₦airaland Forum

Yes o. U go even sabi speak am pass me wen i teach u finish..

ammyluv2002:
Seriously?

Awwww, I'm here to teach you..

ammyluv2002:
I love Hausa language....very romantic. I really wish to learn

There's this 33 year old man still living with his parents... yesterday, he was fighting with his younger broda, over head of fish..

Judging from my family, I feel ladies re more expensive to raise. I have 4 sisters, nd I'm d only guy.. my dad will spend a lot, just to keep dem satisfied..
Whenever any of dem wan comot, a driver is around, to take them.. if na me, my popc go dey reason me transport money..
I can't just explain the amount of things he buys, when he returns from a journey....
He just gives them money anyhow, to buy things cos I understand my sisters won't be comfortable telling him dey need money for pads, undies, etc..

Maybe d Islamic angel wey suppose deliver the message to the Islamic thunder god drink codeine, high sleep.. no worry, maybe light no dey, to charge the lightening..

kevoh:
Bros the thing never strike ooo. I'm beginning to get bored of waiting sef. Surely a.llah, mohammed and popdecorator are weaklings if they can not strike this mere mortal with thunder till now. I give them till 11 a.m today.

#Sorry for the thread derailment!

Let the arguments continue naw.. u guys are dulling my spirit.. let me invite OREMUSSANCTUS into the studio, to make this place lively...

How far.. D lightening don strike? How many megawatts e carry??

kevoh:
How do I achieve that? My phone and I are not selfie compliant. Still waiting for a.llah's or Moh's thunder. Would actually prefer a combo from both.

Sounding like a loser... go and smoke gun powder if e dey pain u..

pinardave:
Yorubas
... Always want to be slaves to one man. You didn't vote Agbaje because he seek the support of igbos showed highest level of insensitivity. As if he was not a Yoruba.. I pity you guys, keep bowing for Tinubu and let him be determining your faith every year.Tinubu will determine your faith in the next 24 years...guess what, the same set of people in his pipeline will be benefiting while the rest of you will be leaking his anus thinking you voted against the igbos. Agbaje is a pure Yoruba, he may have spread his campaign to get the Igbo votes, but guess what? the Yorubas in their primitive and tribalism voted against him..this is contrary to the education which they claimed to have acquired. Yoruba are slaves to Tinubu and will remain slaves!..stupid sets of people

U neva jam better love na why... E get some kind love wey go hit u, pson wey dey form hard guy go come dey timid.. I was once like dat back den... Till I met a girl.. Na so I turn mumu... well, she left me sha... i sick for 3wks... if u think say I dey lie, try date hausa girls.. u go understand...
All the best, in ur quest for emotional love..

Why

An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.

In a similar situation here.. I'm totally in love with one of my colleague for office... i think about her every night before I sleep. But she's older than me .. let me just stop here...

U guys shld just wait for lollipop.. instead of updating to kitkat...

my bday is tomorow. 31 march

We need to replace the two horses in our coat of arms with two generators, before everyone will believe there's really no light in Nigeria.
Let's be sincere here, we are really tired of PDP Admin. At least, let's try someone else and let's see changes.. our fiscal and monetary sector has worsened.. and that ugly woman call NOI want make Oga Jona borrow money from world Bank. If d economy being led by PDP is crumbling, what is the guarantee that it will stabilize, when they come to power again 2015? They have really failed us..

Friend request accepted.. Inbox ur pin.. or whatsapp number..

irishCream:
I wanna be a friend

Got 7500 points. I wasted time in answering, according to dem.

How did u quote these two guys? Been trying to learn that stuff since... i hope u understand my qst...

ujugirl88:
Noted guys... will open a thread later that will involve both males and females..untill then, pls back off from this forum...

Sorry, I think say na d ujugirl I been dey reply..

zaragal:
Who re u talkin to?, na me open thread?

Those abuja vio are very annoying... they feel they have too much power... i prefer make 10 road safety stop me(at intervals) than one vio to stop you.. they no dey hear pls.. no matter how u beg..the ones in kano no get power. They stop u, u point "waka" for them and dey tell u to go...

hope4nigeria:
I condem the suspect because the Victim is not Abuja VIO. If it were to be VIO in Abuja! I would have praise him bacause those Abuja VIO are more wicked than Idi amin of Uganda! If I can get gun, I will like to shoot atleast 30 of them and face prosecution. Ask Abuja Residence, they fear VIO more than armed soldier.

The heading of the story reads "man beheads vio..." but the real story says "almost" na wa for some naija bloggers I swear..

its nothing new. im the only guy, in the midst of 6 sisters and 4 female cousins... so, handling u ladies aint gonna be a problem..

ujugirl88:
U ain't serious ,so u wana be d only guy in d midst of plenty ladies!! Huh?

i thought u opened this thread so we single guys can interact and mingle positively with the single ladies seems it was opened for sometin else my pin is in my bio sha happy to make ur acquintance..

ujugirl88:
Ok Zaragal. Here is my pin:2BB3D5A5 ...pls pls pls the forum is strictly for ladies, if I get any request from any male, I am so blocking the person.. thanks

l laughed so hard at this..

Brandnew2:
She asked for girls pin. Damn it!

also looking for friends on Nl. intelligent or not cos i aint one totally(we learn everyday). where we can share real life ideas bout jobs, moral advice, starting a long term business.. lets be our brother's keepers.

wetin join gmb with the atm?

EcoTerror:
FG moved this bank ATM to Daura because of GmB post election loss retirement things. If Gej doesn't take care of GMB who will

only access bank could mount such..

Like seriously?? Tell me more..

layinkakeem:
Talk some sense into him,
That weed destroys internal organ.
And kills slowly

T.Y Bello's brother..

Chuksworld:
Who is Korede Bello?

That ugly woman shld just shut up. She has never said anything good.. let her go and sit somewhere abeg..

Buy the q10.. I would have suggested z30, but it's not part of ur question.

tayo60:
Can any nairalander in the house kindly explain these phones? Which works best? Any regret whatsoever? Kindly enlighten me cos am planning of getting one.

U weren't asked if u re one....

dryakson:
I b ajebota... Therefore I have no idea what she's doing