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Donas11:
Going to collect my APL from another company tomorrow...
New Job gotten,not compared to NNPC but make dey take this one see road small fess...

Can't believe I almost lost this offer because of I was expecting NNPC APL,took a huge gamble,by telling them a high salary, it paid off and I just got a mail to come and receive my offer letter tomorrow..

NNPC APL is still the password..

Congrats boss!

bobowaja:
Lol. Me I am paying upfront. There are a lot of N5 and N10 inside N4m

I go hammer on top this ten ten naira .. the whole country is coming to watch the release of APL

GeniusOla:
Hahahaha, i was about asking for you.

I Neva miss the opportunity to make money, like anyone Nnpc presents.

Rahl444:
This is gonna be the sweetest Wednesday ever...
The God of APL plz locate me Amen..

And I brought more seats today... N10 per seat please, if you want to reserve seats, pay N5 upfront

GeniusOla:
Good point... Its far far beyond... I will stop here. (Forgive my long post)

Always giving me joy!
I need someone who will coach me like this in animation, like in-toto.

CircleOfWilis:
https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/careers/how-to-move-on-after-failing-to-get-the-job-you-really-want/ywkwbce
.the above will be of help

Walahi this guy you're not alright... Lol

GeniusOla:
His info may be outrightly false but i perceive his innocence. He called his info "purpoted" "rumor" which other word? That's not someone who wants you to take the info to heart.

Person wey collect NNPC APL, still de work hectically for office again? abi she don forget say the place na her FORMER ofyx? Next notification please, this one is not sweet

Rafiq2:
Lol, if this thing no commot dis week ehn... Balher, MUB's & their new intern cocococo will scatter this thread & gloat like they won a ticket to heaven

Maybe the APL would land louder in the middle of their gloating...

bobowaja:
Shoot your shots bro. She is into you. It takes a lot of balls for a lady to open up to a crush on public forum.

On a faceless forum, it takes a lot of nothing actually.

Teaser4:
lol ma'am. I hope babajelili won't come for my head like this, na so so mouth I get oh I no sabi fight hehe. Same here ma'am(You're my crush too)... jarrow don accuse me say I dey zone. nothing like that ma'am
. Good morning ma'am, I hope you have a wonderful day. may apl fall on us "in souljar's voice"

Yes boss! APL is coming... good morning boss, your boy is loyal sir.

Teaser4:
oh bro no mind jarrow, he put on me on the spot... I don kuku reciprocate....

Lol... when punches begin fly upandan, Jarrow go miss o... Lol

Lordlight20109:
You better stop. You did nothing wrong. Those guys feel they own this thread, but they don't. Everyone here is entitled to his or her opinion and you don't owe anyone any apology for what you post here. Don't ever beg anyone here for forgiveness anymore. Your last warning

And you are?

Jarrow:
Person call u crush, u quickly call am Sis.
Bro which kind zoning be dat na?

Make e call am crush back? Which principle is that?

Sorry for the late delivery... All of you standing coman pick one one chair...

olasunky15:
Ride on bro.... awa l'eyin ee bi ike. awon alale ilu yi agbe ee...

if you need more epe incursion from other yoruba pantheon.... like obatala, eeshu lalu ogiri okun, sango olukoso aya ina ajala edu, ogun lakaye osi mole.... do not hesitate. At your service.

seems that's the only way to sanitize this thread.

I know these guys are bracing up expecting us to be shamed in the coming weeks if nothing dropss, but they shall be put to shame. omo ina larasi ina.

The rise of the sons and daughters of babalawos
Anything for sanity mehn

number5:
i have not laughed so hard like this in a long while. At the end of all of these, i surely have to write a book that take's its special elements from the characters and happennings in this group. 'moogoogaipan'

Idea bro!!

Mitocyan:
Ok who will now take your place in the "I" of MIB?

I dunno ooo... He's still putting the I himself.

Rahl444:
DPR people once they come with their sauce,you start to ask yourself which "one is the " one?"

This photo off me. Lol

Amblarry123:
Success notification dropped via SMS.... No jokes... It is serious... The guy has reported... Please let's ask those persons we know that went for the interview.... Most are not on nairaland.... Many persons on nairaland are just passersby while some ill talkers� ....

You are a passerby, and starting to sound like an ill talker without that screenshot.

InsanJidda:
Any update on APL despite the noise from Tower. matured reply pls, no insult.

I just want to tell you in the most mature way, I don't have any info. Always glad to help

It's a bad time to have a new moniker here and post anything sour. You either get cursed or worse...

GeniusOla:
I plead on behalf of beam, lets look beyond what has happened and move on. Unto the next one. We move...

"Beam" is the improved version of grupo. Any such vibe will henceforth be treated as Beam.

souljar:
I come I peace...

Okay. Just checking if I was banned too. M used to that sort of "collateral banning".

I come I peace...

joobseekar:
only you? you don mention am finish nau, wetin you still wan make we add again?
kk, lemme try, Access theory, theory gan gan, i'm too busy, jobless, learn a skill, get busy, i've moved on, HR, GGM, PA to GMD, PA to GMD's Son, Grupo, MIB, FBI, Mature, First class, 1300 employees,...
make i no mention am finish, others should add theirs...

How una take forget LOMS?
That was the first hit!

TeddyX:
Where this one from come out? Lol.
Where teaser4 dey seff, shey you no go like come carry your brother abi.

Oga u think u have made it in life being a Nairaland nuisance, we genuinely don't have your time o. All this one you're doing... Better goan borrow a sloth your time cos clearly you're useless to yourself.

TeddyX:
We die here

Amen, for you alone.

Donas11:
Big boss,please return his call..

Maybe,he wants to confirm my name on the list..

Hahaha... Med o!

22General:
I can see our "not so interested brothers" having a 'field day', today. I can only imagine what it will be like if by next week Friday, nothing pops up. And you said these guys really made it to CBT stage?

Don't mind them. They hibernated after Jarus dropped a bomb here and on his website. They're just some low budget internet terrorists. Not a single word from them yesterday, not one! Dem even fear Wednesdays... Cowards!

kachii77:
....the fear of chopping ban....nice technique..

OT

cocococo:
The ‘Uncle Jarus’s account was hacked theory’ loading. The Jarus fan club will do anything to keep their oga sacrosanct. I can’t wait for February 8th. The thing about Nigerians is that una nor dey hear word. Remove your mind from any speculated date(s), but for where: they are back to what they were advised against. Take any APL prediction serious at your own peril.

The same way the burnt sauces will do anything to keep the GMD's "soon" sancrosanct. Thunder will soon fire these people.