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Programming / Re: Becoming An Employable Full Stack Flutter Developer (ios And Android) by Sorrento: 12:17pm On May 13
Any tutorial I can use?
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Education / Re: UNILORIN Expels 14 Students For Examination Malpractices, Others by Sorrento: 12:29pm On Feb 21
clockwisereport:
Same here. A neighbour has been at home since Easter last year. I asked him. he said he has graduated.
I asked how come you graduated from nursing in two years. He said you can even graduate from nursing in one year - you just write all your exams and pass. dats all.

The lie just weak me.
Get out of here!!!!!
You're happy ur fellow man is expelled, shame on u!!!!
Education / Re: UNILORIN Expels 14 Students For Examination Malpractices, Others by Sorrento: 12:03pm On Feb 21
2shure:
U.i and unilorin....very strict. I have one useless neighbour who suddenly came home since April last year till now. I suspect he was expelled..or couldn't pass his exams and got withdrawn from the university... when u tell them to read and face their books.they will be doing fashion and big boy and big gal ..using expensive phones on empty stomach...hahahahaha. shame of these fools
No be everything Dem dey use mock person, life no easy for most people alaye
Romance / Fb Account For Sale by Sorrento: 8:30pm On Nov 03, 2023
5 years Facebook account for sale.

Contact o7o442815ninety-one
Crime / Re: Man Caught Printing Fake β‚¦β€Ž1000 Naira Notes (Pics, Video) by Sorrento: 12:43am On Jan 22, 2023
Bmaster:
emefiele is the real definition of una never see something.

Dude is busy sending messages on how old notes will no longer be a legal tender by the end of January,whereas the new notes are not readily available at the banks enough .


If this is not see finish on the side of the masses,then I wonder what see finish is grin🀣🀣🀣😜πŸ€ͺ
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
Sports / Re: Transfer: C. Ronaldo To Undergo Medicals Ahead Of $75Million-A-Year Move (Photo) by Sorrento: 1:42pm On Dec 29, 2022
Utanisco:
MINI GOAT


Lets check it out

Like for MESSI
Share for RONALDO

The mods or developers are manipulating the poll in favor of Ronaldo
Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Sorrento: 1:26pm On Dec 29, 2022
BigYash:
Its not because of your stature ,its because you don't have sense, that's why they don't wanna date you. Sending a girl 200k to date you.haba. You be big mumu,no apology ..

What you have to do first,its to swallow sense pill,and watch how the ladies will be crushing on you,begging to talk to you..

Now ,start from that useless precious. Most Toto called precious are mostly ungrateful element in friendship and relationships. I'm talking from experience..

Now tell that useless precious to send the money back,since she don even use her dirty mouth talk am..
Use the money to buy beans,custard and milk. You no go even spend reach 50k inside the 200k to get the things I listed.. No forget fill gas full ,cux you will need the gas too.. If you don collect the money from the useless precious, and buy the things,let me know. I go tell u what to do with it.So that you go gain more flesh and look fresh..
Share it for us too boss, I want to gain weight too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds United Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 28th December 2022 by Sorrento: 5:39pm On Dec 28, 2022
You people post man city game to the first page but never Barcelona. Nairaland mods shame on you. You're jealous of the best club in history.

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Romance / Re: Help I Need Advice On This Matter by Sorrento: 1:38pm On Dec 09, 2022
youngsahito:
you still continue sex after condum iyaf burst. Wait for week
No I didn't boss, I withdrew immediately
Romance / Help I Need Advice On This Matter by Sorrento: 12:18am On Dec 07, 2022
I went to one brothel in Ilorin this night to have sex, as I was having the sex, the girl noticed the condom has broken so I remove my prick immediately. I'm just a bit scared if I won't contact any STI.
MY question is, is it possible to contact any STI since I remove my dick immediately and didn't continue the sex.
Also the girl was dry af. She uses lubricant during sex.
Romance / Re: Help!! How Do I Stop Visiting Sex Workers by Sorrento: 5:52pm On Nov 24, 2022
Boogeyman557 any advice for this boy?

