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Hissexcellencie: OFF POINT!

Tnx 4 enlitenin me jaare my guy...stil puzzled as 2wat cloequeen sees as off point in my post she quoted

Hissexcellencie: e just be like say I know say u go comment. Choi....! U sani burn pesin cable ehhn

Bro na wetn brodaz 4rm anoda modaz dey do b dat na ..... U suppose don sabi say me tanda gidigba lyk dickinson wey wan bleep 4u bak na

Wiseracre: Lmao...I aint no bad boy buddy. I tried, I really tried to be one, but I just couldn't stand the way those girls cried and cried when they r heartbroken...The two girls that got their heart broken because we ain't compatible r still on my mind still...

I hail them bad boys, I can't stand a girl begging n keeps beggin me nt to leave her, I really can't, my experience has showed how weak I am in tht regard...

I just want my dream girl...thatz all!

Hmmm! Quite an emotional piece coming 4rm u...guess me nicknamin u poetic tarzan wasnt bad aftrall ...... But @ d sametime no 2put ur mind 4 online babes ooo,coz 2b frank wit u 80% of galz u wld find wldnt take a mr.9ce guy like u srz .... They prefer d wilde and bad boy personae kinda guy,but dat dnt mean u wnt find sum1 u deserve

Hissexcellencie: Sowl mah nigga; so you follow do that thing? Mehn.....me no ever get †ђξ mind to do am o! I no want make my own kids do †ђξ same to me

Bro when u become a successful and wealthy man in the not 2distant future u wouldnt mind if ur child gives u and hyper-inflated budget 4his academic projects.....what you shld pray 4his that GOD gives u d resources and might 2b able 2take care of ur familyz needs...lobatan. So dont b scared abt ur kid reciprocatin such.

Cleoqueen: Hahahahahaha....O.P

[/b]nobletay:
nice one bro. patriotism is d key. Truly, present leaders hs done more bad dan good but we need to put it aside and think of how we d present generation can make d country better. #heal d world, make it a better place# [b]

Thats the spirit my bro 4rm anoda moda... Giving up on humanity wld never be the panacea to the complicated conundrum we seem to find ourselves as Nigerians.... It would only give way 4more of inhumane injustice 2continue thriving and it does our future no good,@least if not 4 ourselves we can do it 4d sake of our generation yet unborn.... As we the youths of Nigeria we need 2rise above the hate,tribalistic and religious bias and sentiment which our leaders are successfully using as source 2there ''divide and rule policy'' and emancipate ourselves 4rm mental slavery bcoz non but ourselves can free our mind and build the future Nigeria of our dreams
Look @ d bolded which was wat i quoted and tell me how on GODs luvly earth was i off point according 2u..... Dont tell me ur IQ 4 comprehension is dis low

acidtalk: Anyone who successfully gets mine gets a N3,000 equivalent recharge card. Once you get it, you will send me your email or number and VOLLAH!!!

Like your signature goes .... ''Love Me or Hate Me, i will always say what others are too scared to say, Which is the TRUTH'' ..... So ur truthful words burns deep into peoples skin like acid...... Acidtalk

Kceee: Cleoqueen,hep me tell am,but wait o,dat one pass O.P
I think apata is d rite wod to use nt OP

Mr.fidelity d limpopo master ( pheeew!!! So much 4being ironical ) ...... Abeg me educate me as e dey go oo,coz am always willing 2learn new things and dnt 4get 2also tel me wat u mean by ''apata'' .

sokarsenal: . Thank you .......now you can talk about being a 'patriotic nigerian' since you didn't 'work' it...........I reckon you've misunderstood my previous posts.....I believe in a supreme being, I believe in a God........not just the way you and many people believe, that is....hope you get it?

Oooh! Tnx 4 correcting my misconceptionz abt u,i guess we are on d same page and same school of thought if u bliv in the supreme being which is the almighty GOD.... 4rm wat i deduce just like me u are not a fan of fanatiscm and xtremism in religion if i am not mistaken.... Coz 2me d fact dat we blong 2 a certain religion doesnt mean we should discard the idea of logical reasoning and the vivid realities of life.

Cleoqueen: Hahahahahaha....I'm in the company of some great people...they took it upon their self that sleep stays away...and they have succeeded

I can safely deduce u are havin some TGIF cross over 9te 2d weeknd and havin fun aiiyt?

