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Let me just drop this here..

Jesus has been coming "soon", since our ancestors era o. More than 14 generations has passed o. Anyway sha, we are still waiting.. the world is already tired..

Great0:
Praying for your quick recovery from that spiritual deception. Quick one cox Christ is coming soon and the sign is everywhere.

My name is Faisal..

My names are Faisal Mshelia junior..

How was ur journey to the moon... if fine, how did u go? Share the details... and what u learnt..

In nollywood yoruba, where they play Celine Dion) (my heart will go on), in a babalawo scene..

"Our low IQ" speak for urself pls.. abi u no know say civilization started in Egypt? Egypt were the first, to have pipe borne water, before the whites..the oldest university is in FES (morocco) way before Oxford. The first richest man in the world was Mansa musa from Mali..Alexander the great, Socrates and early philosophers got part of their knowledge in Egypt. The ancient Egyptians were the 1st to have a year consisting of 365 days, which was divided into 12 months. They also invented clocks. They first devised 360 days calendar first after observing annual recurrence of floods in Nile river .Later on they added another 5 days to adjust certain myths about moon & religious festival. So pls, no talk say we get low IQ.. u fall my hand..

timonski:
I don't think the white man stole any spirituality from us.
We africans have always been dull in comparison to the whites. I guess it's our low IQ and stuff.
The whites basically owned us and our gods, so i don't see any reason why we shouldn't worship their 'gods'

From Jephtar, to his daughter, from there, to English language, and finally at pronouns.. anyway, I'm just passing by, humming proverbs 26:4-5(kjv) to Johnny don

johnydon22:
modified so as not to sound offensive . .

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/it you can go and read about it.

am clearly done indulging in this where you keep wallowing in your own deception in the face of plain truth

It's just like me telling u Jesus was never crucified,
That donkey didn't speak to balaam
That fish didn't swallow jonah
David never killed Goliath

Tjayjosh:
How can God accept what he strictly prohibited. Clearly shows that you just read the bible. You don't study.

So, u used d story of Abraham nd Isaac, to conclude jephtar's story.. all the preachings bout jeph, they all said he sacrificed his daughter.. except if the ghost of jephtar came and counter the claim(to you) or God personally told u that.. some people go read Judges, explain chronicles and tell us to understand Habakkuk..

GJames:
11:31. ''Whatever comes out of the door of my house to me when i return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord's, and i will sacrifice it as a BURNT offering''
For sure, this statement was made but how God accepted the offering was never mentioned. Other passages in the Bible however would tell you that God never accepts human sacrifice infact God once told Abraham to offer Isaac as a burnt offering but it never happened.

You pastored 3 churches?? Wow, I'm still in shock..i will like to hear ur story..if it's okay by you..

Blastfinito:
I can tell u that some learned people hav realised that satanism is no evil as they hav been made to believe over the years. The only impediment now is they may not be able to acknowledge Lucifer as the read God. I've pastored three church branches in Redeemed and Winners before. I hav dreamed of becoming a full time pastor because I always hold the congregations spell bound by my oratory during my university days and NYSC. But I couldn't proceed with my dream because I realised that I won't be able to live a life of denial. I knw that biblical concepts are absurd, but I can successfully twist those scriptures to drift gullible minds within my whimsical and capricious space. I would be able to rule christiendom, but I wouldn't be able to find peace within.

So, we shld start trembling?

amiskurie:
My curse will be the end story cause you people finally made me to comment.


I will just curse everybody,the op and the audience...and then walk away.I bet nothing will happen.rubbish!


Last warning to everybody.

If that's d case, all churches shld dismantle the fans and ACs in the church.. so, when u sweat, u re sweating for the Lord. Divine sweat.. sweat of upliftment, sweat of supernatural grace, etc.

Praisles:
It might be spiritual. Pray that the Invisible fan being blown at you, by satan inorderto deny you of ur blessings should be disconnected and burn off ijn

How will it help her to stop sleeping in church??

osazeet:
If you sleep in Church, then you must be yet to find the right place for work and worship, read this below;

knowledge is the essence of this Aquarian age, Astrological symbol of water pouring out from a jar for those thirsty for knowledge, hence information/ technology era.

The last age was Piscean age, symbolism of two fishes in the zodiac sign, hence Jesus made his disciples fishers of men, fed multitudes with 2 fishes and five loafs bread.

The Piscean age was the era of discovery of new lands across oceans.
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Wtf is dis one writing... Na network problem make u write same sentence twice abi?? Dats d more reason you shld use etisalat..

sunneroman:
Oh op told me aunty rose has helped him move from m'sia prison to trinidad n tobago ..let's watch out for part 2 adventure @ TnT. ;DOh op told me aunty rose has helped him move from m'sia prison to trinidad n tobago ..let's watch out for part 2 adventure @ TnT.

I tire too o

tunaguy:
I think about this most of the time why God didn't forgive Adam and eve and decided to forgive us that take part in bigger sins God didn't not just have mercy on them he also cursed them I feel like some part of the puzzle are missing..... is God really a changeable God

If u sleep in church,so what?

Is it written in the Bible that u shld not sleep in church??

Is the church not your father's house?

Sleeping in church can't be helped, esp when u sit close to d ac/fan. Also, all pastors preach what we already know, so hearing it again will sound boring... My pastor has spent more than 2 hours now, telling us how Peter denied Jesus..

There was a time we had a guest preacher.. Dat man's preaching was soooo boring, that our asst. Pastor dozed off.. to cut d story short,he fell off his chair, and pretended it was d holy spirit dat took over him..

