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Well, i've got tatoos in sensitive places. And its damn SEXY

@TANUSHKA
Please don't mind that man. He was only joking. Lets be honest, an Igbo man wants to take blood oath. Even if you are the one feeding him, he knows better.
Infact, tell him YES, that you are ready to take the oath. You will see that he didn't mean it. Cos he knows where he comes from. He will be the one to die not you. Trust me, don't think too much about it. He just wants you to see the sincereity that does not exist in him at all

i signed in to the Jobs forum looking for vacancies and to my surprise, i saw this topic
How smart

you guys are pathetic.
I'm out.

Whatever happened to her voice? I know its different from the KUSH voice i used to know

@Whizkidd
Its not that these people cannot do good videos, its the concept that is lost. Its not everyone that can be as creative as TY Bello!

This is Crazy. I want to believe that there was more to it. Nigerians sef
These footballers are busy putting food on the table in their homes. Instead of these so called FANS to be looking for how to do the same, they want to be arguing and stabbing themselves.
Good luck to all the football freaks in the house. Maybe this will serve as a lesson to them all

i think its obvious what d problem is and u think u can just waste valuable time by making me reply this silly topic.

I'll decide to go against her only when our President Yar'adua Intervenes and also if they can tell us how much was given to the president and senate president to renovate their houses

Ever since PASSIONS, i promised myself never to watch all those dull mexican soaps again. Now i found myself stuck with this catalina thingy. The worst part is that carmello's Plans are working perfectly and its annoying.
Finally, i got introduced to 24 (for the first time). I got all the seasons and have finally been delivered from the hands of dull soaps.

This is getting worse. Its now more than the Physical can handle

goodbuay:
The cheapest uni is Usman danfodio university sokoto(UDUS)4 real nd most peacefull.

If you had read the poster's note well, he was asking for the Cheapest private university in nigeria

UK gives it. If you can pay some part of the school fees to at least get your admission letter to enable you process your visa, that is it. Betterstill, if you can go there yourself, things will be a lot easier for you

we all know its better done at a tender age. Baby blood is more effective than adult blood.

@ Seun
My only prayer for you right now is for you not to have a boy (If you are really serious about what you are saying) cos if the boy grows up, he's gonna hate you for depriving him of having an attractive thingy.
Moreso, i advise you to read more about men that were not circumcised and how they are suffering b'cos of that right now so u understand the both sides. In order for you not to take the wrong step

Phewww!!!
Now i m confused. If i say words of encouragement and its a joke, i'll feel stupid. And if i don't, i'll feel bad
But as for joining nairaland after hearing the sad news, aren't u guys thinking that he must be an old nairaland member that is ashamed of his status so he decided to register all over again to get encouragement from us? He might just be a popular nairalander and just can't face the embarassment. Think about it guys

Blackface is it true you're married? Please don't read meanings. I aint trippin'. I only heard you are.

This is plain Politics and it hurts me that they use our precious time and minds to keep wondering what will happen, making us feel she is the first political greedy person. Well the only time i will say she must go is when they tell us how much they used to rennovate our president's house, vice, senate president. Then i will have a say.

But the fight was tight i no go lie  

pterygott:
why is Mike Adenuga not in your list?

Exactly what i was thinking as well

HEY Y'ALL!!
what happened to desperate housewives? I mean we girls all love it right? I think it should have been added as one of the most watched TV series

But as for the 3 stated, it just has to be the finest. MICHAEL SCOLFIELD

This should be a thread that peple  must look into.
Can u imagine my friends and i got robbed in Ikoyi, not too far from there was a police check-point. We were asked for documents and i immediately reported that there were robbers at about 5 mins away. They explained that we shouldn't have stopped that they were small boys with rubber guns. And that we should have gotten down and beaten them up.
I told him they could have one of their cars go there to arrest these people. They all made gestures like a child sent to go do his homework. They finally said they were not sent on that mission._{(but their mission was to stay on tne road n collect N20)}
THIS IS TOO EMBARASSING FOR NIGERIA

snazzydawn:
yea, they will both benefit from it. The girl-free accomodation, the guy- free shagging.

you are right there bros.

And to top it up, no be everytime condon go dey on stand-by so we will be talking about series of D and C's as well

I love  Kimberly so much. she looks smart 
To top it up, i saw her only yesterday in a very annoying song, winding her waist n shaking her bum rigorously. I was so pissed. Simply because the song was razz.
But it doesn't stop me from loving her. Those guys out there think they can override her cos she is a girl
I AM IN SUPPORT OF KIMBERLY TAKING THE MONEY N JEEP HOME

   

The only problem i have is that all the contestants in this particular GUS are not as smart as the previous ones

This is so PATHETIC

I love a few people here but not to date. I think i love more guys here thann guys

PTH ur very funny

@ Poster
My question to you goes 
If you were to eventually marry this girl and afterwards, she cannot be able to have any baby and the doctor tells her that it is the abortion she did previously that ruined her womb. Will you still stay with her, love and respect her and not marry another wife?

OMG. I love this good news. I'll definitely try and come. If you can post the address of the venue

Oprah doesn't have any ties with Nigeria. So we do not have anything to worry about. Nigeria and Nigerians are needed everywhere. Esp America so i don't see how a "Supposed smart" woman will speak like that.
Probably a Yahoo Yahoo boi must have duped her boyfriend
Proudly Naija

my first day,
sorry, cant remember. I used to fly almost every week and i started like about, sorry can't remember that either. I guess i was born in the plane

Exactlt what i thought Ndi.

@ Poster
Please do not be comfortable with that o. That's like one of the 10% good noble Nigerian. when my friend forgot hers in a cab, the cab man pcked up the phone and told her to forget about the phone that it now belongs to him. And advised her to go and retrieve the line that he was about to throw it away

I see this is a man's thread. Sorry, got the wrong thread.

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