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that WTF!!! Moment.... Where niggaz and shawtyz b shivering and fidgeting like they are abt 2receive dere HIV status result all b coz of calluplettalophobia....... Hmmmm!!! It suckz being an intendin corper @ dis point in time!!!!

rationalmind:

No worry, in a few hours time, I'll shame you and samguine with news of my posting to Ogun State.

Oooh! U mean ogun state(war state) ..... Ehn na ,war state na kano,borno and adamawa na

Smeeky: Make thunder open ur left nyash
Na after desert dem go post you..werey boy

Loool!!! Lwkmd!!!

rationalmind:

Don't be surprised if one of this actually comes to pass.

Definitely not mine by the way

Guy calmdown u and sammypenguine are partners in crime so he cant b mistaken abt ur own vision of all people

Valentinooo: That one na vision B14. I like that my own sha, but that sowl posting got of laughing

My guy laff wel wel ooo.... No dey surprised if me and sammypenguine switch positions by 2mao

Samguine: Rationalmind---Jigawa

Sokarsenal---Kwara

Smeeky----Gombe

Zerray----Osun

Traecey----Enugu

Valentino----Abuja

Sowl----Yobe

Adedeji65------Bauchi

Honeydear-----Lagos (Stream 2)

Enimony-----Lagos (Stream 1)

Ojesta.....Bayelsa

WhytJane.....Ogun

Skateboard....Zamfara

#Visions

Shebi u na prophet elijah ehn... Mr sammy penguine... I swear na sambisa 4rest sure pass 4u

osemu8: Sowl e baba n others abeg no e-war tonight,some persons are anxious abt their posting not a good time to heat up dis house

House wey dey heated up alrdy.... I wan help ona cos kasala so ona go carry ona mind commot 4d callup tension

sokarsenal: . Me chi onu.......make we read posting this night......don't litter the thread with nonsense e-exchange.....there is time for everything, this is the time to be serious

Guy if u like dey in between d devil and d deep blue sea.... Kokan aye. U no fit say make i no talk,oga pakwell ooo

zerray: buahahaha im sorry jare i knw u will sha attack me.sorry o ejo. jeez u ars so predictable damn

neva bet ur money on dat ooo

zerray: sowl sowl u see no b by grammar and long essay lmao.

And wats dat supposed 2mean nw.... Na pple lyk u dey make pesin wan beef pesin,coz ona go dey ovatalk.... As im dey spill out im resume make i cum beef am na im u want abi? Do u knw wat my own resume also holds,abi shey na everybody go dey brag abt such ni?

zerray: something tells me lag will be better than ph after service for u. i cn imagine ur cv already damn im impressed

Nor b only u dey impressed ooo.... Dis boss here wan dey intimidate im fellow corpers wit im 1st class CV and well packaged resume

Gbajabiamila1: I pray they give everything o cos me I'm coming from a far place and I can't afford hanging around cos of the letter. Na to go prostrate for them o.

Bro take am ezy oo,i go advise u make u chill til thursday b4 cumin 2skul since u are cumin 4rm a far place

ajasa4link: Am not really sure they will paste d list tomorrow sef. I asked friend who was posted last year when the list was pasted and he told me he got to know about where he was posted in his callup letter. He said d list was pasted later

We myte b lucky 2ve it diffrntly dis year,but any which way we wld knw b4 dis week runz out.

Gbajabiamila1: @Ajasa4link and sowl, pls do you guys have an idea what SA may do tomorrow. You know say they get 'something' for head there. They may want to hoard it as if na their property.

Bro na tru u talk jeere, dose lasu SA pple dey do lyk say messi dey play la liga 4dem head... Dat1 no consign me all i nid 2knw by 2mao is where i was posted via d pastin d info on d stdnt affairs board lobatan i wldnt mind collectn my call-up leta on friday.

mikedimeji: 1st class CE FUTMINNA, I envy u bro. Congrats again

Bros i doff my hat 4u oo , a 1st class in civil engineerin nor b beans oo and @ d sametym congrats 2u and ur futminna peeps e.g aircom and cutiepie

Cutekemitola: are yuh not true with ur clearance?

Am tru just yet 2collect it

ajasa4link: Are u for real? Don't tell me u are not tru with clearance till now......Omo u are on your own o. U need a copy of a duly stamped clearance form to collect ur result .

I was askd 2cum bak and ve my clearance form by friday 4rm d office of d internal audit,wld go 2mao 2check it sha

ajasa4link: Not notification of result, IDENTIFICATION LETTER!.
....Notification of results have already been issued last week now

Me neva collect notificatn of result but wld do so 2mao,i heard 1 wld need 2b cleared 1st b4 collectn notificatn of result... Is it tru?

Cutekemitola: will they also give us our idcard and are yuh in fms?

Am nt an fms graduate but i heard all fms students wld b d 1st 2b attended 2 by 2mao,as per collectn of notificatn of result

Cutekemitola: yeah,ok and wat abt our idcard....and I also heard dat it was a ploy to bring us to skul,since d call up letter won't be ready until on friday

y nt let us wait til 2mao and see 4 ourslevz instead of jumpin 2 conclusions.