I swear

iykmora:
Those quoting the long updates just to drop few words are jerks. Such fatheads!

Sir, kindly please STFU.. we already know the story is spiced up.. if u wont/dont learn anything from the story, let others read, for the sake of learning..stop derailing the thread...

UpLoyo:
Let me get this right...
1. You left naija during your nysc or about to
2. And at your age you by then you should be in your mid 20s and you got a visa and couldn't differentiate a visitor visa from a student visa?
3. You had a visa on your hand b4 u left naija and it never crossed your mind to check to even check if the pic or name on your passport is correct?
4. Your dad allowed you to go to 'Malaysia' to study without asking where's the school admission?
5. So when you got to Malaysia and the immigration officer at the point of entry asked what you doing in their country, did you answer " to school" they didn't see you the wrong visa and denied you entry?
6. Without food or water in 2 days, you were able to out run a car in the desert with guns flying around.


You really need to put down that PS4 down . Don't waste your talent, you should be a fictional writer..

Eyahh, so sad bout that (the cancer) pls, do whatever it takes, for her to get cured.. they say" if a babalawo heal u, take that healing in good faith"

darcsherry:
My mother... Please how can you help? How do I go about it? And what's the first step for me to be indoctrinated. I sent u an email alert earlier as I want to discuss with you personally. Your prompt response will be appreciated. Thanks brother

Reading about Religion can be f*cking confusing... Especially when u are honestly seeking the truth..

Please change the heading of ur topic.. it's too bad for my health..

Etisalat will never dull you

We once did this back then.. will xplain how it's done later. But I advice u just let go.. this is how it's done..
1. Get a Bible.
2. Get a key(not anyhow key, but a key that that two pple can hold with a finger on both edges)
3. Get a rope(more like a string).
4. Get two pple..
5. Locate the middle of the Bible.
6. Put the key inside, in a way, where 2pple can hold both edges..
7. Use dat rope to tie the key with the bible..
When all these steps are done,
8. Call those 2 peeps to hold each side of d key tied to d Bible (d Bible will look like an anchor).
9. Start calling names of ur suspects Eg, if it's John that stole my fone, start turning..
Assuming it's John that actually stole it, the Bible will turn clockwise..

I won't advice u to do such steps because
1. It could be counter-productive
2. It's a sin.
3. It can cause more harm than good..
4. U see those two peeps that will hold d key for u might be biased.. take for instance, I'm d one who actually stole ur fone... and u called me to be among those who will hold d key.. (mind u, u must also call d names of those holding the key for you) if u call my name, I might hold tight to d key. So assuming I have grudge against John, u call him name, I fit set am up, by spinning d key. Automatically, he's d suspect.. I bliv u understand this.
5. When the truth finally comes out, and u found out you've accused the wrong person.. u can never rebuild such frndship anymore.. and I repeat NEVER..

So, with these few points of mine, I hope u re convinced that u shldnt carry out that plan.. leave am for God Hand.
When I lost my Samsung s4, I felt like going to see a herbalist.. but I let you.. now na 6plus I dey use(as a secondary phone) why I'm saying this is cos a bigger one awaits you..

This story get comma.. only a fool will bliv this.. Why do Christians fabricate stories, to gain what exactly?? Jesus didn't die for this..

[results were announced, Destructive protest mainly in northern states that got many people displaced, killed and properties destroyed.]

The 2011 elections saw many bloody turn outs after the

Now after the 2015 elections even with everyone expecting the same out come of event to take place, many people relocated back to their region of origin to ensure their safety after the elections but things took a surprise turn after the results were announced to even earn Nigeria international commendations.

What did we do differently this time that turned the tide?[/quote]

Meaning,all u want, is total freedom.. without pledging allegiance to any god.. I really wish this life is easy.. where there is this common understanding among people, irrespective of race, gender nd religion..

johnydon22:
Satanism is still the same kind if not another worse form of delusion. .Wallowing and swimming in the same Jewish mythology . . .

And it was not the season of figs then..

cupid1:
are you listening to yourself? Didn't your biblical jesus curse the fig tree? If so, i believe the above bolded also applies to him, doesn't it?

Johnny don, long time.. were u out of data?

johnydon22:
Bro the word God Is a noun used to connote the single deity of monotheistic religions. . .So the word God is not a name given to any God... sikhism, christianity, islam, cia dao and thousand other monotheic religions use the word God for their deities so do not say he is wrong by referring to his own God (satan) as God.

He is a monotheic adherent of satanism so satan is his own God just like Allah is the God of muslims and Yahweh is the God of Christians. . .

Telling him to stop using the word God but to use satan is like him telling you to stop using the word God and use Yahweh instead. . .That distinction
belongs to no deity at all, its just a common noun...

I repeat again God is not a name of any particular deity, so he is not mistaken..

P.S i think all God(s) are myths, i just quoted you to correct your assertion that he is using the word God wrongly..

I kinda agree with mellin, bout the daemon thing.. let me explain why..
I'm from Borno state.. in our village, there's a mountain(it was named after our village).. There's this strong herbalist, he may be dead now sha.. he deals with demons(more like trade).. people go there to buy them. We call them JA'N.. and according to the peeps there, those demons are like giants... u buy them, to do ur biddings. And it was advised that, if a man wants to buy any, it is advisable to get a male demon.. this is because they have emotions too(just as mellin said).. if u get a female one, she might end up falling in love with you.. if u re married, she might torment d marriage, in d sense dat she can render d wife barren.. u could imagine how she will feel, when she sees you bleeping ur wife..let me just stop here..
For those who are in doubt, go to MARAMA village in Borno and ask..