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HuckleberryFinn: Translation of his long sermon: Your fatherland will fail you tomorrow as well. Unless you decide it wouldn't.

GOD bless u 4puttin it plain layman summary 4her

HuckleberryFinn: No such thing, in my opinion. A girl can choose to like whatever she wants, it doesn't matter if boys are into those things more. She shouldn't necessarily talk about make up and pretty clothes and like pink and all those other things that we tend to ascribe to girls. I like pink and I'm a guy, doesn't make me a lesser guy than the guy that likes black.

My opinion.

Your opinion is duelly respected,mind you wat i posted was more or less like a kinda suggestion and not sumthin i intended 2shove down her throat!

traecey: oga pls end d ish....being rite aint fun...its d way u make ur point dt counts...u shud knw wen a discusion has bin over prolonged...Thanks

Some facts are never alwayz over-emphasised my dear,if situation warrants me 2shed more lite on it i would definitely do so. #shalom#

Ifyzo: traecy, we r in d same line dear, girls will neva change sha,y do d guys always develop feelings?

Sorry 2 interrupt in ur girly talk.... But i think i ve a point on 2 i can give 2u about d so called feelings u think guyz have.
The ish is as a guy i am no exemption 2wat am abt 2say i can say am kinda guilty of it also in a way. 90% of guyz u call ur besties mostly dont want any commitment and d feelingz aint real,we guyz mostly want a ''frnds wit benefits'' situation(FnB),sum of dis guyz u see out of d 90%,@least 50% have gfz of there own and wouldnt wanna get there love life complicated by havin more dan 2 gfz on an average..... But being guyz and d kinda creatures GOD made us,most of us bliv variety is d spice of life ,so we see nothn wrng in wantin 2get down with anoda female even if she is bein sincere about her relationship status as dating. To us its just anoda fish in d ocean dat can and should b devoured..... Funny @tymz galz fall 4dis trix of ours and relate it 2 feelings, my dear na lie ooo no b all of dem get feelings 4u ooo , d only feelings dy ve is 4dat honey pot in between ya thighs,so plz ladyz dnt get it twisted,boyz aint smilin oooo. But d truth and d fact stil remains guyz wld always stil b d bestest frnds any lady can have in the case whereby it is based on a platonic relationship

Kceee: I av bin likin most of ur comnt since d existens of dis thread
But in dis case I disagree wit u...

Please help me in spreading d gospel 2him wit ur reasons abeg!!!

Hissexcellencie: Na lie o! I know girls that backbite yet pay each other wonderful compliments in class back in those days.

Please help me educate bro sammypenguine wella ooo

traecey: I dnt chill wit girls dt d above listed is d only tin they think nd talk abt...deyd hinder my tinkn faculty ni#my opinion tho

You seem like an everyday gal wit a overly ambitious mindset, dats really good tho.... But dont let ur crave 4 ambition kill d precious and fragile feminity in u,and when i say dis i do not mean ur physical feminity ooo,i am more concerned about the psychological and mentally inclined feminity in u. Trust me GOD knows 2well wat he was doin dat he made u a woman dat u are,so in summary feel free in discussin make-up ,clothes and boyz wit ur peers.

Samguine: So you really on a JOKE to drive home your point in discussions like these?

Yes i used a joke 2drive home my point bcoz d message in it is 80% of d reality in d world out there. The joke tells u in an hilarious and plain form the intra-relationship between both genders,its dat simple, or wld u discredit d message in fela's song simply bcoz d oldman den was a weed smoker and people tend 2see weed smokers as jokers? or wld u also discredit fim makers dat pass some vital info about d society we are in now simply bcoz u see some of them as jesters and clowns while acting?. So my point it doesnt mata where d point comes 4rm as long as its sufficient enuff 2drive home ur views and facts abt a particular discussion.

zerray: i envy u,if you still believe in this failed state.you dont knw what it is for ppl to perfare being in a slave in another country than returning back home.ill say it nigeria is a failed state.