Cutekemitola: What do we need to submit at skul to collect our call up letters,pls?

d requirement differs in diffrnt skulz... So u shld ve specified and narrowed d questn down 2 only lasu graduates

zerray: hahaha u no der tire hahaha sowl sha ill miss u ur wahala

Naaaah! U shldnt ve 2miss me... All u wld do is 1nce i post where i was posted on dis thread .... Make sure u carry ur kaya and immediately redploy 2my state of postin

zerray: * now giving my younger brother to answer this questn* haha im joking o before u enter my body

Good 2knw u where jokin coz if u werent... I 4 enta ya body left,rite and most importantly centre

sokarsenal: . Lol bro, Alibaba, basketmouth, nkem owoh are what you call comedians...........Mr Ibu and Mr Bean.......now those are the clowns, 'fools'

The only thin dat differentiates dem is d nomenclature ..... But dey all ve 1 common similar feature which is dey makin money doin wat dey do,which i am nt no tnx 2u and dem ladyz :<( ..... abeg tell me sumthn else 2 console me

sokarsenal: . Like seriously you think when I quote you, I actually hate you, or want to insult you?......Not at all, I am 100% sure you'd reply so I do....and you do entertain us........at least I can talk for myself and honeydear for cerain, you also entertain whytjane, traecey and maybe zerray if I'm not mistaken

** in dbanj's voice**dey call me d ENTERTAINER, i ENTERTAIN .... **Stops 4 a moment and realises he is bein jonesed** waaat!!! So i ve bin entertainin sokarsenal,honeydear,whytjane,traecey and even zerray 4 free!!!!!!!!! .... Y'all ad beta run 4ur lives nw coz ama chase u 2da end of d world 2collect my money.... Ahn ahn,even basketmouth and Alibaba get paid 4 acting like fools .... Y den shld mine b different

Richydos: ..dats my pal!!! gives him a blank cheque....feel free 2 write ur figures bruv

Chaaaiii!!! Chisos!!! Me wey my eye dey shook 4 money pass IBB and OBJ combo na im u giv blank cheque..... **smiles mischieviously** get ready 2slip out on d streets hommie and also hitch-hike rides

sokarsenal: Now most of us here like watching people exchange feisty words online, well I can speak for myself I do, that's why I always taunt my best pal here SOWL, because I love making him exchange words, BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE POINT OF CALLING SOMEONE's MUM or DAD, that just goes to show how low some human beings are in generally, and I'm talking about real personalities, not E-personalities. .....................PS: if you feel I'm talking to you and you feel you have done nothing wrong In insulting someone's MUM or DAD, then you can quote me and INSULT me

** hmmm! Rolls eyes ** like srzly hommie .... But lookin @ it 4rm a brighter angle ,bein ur taunt buddie isn't is such a bad idea 2me aftrall, as long as it allows me 2 haunt d hec outta u bro ..... With a buddy lyk u who needs haters anyway

sokarsenal: . My brother not all posts are meant to mock you......keep your complex issues to yourself.....I know all these things and even more, why you would think I'd be on the the verge of nysc and I would have not made proper research everywhere to know things baffles me.....MY point is you were advising her to have chosen OYO state instead somewhere near her 'loved ones' using IBADAN as the reason, my post is simple asking, CAN YOU GUARANTEE SHE WOULD GET IBADAN? .........if you can then ,thank you, if you can't answer that, then keep trying to convince yourself

And IBADAN is the only place in OYO state abi? ..... Read dose bolded statements out loud 2urslf and c if dere is any correlation between d question u intended 2ask me and d consequent reason u gave me in ur 4low up post? Srzly bro d lasthin i wld wanna do rite nw is xchange in any superiorty prooving banter wit u..... So i wld advice u keep mum ,take a chill pill den sit bak n relax 2watch in 3D other e-fights goin on **straitface**:-/

Richydos: ..feel u bruv!!! trust me m kul with her just only placing her where she belongs...# shakes hand with sowl

**shakes and locks hands with him** a nigga needs not fear e-bolla wit shakin hommies lyk u... All am sure of gettn infectd wit is e-mulla

Richydos: ....can u imagine d nonsense wats my biz b4,, if u like make u be lesbo abi or gbogbo ti...DAT 1 na ur own disease n besides u don't need 2 ask 4 my opinion cox u don't own NL....itz my own opinion 2 comment on wateva ahn....so plz go lick some salt

Easy does it richydos ma nigga......a rich dude needs not stress and spill tantrums on provin a point, coz ur cash does it all 4u richydos

Footlocker: People like to rush all these things! But I no people who didn't report to PPA for like 2months after camp! And things still going on smoothly! But erm there no reason not to follow the rules which is reporting to PPA immediately after camp or in this case reporting to the new state! Not everybodies redeployment works during camp though! Even till NOW! Over 5months into camp i no people who are still re deploying! No a lot of people stuck in GOMBE to who thought they would be allowed to re deploy but no show!

Hmmm! I get ur point boss.... It wld only b beta 2play safe and go immediately afta camp den,all in all tnx 4 all d invaluable info u shared wit me,i wish u more power and ability on ur down below

sokarsenal: . And IBADAN is the only place in OYO state abi?

As much as i wld ve luvd 2go down d sarcastic reply lane wit u and spill tantrums ,i wld actually pass and overlook it,rather i wld educate u a lil on y i chose 2 mention OYO instead of IBADAN... On the call up leta and even on the list of posting dat wld b pasted on d various schools board,d location dat every corper wld b posted is boldy written wit d name of d state and neva d capital i.e dat is abuja,lagos,osun,ogun etc. And neva wld u c d states capital written on d call-up leta.... Hope u were able 2get my point or do u stil need me 2skul u more about d process involved