₦airaland Forum

crackhaus: Wrong!
Ammonia gas smells like rotten egg

Ammonia doesn't smell like rotten egg,it is hydrogen sulphide that smells like rotten egg,Ammonia smells like urine

Aliyubest: r u not supposed to b chained @ yaba left?

LWTMBFH

honeric01: Buhari pls tread cautiously, you're beginning to sound like a typical politician ever since getting close to tinubu. Pls do not lose the humanitarian part of you o.
Jalo the pdp spokeman got the message behind the statement "woo the pdp thieves for their stolen money, get the money from them to fund the politics, then dump and punish them all for their crimes after winning elections"
this is what the rich northern elites already know about Buhari, hence the lack of support for him because they fear he's going to publicly punish them when in power.

Even if he refuse to punish them,atleast he will put an end to corruption,this pdp ppl have destroyed this country,a Nigerian graduate can't apply for a federal government job without having an oga at the top,it wasn't like this in the old,the time of Gej,Obasanjo etc,they had opportunity to serve this country without oga at the top,having all the luxury at piece of cake,they destroyed it and made it terrible for this generation,this same theives pdp has stollen yet unborn children destinies by not investing on education,healthcare,save me the least,let's vote this theives out of Nigeria else another samuel Doe saga will make history in this country

This mohammed jalo of a person should keep his smelling mouth quite,he said'we r satisfied with Jonathan administration so far'-is he speaking for himself alone or for Nigerians who are suffering daily.


Jola,the fact that you have your pay slip every month doesn't mean other Nigerians have too.

Pdp has never acheived anything since the assumed in 1999 except negative feats like increasing the price for petrol

Let us stop being sentimental,let's give APC a trial since Pdp has failed us,I want to believe our votes will count this coming 2015.

Pdp doesn't give a crap of the populace,for example take Delta state,the governor is busy looting while graduates are riding okada,he didn't invest in eductation like Amaechi did which made provision for 13000 teachers.Delta is just running an overbloated goverment,even civil servants who were promoted had no money increment to show for it.Pdp is a total failure

Government should stop fooling us by using it playing to the gallary.No doubt naija is the sweetest place to live if you have everything going rosy for you.those foreigners are not job seekers,many of them are employed by agent in their countries and sent to different companies here as expatriate,having seen the sweetest of naija,why wouldn't them apply for citizenship.Government stop displaying your stupidity,provide job or pay unemployment benefits as obtainable in other countries even not as rich as naija,if the citizens will not be happy

Nigerians are not lazy ppl,the indians are used to hardwork in their country and expect the same from nigerians,however they are very bossy,saucy and some are wicked.
Nigerian Economy apart from the oil sector is almost 90% controlled by indians who invested money and manpower,bribing the corrupt government officials and avoid paying tax,they are hypocrites,they pretend to be good whenever a government body like the NLC,NAFDAC etc comes for inspection
They expect you to work for plenty of hours under stress and pressure and pay you peanut.
Most of them have never had the oppurtunity to own a car,I knew many of them in their 40's learning how to drive here in lagos.
the sweet story is that this same indians can be so humble when you have them as your employee or househelp as most nigerians who owns companies does and their labour cost is of the low side.
A lot of nigerians are going through hell on earth working for indian boss,the government doesn't give a crap,a lot have lost body part from industrial accidents without compensation.the nigerian government is a failed one,if only they will invest their stolen money in this country,the level of unemployment will dwindle down

doofanc: madam i think you r d one who should stop misleading ppl.

where in the NT did u see saints pleading the Blood in d face of danger? if u've been doing it, stop cuz u r misusing that precious, priceless gift.

The blood of Jesus has power all right, but, like dhtml ritly said, its for a spcific purpose, the forgiveness of sin. Eph 2:13, Rev 1:5, etc.

If a Christian is looking for protection, it is The NAME OF JESUS that you use.

