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Crime / Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by sorority11(m): 11:14pm On Jul 29, 2020
It is copied in their DNA, some goat actually faints if they are being chases or preyed upon.

Browse fainting goat.

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Romance / Re: I'm Shocked To See Ozo In Big Brother Naija by sorority11(m): 2:56pm On Jul 21, 2020
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Family / Re: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by sorority11(m): 11:37pm On Jul 19, 2020
Dear Poster,
You made a point in your Story but added mud to it at the end of the post.
The man was born into poverty and the man never mentioned he is religious or so at least religion is not the cause of his poverty. The bible you quoted says "Any man that will not work let him not eat".
" whosoever findeth a wife findeth a good thing"
If a wife is not a good thing is it a bad thing?
I wonder how you people think sometimes baffles me. The man got married was not to fulfill any biblical law but because he wanted a companion since he has nothing, and he wanted children to bear his name, since he had nothing to his name.
Blame the society and not the scripture. Blame his desire and his longing to be loved as he is unloved and poor, Blame his desire to be looked up to as a father because no one look up to him because he is poor. Blame the society for not providing child care and support.

This thread is only made to bash religion I suppose



Giving him 10k was a nice humanitarian work though but, you can go further by introducing him to someone to do menial jobs

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Travel / Re: Sacred Snappers: In This African Village, People Sit, Lie On Crocodiles by sorority11(m): 11:51am On Jul 12, 2020
The crocs can't attack the humans. Before man domesticated dogs, dogs use to prey on man, this crocs have been pampered through generations, they don't see man as food but companion. They are like pets
Celebrities / Re: Lady Who Got N6m Help Refuse To Help Another Woman Who Needed N100k For Surgery by sorority11(m): 7:08am On Jul 07, 2020
I am trying to believe this story or should I rather say, I am trying to believe if this such wickedness exist. 5.9M should be donated back to charity, that is how charity works.
The white do it. I wonder if we blacks get sense at all
Crime / Re: The Brazilian Prisoner Who Dug An Escape Tunnel For 5 Years by sorority11(m): 1:00pm On Jul 04, 2020
Is problem isn't being overweight actually, despite he had dug a tunnel for 5years, this man still lacked patience. It would had took him 6 extra months for him to expand the tunnel so he can comfortably pass through but instead he was in a hurry.
Last minute patience is very essential o.
If you understand what I mean
Romance / Re: If This Was To Be A Movie. What Would Be The Title? Hilarious Picture by sorority11(m): 7:11pm On Jul 01, 2020
Toothless vampirine brunette Asia part2
Education / Re: Why Are Some Countries Poor When Their Central Bank Can Print Money? by sorority11(m): 5:35pm On Jun 30, 2020
humilitypays:
That's how great nations do cool

Oga no it won't work. America will also end up like Zimbabwe if they do so. Printing of money needs to be balanced with their income.
Let's say america income is $150 billion per annum and they went ahead to print $11trillion that year, there will be too much money in circulation, thereby increasing demand, leading to hyper inflation and this of course will cause other country's of the world to have insanely huge amount of dollars in their reserve, automatically country's of the world will have surplus dollars in their reserve leading to the devaluation of dollars.
So in order to check this, they are very careful in printing more money and more serious in devaluing other currency to increase it's value. Spending the dollar in other country is worse self. America dey vex because yahoo guys are collecting their dollars and spending it in Naija, increasing our country dollar reserve. That is why yahoo guys have light sentence and SARS are just extorting money from them. Seriously Nigeria no want yahoo to end o.

So because you are in power, you can't do anything you like, you maintain order.

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Education / Re: Why Are Some Countries Poor When Their Central Bank Can Print Money? by sorority11(m): 1:30pm On Jun 30, 2020
Firstly, a country's economy is being run like a business. Inflation, debt, depreciation are what determines the country's economy. For you to understand money, first you must know money is just an illusion, it isn't real at all, just keep reading I will explain why.
But first why is naira loosing against dollars? Printing more money is not the major cause of inflation actually.
When a country is in debt, let say Nigeria is owing USA $50billion dollars and they are unable to pay, how then will USA get back their money back? they get back their money by devaluing our currency. For those that don't understand, let us say your neighbor who you buy sachet milk at the rate of #50 naira is owing you 500, and he is unable to pay the money, so you strike a deal to buy that same milk at #30 naira till your neighbor's debt is paid. the milk didn't loose its value, but the Neighbour's selling power that was lost.. That is why a country rich as Nigeria is poor. As the exchange rate of a country increase, if the country solely depends on foreign goods, then the prices of the commodities will increase so also the prices of domestic commodities follow suite including labour.

