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Hissexcellencie: not me: †ђξ thread, and its d chief talkative.

Welldone bro i see u.... Anyways me personally wish d chief parrot more saliva 2his mouth.... Coz i know he is a sowlful parrot

WhytJane: lwkmd
my day was good.. did some chores and also some washing..... u added spice to my day with your hilarious posts.

Woow!! Am quite glad 2knw dat.... And also elated 2knw my posts where able 2put a smile on ur fair dimples( a pixture of my wilde imagination tho ) ..... It wld humbly b my pleasure 2 continuin puttin a smile on dat cute face of urz be it consciously or unconsciously

Samguine: Her day was tiring

Hmmm! Hommie i wnt b surprised if u were an activ participant in her tiring venture 2day

highmey: I don't know we take things so personal

This is just an online forum, whereby you meet different beings that are far different from you "In psyche, intelligence, reasoning and rest"...

Life's too simple

I won't quote names, but I expect us to be tolerant (Even if someone mocks you), cos this is just a forum where people can even pretend to be what they are not.

Imagine a guy like me, pose like a lady, with a sexy monicker, a lovely pix, and chat like one. Of course, I know some guys would gladly welcome me to this thread.

So why on earth should I take anything I see on this forum serious?

Meanwhile, August 5 is fast approaching... Patiently waiting

Bro u sowlonpoint dat ur point looks more lyk a giant ball..... Thumbz up 2u bro

WhytJane: hehehee.. hw was your day?

my day was d perfect blend of activities.... respondin 2 diss's thrown my way on 1hand,keepin calm and settlin ish's wit sum hommies,tryin 2pass useful info on d otherhand and @ d end of d day sleepin peacefully and dreamin abt my paradise like camp were i do tinz wen i like and wen i want ... Thats a summry of myn,wld luv 2knw abt urz also

Samguine: Oya, I'm in . Where are dem ladies?

Bro ahn ahn.... 4d sake of ur e-hearthrob lets codedly runz dis package nw ..... D lasthin i nid nw is 2add 1 xtra enemy 2my alrdy huge list of enemies on dis thread ... So as a hommie in da brodahood we wld discuss beta codedly

Samguine: Oya na..lets go there. Ama fill forms?

Are u kiddin me bro Fill form 4wat... A VIP like u as a freepass 2 d sowltrain with no restrictions watsoeva..... d sowlman is always @ ur pleasurable service

WhytJane: sowl sowl sowl

Yes ur royal flyness..... D sowlman answers her her royal flyness's clarion call.... How may i b of humanitarian service 2u?

Bacteriocin: Sure bro I get ur point bt as I've said earlier, shey u see wetin som pipu dey use reply wetin I talk?

I havent seen it yet but honestly bro u cant blame dem coz ur approach was a lil harsh and u wld make 1st tym visitors on d thread look @ d activ membaz lyk being jobless and goaless,which is no good 1st impression 4 a visitor,@ d sametym sum pipz might ve gone ovaboard wit dere correspondin reply 2 ur initial post, i wld advice u just kip a lowkey and dont turn out 2b ''sowl d wilde1'' lyk me ,wey nor dey take nonsense,but if u feel u can handle dem on a 1 on 1 basis feel free 2throw caution 2d wind and fight dem on a pound 4 pound basis or even more

Samguine: shey money go enter my pocket?

On the sowltrain its luxury xtravaganza 4u.... 1st class treatmeant like neva b4... With shawtyz with d heavenly smile and touch,bliv me u u just cant resist.... How abt dat 4 a stat?

sisiafrika: If one refuses to 'work' service state and end up in an unpalatable place like Kano or any stupid northern states, wat would happen? Can such person wait till wen subsequent batch is ready? Hw den does he reject the call up letter without going for redeployment? Thanks. Ehn, even if u wanna redeploy, wat lies can u put up?

If u need help on dat(i.e smartways 4 redeployment) feel free 2 quote me and i wld giv u a coded channel 2reach me.

Samguine: Shey the sowltrain na cult group?

If it was a cult grup it wld in no way b sowlserenade(peaceful)

Bacteriocin: Lyk srsly dis thread shud b lik a grp chat whr nd whn u only post tins dt r relevant to all and kip all communications dt r personal personal. Each time I see hw long d thread is growin nd only come to see pipu xchangin "hi","hello" nd "hw u doin", it mks me ask d simple question: "wht is d essence of dis thread?"
Pls peeps, adjust. I don't care if som pipu wil com bak to claim dey r d "ogas" here o but just kip one tin in mind: majority of u claiming to b one tin or d oda here, wen we get to camp, we shall see who. Faze to faze is beta dn one million e-posts.

Bros u made a cogent point... But u cant really blame us..... Just blame it on d boredom and anxiety,peeps on dis thread nid sum sort of shock absorber and solace and i thnk this thread perfectly serves dat function.... Mind u bro,anoda primary function of dis thread is 2make frnds and familiarise with oda intendin corpers as ourselves,so we stil partially fulfillin d purpose!!!

Samguine: I really like the sound of that word. Sounds cool

Tnx bro ....... Feel free 2join me on the sowltrain coz its gonna b sowlserenade

highmey: @Chykmoni... I sight you Bro! Hope u enjoying this hols....

@Sowl... I must say, I feel you Bro! Safe!

Gud evening everyone...

I humbly doff my heart 4u boss.... D sowlman hails thee and is sowlgrateful

ngozionefeli: pix M bein optimistic abt it. V nt collected

oooooh!!! I see ..... I hope d GOD of optimism puts ur prayer in2 consideration

Footlocker: It's up to us an individual's to read in between the lines! Obviously everybody capacity for analysis cannot be the same,history helps in guiding certain conclusions/decisions! But I must say! In relation to that matter!

