ganisucks:
Tales by moonlight. Pick the ministerial nominees so that the world can know who to probe until they depart this world. These so called ministers go hear wehn, after balabu is sacked. They will be marking register at EFCC HQ every day. Even their generations unborn will be probed.

Sacked! you better brace up, no judicial system can sack a sitting president not even with this excuse of a court proceedings.

Theempath:
Good day Nairalanders...

Please can anyone here tell me how to fix this?

Your Os has a problem, backup and reformat, you can try repair, I will advise you backup either way.

Godsonkemz:
Why not allow these illegal oil refineries to function if they can help make the product affordable to the masses

Operate on what, do they have oil well, people steal oil and then take it to illegal refineries, without any health compliance or regulations, you expect them to help make the price of oil more affordable.

The only reason they are profitable is because they stole the oil to begin with, tell them to buy the oil and see if they will survive.

marlow1962:

You can never chase the owners of Nigeria out of Nigeria, all these are formalities to deceive the gullible that the Nigerian army is working.
Banditry can never and will never stop in the north. After raw mineral corruption, banditry is the next.
Do you know how much they get from as banditry allocation from other countries? If it means you going 6ft under just for the government to embezzle more, the won't thinking twice before writing you off.

You wn dy chase shettima brothers, I laugh.

You mean, you have no proof it's fake news, just conjectures.

The problem is, if you already think it's impossible, should the army just sit in their barracks and do nothing.

EnemyofGod2:
can you kill this animal if you are the hunter ?

If you are in the hunter's shoes will you still go ahead and kill this animal ?

See Nigerians with hypocrisy

Young boys using their girlfriends, mothers, brothers for money ritual, selling human body parts too want us to believe they will spare an animal because she's pregnant.

The average Nigerian will kill it even if it is giving birth right in front of them. Let's stop pretending, this is not a church.

marlow1962:
Fake news, believe this at your own risk.

Which part of the news is fake?

Are you saying the Nigerian army don't have upto 100 personnel to carry out the operation or that they are not in the forest? Do you have any Firsthand information or you are just being bitter?

taylor89:
Yorubas are the problem of Nigeria

Very indecisive and two-faced tribe

Betrayals

If left with Hausa and Igbo this country for don divide peacefully and everyone goes their way

But Yorubas are so scared of disintegration that them no suffer

Yorubas are doing everything possible to see that south south inherits the hatred they have for Igbos

But we’re not stupid to fall for that

South south! What has south south got to do with this?

You think if Nigeria is going to break, they are going to ask you to take what you want, south south is breaking too, as a matter of fact the country will be broken to 5 different countries,

South south
South East
North Central
South West
North

blueAgent:



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Which one be low patronage?

Her market no dey sell!

Monman56:
Very true but again do you realise that some people's perception of beauty changes over time. Like a not so beautiful lady can become beautiful in a person's eyes after some years of acceptance and also some ladies can become ugly to some people because of consistent awful character

Once you don't find her attractive, she will only get worse, you can only console yourself with those statements, deep down, you know she'll never be what you wanted.

To answer your question, never, never try to pick an ugly lady because of character, most of those ladies are worse but because of low patronage, they decided to be maleable, after marriage, then you will understand.

Jazmine10:
Why is infidelity among both sexes on the rise in Nigeria and what can be done to mitigate it?

Nothing is on the rise, we are just more aware of it.

IconicR:
From their chats she has strongly resisted all form of private meeting or physical romance aside their exchange of love chats, so I think her conscience is still working for now but that man is not backing down, he's hell bent on sleeping with her and the aunty told her that'll never be possible. I don't know when I'll recover from this shock because the aunty is someone I never expected such from.

Is she a pastor? She's human, the fact that she is not with her husband means she's open for a relationship, 90% of those kind of relationship happens all the time, trust me, no need to be shocked.

My advice, let them be, she hasn't done anything wrong yet.

Atheistan:
Igbos do not align with Simon Ekpe or whatever the Monkey's name is...
He is a terrorist as long as the South East is concerned.
In the beginning of all these he rode on the sentiments of the South Eastern people agitation for seclusion. But has steered off the path and became a terrorist.
People in the South East are not sitting at home because they align with his thoughts but because he has employed hoodlums from all over the country to kill, terrorize and enforce his agenda.

I dont know why Gani or whatever his name is, is making it an Igbo affair, he should stop being tribalistic and channel his vulgarism to the fugitive Ekpe, his cohorts and sponsors.