Secondly, money like I said is an illusion, it isn't stable. The wealth of a nation is not in its money but in it is its resources, selling power and purchasing power and wealth is gotten from the ground(oil, coal, minerals, agricultural raw materials e.t.c.) A country without wealth has nothing to sell or trade with, will become poor. A country that spends more than it earns will go into debt (common economics). For you to increase the value of your currency, increase your production(converting wealth to useful consumables), increase your science and technology.
Do not keep your money in the bank, it will loose value, money(illusion) isn't stable including dollars. Spend money, so you can make more money. Set your money on motion, money when it is on motion is a magnet that pulls more money.
If you get #10million for account buy 3 cars and use it for uber, sit down in your house and let this drivers be submitting money to you every month. If it is in your bank, it won't do you any good. Bye

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do When Your Would Be In-laws Don't Like You? by sorority11(m): 8:35pm On Jun 28, 2020
My guy you have no problem with in laws. It is only the wife that have problem with their in-laws. As a man when you marry their daughter you just mind your business.
During festive period you visit drop gift and go, whether they like you or not isn't a big deal. You fighting to get their acceptance isn't an issue for the husband, husbands don't need acceptance because you are not marrying into your wife family, she is the one marrying into your family. If your family have no problem with your wife to be there isn't any problem, whether they give you their daughter reluctantly or not. Just take my advice my man, you have found a lady you like, just wife her already.

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Romance / Re: Home Alone With My Adopted Step Sister … (18+) by sorority11(m): 9:42am On Jun 27, 2020
Which one is adopted step sister again? I didn't read this nonsense though
Family / Re: Most Painful Thing Done To You By Your Parents by sorority11(m): 9:20pm On Jun 25, 2020
CivilzedTyger:
I've always had the suspicion that my dad's picking on me or something but one particular thing happened when I was young. I was known to open my mouth when sleeping, and he slaps me whenever he wakes up and meet me in that position cos I used to sleep parlor. there was one particular night that I was on my phone, I think I did night sub and I was browsing then I heard footsteps so I pretended to be asleep so my dad steps out and slaps me hard that I should shut my mouth. I wasn't sleeping this time and I sure as hell hadn't left my mouth open. I still don't know why he did that till date.
Guy you are not your father's son. Maybe he found out that's why he is picking on you. You must be the first child

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Family / Re: How A Nairalander Came To The Rescue Of A Private School Teacher. by sorority11(m): 11:12pm On Jun 21, 2020
doggedfighter:

You have been on this for long . Are you a career beggar?

Please because you are well to do, that doesn't mean you should insult people because they beg. Everyone is human and should be treated as such, there are sometimes they find themselves in situation not within their control.

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Romance / Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by sorority11(m): 1:27am On Jun 17, 2020
Two encounters, I am not really that handsome just a regular guy.

Chapter 1
I was on holiday, so I had to teach in one secondary school near my house, and there was this Lady(married) who was interested in me (only God knows why) she is pretty and then she started coming to my house to discuss, been that I was the only one in the entire command, she try to engage me in a meaningless conversation for hours. At first I didn't misinterpret it as anything until when I brought a cup of water to her she just opened her laps and then quickly closed it, and gave me that seductive smile. She started visiting afterwards calling me late at night and start asking me "if I have eating" I tried to avoid her, I even warned her she keeps visiting. I made a fvck move by reporting to my parent about her move but them no believe she later start sending me text that she love me. This lady has (3 children) I later ran back to school and ignored all her calls till she tire. I was 20 she should be like 32.

Chapter 2
Still in that same school I was teaching during the holidays. I was 17 then, so there was this particular girl (student) always meeting me to explain a particular stuff. She rubs her leg to mine I didn't take it as anything. Until one day she came to my house to call me that my teaching period had started(school was near my house so I only go there when I have lesson to teach) so I was watching a movie in my laptop and then she sat beside me and starts pretending that she us watching a movie, all of a sudden she started using her breast to rub against my shoulder with are arms around my necks I could feel the sexual tension. I was scared at the same time enjoying it. But she later left because I didn't do anything. Later on she would come with her sister in my room and profess she love me by sitting on my laps. Believe you mean I tried battling with my boner and the words I will use to reply her. I was just swallowing spit thinking if she is feeling anything. Well we dated, had my first kiss, first smooch damn I so much love the girl. Yah she was 15 then.

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Romance / Re: Here's My Plight. Thinking Of Suicide by sorority11(m): 9:58pm On May 25, 2020
It is funny how someone come to this forum looking for help, and this same proclaimed helpers as turned this thread a place to bash others on meaningless argument. It is a shame indeed.
OP try and give your life a purpose, make a personal project and make sure you are working towards it. As for your relationship issue get a pen and a diary, and pen down things that happened to you everyday from the people you talk to, try and visualize the kind of relationship you want from your co-workers , neighbors and people that are close to you (do not have any much expectation) but work towards those goals and give them a big grin every time at least they will know you for your lovely smile.
Finally develop the habit of not quitting be quick to forgive especially your parents and people that hurts you, live life with freshness, take things slow and appreciate the little you have.
That's how to live my bro. You have no weakness, what you have are challenges you need to work to overcome.

