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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Norwich Vs Arsenal (0 - 5) On 26th December 2021 by Sorrento: 4:45pm On Dec 26, 2021
Jokerman:


Lol... he deserves it.... he's the best coach in epl now... I don't even think his epic Barca side dominate like this... only UCL eludes him now, just like his Bayern side....
Lol... I'm not sure you watched Pep Barça. That's the greatest team of all time. A team that won sextuple, dominate the great Ferguson side back to back.

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Webmasters / Re: Codecademy Or Coursera, Which Is The Best For Online Learning? by Sorrento: 10:09am On Dec 26, 2021
Lalami3232:
Both are good, even W3schools.
But I never used any of them because I prefer getting different books from different authors online, with that, my knowledge is broader and wider. If I no dey grasp the concepts, I go use the DOC of the language/framework instead of those coursera/w3school.
Udemy videos still make sense too but u no fit compare yourself wey use udemy videos to people wey read different books.
Why I dey always stand out from the multitude be say, I wan know how the stuffs dey work behind the scene, not just how E dey compile at runtime. Laslas, do whatever works for you sha.
If I tell people say NodeJS na C++ program wey dem embed for inside Google v8 engine, dem no go believe. For the young developer, no just limit yourself to one source of learning, get different resources, that one go make u know am very deep.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Instead of you to truncate your life by doing yahoo/runs, go learn software development".
Na mumu you be.. I won't say more than that
Career / Re: How Fast Can I Get A Job As A Data Scientist Or Software Developer by Sorrento: 1:34am On Dec 25, 2021
karlnomarx:
I wish I have a job too undecided
Same brother, same! cry

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Sports / Re: From Messi, Wijnaldum, To Ramos: PSG Summer Signings Have Been A Failure So Far by Sorrento: 9:21pm On Dec 24, 2021
obembet:
Paris Saint-Germain’s bizarre season was perhaps summed up perfectly on Wednesday night at the Stade du Moustoir.

In a dull Ligue 1 clash with Lorient, Mauricio Pochettino’s side were held to a 1-1 draw in a game that did little to suggest that the Parisian giants were firing on all cylinders.

Yet rather than Mauro Icardi’s last-minute goal or the home side’s impressive point from the match, international viewers were drawn to the French league for all the wrong reasons when one of PSG’s stars made a complete full of himself.

Sergio Ramos, in only his second league appearance of the game, was brought on at half time and lasted just 41 minutes before walking back off the pitch after receiving his second yellow card.

While the former Spain and Real Madrid captain is somewhat notorious for his ability to collect cards, Ramos’ performance did a good job of encapsulating PSG’s stuttering season. A number of stars arrived at the club in the summer to take the club to the next level, but have instead turned the French giants into a laughing stock.

PSG’s silly season of summer signings
Back at the start of the season, PSG were praised across the world for their fantastic summer business.

Lionel Messi had arrived from Barcelona, Ramos from Madrid, while Georginio Wijnaldumm and Gianluigi Donnarumma had also made the move to Paris from Liverpool and Milan respectively. All, remarkably on free transfers.

However, to date, none of the four stars has really made a great impression on Pochettino’s team.

Ramos’ contributions have already been noted, but it’s worth bearing in mind that Wijnaldum has struggled to nail down a starting spot in the side and Donnarumma has made just eight starts from the first 19 league games of the season.

Messi, unquestionably, was signed to take PSG to the next level, but with just one goal and few assists in his first 11 league games

it’s hard to truly believe that the Argentina international is taking his new job all that seriously.

Perhaps the only summer signing that does seem to be doing well is right wing-back Achraf Hakimi, who already has three goals and three assists in 18 Ligue 1 games this season. Which may be down to the simple fact that he was the only signing made in the summer that was actually needed.

PSG will still walk to another Ligue 1 title and they may yet get their house in order to challenge for the Champions League, but as things stand these new high-profile additions seem to be less of a bonus for Pochettino and far more of a burden.

Source: https://m.allfootballapp.com/news/Headline/From-Messi-Wijnaldum-to-Ramos-PSG-summer-signings-have-been-a-failure-so-far/2738332
This obembet na one hoe(judging from pfp) :-Xthat can't keep Her mouth off Messi. I wonder how you even have Messi pic on ur phone despite your hatred for the Goat.

