₦airaland Forum

heemah: Working on my Marriage Certificate alrdy...evnthough im still single, ma dad's middle name will b used as ma husbamd name..i cannot come and go and kill myself away in Adamawa State

Heemah u are tryna complicate tinz so much 4urslf lyk srzly..... Makin use of a fake marriage cert is more complicated and risky dan makin use of a med report... Coz wit marriage cert u wld be involved in sum beraucratic legal process and also u wld stil need 2submit a change of name published on a 9ja newspaper 2back it up ,if u knw d process involved u wld knw usin med report is much more beta.... Just try and reconsida ur steps

stoicism: bro we have a group on whatsapp, do u mind joining us ?...

It wld b a pleasure and an honor.... Here is my watsapp numba: 08085994525

Samguine:
*mounts nuclear warhead*

++Mounts atomic bomb rocket launcher 2counter attack++

Samguine:
*mounts nuclear warhead*

++Mounts atomic bomb rocket launcher++

Samguine: You want to go to camp with a complete heart? What gives you the assurance that ama break your heart? What makes you think that what I seek from you is just for a 3-week fiesta? I am not that type of man joor .

I am that type of guy that believes in the sanctity and pricelessness of the heart of a woman. Ama treasure your heart, care for it, nurture it and lovingly watch it bloom.

#JustOneChance

@prixxy.... If u eva try 2giv him ur glassy fragile heart den u are @ risk of him doin wat he indirectly stated above i.e he wld make u enta 1chance lyk a kidnapper and den bomb ur heart in boom way like boko haram

Meeky: hahahahaha.sowligitis cum sowlinopathy cum sowlinesterase.lol

Chaaaaiiii!!! Ogaa doki,osi ginni.... Y do i feel lyk dose medical suffix sound more like laboratory manufactured viruses

Meeky: lol.the enigma called SOWL.NA SO BRO.

I doff my hat 4u my 1 and only 9raland doctor without borders

Meeky: Dr meeky in anambra oh.chai daris God.#team anambra

D people cant wait 2ve Dr.meeky in anambra 2cum and liberate dem 4rm d deadly ebola virus

moshmod101: Sowl E baba me dey interested in dis one o my G

Contact me via call or watsapp on 08085994525

XerXesNG: Is there anyway to verify its authenticity?

Make mention of anyway u wld wanna use 2 authentify if its fake or original,coz i cant thnk of any 4nw

Any intendin corper intrested in gettin an authentic and duely signed medical report by a chief medical practitioner in a lagos general hospital shld quote me and i wld giv u a channel 2contact me

XerXesNG:
Please what ailments work best for redeployment?
Now that govt doctors are on strike...what would you suggest to facilitate redeployment?
Abeg make una answer o! Not all this chat you people are chatting, some people need to redeploy or they will die.

I can help u get an authentic medical report 4rm a general hospital in lagos even with d doctors strike presently holdin ,which is duely signed by a chief medical officer ,just quote me bak if u are intrestd

adedeji65: so saki and Eruwa is cool to serve , wen last did u visit oyo,? Ogbomosho nd oyo are cool though ......

Dis are 1st hand info 4rm currently servin corpers.

Samguine: What if you thought that you wld get to camp safely, what if you thought that Boko won't give you problems, what if you thought that you would actually enjoy the state, what if you thought positive, what if you stopped thinking evil and negative. What if...

Please prophet sammypenguine help me educate dis ladyz oooo

Cutekemitola: abi,personally..I can't even travel long distances.....I ll now go to kebbi...it sounded scary...just hope november own ll favor us

am nt trynna sound like an angel of doom but wat if d same happns in C14 dat u are hopin 4 since u are nt 100% sure of even runzin it,wld u nw wait til A15?

rationalmind: Hehe, you dey wear skirt?

Do i luk lyk a scottish cracker 2u .... If u nid men in skirs(MIS) den i wld suggest u book d nxt available flight 2 glasgow scotland,u wld get way u are askin 4

rationalmind: I would have said something if you were from there. Since you're not, no need

Me i am proudly an indigene of ogun state ,oya talk wetn u wan talk

traecey: dts moi-moi na...nt even 4hrs

Samguine:Sorry to burst your bubbles sugar..only Ibadan is good. The rest are NOTHING to write home about. #MyOpinion
Contrary 2 samguines personal opinion.... Oyo state is 1 of d best places u cld camp and also serve,below are d obvious reasons.....
If U've been posted to Oyo State.
Hmmm U're in d best state I must confess!!! Iseyin is d best camp in terms of good food.
To the Ladies! camp is opened for 2-3days. Pls don't rush yourselves on d first day to Iseyin camp. Iseyin camp has got lots of accommodation space. If you go
on d first day,trust me u wouldn't get a nice hostel, you would get those high-rise buildings olori hostel, olona hostel. Where there are about 50 in a room with
depressed bunks and no light sockets. But the nice hostels are being occupied when the high rise is already being filled up and that's on d second/third day. Though get to d camp early enough on d 2nd day. But d most important thing is to b in a lively community when it comes to PPA posting.
Dnt over hustle for Ibadan, there are other nice places where visitors don't know, you will definitely enjoy life
in Oyo state. Especially, if posted to places like Saki, Oyo, Ogbomosho, Iseyin(24 hrs electricity), Okeho, Eruwa, Ibarapa North and South, they give out
accommodation and they enjoy guaranteed electricity for 72hrs, plus kerosene allowance of N2,500 monthly
frm d LGovt. Iseyin(72hrs electricity) is a home of yam, yam flour, and with 100naira, you can cook a full pot of
soup.
...Welcome on board
Plateau state is a nice place, though the state govt doesn't pay corp members. The camp is very new and Ʋ'll enjoy it. The weather could get very cold, so might consider getting some cold clothing. Cost of living is cheap, a lot of vvegetables, cheap potatoe and its kind. The people are welcoming. Though there are no go zones. U'll be very fine if u stay outta the 'no go zones'. Don't worry, ur PPA won't be in those zones.