You are wrong, wait until the federal government try to arrest him, then you will understand that he is an emperor.

You see how the Eze in Lagos made some threat and everyone said, he doesn't speak for the igbo, then he was arrested and every igbos begin to write Sanwo, even some elders came to Lagos to demand for his release.

gidgiddy:


And has arresting Nnamdi Kanu brought any peace? It made things worse

Now you guys are crying over Simon Ekpa, take Simon Ekpa put and another Europe based individual will quickly step in and and start dishing out orders, and you guys will start crying again

You mean things have been worse in SE right, because nobody cares in Lagos.

turmacs:
That is a lie, heaven knows he tried to rape those poor ladies...All these Nigerian men that some how found their way to Europe and made one nonsense money, their preeq to dey stay one place just like their useless and broke counterparts back here in Naija spits on their bald heads...He must pay enough millions so that those ladies can go and receive mental health evaluation to free them from the trauma the konji infested guy has caused them

You should charge him to court since you want a share of the money so bad.

titilo:
mine use to do same, until i stop sending her money even if she says shes hungry, her brother also stopped, until she realised the so called men of God were only coming to pray for her cause of money.

So stop sending her money simple. Its like ant n sugar

You stopped sending your mom money because she does donation to church but you keep a girlfriend that buys brazilian hair on a regular?

You will rather she starve, than send her money she will use some as tithe?

And somehow you want to grow old!

It doesn't matter what she does with the money, she's your mother, she's not asking for your salary, you send her something every months, no monitoring, the gift have be given, however she want to serve her God is her business, she's not forcing you to go to her church to make donation, just mind your business and let her be.

ugodson:
Abuja boys uses girls spiritually they dont die physically but they will be useless for life.
What i dont understand is if these guys use spiritual means of getting money why not do the one they will disappear when Danger is around

Why do only the Money part

What you should know is, magic is drawn from somewhere, while objective, animal, even human, can be used, the kind that you are talking about require a living source, sometimes from the bloodline of the user.

That is why some children are born deformed, others having various issues that defy scientific explanation.

Peachy14:
If you are tired of the relationship just open up and tell her. If you don't want her to work in the hotel give her work or better still give her capital for business, Raising dust where there is none.

A working lady can't afford 2k, can't visit her boyfriend to pick up the phone she wants

He should send 2k (though small, but it has a significance), when he promised her a phone that has everything already?

Those are the kind of women that prefer to buy food outside even when there is food at home, a sensible woman will rather pick up the good phone for her use and drop the bad one, or even give her boyfriend to fix for her.

BloomingDale:
They did not parade the man? Jesus would have asked for the man she slept with, asked the people parading her if they have no sin, forgiven her and asked her to go on her merry way. A lesson on hypocrisy.

See as the men gather round her like vultures. The seed of Satan hating on the seed of the Woman, always screaming they are the head. The woman should have crushed that their coconut skull as she has been given the victory.

So you can't see the man sitting behind her

Beside, the reason she was the centre of attention is because she's married with six children and pregnant

For most women it's a resting period, for men well you understand what it means.

Some men are very serious about marriage, especially those that don't know how to cook or do anything at home, they feel relieved but just wait until they get married, they will be out in no time. Most ladies don't even want to cook or do any of those things.

fineboynl:
I don’t know if its just me.

The way fuel burns now eh is so alarming.

I took my car to the mechanic, no issues, I just don't understand, it's like something has been added, it burns so fast.

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo



The love of a father is beyond this world.

I love my little angel so much that my heart beat very fast just by mere thinking of her. I pamper her a lot that even my wife get jealous at time. I noticed

Please fathers here, show your girl child love, so that they won't become h*oes and urgent 2K sisters in the future.

I discovered that majority of my side chicks never had a father figure when they were growing.
My heart feel sad for them but my d*ck was never sad, because it must have to knack!

It doesn't matter how you treat your own girl child, the fact that you still insist on destroying other people children, you have a wife but you are still sleeping with side chick, shamelessly talking about it with pride.

There's no excuse, any child can go the wrong way, you are happy your 12 year old is decent, wait until she goes to the university and finish NYSC, the kind of sugar daddy she will be following, even you will be surprised.

One thing you lot need to know is, the decision to be decent has little or nothing to do with how much pampering she receives, as a matter of fact, the more the pampering, the worse she becomes.