Time and ur experience later in life would educate u beta my dear..... Until then remain blessed and i wish ur heart desires come 2pass just like u want them 2.

Dremichaels: TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I have
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will pay you a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a
great pleasure to have you. I will
be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo
mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house?I dey come charge
phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money
come make we drink
beer..
Francis: like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable
friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other but they never like
themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

Guy u shall b blessed byond ur imagination,may u walk hi amongst ur peers and soar hi lyk d eagle does amongst other birds,u knew exactly d joke i was tryna talk about 2drive home my point.u realy made me happy and made my course a worthwhile one.

Hissexcellencie: Choi....ma broda you are recognized. More akamu to ur pipe & may ur 1st son always resemble you.

My broda 4rm anoda,no shaking.... We are brodaz in arms locked up 2geda 2hussle tru d struggle and survive 2ru d trubble.

zerray: with your long sermon,ill say it again my fatherland has failed me long time ago and it is still falling me.

Even if nt 4ur own sake ,wat abt 4d sake of ur yet 2b born kids.... If u say u aint gonna get married or settle down in 9ja,1day definitely u wld ve no oda place 2go other than dis so called failure of a country u labelled 9ja..... So please u can simply rise above d 8 and prejudice against d future of 9ja 4d sole benefit of ur kids.

traecey: nt mi tho

Its good u speaking 4urslf ,but my theory here is wat i ve observed overtime amongst ladyz.

zerray: but my fatherland hasnt gven me anytyn though

The same crime we castigate and condemn our rulers 4 is d same crime we all are responsible 4,that is greed and selfishness ,with this notion of urz dats d conclusion u left me wit. The sayin ''ask not wat ur country can do 4u,but ask wat u can do 4ur country'' comes in2 play here.because 4we 2make dis country wat we dream of it 2bcum we need 2b selfless in our service 2humanity and rise above d debacles of religious and tribalistic sentiments and perception we abhore,take a good look @ all dose dveloped countries we crave 2b like nw ,d men dat fought 4d noble course and made d country wat it is dat we knw of 2day,hardly gained little or nothin 4rm dere country @ d initial stage ,a good example is nelson mandela,but instead dey made d sacrifice 4d betterment of d future dey always dreamt of. A good example is d south africa u see 2day. So look above d strein of NYSC and i pray GOD guides us against d hazards. We all need 2 re-orientate ourselves on d act of our present perception and devote ourselves 2selfless act of humanity,only then can we have d nigeria of our dreams

zerray: guys dnt hv time to build relationship with a guy,how many times do u hear a guy saying this guy is my beaties,or are still close or keep in touch with their secondary and primary sch frnd hahaha most guys dnt but we ladies most times do and the issue of compliment.a lady dt is jealous wil nt compliment another lady lai lai hehehehe but when she compliment you i believe she actually do means it

We guyz bliv more in showing affections via actions dan verbally,dats d same reason which puzzles u women abt us,d fact dat we find it hard 2tel u ladyz 'we luv u orally'' but find it easier 2show it in our everyday actions datz if d guy sincerely and trully luvz d woman, same also applies 2 our fellow male fold we bliv in xpressing wat eva form of frndship we ve more in d mode of actions dan mere vanity complements u women like and most of d time are not sincere about. And as 4 who keeps frndship most its mostly we men bcoz we ve just so very few but unique features in common unlike women.things like thirst 4 power and d love 4 sports and also women.