I will disagree with you,it is written in the book of rev-they overcame with the blood of the lamb(Jesus Christ) and with the words of their testimony.I must not forget to add that most christain pray without using the full name Jesus christ,they just §a̶̲̥̅̊Ɣ In Jesus name,An occultic man confessed that Jesus as a name is beared in spain, rome etc but nobody has ever bear the name christ and he divulge that the name Jesus doesn't pull much weight as the full name Jesus Christ

LausDeo: has the interview been held in lagos? I got a message that the date of the interview has been postponed and a new date will be communicated, but I haven't received a new message for the new date. Is there anyone here who has been interviewed in lagos?

however I m convince interview held at enugu today,participants in the house should pls brief us about it

Pls can anybody here give us update about the first bank interview that held today in enugu,lagos etc

LausDeo: Just got a msg frm workforce dat d 48hrs earlier stated has been postponed. Who else got it?

did they stipulate another date for it and what was the details of the first mssg from workforce

It was a good humanitarian service....kudos to the convoy team

What is the next stage suppose to entail,is it interview or another form of assessment

It is painful that we don't have rebel leaders in this country like prince johnson of Liberia who killed president samuel Doe

The youth should carve out biz for themselves,have the govt created a favourable environment that will make biz strife.

Phcn is out to fustrate ppls biz every now and then, and gues what,they come and bring crazy bills at month end;most biz has folded up bc they could not cope with the high phcn bills couple with high deisel or petrol cost especially for biz that deal with perishable goods,services that require constant light etc

Is it bad roads that has inflated travelling cost and overhead on goods purchase from source of of raw materials,infact let me stop here cos areas the govt has failed are numerous

Biz are grappling with high operational cost and production cost bc of inefficiency and corruption from the government.

The good news is that God is not asleep,inasmuch as we keep loving this country and praying for this country,God will depose these sets of bad leaders we have and liberate this generation from the hands of these wicked and occultic leaders...that's ♍Ɣ submission

Don Magic Juan: I am the delta version of Fani Kayode and I prefer amarias with their sweet wayo moaning.

I have phucked so many aboki brides here in abuja. They say they like it when they feel it in their belle.
They pay for that room service up in the hilton jus to suck on it while their mallam husbands are gettin farked in the a55 by their god fathers like ibb and atiku

Trick dont even start with me

Dont you know am dah Bishop Magic Don Juan?

you too even need Jesus in your life

[quote author=Me_Aboki]Oh yeah, I got news for you: while one is opening your gate at home and work (as you put it) another one had already sneaked in to fccuk your wife and mom too; word has it that you are a weak tolotolo, can't do fccukk all to keep your wife satisfied, same goes for your dad too.
Yes, while our governors troop into Abua to collect oil revenue (I know this pains you well well) guess who is servicing their long aboki pricks - your sister, cousins and gf of course, word has it that runs business is a special gift of your womenfolk- in fact your head was baptized several times by abnormally long aboki pricks while your mom was pregnant with you, the consequence of your mental retardation and bigotry.[/quote]you need Christ in your life

nagoma: Gibberish. Very shallow and empty.

Aboki like you will never accept the true fact,that's y U̶̲̥̅̊ will continue to be aboki..smh

nagoma: Why didn't you get your independence from the British , you cowardly lazy lot. We shall see that you don't continue vandalizing the oil pipelines because we will need them in the near future to pump our sewage back to your filthy envinronment.

I will pardon your ignorance because U̶̲̥̅̊ abokis lack good education.who fought for the independence?let me tell U̶̲̥̅̊ ,southern resisted the british govt which led to plethora of killings,go to benin where d binis dug large drenches to ambush the british soldiers,the oba of benin was taken to exile and killed there just because the south never wanted the british govt.I believe Anthony Enahoro who was one of the fore runners of independence is from the south.However you illiterate,stinking and smelling abokis accepted the british and when the british was leaving,they compensated you guys by giving power to you ppl afta forceful almagamation in 1914.the british also compensated you northerners by inflating your population census so that more allocation will go to you guys.the british are the cause of the problem we r facing today,and ppl like you who dnt know the history of Nigeria come here and spew nonsense from your toothless mouth.you ppl keep defending your bokos boys killing innocent southerners(that was even part of what led to the civil war) and we must let you knw,we r nt fools,christainity is not a foolish religion,you and your ppl leave peacefully and do biz peacefully here in the south while our brodas in the north live in trepidation.can you come out and tell us what dis your bokos brodas are clamouring for,the oil money that we share with them is not ok for them abi? Or what else do they want.♍Ɣ militant brodas here are clamouring for a better live,mind you some of this militants are well educated more than your elites in the north.tell your boko brodas to stop killing ppl for no reason;they cannot islamise Nig.,if that is the case,you ppl should go your seperate way and practice your islam there.is it not obvious that we are not one Nigeria,you guys are difft in religion,belief,looks etc,is it not clear that we cant live together in peace,then while are we still enslave by the 1914 almagation,we shud go our seperate way.tell your abokis broda in the upper and lower house who r gettin their pay slip from oil money whereas their villages is as dry as arid desert to move a referandum for an independent state of arewa instead of coming here biting the fingers that has fed you from hunger and dying.I foresee another sudan,but this time its gonna be a peaceful seperation because we don want to wipe out the likes of you from mother earth

