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Martins301: Na woman body u for they ginger......

With a well experienced veteran like u @ my disposal .... I wldnt ve any ish with switchin mode 2 gingering of d female anatomy

Hissexcellencie: wait?! U don't know? *whistles & tiptoes away*

*shakes his head and watches mischieviously* as only u waka tip-toe commot.... Na so i go send dem make dem cum carry 4me

prixxy7: so U̶̲̥̅̊ now tink I will open my eye korokoro and watch U̶̲̥̅̊ kidnap me U̶̲̥̅̊ wil finish me wit plenty talk abeg, and I gat phobia ƒø̲̣̣я̅ talkatives. I rather help U̶̲̥̅̊ pull d trigger dan watch U̶̲̥̅̊ kidnap me

Chaaaiiii!!! I wld rather let u commit suicide than kill urslf incase u dnt want me 2kidnap u ... And as 4being a talkative,nt worry i am quite dynamic i can also use silent treatment 2frustrate u if dats wat u wish

sokarsenal: . Lol....you too like IQ......abeg give me a narrative of what it means sha....na NIGHT SCHOOl I go

*Calls him 2 a corner and talks 2him* bros i nor go lie u ooo,i just hear dat word 4rm 1 of my willy wanka lecturer.... So d word dey shak me nor b small

Cleoqueen: Nice choice

Sugar mummy cleo .... I swear i go enta u ooo ,dis 1 wey u just dey like tackle me both directly and indirectly so ..... As e b say i don put my boyz 4 waffy on red alert make dem help me find 1 busty and bootylicious well endowed fair lady and i also gave dem personal unique dtails of urz so as 2 identify u easily ..... So i warn u 2tackle me less or face d wrath of sowlwilde

sokarsenal: . Haha......abeg leave OGA SOWL let him enjoy himself.......weekends are normally the time for E-banter but for some reasons unknown to me no one wants to fall for SOWL's 'attempt at a banter'

As u see me so oooo, i 2 gen2 ooo but dat 1 no mean say make i cum dey mumu if my mate wan bin dey oppress me oo.... So bros no b as u think say i b na im i b ooo

prixxy7: I refuse to reason along wit you. Kill me!

Taaah!! Chisos!! GOD4bid..... kill u say wetn happn,i wld rather happily kidnap u all 2myslf without havin 2pay any brideprice .... YIPPPPEEEE!!! Jackpot tinz on point

Hissexcellencie: Hian! I give you gun, I give am dagger yet una still dey quote unaselves nawa o! *eyes rolling*

Bros i gen2 ooo

sokarsenal: . No don't pity them......pity the guys who don't HAVE ENOUGH and yet they struggle to meet those demands to please someone who DEFINITELY doesn't care, 'front hole' is the same everywhere jare

U are so very on point so much dat ur point looks lyk d leta O

Samguine: E b like say you like work abi? Just enter kitchen for there make you bring hot water, u dey tell me proverbs. *sights Sokarsenal* Oya you, abeg help me bring hot water from inside kitchen.

Chaaaiiii!! oga mi sammypenguine .... i say make i do goodboy ni ooo,hmmmm na wa ooo

Cleoqueen: Hahahahahaha...I talk am

Sugar mummy cleo wetin i do again na

prixxy7: SILENCE ȋ̝̊̅§ GOLDEN my dear!

not always my dear.... Reminds me of the saying of martin luther king junior which sayz '' @ d end of it all what distabilises d sanity of our world isnt d cry or loudmouth of bad or negative people,but d silence of good people'' . Hope u reason along with me?

