also have similar problem.

Though I condemn gay life, I totally condemn his killing. Christ will judge you all for taking life you can not create. Since they have made themselves God to judge, may the wrath of God fall upon them.

My sister, I believe you. Its possible... My advise is you should be very prayerful, read the scripture everyday, worship and praise every night, fast at least once a week and commit all your loved once in the hands of God. Watch and see the hand of God if you do all this. Alternatively you can go down to Mountain of Fire Church and talk to a deliverance pastor. Thanks and may the Lord protect you and your family.

Stop telling us about what Jonathan did and start telling us about what you are doing to effect positive change Confused government.

aliscomonaj:
Common Metuh ate the forbidden fruit and must pay or go to jail. I will never side those stealing our money even GEJ should be probed now not later. They thought they will win the election and shared bags of money to themselves the shall regret it sooner or later. I need a job!!! [b][/b]

I know you must be jobless