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Kondomatic:
Same here but I realized recently that nothing is there.

eyaa pkele.. It good of you to confirm this. Don't worry.. It is well my dear. Have a pleasant week.

Kondomatic:
Drink red oil or lay on your back, raise your two legs up and put in some red oil. Maintain position until everything goes inside.

Kondo dear.. I been dey tink say you get sense before before!!

Kondomatic:
Stop swallowing strong eba.

its not even about string EBA I tell you.. I didn't swallow Eba sef

bless2tom:
Tears while pooing.... Neva heard of that b4

are you a robot?

Emotions and other factors can move people to years but I still don't understand the concept of teardrops even in the rest room.

I know its not just constipation or forceful defeacation that can lead to tears because I during lots if water when I wake up every morning and also eat so much fruits after that. Like this morning, I ate a whole big ball of crunchy golden Apple. Just visited the rest room and it was going very smoothly and nice but see tears all over my face like a town crier..

Please my people.. What is the connection between the two abeg? Will you call it tears of joy or what?? Its funny shaa.

So last week Tuesday around 10 am, this friend of mine boarded a bus at coker express heading to Oshodi. He sat at the front seat with another guy already seated.

According to him, while their bus was in motion, the conductor started opening and closing the front door claiming it was faulty, he told my friend to help him hold the door firmly and he did while the conductor pretended to be adjusting it.

Few minutes later they got to Sanya bus stop and the conductor told him that his fare to Toyota bus stop is 200 naira but my friend declined that he won't pay it ( for those that takes that route frequently knows that the normal amount to that place is 100 naira) the conductor told him to alight if he won't pay 200. My friend stepped down from the vehicle and the car zoomed off. He immediately realized as he wanted to bring out his phone from his jean pocket that it was gone, then it dawned on him that they were pickpockets. He looked left and right, then realized they dropped him far from Sanya bus stop so he won't be able to get a bike to follow them.luckily for him another yellow bus stopped beside him while a passenger alighted. He rushed in, explained to the driver and passengers in the bus pointing at the bus speeding in front that he was just robbed, he promised to settle everyone incase anyone wants to stop at a point. Out of pity, they all agreed and the driver zoomed off in hot pursuit to the other bus unknowing to them.

They kept moving though at a time, my friend became confused as to which bus due to the constant overtaking of their bus by other yellow buses but one guy at the front already marked the bus and they kept pursuing the bus.

The bus finally stopped st Cele express to pick another passenger/victim thinking they have succeeded in their previous mission, my friend and their bus reached and overtook the bus and stopped at a very reasonable distance. My friend rushed out of the bus, went and lifted a very big heavy stone and started running back to those miscreant's bus (he said his intention was to hit their windscreen first and start shouting "ole" of course the next scenario would have been their bus been set ablaze like they did one the previous week) before arresting them coupled with the police station located at that bus stop. But as my friend was running hurriedly towards them, lo and behold! The conductor ran towards him from the bus, met up with him halfway to their bus and handed over his phone to him with two hands begging him with " sir abeg see your phone, no vex abeg" as he collected his phone, he was about dragging the boy by his shirt but in a split second, the bus appeared beside them and the conductor jumped in and they zoomed off before he could reach out to grab the guy lol.

It's a brave move shaa. I was all smiling when he told me this encounter. I applauded his boldness, bravery and sharpness because during my own time, I was just screaming and looking for who would pity me.

Soon I will tell you guys an interesting story of how my phone was snatched and I got it back later.

Goodnight peeps.

Its still me CHOCOLATEME
CHOCOLATE CREAM.

There was much noise at the BQ of the compound, it was built in a face me I face you form but consists of more than 12 rooms but demarcated with another gate between ours and theirs. I went out with my sister to check out why the noise.

We met a young boy beaten black and blue by other guys in the compound and also an unidentified lady with uncountable number of people there.some were arguing, some laughing and some trying to settle the issue.

On what happened, the guy brought a loose woman and went two rounds with her, invited his friends who according to the case last night, did one round each and paid her 1k per round. When they were all done and left, the main guy that brought her went for the third round and paid her 3k. So the next morning which was yesterday morning because this started 2 nights ago, he wanted another round without paying her and she refused stating that day has broken and she must be paid. So he seized her clothes, beat her to pulp and stabbed her on the thighs. His friends later got her clothes back and she left.