Samguine: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The first preggy woman we have in the house. *offers her a comfy sofa* *props her leg on a stool*

Oya, Traecey, massage that leg.
Cleoqueen, massage her back.
Sowl, go bring hot water come.
Adedeji65, go arrange hot tea for her.
WhytJane, open the windows and let us have fresh air
You are welcome maam. How is the baby? Hope it's kicking

Yes boss on my way 2 ikogosi warm spring 2get her natural warm water ..... An oldwise man in my village 1nce told me it as a soothing effect on women with child .... But oga mi sammypenguine e go good make i take 1st class flight so that i no go stress d calabash wey i go take carry d water come.... Coz d more calm d water d more easier d birth of d child

Smeeky: Like I said Boy,I'm not here to exchange words with you. I'm gonna simply ignore the content in this post like you don't exist.

Buh a little advice for you,try to make your words comprehensible(clear and concise),because in your hurry to make a point,you might get yourself and the audience confused(regards to your "Employer" view with cutekemi..)

Like srzly bro dnt make me sound like a broken record when i tend 2re-emphasise that ur IQ 4 comprehending a simple post is quite low.... And it as neva come as a surprise 2me tho as a fellow hommie i feel sad knowin so.i wouldnt mind schooling you about d nitty-grittyz of comprehension if dats wat u want ,i can actually see u ve dedicated ur idle time in recordin my e-events online by referring 2 an old post of mine about cutekemi.... Bravo on ur path bro, @least every master needs a disciple .... Am always open 2havin sum1 b an understudy of mine . shalom 2u while u revel in ur unrepentant level of ignorance.

Cleoqueen: Choi..you are in trouble prixxy

Looool!!! Abeg oo e-mummy cleo.... I cum in peace, my radicality shldnt b mistaken 4 rascality

prixxy7: Dis sowl dude tho always gat sumtin to say.

Hmmm!!! U actually rite..... But wat i dnt knw is shld dat b sumtin bad coz lastym i checked no1 marked freedom of speech as a crime

sokarsenal: . When I was in year 2 one girl went as far as giving me a list and specific amount for her 'monthly' upkeep and I thought spending on a woman had to be spontaneous......the thing wey pain me pass be say the girl was just 18years.....I mean 18........well me na business man I told her if she wanted that I would keep a daily s.ex timetable...lol

Chaaaiiii!!! Some galz wicked oooo..... Shey she no get conscience ni? Coz if she ad any conscience she wldnt even think of it let alone tell u.... And i gbadun ur reply slammed it in her face real good ,and some galz ve d guyz 2say guyz are sex freakz... Dere is GOD sha

sokarsenal: . Ok bro.....but let me tell you something I noticed in this thread,if you want to correct someone.....type what you want to, THEY WOULD DEFINITELY see it if the points are genuine and true, although some may pretend to themselves they are IGNORING it........but if you WANT TO BE RIGHT....you would just type and type and type and quote and quote and counter-quote........AN ENDLESS WHIRLPOOL....every one is smart or feels they are smart behind a mobile device

funny and very reasonable write up there bro i very well get the logic behind wat u tryna emphasise 2me..... The bolded also cracked me up

Hissexcellencie: may ur "attenshun" never stand atease! More oil to ur oil well.

Twaale kasa baba!!!

Hissexcellencie: I'm concerned about †ђξ hyper-nflated budget. I'm concerned about †ђξ "lies" part. I want my kids to always know they can trust me &tell me anything.

I think i get ur point .... But d ish is kids wld always b kids,teenagers wld always act lyk 1 and even d youths wld always exhibit dat exhurberrance naturally as long as it is not done excessively. I very well understand ur point all d same

sokarsenal: . Just an advice bro.......pick one person and discuss with to drive your points, trust me everyone would read it........but quoting every post you don't agree with is hmmmm........note that I'm telling you what to do oh....its just a suggestion before you 'GRAMMATICIFY' me

Tnx 4d advise bro .... But u shld also knw dere is no smoke without faya. If i choose 2banter words wit some1 then that person must ve crossed d lines and taken my jovial personae as stupidity.... But all d same ur suggestion is highly treasured

adedeji65: bro na so I see am ooh , some girls r over ambitious :?