otokx: last i remember, there is no picture on the university certificate, hope there is a resemblance between you and the picture. The picture complaints are getting louder and its quite clear that 99% of them used impersonators. The one i heard yesterday was that the cafe man used his own pic in place of mine, well complainant arrested and cooling in Choba Police station till he can produce the person of the 'cafe man' - wicked cheats.

that serves him right,making the univ putting round pegs in square holes,they want to enter into the university but they will never take time to study their books..He should be charge to court.

[quote author=Me_Aboki]In the same vain as some monkeys in the bush are causing volatility in their region, foolishly blowing up pipelines and polluting everywhere (in kind of cutting off one's nose to spite his face).
Yes these ppl are so animalistic that they eat themselves, so arrogant and full of themselves; yet so shallow and empty as hell.
No no they don't deserved any hydrocarbon as well, that's why the abokis (that they hate so much) have divided the oil blocs between themselves, leaving them with only peanuts for the monkeys they are - foolish boy (since the moderators will continue to ignore such tribalistic insults, we shall also indulge in fighting fire with fire). [/quote]let me educate you a little,the abokis succeeded in sharing oil bloc to themselves by virtue of their military power back then,and we christain are very peaceful ppl,the ppl U̶̲̥̅̊ refered to blowing oil pipelines are just a trace quantity in ratio to good and law abiding southern citizens,dnt U̶̲̥̅̊ think if bulk of the citizens here are animalistic,U̶̲̥̅̊Я aboki brodas will summit all those oil blocs they own illegally.The bottom line is that God is not asleep,he will jugde this northerners for been pest and parasites to d south

Donmams: Hmmm. Can't wait for the country to be divided. Soon oil will be explored in the north and all those fools thinking that the north will be destroyed if we go our separate ways will be put to shame! In addition, we still maintain 70% of the country's landmass, agriculture will boom and the hydro electricity supply will be cut off to the south. That will mean 24 hour electricity for the north! Abeg GEJ hurry divide the country sharp sharp

let me educate your ignorance,hydro-electricity is obsolete,we have many grid system in the south which is powered by gas wastages from oil exploration.we can do without your hydroelectric.moreover,the last time I checked,we have more water bodies more than the north so what will stop us from building hydro-turbines.pls stop being tribalistic cos if it happens,you northerners will suffer

tumababa: even if u kiss and romance, flug set, a day after marriage,both shd kneel down and ask for forgiveness.

then old things will b passed away and all things become new.

thats all…..

must we continue in sin that grace may abound?God forbid.you committing sin deliberately and going asking for forgiveness means you are fustrating the grace of God and at the same time devoid of sacrifice for sin

@ sir otokx...I have tendered ♍Ɣ issue via writing to Registrar secr,then the letter was sent to Academics which was further sent to Admissions.on confirming it on admissions,I was told they r working on it.♍Ɣ question is what are the potentials of effective corrections and giving me admission for med and surg in any list to come out

Codedrock: LOL.. WHAT A FUNNY QUESTION... I WILL JUST START HAVING THE BEST FUNS OF MY LIFE LIKE FUC.KING UPTO 20GIRLS PER DAY.. AND EAT DIFFERENT TYPE OF THINGS I ALWAYS HOPE TO EAT. BUT I DONT PRAY I WILL BE LEFT BEHIND IN JESUS NAME.

you seriously need Jesus in your life,just surrender your life to him cos the kind of life U̶̲̥̅̊ are leding now will profit U̶̲̥̅̊ nothing

Wu Zetian: You are ugly!

Nigerian guys are ugly!