Jennyclay:
Indeed men are white stainers, look at how banky W stained Adesua’s white despite having the perfect wedding. Shame!!!

But on a serious note, Nigerian men are wicked, evil and heartless. Honestly, I have nothing good to write about Nigerian men.

Nigerian men are randy, stingy, rape apologist, women beater, murderer etc. I can’t even list them all, the list is long

Just avoid them! Shikena!!

Please avoid men, how hard is that, everyone should be by themselves.

If the men need sex, get an harlot, if the ladies need sex (we all know they don't) they should use vibrator.

That is not that difficult.

StreetFight:


If not that you have mental illness, then you would have heard that the CBN has opened up the formerly closed card payment in foreign currency up to $10,000 per month

Is this true?

I mean, this is the best news all year if true.

Jennyclay:
He should be sentenced to life imprisonment

Nonsense men!!

He is just one man, what did men do to you.

jmoore:

Chinese government owns and operate more than 38 refineries in China.
If your government can't run a business, then they can't run a government too.

Your corrupt politicians sold you a lie that government can't run a business. China that is doing it, do they have extra brains in their heads?

Do you know how many politician have been killed without due process because they misappropriated funds in China, can that happen in Nigeria, in China, the government don't wait for anything, drastic measure are taken on important things without the fear of public opinion, can that be done in Nigeria?

Check this out https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-37748241

Jennyclay:
Why are buildings and towers always collapsing in Nigeria .

We really have poor engineers in this country. Even graduates in mechanical engineering can’t even repair and fix a car.

Olodo engineers!!

Lazy reader, even the heading states it collapsed because of vandals

Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade.

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.😌🤦
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.😔
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.😞

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!😏

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her!

I don't have any of the above and I expect nothing less, none of the above.

If the terrible cook were to be alone I can manage (Because I can cook and she will learn) but LAZY, HELL NO!

stephenonyx:
America is all about interest, if someone like Peter Obi is Nigeria's president, how will they be able to steal our Oil or sell Ammunitions for Terrorism in Nigeria. They gave us democracy to control our Government.
Democrats are more of terrorist sponsors than Republicans.
This is why I love Trump but Biden will always want war in countries so that they can control their resources.

But it was okay when everyone was writing letters, protesting in from of the white house

Now you know they want to steal our oil.

Jennyclay:
Men are to be blame and that’s the truth.

You demonic men would appear as a saint, deceiving ladies into marriage with your useless mouth, then disappear into thin air once you heard she’s pregnant .
Well, the good news is that we are wiser now and you men can’t deceive us anymore!!!

You nonsense men should learn to keep to promises and take up responsibilities.

It shall not be well with all promise and fail men
It shall not be well with all stingy ko ko men.

Honestly God will destroy you nonsense men!!

All this Jennifer, I have never seen a Jennifer with this ludicrous personality, oh Jennifer!

Ladies don't like truth, they enjoy lies, just add some change and she's opening her leg up and down.

Btw, you can only speak for yourself, go to hotels in lekki this weekend, you will know your gender can never learn, a gender that can cheat because of ordinary Apple! What do you expect.

MasterJayJay:
*310# is a unified code for all networks. No more separate codes for different networks.

I don't know about that, *123# still working for Airtel network.

obi4eze:


She tried but we have bigger problems at the moment. Someone stole our mandate and many people have been calling him out but him no gree hear word. BBC have been the latest to call him out. Whether he likes it or not he must return that mandate by fire by force. There's no hiding place for him. Thank God May 29 isn't far again. Make him come be President make we see

For a second there I thought you said manhold

They have even finished booking flight to Abuja for next weekend, the inauguration is happening oh, no go get heart attack when he is sworn in.

Ofunaofu:


The court, infact the judges are magicians

In Imo State, The candidate of the APC for the 2019 gubernatorial election came a distant miserable fourth position, but the court perform magic and declared him winner of the election.
From fourth to first, is that not magic

This is very wrong, why not read the outcome of the judgment instead of lying to justify yourself.

About 386 polling unit were not recorded and Hope claimed it was his stronghold, INEC and PDP couldn't prove otherwise, the supreme court agreed with Hope and awarded him the votes from those polling units thus get more vote than everyone.

Where are PO strongholds, did he lose any of his strongholds? can he prove any of the result annouced are falsified, even he already said, he is not contesting the result but the process.