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NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 9:09pm On Jul 27, 2014
zerray: you nd sowl though buahaha
Hajia zerray.... Walahi i ama gen2 yaro,wey no lyk kasala ooosmiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 9:02pm On Jul 27, 2014
sokarsenal: . 1.) What is the name of the chill pill, please. 2.) I never said I was learned, na NIGHt SCHOOL I GO. 3.) Like I said......GOODLUCK . 4.)THANK YOU. 5.) WW.calmdown. That's all. Now Mr Predictable respond
1. I guess google answers dat questn of urz so perfectly.
2. At all at all na im bad bro.. Thumbz up 2u ,u stil tried.
3. Abeg 4d luv of GOD dnt wish me goodluck,i thnk i wld prefer betaluck smiley
4. U welcum brosmiley ,its been my utmost pleasure aftrallsmiley
5. As ur lordship pleases, i definitely replied as u wishedgrin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:48pm On Jul 27, 2014
PapiDShipCapt: I understand u perfectly well. NYSC is now aware of this fake medical report freshers present in camp just to gain redeployment. If ur assumed ailment on the report doesn't require that special special attention, u won't be redeployed. These days corpers don't get their desired state during redeployment instead they get neighbouring states.

But then, there is no harm in trying. Indeed the end will justify the means.

Expo: in camp u will be given forms to fill. For those who would want to redeploy, ensure that the address written for ur Next-Of-Kin is within your desired state for redeployment. Its a hint..
Tnx 4ur invaluable contribution 2dis thread, i wish u more grease 2ur elbow and may u walk tall and gallantly amongst ur peers lyk d ostrich ,and also may u soar as hi as d eagle in life. I love ur matured way of putin down facts and reasonin with a fellow bro,tnx 1nce again. As 4 NYSC am 100% sure they ve virtually made same threats over and over again in d last 5yrs or so,i doubt if dis wld b any diffrnt smiley
Am glad u see reasons wit me and am glad u gave us a needed and vital xpo @ d end of ur post.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:43pm On Jul 27, 2014
WhytJane: mechie onu!!!!!
abeg anty jane did i in anyway quote u,d guy posted his views so did i... Abi y trubble go sleep ur yanga go cum go wake am? angry
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:41pm On Jul 27, 2014
Gbajabiamila1: @ Ajasa4link, how far with convocation and camp clash ?
Convocation as been postponed by d senate till further notice bro.... It even affectd d post jamb 4 jambites also which as been postponed til august 9th
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:30pm On Jul 27, 2014
ENIMONEY: abeg. i take amadioha, sango and ayelala beg una.. make una no dey reply sowl or find sowl trouble.. i don tire to read him long biology text book reply.. i pull my ben10 pa:nt take beg una. if i read another long giberrish epistle again, ehn. hmmm: #back to ghost mode
Welldone oo madam ghostina.... I not only write biology txt books oo,shey u go buy my romantic or action thriller novel sef?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:26pm On Jul 27, 2014
U235weapongrade: hello house, officially logging into B14.... I'm a mechanical engineer from UNN... class of 2012...

TEAM LAGOS....
Oga u very welcome 2 our midst,try and make urslf @home..... Tho dis ur username seems 2b making me tremble on this thread which is supposed 2b a 2nd home 2me. shocked
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:21pm On Jul 27, 2014
adedeji65: loooooooooooooL chai see ashewo ooh *my tummy hurt* rotfl
Hate d game and not d player bruh!!! wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:21pm On Jul 27, 2014
Samguine: cheesy cheesy
Now you are talking.
I surrender..... I surrender all **waves a white flag and frees a dove 4rm his hands** grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Samguine: *mounts nuclear warhead* angry
Ahn ahn oga sammypenguine.... Are my missing sumthin herehuh Shey u see me 4ur 9temare ni abi e pass wetn we dey discuss herehuh .... Even isreal vs palestine sef dem neva introduce nuclear warhead 4d massacre.... Abeg oo i take mama sammypenguine eleda beg u ooo, iyaff surrenda totally!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:11pm On Jul 27, 2014
adedeji65: oga take ayeta jor.... Just dt each shot reduces ur D*** by 1cm
Hommie i ad rada let dat stinging bullet pierce tru me heart dan tamper wit d pride and honor of my D*** grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 8:04pm On Jul 27, 2014
PapiDShipCapt: Hello all.
I came visiting and was reading through ur comments n stuff where this forged medical report ish caught my attention. Well everybody wants to be comfortable during service year no doubt thus influencing postin and redeployment one way or d other.