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Romance / Re: Help!! How Do I Stop Visiting Sex Workers by Sorrento: 11:49pm On Nov 23, 2022
Eyinju112:
Try get into a relationship with a lady, could be distant relationships since you don’t like seeing same face all the time...
But you need to be committed, not just committed, really committed in this new relationship....

Keep thinking negative things about Olosho, for example always have the thought that olosho spread HIV and you might be infected,, sha look for negative things to think about them all the time, and with time you’d hate olosho and focus on your gf....

Omo Noun pele grin
I can't believe a girl like you can give reasonable advice like this, I'm surprised icl. You type is rare among ur mates
Crime / Re: Brazilian Doctor Rapes Pregnant Woman While She Was Giving Birth by Sorrento: 3:46pm On Jul 13, 2022
4ward4:

Bloody Rapist Spotted. May a Dick be use to check the CM of your wife, your sisters,niece and all females associated to you. Then you can come up here to defend the act.Despite the forum is faceless your insensitiveness shows who truly you are in person.
Just shut up dude and leave that nigga tf alone
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Narialanders I Need Your Advice About My Career by Sorrento: 11:26am On May 28, 2022
Menh:
I wish to secure Sales and Business Development jobs in the Oil and Gas industry.

I'm currently running my MBA Marketing, and I posses BSc. International Studies.

I'm a Member of the Nigerian Institute of Management Chartered and planning to take my Certification from the National Institute of Marketing Nigeria next year.

Also, I posses Health Safety & Environmental Management certifications from the British International Safety Organisation.

Diploma in French Language from the Ministry of Education - France.

What other qualifications do I require to enable me secure a job Marketing job in the Oil and Gas industry?

.

Thanks
Family / Re: Young People's Success Annoys Me, I Can't Help It by Sorrento: 4:56pm On May 20, 2022
tshtsh:
Please stop being bitter. A lot of people are bitter like this but truth is you cant stop some people from being successful. It is just not possible. Instead you can learn from them.

When I started out as a youth corper in 2015 I got a software engineering job from an organization that really wanted to hire me but were constrained because I did not have the NYSC certificate. To get a hold of me they offered me a consultancy position from which I was making some good money. I was attending meetings with them at OEM offices, bank HQs and also designing/implementing some of their software products which they were selling to banks.

The funny thing was that I had a friend who was a civil servant and told me that I was now in Nigeria & advised me to forget all that software non-sense. That he can't even give out his daughter to any man that builds websites for a living. I tried to explain the difference between software applications and websites/webpages. He told me that any job outside the federal government is rubbish.

By my second month as a youth corper I had furnished my apartment fully. As a 23 year old with no responsibility I use to go to accra or abuja for some weekends from Lagos and also went on vacation to Barcelona during my service year. A lot of family members were questioning my source of income. Two weeks after completing NYSC the company I was consulting for made me an offer for a fulltime position & I paid down 3.5M for a car. I had been saving all through but wanted to be sure that they'll make me a fulltime offer before doing some things. Tongues were still all over the place. The friend that rubbished my profession was now also borrowing money from me. Family members were also gossiping all over the place.

I eventually left my first employer to one of his clients who poached me for some better pay/working condition. While working as a software engineer at my new place I went out of my way to learn new technologies that weren't even in use in Nigeria. With that I was able to land remote jobs after two years & as the naira got devalued my income improved because I was earning euros from a company in Malta and later Germany.

I got fed up with being in Nigeria and applied for the Canadian PR through express entry and was selected to apply for permanent residence. I eventually got the application approved, bought a Canadian number online and started applying for jobs from my home in Lagos. I was using the number I bought to communicate with employers. I got a software engineering job, accepted it and landed in Canada a few days before the job start date. Even in Canada some Nigerians I know were angry that I just landed and started working in my field four days after when they have been here for months without a job.

The bottom-line of this my short writing is that some people need to position themselves better and not accept anything they are told. I was told I have to teach in a school as a youth corper. I was also told by family members that most people that got jobs recently in the family were assisted by this particular uncle who was well connected & I should get close to him so he will help me. I was also told that I couldn't get a job paying me more than 20k during my service year. I was told I couldn't get a remote job in Europe as a Nigerian. I was told I wouldn't be able to get permanent residency in canada easily. I was told nobody will give me a job if I was outside canada. I was told so many things but I always felt I was greater than what people thought about me so it is not my fault that they are angry. They just lack the confidence and information at my disposal to take them out of the shell.