That's all that matters

it seems like some guys hav got U̶̲̥̅̊Я heart shredded,pls kindly go and fix d pieces up,stop pouring out your fustration here,abi U̶̲̥̅̊Я brodas fyn pass us,or U̶̲̥̅̊Я brodas no be naija again.go get a better job,I blame ASUU

Pasca07: What i can deduced from dis topic is dat the op wish to belong to male gender....and besides the obvious truth is dat she is not dat exquisite and good looking,dat is why she is using nairaland to pour out her frustration....@op don't worry ur man will surely come at the right time just be optimistic

you have actually nailed it bro...a pretty gal doesn't have the luxury of time rating guys,cos she knws her type will come nd pick her at the appropriate time...@ the OP,pls Oº°˚˚˚°ºo dnt marry a naija guy since we r ugly,if U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt knw,naija men remain a force to reckon with in Africa that's y all thw white chiks in asia,america,uk are dying for us.

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]Jonathan should not realease any funds to tiffs[/quote]is that the best way to fight corruption

goody36: Your post shows your poor upbringing and your not having respect for elders and people in authority.President Jonathan is not your age mate and naturally should be respected by you.He ois your President whether you like it or not.
Why Call the President names?May God have mercy on you.

Yes GEJ is our president,we knw,but when salt has loose its savor,it becomes useless.I must §a̶̲̥̅̊Ɣ it that the presidency has loose its value cos I believe a happy nation can't be calling their president names just like an average American can never insult Obama.the presidency has misplace priorities and visionless advisers,U̶̲̥̅̊Я ppl are suffering,U̶̲̥̅̊ r busy fighting Amaechi,U̶̲̥̅̊ r busy fighting for 2015.the condition of an average Nigerian is becoming worse day by day,the poverty level has more than double yet the min of finance has the audacity to defend it,business are folding up cos lack of light,the price of commodities are skyrocking,the hope of a common man is becoming bleak by the day,the PDP govt is like 10 hefty men gang raping a 13yr old girl(Nigeria) to death,they have destroyed the good things we have in nigeria and they are still threat the few good things we have left...yet some fools still come here and defend PDP and GEJ,I m not for Amaechi neither am I for GEJ nor am I a politician,♍Ɣ take is that PDP is the devil we have in this country,let the die(leave) so that this country can move to the nxt level

Mr president,when will U̶̲̥̅̊ stop this oga at the top tin and ensure transparency,excellence and merit in fed govt job recruitment

Mr president,what r U̶̲̥̅̊ doing about the high rate of unemployment in the country,also why are we paying more for darkness,why is that we don't have good roads esp east west road that is total shambles

[quote author=Cele-pope]Nasty journalism.Why not publish the name when its obvious the lawmaker is Hon.Akpodioghaga Imeyese representing Ethiope Federal constituency.Nigerian media do aid this criminals by not exposing them.All the same nothing is going to be done to him afterall Senator Ali Ndume was caught up in a more serious security issue and nothing was done to him and he is walking freely.[/quote]next time be very careful when quoting ppls name

Please somebody shud help me with the source of this news

Jenams: but hav u eaten today?

All these retardeen,so U̶̲̥̅̊ ppl care if others have eaten,I thought U̶̲̥̅̊ ppl care about urself and family and how to steal more oil money to urself...the fact is that I have eaten doesn't mean others have,that's the problem we have,we call ourselves xtain and care less abt ppl,we don't look out for others,I think God will ask many of us on the last day.even our delta elders are culpable,once they get small peanut from the govt,they keep quite and sell the ppl right,its very riduculous.
As for the govt,we can't continue like this,Gej is ♍Ɣ broda,but I must be frank,he's not living up to expectation,♍Ɣ delta state govt is even the worse,when will situation change.
♍Ɣ take is dat eat and also care if others have eaten.
I even learnt sss destroyed the outlaw kelvin house in his community,is dat the solution?
Have U̶̲̥̅̊ take U̶̲̥̅̊Я time and ask-y is there rampant kidnapping?I don't advocate for that cos I knw is nt good,but its very simple,there r no jobs in the state,the state allocation is been shared bw themselves,do u want the ppl to die,they will have to take up arms.
Look at Amaechi that employed 13000 teachers,Ђ☺ many has delta st govt employed,even those he promoted there was no money to that effect,yet ppl are still condemning Amaechi-it is an indication that this. Fed govt doesn't even want to giv her citizens job if they will use the police in rivers state to flog and teargass newly employed teachers that came for their employmnt letter at the stadium.