But I must warn against fake medical report. Though it might actualize ur aim but in the long run it will be documented and placed into your record file. Think of it this way, John did a medical report on a severe ailment; say maniac disorder to schizophremia just because the NYSC officials doesn't have the equipment to confirm the ailment, immediately ur redeployment was granted to ur most desired state, after a year u r done with NYSC. Now God so kind, ur dream job awaits, u submit ur cv n oda cerfiticates, the organisation starts researching on ur behalf for confirmation. Lo n behold dey see documented report attached to ur NYSC discharge saying you have off n on madness. Tell me will u be employedhuh

U might see urself some 20/30yrs later vying for one public office or d other, n one little trick yrs ago might just make u loose it.

Advice: if ur posting runz didn't click, accept ur posting. If u must redeploy don't do it by using fake medical report. Service is all about endurance, its just for a year.

I did d medical report tin too, but I was talked out of it by one of the NYSC redeployment officials, giving its implication.

Good luck all.

Serving Corp's Member
13C
Point noted bro,tnx 4ur contribution..... But have it in mind this is 9ja where an individualz survival instincts matters most,and also where anythin goes.... Heaven knows it wld b suicidal 4 any corp member 2accept his/her fate 2serve in volatile states like kano,kaduna,borno etc. So d medical result doesnt ve 2b abt schizophrenia smiley ,there are other ailments with lesser gravity,mind u dis is 9ja records of such is hardly documented. So d best case scenerio is 2use wat u ve 2get wat u want (the end justifies d means).
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 7:43pm On Jul 27, 2014
sokarsenal: . A PATRIOT is a person who LOVES HIS COUNTRY and is willing to defend it.......you were defending Nigeria which makes you half a patriot, but u definitely didn't show love for Nigeria by that post, how can you love your country and you are encouraging us to cheat that whom you love.........I have told you the truth in love, I am sure you would try to defend yourself......if you do then GOODLUCK IN DECEIVING YOURSELF
Hey hommie!!! Take a chill pill..... No need stressing ur nerve and sinew on meaninless course u tryna justify.... How on GODs luvly earth is my post a channel 2cheating d country i love.... U dont ve 2take dis 2 personal coz u aint winning d war and u definitely loosing d battle here coz u are being blinded by illogical sentiments.
As a learned dude which u claim 2b.... How is helping a fellow 9jirian on survival instincts being unpatriotic, u and i know most people runzd d posting scheme and i am here tryna help dose who dont ve connections and d needed exhorbitant resources in doin dat wit a reasonable life line by offering a supposed 2nd chance 4dem.
And u are here busy forming an intellectual sage 2 probably impress ur cheerleader who as been motivating u and cheering u up against me all dis while..... If u lack dont ve any reasonable point 2prove please 4d luv of christ sheath ur sword rite now,coz u trust me u wld so dread d end product of dis banter u trading with me.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 7:32pm On Jul 27, 2014
Samguine: *cocks gun*
Oga mi sammypenguine ... Ejo tori olorun ema binu, na now now i sabi say u no dey take ya swt@ play.... Abeg hide dat gun coz u cocking in it alone makes me shiver lyk ailing roostersad
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 7:28pm On Jul 27, 2014
jamanuka: Still in line with the advice Sokarsenal have been offering to you...U are kinda making yourself an object of mockery albeit unknowningly...not every post deserves a reply
Object or mockery 2u and i suppose a few disillusioned and illogical peeps on this thread i guess? .... Please bro go get something reasonable 2do wit ur idle time coz 4rm wat i can see u are busy removing a spec of dust 4rm sum1 else's eye while ignorin and overlooking d log of wood in ur eye.... Must u also quote me if u feel am not in line with ur way of doing things? Tell me now who is tryna make himself look stupid here