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Religion / Re: Why Christians Fall Into Sexual Temptations by Sorrento: 3:00pm On Dec 19, 2021
Op na the pic of the porn you just watched you post ba? E no go better for your papa
Politics / Re: President Buhari Is Stingy – Femi Adesina by Sorrento: 10:51pm On Dec 17, 2021
excellence44:
Afon... If you add ja na you sabi
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
No kill me with laugh ahbeg
Business / Re: My Cousin Sister Stole 200k From Our Business And We Want To Do This by Sorrento: 10:03pm On Dec 17, 2021
Op if you don't send the bastard girl to her parents, she will steal more.Send her to her parents please.
Nairaland / General / Re: The King Cobra I Killed. by Sorrento: 6:18pm On Dec 10, 2021
Ebubechuwku:




I have never used a transsion phone before... no be everybody be like u.. if we no yahoo, that doesn't mean we are not balling... grin grin grin grin
What is the name of your phone bro? I'm just asking
Romance / Re: Who Are Those Marrying The Female Doctors? by Sorrento: 9:54am On Dec 08, 2021
Sonnobax15:
grin
Na only man wey God use like two weeks create without mistakes go fit ginger go front female doctor........

Jokes apart,na only guymen wey get low self-esteem go see female doctors as demi gods undecided. If not, as a man wey know himself, irrespective of his career status suppose know say na only certificate be the difference between them.....At least we don see female doctors wey dey loyal to their husbands wey no even get shishi.
Sonnobax always speaking fact since 1900
Foreign Affairs / Re: Thomas Massie Posts Christmas Family Photo With Members Holding Assault Weapons by Sorrento: 6:49pm On Dec 05, 2021
: shocked look at them beauties. They are basically living my dream cool

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Put Things Or Poke At Their Decayed Tooth With Their Fingers? by Sorrento: 1:01pm On Dec 04, 2021
mamagee3:
Hi all, why do people put their fingers in between their tooth or put things in a decayed tooth that hurts?

Any dentists in the house, please explain
We do that to severe the pain
Romance / Re: Is Been Called A Yahoo Boy A Symbol Of Respect In Nigeria Of Today?. by Sorrento: 6:05pm On Nov 22, 2021
It has gotten to a point where youth feel among when they are being called"agba yahoo" . Even tho the real yahoo boys don't like to be regarded as such.
Romance / Re: I Need Help To Pay My School Fees by Sorrento: 4:19pm On Nov 22, 2021
Online begging is back!!!
Romance / Re: I Need Help To Pay My School Fees by Sorrento: 4:18pm On Nov 22, 2021
Greatzeus:
What is going on? Begging posts reduced drastically on nairaland this year,until this month, begging posts is springing up everywhere again.
The famous begger on nairaland who writes emotional tales is back. He wrote about finding N1000 on the ground and giving it back to a teenager who lost it. He wrote another tale of loosing N200 during an interview,both made front-page,and the gullible fell for it.
Omo you be boss o grin. I think say na only me notice. For this Naija wey we dey so,I dey surprise say people still dey fall for emotional tales shocked
Health / Re: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by Sorrento: 10:50am On Nov 22, 2021
All those snakes advocate for nairaland no go talk now oo, e no go better for all of una and your snake

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Romance / Re: I Might Kill Myself Tonight 2Am ( I had a rethink) by Sorrento: 11:24pm On Nov 21, 2021
Lol just say want nairalanders to fund your account not all these emotional epistle. 2am kor
Romance / Re: Help My Sex Life by Sorrento: 11:09pm On Nov 21, 2021
Manlikeayoo:
Stop Fapping....

You need some critical brain rebooting to return back to your normal self.

Forget herbs because it can't save you,herbs will only work if you are sexually healthy.

To all young lads out here, stop masturbating even if you must do due to sexual urge first of all reboot your brain and during the process you should be able to find love.

Excess masturbation make you feel useless, loss your confidence, you won't even be able to hold a proper conversation not to talk of taking to the opposite gender.

It mess up your sexual life

Excess masturbation with porn makes you objectify women as just sexual object which is more reason why most of you lads come here to derange the other gender at any slightest opportunity.

Am a living testimony and am glad I stop fapping

Thanks to the Nofap forum on Reddit

Just shut up!!! You think everyone is a weakling like you that can handle ordinary masturbation. Masturbation was not your problem, you're just a weakling
Crime / Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Sorrento: 6:05pm On Nov 21, 2021
malcom1X:


I dey 52.
Yeah, the only difference is that you are poverty stricken and you will keep getting poorer and wretched till you're left with nothing but your gbolaangry
Food / Re: How A Snake Was Killed And Eaten by Sorrento: 9:13pm On Nov 19, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
Jeez! this is so disgusting, this is more than Poverty.