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"If am right am right, if am wrong am still right, cause I could have been right"

Youse nigga is a freaking gangsta disciple 4rm d bolded..... Get rich or die tryin, we can stil be rite even wen we go wrong

sokarsenal: . Game Over........you are now boring me............let me go play with my pet at home, he might give better entertainment

ooooh!!! Lord of pets dats quite reasonable of u bro... Wish u well and fun on ur line of hobby

mikedimeji: Good evening everyone, pls where is the "greatest Economist" of our time.
The one they call Sowl.

i humbly doff my sage hat 4u boss ...... The sowlman surely hails thee coz he is sowlgrateful.

ngozionefeli: m n lagos batch, God sef don stamp m for d call up letter

Abeg na 2show us ur call up leta via pix or we dnt bliv it

sokarsenal: . Hmm........even my pet of 2 years doesn't RESPOND to me as well as you do......u are a good entertainment and play mate.....OYA RESPOND

Is dat all u gat in ur arsenal of words? ,,,,,, u very well knw u can do beta

ngozionefeli: All dis bomb blast dey r throwin evryday n kano, if person c kano for call up letter, wetin d person go do so? All dis bomb blast dey r throwin evryday n kano, if person c kano for call up letter, wetin d person go do so?

Pesin go 1st of all kneeldown 2 GOD in prayer 2grant 1 mercy journey 2d camp,after gettn 2camp do fastin and praya 4 good 3days in d 1st week of camp so as nt 2b a victim or even witness d bomblast while u are dere.... And in d 2nd week of camp b d 1st pesin 2line up 4 re-deployment on d grounds of insecurity... Then @ d end of d 3rd week immediately afta closure of camp,pack ur bag and baggages and head 4home b4 boarding d bus make sure u twale baba GOD 2grant u anoda safe trip like he did 4u @ 1st.... I wrote all dis coz u wld ve no choice other dan redployment 2change ur fate of bein posted 2kano.

WhytJane: infact you are a "comedy"

If i am a comedy wld gladly and kindly b my commedinna?

saltinn: yes

Den prepare 2 attend convocatn on wenzday dis week

mandonnels: boss i knw...
ppl now see as troublesome dude...
just try and ignore some post

They aint far 4rm d truth actually.... D only reason dy re mistaken is mistaken bein wilde 4 bein trubblesum #sowlwilde#.

sokarsenal: . It does because you saying my statement Is cliche shouldn't concern me bro.....I said it for my pleasure not urs, OYA RESPOND

If u knew u sayin all dis 4ur pleasure y den did u quote me wen i quoted cutekemitola about d act of GODliness.... U cld simply ve overlooked it and spare urslf all dis hassle

Footlocker: if your commending someone make it clear! With the controversies your immersed in one can allow deem your comment in the negative light! Am not here to debate which NYSC practices are worst! Because if I begin to list them! You'll run and hit your head on the wall for even bothering to attend 3weeks camp! As for the whole fraud /medical report! I said the ACT was a fraud! Which YOU advocated! I'm by no means against it! As am not a hypocrite!

Am glad u made mention of d bolded... so in summary u actually judged me based on d prejudicial conclusion of urz believing i am lord loki d mischievious god of dis grup aiiyt.... As a learned and vastly xperienced colleague i wld suggest u make ur adequate investigations and tryin screenin and readin in btw d lines b4 u cum 2ur conclusions. I also appreciate u 4not being an hypocrite ...thumbz up 4u on dat. Tnx and peace out.

sokarsenal: . I thought you are a supporter of 'don't live your life to please people?'..........if you were you should know, that sounding 'so cliche' is should not be my concern........OYA RESPOND...and make sure to entertain me or I'd end the conversation like yesterday

Not livin ur life 2please people as no correlation watsoeva wit all ur hogwash u just typed .... And 4yr info i boldly stated as a reply 2ur surrendering statement yesta9te '' YOU LIVE 2DIE ANOTHER DAY''

Footlocker: People like you keep things interesting on threads like this! Your a controversial human being! Your the same guy who offered doctors report so as for people to commit fraud, yet you speech of honest intentions and a better nigeria! Your a comedian! But go do that .....away from my quotes!

Looool!!! lyk srzly bro .... So shld my offering help 2my fellow 9jirian corper b a yardstick 2 determine my intentions? .... And my honest intentions i meant was me commending u 4d post u posted 2dat ladyz question,which has nothin 2do wit d medical report ish u brought up ... As 4callin medical report a fraud is really funny 2me ... Coz dere are much more worst process in d NYSC scheme dan wat u stated.
And please respect urslf and neva refer 2me as a comedian or clown eva again coz i wld so not like my reaction. Peace out

sokarsenal: . Like I said 'YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO HAVE INTEREST IN WHAT I DON'T HAVE INTEREST IN'.........oya RESPOND

Dont u get tayad of d bolded coz 2me its beginin 2sound so cliche

Footlocker: There always has to be a clown amongst the crowd! Is that your moronic attempt at sarcasm! Is it my job to fix nigeria I think not, why make pointless comments! People like you will learn the hard way!

U actually succeeded in making me speechless... Congrats 2u,dat was a job welldone.... But come 2think of it u kinda soundin like a senior bro of which i admit u are coz u are an alrdy serving youth corper wit xperience dat cant b bought.... But u gat me amused simply bcoz u cldnt tell d difference btw a clear and honest intentions 4rm a sarcastic and mockery statement... I wnt banter words wit u coz i wld accord u d respect u deserve simply bcoz u ve contributed immensely and positively 2dis thread.
As 4me learning d hardway i can only laff @ dat presumption of urz simply bcoz if u knw me and wat i ve bin tru and stand 4.... U wld knw beta and wldnt say such... Tnx 4ur invaluable contributions and audience 1nce again.