Footlocker: Well I guess those in stream 2 would wish that were true! And may be peddling that rumour, At this point I doubt anybody actually even genuinely knows If stream 2 will round up service the same time as stream 1! Since they didn't start at the same time!(what's certain is everybody must do 1 year) I personally don't no!

Tnx 4d brief info u gave me

zaiinneeii: Was sad wen I found out dat I had been posted to bauchi, bt am pretty sure na redeployment sure pass

Dear u dnt ve 2worry much ,coz u ve an automatic redployment ish on groind alrdy,plus look @ d bright side d plateau camp is a new camp wit luvly facilities,trust me it wld b fun..... by d way my name is wale,may i knw urz?

buksich: LAGOS STATE..wntd ogun tho

Congrats dear ..... Stream 1 or 2 ?

Footlocker: The only problem with benue is HIV! the girls are very generous ! #just saying

Bro i heard corpers goin 4 stream2 wld be paid both august and septemba allowee 2geda as a lumpsum... Plz hw tru is dis? ..... Walahi if na tru na 2 just find way 2enta stream2 na im go make sense pass ooo

zerray: hahahaha i cnt cry o i dnt regret either.i hv plans for my life already so abia or any other place wont chnge it but still i m considering redeploying,but i might chnge my mind.

Dont change ur mind ooo abeg.... Coz mesef i wan redploy so 1less corper thnkn of redployment means 1 more open space 4me 2do so

Cutekemitola: the problem dere is dat I cnt risk going d distance,I get affected by little tinz...dunno wat ll happen to me on d way sef...

i thought u bein d GODly person u are,shldnt ve any problem wit d mundane harsh realities,u knw deep inside u ,u can always call on d almighty 2lead d way and apply simple logical reasonin by doin wat is necessary 4u 2redploy

Cutekemitola: was posted to kebbi...and I can't go d distance

B4 u go 4camp y nt get a med report den wen u get 2camp u can redploy easily

noordean: kemi lasu what happened? tot sowl made it?

Yes nordean i made it 2 bayelsa...cutekemitola u dnt ve 2worry coz u wnt b campin in yobe dat u were posted i heard its either abuja or benue dat wld b ur camp site.... So differin ur service batch is nt an assurance u wld get sumwere beta,if nt anythn u stand a chance of wastin ur tym and even endin worse off @ d end of d day,my lil advice tho.

zerray: how do i redeploy wtout health nd security issue? sowl.i need ur help o

U trynna tease me aiiyt? ..... Coz i ve seen all ur post all dis while and i noticed u really xcited abt goin 2 abia..... Beta take time b4 i ask my oga @ d top 2 help me transfa u 2 kano

stoicism: a little over 5 years here, itsnt easy here ooo but yet ur lucky to be posted to Bauchi....

Bro are u kiddin me Did u just say i am lucky 2b posted 2 bauchi... And yet u were hummin wen u saw u dat afta spendin most of ur tym in bauchi u stil bein redployed back dere ,and u were also soundin disgruntled abt it wen u posted on d main B14 thread... And y wld u say am lucky 2ve bauchi which is dclared a volatile state by NYSC which means i wld also ve 2 sacrifice anoda 1 month @ home and wait 2go 4camp while majority of my mates are in camp......i commend u 4d motivation and inspiratnal solace u tryna instil in us ,but lets b realistic dere is nothin lucky abt bein posted 2 bauchi.

stoicism: its a new camp so we gonna be having fun i guess....have u ever been to any northern state ?

Neva travelled outsyd d western region b4... So d north is a totally foreign terrain 2me

stoicism: that's true, its even on their website. I read from a post on nairaland that schools shall stop giving out call up letters on Friday,can that be true bro?

Am nt sure abt d callup leta info..... Do u ve any idea hw d plateau camps looks like

stoicism: its quite peaceful compared to other anarchical northern state, no state allowee, comparatively low cost of living, good road network, socials=zero,.....will be traveling to Bauchi on Friday for my call up letter. Hows lag?is ur call up ltr ready?

Yes boss ,wld b collectn my call up leta 2day.... Dey said we wld b campin in plateau by septemba,hw tru is dat?

Am also being posted 2 bauchi..... A graduate of lasu studied economics. Plz stoicism giv us more info abt bauchi