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Romance / Re: Should I Deflower Her? by Sparkyhayzee(m): 10:28am On Aug 02, 2020
Petyprincess:

You know who you should ask that when you get home grin
Ask her the same question you asked me nw because definitely not all girls are like your role models at home!
Shameless men everywhere,continue deflowering girls without marrying them just know same will be done to your sisters and daughters grin cheesy


trash
Nairaland / General / Re: Dem Don Beat You Before? Share Your Experience. by Sparkyhayzee(m): 10:14am On Aug 02, 2020
let me write mine in pidgin too.

I remember that year for isawo comprehensive senior high school, e get one fat gal then the gal dey curse pple like mad. long story cut, na hin the gal curse me one day as per say I no even offend her, na hin my niggas push me say make I beat he'll commot her body, but me Sabi say na weight the gal go take finish me as per say the gal fat die.

Las Las, we close na hin my niggas tell me to go attack her for road me self cun mumu go. low-key the gal and her paddies self don plan how Dem go give me the beating of my lovely life.

I finally attacked the gal but she too fat, na one hand she take lock my school uniform she cun use the second hand spoil my fine boy face, she burst my lips, even tear my eyes self. I cry dat day no be small.

But I trust the really niggas wey I get, we later set the gal up I best the hell out of her life, I tore her school uniform too remain small make I even tear her bra. since then she dey fear me like mad.
Romance / Re: Should I Deflower Her? by Sparkyhayzee(m): 8:47am On Aug 02, 2020
Petyprincess:
Please pay her bride price b4 taking someone's daughter virginity!!! If you dnt end up together then you not meant to be!!
Dnt take her innocence all in the name of i dnt wanna loose out!!
I doubt that girl is 18 she's probably underage.


Did they pay your bride price before they disvirgin you?

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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Most Nigerian Girls Don't Take Care Of Themselves? by Sparkyhayzee(m): 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2020
vanida6:
Tcheeeeew abeg comot from villeage Op,,,come to abuja nd see the real slay queens

one gal forming slay queen from Abuja asking me for 2k urgently on Facebook, is that one a slay queen?
Abuja gals are local AF!!!
Romance / Re: 17 Yrs Boy Who Win Bet9ja Building House PHOTOS by Sparkyhayzee(m): 9:30pm On Jul 16, 2020
see this life eehn, e no balance at all
Romance / Re: Dick People: Nigerian Girls Share Their Experiences With Their Indian Friends. by Sparkyhayzee(m): 4:39am On Jul 15, 2020
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Romance / Re: Dick People: Nigerian Girls Share Their Experiences With Their Indian Friends. by Sparkyhayzee(m): 9:25pm On Jul 14, 2020
CODEIN:
Country dey burn everyday

Na diiiick and puccy useless yoots dey worry about.


By the time fulani arab terrorists herdmsmen bandits jihadist killer over run your crampy towns and cities una go turn refugee for una land.

Yeye pipu


ODE
Romance / Re: What Is Your Reply To This Picture? For Ladies. by Sparkyhayzee(m): 12:04pm On Jul 14, 2020
anuofGod:
1. Peace of mind
2. Support (financially, emotionally, spiritually, physically and in his career)
3. Great sex (in my own little way)




nor dey add sex, na two of una dey enjoy am. na even u dey enjoy am pass.
Romance / Re: Ask A Nigerian Man To Describe A Good Woman, He Will End Up Defining A Slave... by Sparkyhayzee(m): 10:55pm On Jul 10, 2020
Ask a Nigerian woman to describe a good husband, she will definitely describe senseless old sugar daddy.

I didn't even bother reading the thread, but from the caption I know it's baseless.

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Romance / Re: I dont think I will ever love any lady after I become rich and successful. by Sparkyhayzee(m): 10:37pm On Jul 10, 2020
Oga op, you met the wrong person.


I want my ex back
:'( cry
Romance / Re: I Will Fucking Ruin My Life Now by Sparkyhayzee(m): 8:56pm On Jul 10, 2020
Dear op, if ruining your life is what will make you happy, kindly ruin it ASAP. You deserve happiness
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Romance / Re: I Will Fucking Ruin My Life Now by Sparkyhayzee(m): 8:52pm On Jul 10, 2020
Badboibipo:
Society wants me to commit suicide but I wont, I will be a junkie and prolly a rapist instead. So I decided to become useless, I drank and smoked daily with no ambition and wore rags expecting everyone to avoid me cuz I was in so much pain but no, everyone kept staring at me and telling me how I had so much potential. I stopped smoking, drinking, bought good clothes and started glowing and now everyone is acting like I no longer matter...like I'm just irreleavant after sacrificing my happiness? God will punish u all...I am going back to my old ways and if any bitch tell me I can be better than that I will rape her
Romance / Re: I Love Her So Much But She's Too Demanding by Sparkyhayzee(m): 7:16pm On Apr 28, 2020
Op, link us nah
I can handle her grin

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