Samguine: Lols. I know you would say this. Well, I speak from my personal experiences. My point is, a lady can call another lady endearing names anyday, anytime, anywhere without feeling awkward about it. We can't say the same for guys na

As per my last statement, lemme rephrase it "No wonder women have the tendency to build better relationships among each other than men do"

Bro i can sense u are a disciple of sweet lies rather than bitter truths,bcoz if u knw women well when dey complement each other(taking the realword as a case study nw nt d e-relatnship here) is based on 90% jeaolousy and envy..... They mostly dont mean wat they say unlike we guyz. So ur theory of women build beta relationshipz dan men is theoretical fallacy which i can evidently proove 2u. It reminds me of a joke that went viral @ a tym on facebook about wat women and men mean wen dey complement each other.... In summary lady A and lady B where on fone complementing each other with all the most endearing and sweetest word in the oxford dictionary only 2drop d call and both ladyz started 2spite each other @ d backgrnd,while in the case of men ,they had d whole of dere conversation with so many vulgar and offensive words u cld think of in this world but when both guyz dropped the call they only had good thingz 2say about themselves @ d backgrnd....hope my illustration here makes sense 2u 2an xtent. So wat am saying is in d realworld men are in frndship and making diplomatic connections in terms of relationship than women!!!!

Samguine: Ladies don't have any problems with that actually. That is one of the things I like about women..their ability to share their affections with each other without restraints. They can hug, peck, hold hands, call each other sweet names and sincerely mean it. That is why I get jealous here when Traecey, Ifyzo, Cutiepie01 and co start with the 'dears' and 'darling' among themselves . With the guys, it isn't so. I can't hold hands with a guy..EVER. I can't even call a guy and tell him I miss him, it sounds awkward . We guys see another guy that does that as a sisi or gay, which is wrong. No wonder women build better relationships among each other than men do.

Like srzly @ sammypenguine u ve gotta b kiddin me...... Ladyz demselvz do affirm 2d fact dat dey prefer being best buddies wit dere opposite sex i.e d male hommies dan dere fellow ladyz ,coz they just cant seem 2 come in terms with themselves ..... All this women xchange of affection is 80% of d time just mere eye service and total charade( its wat yorubaz call ''oju aye''). As a guy u shld knw beta now,and shldnt get carried away by all dis e-show of affection

Cleoqueen: Cute is an adjective... Not a gender biased word...I see nothing awkward in complimenting a fellow human being regardless of the gender...I'm just saying but you have your opinion though...so cheers...@traecey,@cutiepie,@redbunny...y'all are sooo cute

Seems so much easier saying such complements online and its overlooked and not taken serious,we both in the realworld its nt just d same..... Coz there tends 2b more 2it than meets d eye

SignorOlamy: Same with me......Sometimes I just wish am done with the whole slavery thing

Tho d scheme as a lot of faults,which we all know is a norm in d 9ja system ..... It stil doesnt reduce d fact dat its d only thing we the youths can give 2 our fatherland as an exhibition of undiluted patriotism in trying 2 bridge d gap btw different ethnic groups of the country.....2me i feel NYSC might b d only mechanism dat wld liv a trace of patriotism in every1 of us which would aid the struggle 4us 2make a positive change in our country and save our generation yet unborn 4rm dis bondage we found ourselves which was handed down 2us by d former generation.

Cleoqueen: How is it an awkward moment?

In the menworld trust me its awkward ..... Its more polite if u ladyz left da job 2us d guyz ..... A straight guy wit well grounded knowledge of d guycode wld read so much meaning in2 such fancy complements (i.e like complementing a fellow guy dat he is cute) coming 4rm a fellow hommie lyk him ....no homo but dats d plain fact.

traecey: o sori...ive olready picked anoda state...hehehe

u seem 2b undaestimatin d potency of my jazz .... As e dey so u are on a sambisa 4rest bound destination alongsyd moi!!!!!

alienYOUTH: I've noticed that when pple talk about Aliens, they always look at it from a human perspective and assume that these creatures will be Humanoid (have similar characteristics to humans), when even here on earth we have characteristics of living things that are already alien to our own ways. Fishes live & breathe underwater, still yet other sea creatures survive at ocean depths where d pressures & heat can kill a man. Most animals make and hear sounds that are below or beyond our hearing capabilities (ultra and infra-sound), other animals see beyond our color spectrum.