I encourage you to focus on your race and stop getting annoyed over another man's journey
Hopefully you see this boss. I'm also currently vwith no source of income rn. But I have been learning programming (html, css, JavaScript and python) for more than a year now. I really need an internship rn sir. I would be grateful for life sir.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Premier League Player Of The Month For April by Sorrento: 12:15pm On May 12, 2022
obembet:


You can say that again
I love Messi so much sis
Crime / Re: Chinyere Magella Ogudoro & Brother Burnt Alive By Husband,Benjamin Ogudoro by Sorrento: 1:59pm On Apr 02, 2022
Igbo

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Romance / Re: Brothel Quitting Challenge by Sorrento: 1:26pm On Mar 30, 2022
kenzysmith:
Am going 3wks without having sex in brothel. I feel proud
Eleribu, you go soon go very soon, na dem olosho go be your end las las

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Some Of The Weird Things You Do? by Sorrento: 9:41am On Mar 27, 2022
Come to nairaland when I'm bored. Nobody in real life knows I read nairaland blogs.
Romance / Re: Brothel Quitting Challenge by Sorrento: 6:51am On Mar 15, 2022
Una don go Olosho side again ba
Romance / Re: Brothel Quitting Challenge by Sorrento: 2:23pm On Feb 24, 2022
kenzysmith:
Today make it a week
Werey you don relapse finally, na olosho house dey go bury you las las

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Romance / Re: Brothel Quitting Challenge by Sorrento: 7:59am On Feb 14, 2022
kenzysmith:
2 days free
No worry if beta KONJI nack you, dey no go TELL you

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Romance / Re: Brothel Quitting Challenge by Sorrento: 11:17am On Feb 13, 2022
kenzysmith:
I was Down with 3 dangerous addictions
Masturbation
Bet9jaVirtual
Going to brothel

But I stop playing virtual Oct 19 2019 started Oct 2016
Stop masturbation Nov 19 2020 started Nov 2011
The last one is the bro is the brothel which I started DEC 2010 but is the last hurdle to go

Please am ready to fight this battle if u kW u are also struggling with brothel habit join me let encourage ourselves.



Bro what is wrong with fapping e still better make you dey go Olosho side nah.

All these count down things no too dey work...if you get bored or sad and better konji nack you,you go still go Olosho side

I go advice you make you stop Olosho first, dey fap and look for a better GF, then stop fapping totally and continue your life.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Isbae U Buys Mansion In Lagos (Photos) by Sorrento: 5:32pm On Jan 01, 2022
DemMannaScam:
Can we see proof of ownership?

Since una too like show off, kindly show us the documents of the house cool
Pm me brother. I can get you one.
Romance / Re: In Your Next Life, Do You Want Your Dad To Be Your Dad Again by Sorrento: 12:20pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kimiso:
no,... because he died so soon
Sorry. Mine died not too long ago
Romance / In Your Next Life, Do You Want Your Dad To Be Your Dad Again by Sorrento: 9:36pm On Dec 28, 2021
In your next life, do you want your Dad to be your Dad again?
As for me, never!not in this life again!
Sports / Re: Reactions As Mo Salah Celebrates Christmas With His Family (Photo) by Sorrento: 5:25pm On Dec 26, 2021
seandurse:
Sorry to say this but the biggest problem in this world is Muslim. I'm sorry but not sorry for this
But you know Salah is a Muslim?
E no go better for your papa
Celebrities / Re: Davido Storms His Father's House To Celebrate Christmas (video) by Sorrento: 4:54pm On Dec 26, 2021
obiekunie01:
Even him inlaw - (Imade uncle) dey there!

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL HAPPINESS!


If you are u doubt, check out adeleke family, obi cubana family, otedola family and my family! happiness all the time!
You poor ass family grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Norwich Vs Arsenal (0 - 5) On 26th December 2021 by Sorrento: 4:48pm On Dec 26, 2021
We told y'all, Guardiola will dominate Epl, you argued. I hope all of you have agreed now. Epl is not as tough as people hyped it.

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