Its a free world wit d right 2freedom of speech on a free 2 air social forum,so y on GOD's earth shld i b bothered about any1z opinion about me.i aint like u who lives his life 2please strangers he knows not 4rm Adam.i am me simply ''sowl'',life is 2short 2live my life pleasing every tom di3k and Womanliness....roger that bro?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 7:13pm On Jul 27, 2014
Samguine: *sharpens cutlass*
Hey bro!! abeg ooo ..... My intention is as pure as spring water 2ur hearthrob ooo,i mean well and come in peace.... All am tryna do is my typical selfless service 2 humanity... Lobatan!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:58pm On Jul 27, 2014
WhytJane: hehehehe ... interesting .. am enjoying my evening o grin
Glad 2knw dat..... Make sure u savour the frillz and thrillz 2d fullest rite here on the threadwink before u go in2 d camp nxtmonth 2face and endure the drillzwink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:52pm On Jul 27, 2014
adedeji65: ehmmm answer my questn na
what questn nahuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:51pm On Jul 27, 2014
WhytJane: infact am lost huh
Please wat particular season of LOST are we talkin about herehuh .....season 1,2,3 ........10huh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:50pm On Jul 27, 2014
AdaEkube: Brother sowl lipsrsealed
Brethren adaekube... can i in anyway watsoeva b of service 2u? smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:48pm On Jul 27, 2014
zerray: lol you wish,just saw your post i was shocked dt you dnt practice what you preach anyway nt surprised too many strange ppl online.
I try my possible human best 2 adhere 2wat eva i stand 4... So being an hypocrite aint my thing @ all. And i stil dont see hw i ve violated d tenets of patriotism in my initial post.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:44pm On Jul 27, 2014
sokarsenal: . This was the reason I asked you if you 'worked' your posting when you were giving the Epistle about patriotism.........if you want to be patriotic, be patriotic, if you want to be corrupt, be corrupt, no Double standards.........................................PS: I just gave my opinion on this in a humble manner WITHOUT INSULTS , BIG WORDS and definitely without any LATIN WORDS (eg Modus Operandi).........so when quoting me which I'm sure you would , PLEASE DO THE SAME
1st tinz 1st i didnt contradict all dat i ve been preaching so there aint no case of double standards here... When i talked about patriotism i made sure i emphasised on not giving up on the project Nigeria and d future of our dear country. And what i just did here about the medical report ish is in no way a breach in the tenents i postulated about patriotism.... If not 4 anythin i am tryna re-inspire and re-kindle d flame of patriotism on the path of intending corpers who might not like whateva environment they find themselves,so how on earth is that being unpatriotic. Its not like i am asking 4d scheme 2b scrapped or i am discouraging any1 4rm enlisting in the scheme.
As for the word ''modus operandi'' u made mentioned smiley ...srzly i wasnt the one who brought it up @ 1st,i think its 1guy by d name of jamanuka or sumthin,i was also puzzled as 2d reason he ad 2make use of such latin term... So bro plz dont assume every BIG vocabulary must ve been sowl's handiwork. Tnx
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:31pm On Jul 27, 2014
WhytJane: hmmmmm
My sista in d lord....Hope i ve been able 2convince you and not confuse you with my defensive epistle?grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:28pm On Jul 27, 2014
sokarsenal: . Now this got me laughing.....WICKED
Welldone oo mista soka... Laff ya bottombelle wella grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:22pm On Jul 27, 2014
zerray: smh patriotic nigerian see what you are encouraging ppl to do and you said i shld love my country iffahear
Looool!!!! grin ..... Chaaaaiiii!!! Sum pple are vexin oo,so u don dey wait me 2find wetn i go do wey u go take tackle me shey? smiley no wahala .... I havent in anyway violated d rule upholding patriotic belief... All am tryna do is be my brothers keeper by rendering a service 2humanity in helping my fellow corpers,so that they dont get demoralised in serving 9ja shld incase they get posted 2 an hostile environment...... Lobatangrin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
adedeji65: na question I ask na sad((( *see* abuse
Sowl:
Re-tool my modus operandi as hwDont seem 2get ur point can u plz illuminate a lil more?