Hmmmm!! Badooz of life ...... I dey aspire 2b half as bad as u boss's....... Coz i totally 4low ur ''variety is d spice of life theory no b small

Kceee: Sowl the O.P master aka ad hominemist....I dnt tink u are ready to learn

hope am nt gonna b learnin 4rm u ,coz if dats d case i might end up worse than hw u perceive me initially... So save ur lecture 4d goonz bro

adedeji65: ok naw ... Jamisi as e dey go

Yes boss .... As ur lordship pleases

adedeji65: hey guys what did I miss ?

Bro u missed nothing out of the ordinary

ajasa4link: Abi o. This place should be a place where we make friends and have fun not pick quarrel/grudges.

Yes boss.... But it wldnt b good if anybody takes that 4granted 2insult another's individual personalty.... Not every1 can sit back and watch being deeped in shite!!!

ajasa4link: Guy calm down jare, u don't have to take everything too serious like it's u against them. Just relax and quote less of posts u don't agree with

Bro tnx 4serving as a mediator,but wld ve appreciated it beta if u ad gone tru d history of d post intrinsicly and see d reason i ad 2 re-address dat particular quote and justify my reason 4 posting such ...... All d same tnx

Cleoqueen: Yes ooo my dear...if it's [b][/b]"this" I have to comprehend, then my IQ no reach 4 abeg...you too carry am go up...hahahahahaha

No offense taken against ur royal flyness,its good 2knw we ve cleared d air on dis ish,so we cool as usual8)

Smeeky: I'm happy you didn't waste your 4 years or more in school,at least you can speak English.

Nonetheless,it still does make me see almost every word you type here as VAGUE. Always in a hurry to make a point,but you fail to understand the contextual of the post.

I'm not here to gnash with you,and I can't tell you not to misquote anyone.

About my "Efficient active" and "E-Flirting",I just at you.

You said u not here 2 banter words wit me and yet you boldy write out dat my views are vague 2u,dats no surprise 2me @ all coz ...... It actually takes some1 calm and a reasonably sufficient IQ 2get d point in my post,since u lack d quality i just stated,it pains me not dat u always see me as goin out of context. And as 4u admittin 2 unecessary e-flirting,am impressd coz tho u lack d necessary IQ 2comprehend posts u stil havent lost ur nobility. And as 4d guy u harshly and irrationaly askd 2get a life .... Dont knw abt other peoples view but accordin 2my view i think 4him coming out clean with his intentions is more sensible dan ur childish wayz of e-flirting .... ThankGOD most of d galz online knw beta,so if any1 needs 2get a life here then its gotta b u hommie!!!

Smeeky: Aristotle,you like quoting every comment huh?

If this was I dating site,I would have agreed with both his "I'm possible" and your "interesting dynamics of Life" on this issue. But since it ain't,your logics are false.

Ooooh!! 9ce write up hommie....how come i feel some sort of unecessary loath aggression 4rm u 2wards me ''Aristotle,u like quoting every comment huh?''..... All dis while u where efficiently activ on the thread busy with ur e-flirt did u by any chance see me quote u or see me counter ur flirty posts,so wats ur ish bro. And just so u knw the ''i'm possible and ''intresting dynamix of life'' is a general rule of our everyday life and not limited 2 dating site....left 2me it doesnt even work there. So cast aside what ever unecessary prejudice and misconceptions u might have developed 2wards me while reading my posts and act like the mature and educated mind that you are!!!

ifedayomide85: Nice to be with you guys too. Am also a batch b prospective corper finished from kwara state university

Lest i 4get bro....plz u nid 2do a lil intro of urslf i.e ur institution u finished 4rm ,ur course and where u look 2serve.

ifedayomide85: Nice to be with you guys too. Am also a batch b prospective corper finished from kwara state university

Welcome 2d batch B14 family bro.... believe me you,u wld surely ve fun and also get informed... Its wat i wld like 2label ''edutainment''