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Crime / Re: The Most Brutal Torture And Execution Techniques Throughout History by sorority11(m): 9:56pm On May 24, 2020
Lingchi the Chinese shit. Men this one you will be begging for mercy (coup de gracias) chair humans with their horror eh even the Devil will fear
Crime / Re: The Most Brutal Torture And Execution Techniques Throughout History by sorority11(m): 9:54pm On May 24, 2020
Number 4 is the worst Scaphism. This one you will be tormented for almost a week, and your physical appearance will be a real life zombie. Even if one manage to survive the PTSD and all will make you rethink life again.
Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by sorority11(m): 11:27pm On May 14, 2020
I woke up around 1am-2am or so to watch a movie while everyone was asleep, as I had to keep up with the series my siblings were watching as at that time, as preparation for jamb was holding me back. Around that period we just concluded the burial of our Landlady( info will come in handy later). So I went to my palour put on the T.V and started watching. 5 minutes later I heard someone sweeping our compound with broom, I dismissed it as probably our Neighbors or maybe the next compound people sweeping or so but it actually felt like it was our Compound.
45 minutes Later, the sound of the sweeping continued and it was becoming unbearable then the thought of the supernatural came in, lest I remind you, our compound that time was very dirty, actually the dirtiest it has ever been.
I decided to check the window, the security lights outside were ON. I shift the curtains slowly while my heart was beating like the tempo of a kindergarten first time drumming a set. I had only moved the curtain by 1cm until I said "what if I see what I am not meant to see" that is how I switched of the T.V and ran back to my bed to sleep as I shut my eyes to forcefully put me to sleep because I couldn't bear the horrific lullaby of that sound that felt as if someone is sweeping. Worst of it all the sweeping sound had no particular tempo just the sound of someone randomly sweeping.

I woke up early that morning feeling weak, hoping the compound would be very neat, yea and behold it was as dirty as ever. I had to do the needful of sweeping the entire compound including our Neighbors side as well.
I then thought maybe the dead Lady which I mentioned earlier was angry, and since no one refuse to sweep her compound she had to do it anyway but funny enough she is just a ghost. At least that was my conclusion.

Based On A True Story
The Experience Still Gives Me The Chill As I Type This.

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Romance / Re: Please What Best Advice For This Friend. by sorority11(m): 11:55pm On May 13, 2020
Young lady, she accepted because of the money. If he was wretched of course she won't even look at him, if you can't date him then, why should you date him now?
You eventually fall in love of course that's what people do when they get so close. The guy will so dump you eh you will cry wella.
To avoid stories just break up with the guy and move on. Rekindling past relationship is always a no go area.
TV/Movies / Anyone Knows The Site I Can Download "My Name Is Earl" by sorority11(m): 9:22pm On May 06, 2020
Please help with the site to download this comedy series MY NAME IS EARL
Romance / Re: What’s An Insult That Sounds Like A Compliment? by sorority11(m): 2:55pm On May 06, 2020
I love the color of your teeth, and yellow is my favorite color

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Romance / Re: How Can I Get Over Someone Who Did Nothing To Me by sorority11(m): 1:59pm On May 06, 2020
I understand the guy, the guy is just like me. The reason he said so is because most times of his day he is busy and not in the mood to talk to you. And of course he believes that you calling at of the blue might not yield a fruitful conversation, so is better he calls when he is mentally prepared. Most guys are like that.
You just need to be patient with him, after all it is his call card.
But I still don't get why you would think of insulting him with such a flimsy thing as this. It is actually strange o.

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Investment / Re: Ways To Make Money Online 50$ And Above A Week. by sorority11(m): 5:51pm On May 05, 2020
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Food / Re: What's That Worst Mistake You Ever Made While Cooking? by sorority11(m): 10:07pm On Apr 21, 2020
During my undergraduate days.
1. First time I cooked beans I used groundnut oil, men the beans was tasting like sacrificed food even the look alone was so bear I was looking for stew to eat it
2. My predegree days I was cooking egusi jejely my guys were around, so I told one of them to bring more egusi from my food stuff bag, so I can mix with the one at hand since we were plenty, naso this guy brought ogbono I mix am with egusi put for my pot, my brother my sister naso my egusi just they draw like engine oil and it was clogging, they tab me that night I was forced to throw the soup the ne

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Properties / Re: We Are Port Harcourt Number 1 Property Portal by sorority11(m): 4:49pm On Apr 17, 2020
Your site is not working. How does it work actually, do you connect buyers and sellers for free
Travel / How Do I Take Bus From Ojodu Berger To Iyana Ipaja by sorority11(m): 2:27pm On Dec 10, 2019
Can you guys help me, how will I take bus from ojodu berger to iyana ipaja. Please answer urgent you can answer with the price of the T-fare
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Library of Birmingham by sorority11(m): 4:14pm On Aug 10, 2019
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