The fact is if these beings exist, they might as well be breathing Liquid Nitrogen, have no human-like appearance, & allergic to sunlight; so we necessarily do not have to go as far as looking for planets that have earth-like characteristics. Still yet, these beings may even co-exist with us here on earth, but in a different dimension that transcends our physical capabilities such that both (or more) worlds do not even interact.

It is easy to assume that Aliens will look like us because we will always try to analyze them with our 5 senses, whereas this might not necessarily be so.

Bro u made so much sense,i think when it comes 2d issue of d study of aliens ,scientist really do need 2think outta d box and stop tryin 2c aliens as similar in sumway 2 we humans ..... And it might b quite shocking dat dis so called aliens might not b as intellectually advance dan d human race like we were made 2bliv all dis while in all dose sci-fi movies we watch.

Skateboard: Guys, Welbeck is shyt. If he wasn't playing for United he wouldn't near the English team. England team is shyt anyway, bunch of talentless over-hyped players.

Bro calm down ,u quoting d wrong dude here,i think we both on the same page coz we not only think but know welbeck is a bag of shite ....direct dat factual tantrum @ hisexellencie.

DrPhilABd: Probably someone paid for her accommodation & also gave her a personal car wit driver & a domestic staff dt takes care of d kitchen... In dt way all she does is to go to class, return home, eat, read & sometimes attend events. No interaction wit public grievances. Don't be surprised she made a 1st class

Trust me sarcasm comes no beta dan dis i swear ........ U very funny,cum 2thnk of it dis ur theory might actually b d scenerio oooo!!!!

Hissexcellencie: Ma Broda....dem wan do †ђξ work wey some niggas supoz dey do

Ma broda na tru u yarn oo jaaare! No allow any sisi afrika pakurumo on u in a fierce way oo,coz i tanda gidigba 4ya back lyk Dickinson wey ready and alert 2 bleep

traecey: lmao..u heard well...dnt worry ul b posted to borno...can I get an Amen?

Yes dear u wld definitely get an amen ,nt just any kinda amen but a very THUNDEROUS AMEN as long as u are willing 2b my companion in sambisa 4rest camp

sisiafrika: lols, oshe. Ur cute too. Satisfied? U look like one wicked senior back then in school! lols, oshe. Ur cute too. Satisfied? U look like one wicked senior back then in school!

U just neva can tell,i cld just b d prototype of dat wicked senior u 1nce knew in skul...... But nt 2worry am far 4rm being wicked, am just d wilde dude in a mild way

traecey: lmao....amebo alert

My sista in d lord .....nor b kuku my fault oo,na NYSC palava cos kasala wey burst enta gbege ooo. Abeg help me beg DG of NYSC 2help me and call me up fast fast ooo,coz i heard u are his wife's sistaz junior cozin.

sisiafrika: mtchwwww

Wooow!! Luv d sound of dat melody 4rm ur lipz,shows u are a true typical sisi afrika......wish u more lipstick 2ur lipz 4dat superb display of d african woman in u ....... Afrikan women hissing from time ab-initio

sisiafrika: ur so cute!

that awkward moment when a lady complements a fellow diva 9cely ....am like here we go again.....like srzly :/

Hissexcellencie: you are saying welbeck is utter shite.....I am saying he isn't; he's just a work in progress. Remember how arsenal fans dey make fun of ramsey 2seasons ago now they adore him.

Bro hw can u term welbeck as stil a work in progress? ........ Wellbeck as been in manutd's 1st team since d era of tevez,berbatov and even sum yrz b4 chicharito came 2 united ,if i am nt mistaken wld b close 2 6 or 7yrs as a united mainteam player,and u stil seem 2condone is mediocrity and say he is not a shite player? If i ad any more demeaning adjective dan being a shite player i would make use of against him,and just 4d records chicharito is way ahead of him on average goals/per duration of play,so y are u tryna defend him :/

moshmod101: Bros can u let dis issue die down pls...I know I made a mistake to have labelled d girl fake...pls its ok sire!

Yes boss,just needed 2tie sum loose ends and sum misconception by d last guy dat quoted me.