*clears throat* spk english :/
How wetn u write here take resemble questn broshuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:09pm On Jul 27, 2014
adedeji65: *clears throat* spk english :/
Chaaaaiii!!! U get amebo oo... Dem dey fight 4d 2nd compound hw e take consign u bikohuh Pesin nor quote u and e no pass info 4u... U dey require am make im speak inglish... Oga ade pakwell ooo,nxtym make u liv mata wey nor consign u 4 juan mata ooo!!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:03pm On Jul 27, 2014
Good evening 2d honourable and hillarious members of this thread.
For those of you who would have it in mind to redeploy and weren't able 2 do underG runz initially... I have goodnews for y'all coz its nt 2late.... you can get an aunthentic medical report duely signed by an authorised medical personnel with any stated ailment you wish 2use as an excuse..... If u are intrested feel free 2 quote me or email me and i would give you my contact through which we can discuss.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 5:51pm On Jul 27, 2014
REDEPLOYMENT and CONCESSIONAL POSTING
NYSC may only grant your request for concessional
deployment if it is on marital grounds (for only
married women) or on health reasons for those with
serious and chronic health problems. Relevant
documents to that effect should be forwarded to the
NYSC Directorate through your institution of
graduation for verification of genuineness of such
claims or otherwise. Please note that NYSC is away of
troubled states and is working on that.
WHAT IF MY CONCESSIONAL POSTING IS NOT TREATED
After receiving your NYSC call-up letter and your
request for concessional deployment is erroneously
not effected, don’t be demoralized. Be encouraged,
thats why we are here. You can still attempt for the
second time.
All that you need to do is to bring along to NYSC
orientation camp of the state you are deployed to the
necessary and relevant documents you have
forwarded previously.
If your request for concessional deployment is on
marital ground, the following may be requested of you:
I. Marriage Certificate;
ii. Proof of change of name in one popular daily newspaper;
iii. An application letter from the husband’s place of work requesting for your relocation to that
environment;
iv. Relocation letter from the husband;
v. Any other relevant documents;
If you request for concessional deployment is on health problems, the following may be required:
1. A duly signed medical report by the Chief Medical
Officer of a University Teaching Hospital, Federal
Medical Centre, General Hospital, Medical Centre of
relevant tertiary institutions, Military Hospital or any
other authorized hospital;
2. Relocation letter from the corps member, his parent or guardian;
3. Any other relevant documents.
...I will be explaining these things step by step for you through out your service year, so as to keep you
abreast of the happenings not just what had been years ago.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 5:48pm On Jul 27, 2014
AdaEkube: Good samarithan indeed wink
grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 5:47pm On Jul 27, 2014
Samguine: cool cool cool cool

I have searched for love all over. I have searched for affection all over. I have searched for perfection. I have searched for understanding. All these I found in you the day we met. You are the best AdaEkube. In fact, you are too good for me. I look at myself and thank Baba God for for you. Your beauty, intelligence, honesty and doggedness complements my inadequacies. Another crashing of Nairaland can't even put of e-love asunder. Thanks for the vote of e-confidence. You would always be my tomato juss..my Ada Owerri, my Ada Enugu, my shalewa baby, my carolina, my sisi nene, my toyin tomato. wink
Bros instead of dis ya poetic prophesy i 4 advice u make u sing 'adaada by flavor'' 4dis chikita na... She wld appreciate it more as a typical african lady
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 5:45pm On Jul 27, 2014
kinth: Hapi sunday 2 evri one, pls I want to knw if the holiday 2moro will affect the dispatch of the callup letter..
Yes bro d holz wld definitely affect d distribution of d call up leta 2mao and on tuesday coz d holiday is comprehensive 2 all goverment owned establishments.... Which makes skulz no xception.

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