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Mufakirnaqdiun:
But yve never been to heaven na,Well, lets face it …

You are supposed to live there FOREVER, an never-ending eternity. At some point, you will know everything there is to know, you will have done everything there is to do, talk about everything there is to talk about, praised that egocentric god all you can praise him, and then … then what ? After all of this, there is still an eternity to live … and there can be no way out … you cannot leave, you cannot die, you are FOREVER bound to that place, FOREVER …

Its not just boredom … the way heaven is defined, it is the WORST POSSIBLE punishment anyone can ever inflict on you …



So where will you rather be ?
Lol

ITbomb:
Nice, loyal, faithful guys are just boring

A lady's dream is to date a God fearing Jim Iyke but they won't tell you

buygala:
What is a PVC Registration machine doing in a church? ...Is the Church now an INEC office?



I can't even imagine the headlines if a PVC registration machine is found in a mosque


I am not supporting the invading thugs ..but the Church too has some blame.

Offpoint1:
If this made FrontPage I'll give nairalanders my entire life savings, deactivate my nairaland account and relocate to my village

Seniorwriter:
What a figure 234..... which depicts our National Dial Code for communication....If you know you know.....

In another news get your PVCs ready....
Inshort I want to grant free mentorship on how to earn @least $100monthly as a freelancer for 2, 3, or 4 Nairalanders that will quote my comment with I'm OBIDATTI certified.
You have to show proof of your PVC though during interactive session with my SM manager for eligibility...Be guided.

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PotatoSalad:
You guys have come again.
Wasn't the earth seen as the center of the universe for a long time, and that the sun revolved around the earth, which gave us the saying, "the sun rises in the east and sets in the west", when actually, the sun neither rises nor sets?

Alusiizizi:
We will never design any craft that can travel at the speed of light, this possibility is simply ruled out by the special theory of relativity. What we may be able to do in the distant future is design craft that can travel at an appreciable fraction of the speed of light(I'm talking 20~30 percent here), this will offer the possibility of a generational ship, where the decendants of the initial travelers get to be the colonists of any new worlds discovered. Your proposal of making men immortal is probably not only impossible but probably undesirable, the human brain although very large compared to most animals is still finite and in fact, how do you propose to store infinite amount of information. Our best bet for inter-galactic travel will be some kind of stasis-hibernation where all metabolic processes are artificially arrested until the destination is neared(think about that movie "Avatar" here).

Offpoint1:
It's impossible to say there's no other civilization out there.

If ever a civilization is discovered out there NASA will never make it public. It'll be a top secret and classified information only for world powers and some US top military personnels.

Such information will totally destroy the largest earth religion.

NamelessOGBENI:
The aim is making comfortable money.

Sir, if you don't mind can you shed more light on that and I'll be needing that comfortable money too

Racoon:
All these so so called presidential media aides that are always rationalizing every irresponsible action of the president instead of advising him appropriately are the worst.

It only takes a shot to be fired in Aso Rock for the president without waiting for his NSA, or Aso Rock CSO to change the entire security architecture of the seat of power.Is that not selfishness?

The president & his service chiefs are all property of the state that are answerable to the people because they're being paid by taxpayers monies.

So what will the NASS being rep of the people call on the president to relieve the chiefs to inject new vigor to the self-inflicted security challenges across this nation & he will be reluctant to act? Nigeria have irresponsible leaders & docile populace that cant demand accountability.

Frustrated007:
Does anyone here know what apps I can use in Making Instagram posts like this?

You guys should please pardon my ignorance by the way I have never really fancied Instagram
.....soo I'm sort of ignorant of how to do basic stuff

Karlifate:
LMAO!

Kaballa + Kundallini = Kamala
Dis political mathematics sef.
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On the flipside, FFK will claim that he's a Christain, anticipating the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Why then is he scared of the people he labelled "antichrist" from taking over cos it's part of the signs of the end time.
Maybe he's using an incomplete Bible OR he wants to keep on being bankrolled on earth.

Dangrace01:
Lol

I want to ask a question if Adam and Eve didn't eat the fruit, would lion eat grass?

Would humans kill meat?

ATEAMS:
Happiness is pretty simple: someone to love, something to do, something to look forward to.

Righteosness89:
Mod please ban me

reccy:
What's the reason for this? Or is it a new trend!? The other time, it was Abia and now River state... I trust my state, the boy will not even mind any damn judges... Nah to continue to loot dy e mind now.

Pathetic;!!

kestolove95:
Don't blame them, they wia brainwashed by the lies in the Bible dat says "he who find a wife has found a good thing and obtain favour from the Lord" that is the favour his obtaining from d Lord now..

jidamsel43:
You are talking from the both sides of your mouth. Does it mean that when someone accept Jesus Christ, he/she will remain on earth forever?

Openbusiness:
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Oga you are talking in the rubbish! Christ has abolished fulfilled the Law and the Prophets. The wages of SIN is death, all sin, not just Rape alone. The soul that sinneth shall die, the Good book also says. Going by these, alone, everyone should be killed, not just rapists alone because sin is sin before God. Even that harmless little lie is sin that is punishable by eternal death. But God decided to show mercy, and Jesus paid the full price for all sins. So we don’t live by the laws of Moses any more, but by the Laws of the Spirit of Life in Christ Jesus. So what should be the punishment for rape today? The punishment is jail time, not execution. How long should the jail time be? Well, that's up to the courts and legislature to decide. But if I was to suggest, then I will say, the more violent the rape act, the more repetitive the rape act (for people that enslave others for serial rapes as sex slaves) the longer the jail time. If the rapist murders the rape victim, then it is no longer a rape case only but a murder case and must be tried as such

light099:
Scientists with their Carbon 14, Carbon dating bullcrap.
Extraordinary bullcraps, only valid until another bullcrap invalidates the former.
Continue searching, you would never discover anything of tangible relevance to your search, you would only end up more confused and misinformed every time.

As a human, you would always have to believe in one shit or another, either the religious shit or the scientific shit. No side seems to be devoid of shits, except that one shit is obviously the way to go, while the other is nothing more than futile bullcrap.

It's more sensible to believe the allegory of a snake talking in a garden than theories of how fish turned into man;
It's more sensible to believe this masterpiece universe is designed and fabricated by a creative, wise, intelligent, supernatural mind than to believe it created itself and exists on it's own. More ridiculously originated from a tiny bang. You don't mean it?
It's more sensible to believe a path that tells us the purpose and future of the world, not one which doesn't know why we're here, where we're coming from and where we're heading to.
It's sensible to believe a great designer somewhere knows a lady should have two breasts, curvy figure and thinner voice, while the man should be more masculine with thicker voice. Or you mean nothing figured that out and also fabricated it?
All these are very shallow details by the way. It would take some tangible time to describe the minutest parts of life and infinite time for the whole vast universe.

Life is no doubt a great masterpiece of art, epitome of extraordinary creativity, climax of skillful fabrication, nexus of complex functionality and unbelievable compatibility of distinct contrasting vastness.

Science is only good in fabricating inanimate objects and making life better, that is where it belongs and it should strictly stick to that. But when atheist scientists come explaining cardinal aspects of life with science. I tell them, never mind, because you really suck at that.

Some people would mock you for being so gullible for believing in a sky daddy, until later you realize who is really more gullible.