Cleoqueen: Hahahahahaha....O.P

Abeg wetin b ...... O.P

Cleoqueen: Hmmmm....*lips sealed*

Hope u dont mind me askin d cause of ur insomnia @ dis wee hour .....b4 u ask me wat i am doin online @ dis time,,my autoreply wld b i am a cyber-vigilante

Smeeky: And u expect to find her here?
Dream on jose..this is Nigeria.

Oga smeeky take am ezy wit dis poetic tarzan na....mind u he might be lucky 2find her here by nt havin 2go tru d rigorous process u listed bcoz what is a bitter potion 4 mr.A might be a delicious sauce 4 mr.B....datz d interestin dynamix of life

Wiseracre: Impossible is simply I'm possible, itz all about perception. And on a serious note, Jose is my first name. It's the dreamers' world buddy, Nigeria not excluded.

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake up in the day to find it was vanity, but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.

Guy dis ya poetic rythm and exhibition go help u chop all dose village galz wey go dey d PPA wey dem go post u oo...... Continue wel well oo,coz u go chop dem so tey,ur life wld neva b d same again....coz by then u wld ve broken the record of numba of female adult 2ndry skul students impregnated by a single corper!!!

Hissexcellencie: im wan show say im no chop im papa money for school fees 4nothing.

If i dont exhibit my papa money,abeg who will ,abi shey na u go do am on my b1/2 . The oldman sef sabi say i over chop am sef,na only GOD go 4give me wit hyper-inflated project budget wey i giv am.

Hissexcellencie: omg! She smiled @ me. *faints*

[quote author=Hissexcellencie]Chaaiii!!! Oga ade hope say nor b die u go die if beyonce or rihanna wave dere akata hands @ u ..... But nt 2worry dats y u ve guyz like me as ur paddy...na 2write application give bros J say make him come do im miraculous ressurection

Ifyzo: yes

Hope you have been able to get anough dose of the fresh air your uncle promised us Nigerians in the last elections where he claimed he once had no shoes @least if we the Nigerian majority can't seem 2get any fresh air,you his niece of all people should get more than enough ...... For your uncle who claimed he once had no shoes back when he was a youth and his life story was able 2turn and change 4d better by the goverment of the past...... To now have no positive plans whatsoever for the unemployed and frustrated 9ja youths really beats my mundane imagination

Ojestas: Chelsea Pensioners were
admitted in February 1692. Mourinho sef, dem neva born am, so....?? I dnt need to reply to the others cos they are invalid. @bolded,go and receive check the average age of the squad that won the CL for Chelsea under RDM. Bro, u don't know football. Tell me your club and I'd tell you what you dunno about them. Let's not derail the thread.

Dont say u dont need 2reply my other statements,just say u are not well grounded with facts 2counter my statement coz its the fact...... And there is no way in hell you would counter the influence of the likes of AVB,roberto di matteo and rafa benitez in chelsea's europe conquering,coz the likes of juan mata,ramires,oscar,cesar azpilicueta,hazard came 2chelsea during this era and there combo wit the experience of lampard,JT ashley cole and ivanovic was wat made chelsea conquer europe...... U and i knw verywell that u self acclaimed special 1 is begining 2deviate 4rm that youthful policy .... FYI i am a man utd fan#GGMU#

nobletay: nice one bro. patriotism is d key. Truly, present leaders hs done more bad dan good but we need to put it aside and think of how we d present generation can make d country better. #heal d world, make it a better place#

Thats the spirit my bro 4rm anoda moda... Giving up on humanity wld never be the panacea to the complicated conundrum we seem to find ourselves as Nigerians.... It would only give way 4more of inhumane injustice 2continue thriving and it does our future no good,@least if not 4 ourselves we can do it 4d sake of our generation yet unborn.... As we the youths of Nigeria we need 2rise above the hate,tribalistic and religious bias and sentiment which our leaders are successfully using as source 2there ''divide and rule policy'' and emancipate ourselves 4rm mental slavery bcoz non but ourselves can free our mind and build the future Nigeria of our dreams

Hissexcellencie: Ah ahn naw....M not that jobless...na wa you o

Bro dat is me 4u oo ..... They say curiosity kills the cat..... But they are quick 2 4get that a cat supposedly as 9lives ,so curiosity na d last tin wey go kill a cat like me..... Like mario if 1 life commot i go dey use my remaining livez dey flex dey go

DrPhilABd: Dis Sow, frm all ur comments I ve come to denote dt u seem lyk who loves to 'show himself' esp because u seem to always wanna use 'big' english kinda

Like srzly dear Tho i am not the kinda person that likes comparing people's life or destiny wit mine ....coz everyman's destiny and life journey is quite unique....but paradventure if i would wanna show myslf 2u or any1 in this room....then i should do that by flaunting my ferrari or rolls-royce and my mansion in miami @ u.....until i can do this then i have nothing i can use 2show myself..... Showing 1self is best left in the hands of d mega rich superstarz (i.e wizzy and davido)and not an upcoming potential like me.

sokarsenal: . Oga Sowl....did you 'work' your service?