Last night she came back to the compound and the case continued.. The guy was beaten mercilessly and asked to pay her 10k for hospital bills. Imagine by 11:27pm last night they were still disturbing the whole neighborhood. As I was listening to what happened, I found out that the reason he beat the living daylight out the girl that morning was because he didn't cum (hmm) his three friends did only one round each and ejaculated but he did thrice plus he paid the highest amount. They were laughing that he drank a substance called buruktu or whatever they called it and that was why he didn't erupt.
I called all to attention to leave the compound or i call thr police or the owner of the house will be notified as they are not living with us.

This is a very shameful thing to happen and see what our young boys and girls has subjected themselves to. Where can this lifestyle eventually take us to? And even the room she was taken to was an old dirty empty room in that place, no single matress and the boy is not even a tenant only comes to sleep there at night. How can the incumbent ones leave the seats for a generation that is not ready to sit up.
I am sorry to say this but I know that some of us in this forum reading this story indulges in this kind of lifestyle.. Please let's adjust and be useful to ourselves, family and society as well.

He paid her the 10k at last. So you see, what has hr profited from the whole scenario? Nothing..
Save your little today, it will become big tomorrow.

Odi egwu

Ok

This issue has been bothering me so much especially viewing all those funny clips from my phone contacts' status. I even quote them in reply hoping to save it but it isn't working and after 24hours, the clips disappears.

Today I had a knowledge of it from my younger brother who knows how to to it. This is what he instructed me to do and I wish to share for us all to learn too.

Here we go:: Though for Android users only..

Is the price for the 2?

If I hear say this na true..

That got me laughing when I saw this post somewhere and I felt like sharing..

Its somehow hilarious but still makes sense.


Lalasticlala what do you think?

Its so sad.. We shall not experience such a trauma.. God rest their souls.
Fire incidents can be disheartening. God help us.

I just recovered from the injuries sustained from a fire incident that almost burnt down our house last three weeks.

God help us.

Thank you Lord for giving me an opportunity to be alive to celebrate my birthday today 18th May.
Happy birthday to me Chocolateme.

oshobar:
Kindly call me on 08107024162.

called but you cut the call on me

HomesOfLife:
Still expecting a call from you ma.

even when your number is highly Switched off. Well done.

oshobar:
Lol.. You're really funny. I was actually blocked by "anti spam bot" for trying to post with pics. I can only send pics to you via whatapp or email. Also kindly note that my phone number is on my signature. Cheers

ok but I have searched for your WhatsApp number and didn't see any on your signature. Please send it, I really need it tnx

Please anyone with an executive spacious upstair miniflat for me? Tnx good location with a fenced and gated compound. New house if possible

What a wonderful grammar to speak.

You are a big liar for not uploading any picture after putting up such an attractive show.

You are a fat liar for giving us no contact details, is it lala or seun you want us to call or the Snakes?

You better complete this thread before it will become me and you today on nairaland.
Yimu

Exempted:
Ohhhh sorry. Thought it was a guy i quoted...... U're beautiful though. Are u MA..IED?

tnx for the compliment. Nope ..

Kondomatic:
You're beautiful

tnx handsome

Exempted:
Some folks are uploading their babe's pix here......

Are you sure this is ur mum or you Girlfriend?

lol my dear.. Happy Sunday.
That's my mom besides, I am a female. The guy u see there is my brother with our mom. She had 6 of us.

davidortega:
Hot mama!

tnx oo Dave

Happy mother's day.. You are an awesome mom, you are a woman of valour, your prayers for me is manifesting in my life. I love you mother.

Second pix is momsie and bros.

I wonder if this is misplaced priority or good deed since the chick is also catching cold.

Lol..

Lalasticlala

O di egwu

Issorite

What this woman doesn't understand is that no one cares or gives a f**k about her media life. If only she knows how unsecured she seems whenever online, she won't be disturbing people's data bundle.

Wow

Hmm!! Hia! So na to dey drag clothes with us be the trend now abi?

For behaving this immature, I sentence you to a capital punishment of ....