Any white that click on this thread will feel Nigerians are still primitives living in jungles.
Shut up! if you turn to snake I go chop you clean mouth

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Been Living With Family Friends Whose Son Is Asking Her Out by Sorrento: 7:11pm On Nov 19, 2021
Op you no get but you dey bang d poor girl. Na why you dey give her wrong advice. May thunder faya you!
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Fan Gifts Him N1.6 Million After Meeting The Singer At Dubai Mall (vide by Sorrento: 11:00pm On Nov 17, 2021
motionarena:
Nice, but the boy look like person wey no get money.
Because he no fat ba?

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Career / Re: Marketing Or Engineering, Which Should I Choose? by Sorrento: 4:04pm On Nov 17, 2021
seanwilliam:
Marketing




Most people that studied engineering in Nigeria are now working in different fields not related to their course of study. It’s hard to get a job with that course grin.. As far as you’re in Nigeria , I’ll suggest you go for marketing— you can always land a part time job for marketing or you create one yourself . DYOR..

grin



Buying all types of Giftcards and PayPal funds . Tested and trusted, check my doggy
You just opened mouth and talk trash
Engineering has the highest success rate in Nigeria. Just search for electrical engineering jobs on Google and see how many openings you will see undecided

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Education / Re: UNILORIN Expels Salaudeen Waliu Aanuoluwa For Beating Lecturer To Coma by Sorrento: 9:50pm On Nov 16, 2021
Candidlady:
Where is that suicide bomber aka internet bomber aka damn niggar


oya come and give him a job now!!
i hope they lock him up, souls like his should be caged forever.

expel him from life
You really like the guy. He is living rent free in your skull
Food / Re: Penis Seen Inside Food Served In Lagos Restaurant (Video) by Sorrento: 2:39pm On Nov 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
The sight of this organ is nothing to write home about,very awful yet the carriers of these organs are quick to brag about it.
But you can't do without it in a Day grin

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A 26-Year-Old Lady And I'm 21 by Sorrento: 3:40pm On Nov 15, 2021
shocked
Op stop wooing her,she is just being nice to you, she doesn't like you. If you keep going to her place, she will just turn you to her puppet

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Serial ATM Fraudster In Delta by Sorrento: 12:11pm On Nov 10, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nigerians

First bank cards way dey that table many

He just dey obvious say na old people na im this guy dey take advantage of
What is the difference between you and him?
It's funny that you're criticizing someone in the same line of "job" as you
Celebrities / Re: Ex-Child Dancer, Amarachi Dance, Then Vs Now Photos by Sorrento: 1:06pm On Nov 04, 2021
Ournolly:

I wonder why lewd trash of this nature will be allowed in a public forum, whoever posts this disrespectful and rather disgusting trash deserves a permanent ban.
Snowflake everywhere, what is wrong with that innocent comment
Career / Re: My Success Story As A Civil Engineer Earning 7 Figures by Sorrento: 9:45pm On Oct 25, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
I'm into 3d visual Effects for movies hollywood standard
I self taught myself how to use Autodesk Maya 2016 and Adobe premiere pro

@Op I how to use softwares, rig and texture 3d models on building,animals, landscape
I will like to get in touch with you sir via email to work with you.
sad
You think say he go take you serious with this your moniker
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Beheads Mahjabin Hakimi, Female Volleyball Player & Posts Photos Online by Sorrento: 5:28pm On Oct 23, 2021
She died a week before vthe Taliban took over. Why does nairaland like spreading fake news especially about Islam

Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Reacts To Tiwa Savage Sex Tape by Sorrento: 9:25pm On Oct 22, 2021
Her career is ruined. Nothing wey anybody go tell me

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Family / Re: A Boy Was Shocked When I Told Him Yahoo-yahoo Is Wrong by Sorrento: 4:39pm On Oct 01, 2021
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Career / Re: What Are The Things You've Learned The Hard Way? by Sorrento: 5:04pm On Sep 10, 2021
Chevrolet076:
That life isn't fair, and thinking people will be there for you because you've once been there for them is setting oneself up for depression.

That there is a thin line between poverty between children and parents.

That no matter the situation, people will always push their own interests first before yours, no matter the relationship you have with them.

That nobody loves you or wants to see you succeed more than them, infact, your success could infuriate them.

That people will not ordinarily show you a way that they're earning from except if they get to have more money from such actions.

Life sucks indeed !!! angry angry angry angry angry
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