Oga i no runz am ooo,wld ve told u i put it in d hands of GOD,but dnt thnk it wld b necessary as u dnt believe in d omnipotent and supreme being

Ifyzo: abeg leave GEJ outta dis oo,wetin him steal?

Ahn ahn!!! GEJ na ya uncle?

COLLECTION OF CALL UP LETTER FOR NYSC
BATCH B.
To commemorate the Eid-el-fitri Salah
celebration, the Federal Government has declared
Monday July 28th and Tuesday July 29th public
holidays.
A statement issued on wednesday July 23rd in
Abuja by the Ministry of Interior on behalf of the
Federal government, With this development
the call up letters to be issued to students will
take effect after the Eid-el-filtri celebration and
runs even to the 4th day of August. Please note
that this call up letters is already in school a and
undergoing the required protocol after which it
will be relayed to faculty. If the faculty gets it
earlier, they commence distribution the same
day. If other wise the next day, but all must
commence collection next week. Also remember
that those to serve in Osun state will
automatically go for stream 2 which commences
on the first day of September. This is because of
Osun state election. Secondly, those to serve in
Lagos will collect there call up numbers the
same time, while some will be in stream one
some others will be in stream two. Those serve
in Adamawa, Bauchi,Borno, Gombe, Jigawa, Yobe
are to go for stream 2 because of insecurity in
some part of the area. Remember you collect
your call up letter from your faculty officer as
explained.

Ojestas: Man utd fans be like------->> Even Obama is a driver, shey? park well,oga!

Mourinho is taking u back 2dooms day lyk he did in his 1st stint as chelsea's coach .... It was during his era that chelsea was tagged d ''pensioners club'' and its stil dat samethin he is tryna do by signing playaz lyk felipe luiz who is in his late 20's and drogba who is in his mid 30's..... The main reason u guyz neva lifted d UCL was bcoz of dat mourinho's policy,while youth oriented coaches lyk di matteo and AVB were sacked ,dis where d coaches dat set d pace 2 chelsea's european conquering.... Its a pity dat chelsea is goin bak 2 grass 4rm grace!!! Smh4d blues.

Samguine: You share their sentiments?

Like srzly bro When did factual objectivity bcum a theoretical sentiment? ;/

Ifyzo: if u r into it pls desist from it oo,u dey hear?

If i didnt cum out clean wld u ve known? ....Y desist 4rm d fun part of youthfulness,i ve always do ve it @ d bak of my mind dat YOLO is d anthem of life,wat doesnt kill me only makes me wilder,i nid sum tales by moonlite 2tel d yunga generation, u knw wat i mean?

Kceee: Most guys,but not all guys engage in infidelity..we still av some faithful guys out dere,wich I no I am one of them

hey bro no need 2sound ur trumpet and do some cheap PR so as 2sell urslf as a gen2man 2d ladyz.... Let ur fidelity tell in ur actions 2wateva lady u involved wit... Roger?

Ifyzo: my dear i understand wot u r saying,wen i say develop feelings its both real n fake feelings,its up to d girls to believe or not

Yea exactly,its up 2d gal 2knw her onions,tnx 2d act of freewill dat makes us free 2choose btw rite n wrong,truth and lies etc......our freewill and decision we make ,tends 2make us who we are. I can only hope GOD guides u ladyz 4rm d wilde guyz amongst us

traecey: galaxy tv asin d fone or tab? nne beta save ur data o

Na we lagos and IBADAN peeps sabi d kain galaxy wey she dey talk,mind u nor b d fone and tab she mean oo,dis 1 na TV station

traecey: muah muah muah...I do tlk abt em tinx..but nt evri second of evri minute..plus am a girl nd I like blue...

Sorry 2burst ur bubble ,but wat if i told u guyz i love both blue and pink,which 2me as nothin 2do wit a particular gender.

HuckleberryFinn: Yes sir!! What's up bruh?

Nothin much bro,just tryinh 2change d world and make it a beta place by changing myslf positively!!!